[Orc] stab the world

Considering that Kunta was seriously injured after catching the king's delicate body (!), He En had to arrange for everyone to stop and rest for a day before entering the Yamai Tai Desert.

Arufa expressed his incomprehension. After all, in his mind, a strong bear orc would not be able to withstand a hit. Obviously, he did not consider his physique that could not afford to be injured, and forcibly ignored that strong men are also injured. Quan Quan complained to himself: "I want to find the beast god ruins quickly~"

After speaking, he glanced at Kunta shyly. Fortunately, the bear orcs were still vomiting blood, so they didn't notice, so that the injury would not be aggravated.Since He En forbade Alufa to get closer to Kunta, he could only bite the handkerchief and say in his heart that he missed a great opportunity. He wished that his handkerchief could wipe away the blood from the corner of Kunta's lips. It is said that Kunta is not a female. Let’s vent the fire (?), otherwise how can I be fine (?) and still be able to vomit a few bowls of blood.

He En gave him a cold look, and said: "If you want to find it yourself, you should look for it yourself. With your road-crazy, it will probably take you three to fifty years to find the ruins."

"Oh~" Alufa sluggishly changed the handkerchief he was biting into his mouth to the corner of his eyes, full of hope, and shyly and timidly discussed with He En in a soft voice like a gnat: "He En's best friend, is she really Can’t you go over and wipe the blood from the corner of Kunta’s mouth, pinch that shoulder, and beat that thigh? They will definitely serve Kunta comfortably and stop the bleeding along the way.”

Leon and Birdman were dumbfounded: Squeeze your brother's shoulder and beat your brother-in-law's thigh!Of course the bleeding will stop, even if you die, you will bleed a lot.

The corner of He En's lips twitched violently. If he agreed to the king today, he would probably have to hold a funeral for Kunta tomorrow. How much time would it take?And he can imagine that the shy king will make a big fuss because of losing his husband... This is absolutely unacceptable.

"No!" He En refused in a cold voice: "You want to do something else, I'll leave for a while, if I come back and see you disobedient, we don't want to be friends."

After finishing speaking, He En left in a huff.

"Best friend He En!!!!" Alufa's mournful wailing couldn't even make his best friend turn around, and finally he fell powerlessly on the ground, biting a small handkerchief and complaining: "Hey, I just want to leave my husband It's a good impression, and I don't want to lose my best friend."

Ley jumped up to Arufa's side, blushing: "Alufa, in fact, my shoulders are also a little sore, and my legs are a little tired."

Leon wailed: Brother, you must look down on me! ! !

Alufa glanced listlessly at Lay, and then his blue eyes moved to the corner of his eyes to peek at Kunta, and said softly: "Really? Sure enough? Lay also thinks it is necessary to squeeze shoulders and thighs? But He En's best friend I don't understand her soft and virtuous firm heart at all, hey... she really has a hard life, it's rare to have a girlfriend, but she has such a weird temper."

Leon and Birdman are sweating profusely: what could be worse than Arno having the heart of a good wife?I can't afford to be hurt by the tenderness of an iron man, son, take me away.

Seeing that Alufa was puzzled, Lai looked a little sad: "If he doesn't let you go, you won't go, you just listen to him...he won't let you get close to Kunta, don't you just want to help him Can you think of other ways to help him without approaching him?"

Rey's sour words lit up the lightbulb on Arufa's head, and his inner light flashed, and his pair of blue handsome eyes immediately shot out a beam of light, comparable to laser beams. He clasped his hands under his chin, his strong The body twisted a few times, and his face was full of emotion: "Lai, you really are the lighthouse in people's hearts, allowing people lost in the dark sea to find their way home."

"Ah?" Lai was a little confused, but he was immediately hooked by those handsome eyes, and nodded in a daze: "Yes... I am the lighthouse."

Leon suddenly covered his face and cried bitterly: "I'm sorry father, I'm sorry daddy, I should really listen to what you said not to take Ley out, he seems to have a strange disease." After saying that, he looked up to the sky and laughed again: "(/≧▽≦ )/~┴┴ahhahahaha...it doesn’t matter anymore, at most I’ll go back and drink a bottle of Holy Red Medicine and give you both a female son.”

Birdman looked sideways: "You should take some medicine for your brain first."

The king came up with a good idea, and no longer had the mentality to know who was crazy, who was sick, who was stupid, and who was crazy, so he devoted himself to implementing his virtuous wife's performance plan, and twisted his delicate body (?) to actively equip it.

Besides, He En left that group of unreliable things...cough...partner, it was not to let the eyes breathe and let the brain cool down. In fact, he was basically immune to the king's spiritual attacks. He came out this time to find the Greem, who fanned into stars and danced with the clouds in the sky -- the most loyal and reliable fighter by the king's side.

He followed the direction where Greem was sent flying, and after a while he felt his scalp go numb, his sense of crisis prevented him from moving, and several ferocious beasts surrounded him, and they all bared their teeth at him, knowing that it was him. Knowing that these were the orc guards under Alufa, he couldn't help sweating nervously.

Unexpectedly, after seeing He En, these fighter jets among the elite and bombers among the orcs spit out tears and lay down on the ground like a wronged puppy or cat. One of them was the black The leopard-shaped Greem, when he jumped at He En's feet, he turned into a human at the speed of light, hugging the life-saving straw, tears and snot pouring out, and his mouth didn't stay idle.

"Hey, brother He Enao, hey, you must save him, hey, the king will not return to the tribe, hey, the elders will strip him naked, wrap him in animal skins and tie them with bows as a tribute Your Majesty has become the king's husband, ying ying ying, if this is the case, ying ying ying, I would rather drink the holy red medicine to become a female, ying ying ying, I will be a candidate for the princess with Geer, ying ying ying."

He En bit the bullet and listened to the declaration, and after unharmonizing the yingying, he finally understood the content of this paragraph, and suddenly his veins popped out.It really is an undeniable truth that things look like their masters. Not to mention that Greem is usually quite reliable, but when he is pushed, he reveals his true colors, revealing the amorous feelings he learned from his king so vividly that it really pissed off everyone. The soles of He En's feet were itchy, and he kicked the crying poor orc away with a flick of his leg, and he let out a sigh of relief when he stomped hard on his feet. Greem wanted something from him, and he screamed when he was stepped on, but he didn't even dare to block it. One look, it can be seen that this person is really desperate.

He En didn't feel relieved after stepping, but he didn't continue to do anything, he said lightly: "You don't have to worry, your king has found a clue to become a female, this time is to verify this legend..." He En En finished the whole story, but instead of seeing hope from the faces of Greem and other wild animals, he saw more sadness.

He thought, although these orcs can't stand Alufa, they are their kings after all. It would be a pity for such a powerful orc to become a female. Temperament, no one can stop him now, why not wait for him to try, whether it will work or not, you will know when the time comes."

Greem looked depressed: "Brother He Enao, you are really optimistic, our king has such a temperament, it would be great if he succeeded this time, otherwise... just watch, he will go crazy, and he will catch someone at that time Just force marriage, and in the end all the orcs in the continent will drink the holy red medicine to turn into females, and we orcs will be extinct, blah blah."

The ferocious beasts behind Greem also turned into human forms, with miserable faces like mourning concubines.

"Hey, hey, if you want to marry the king, I'd rather hit tofu."

"Hey, hey, if he wants to marry the king, he would rather hang himself with noodles."

"Hey, hey, if you want to marry the king, he would rather drink Sanlu."

"Hey, if you want to marry the king, I'd rather buy a train ticket."

"Hey, if you want to marry the king, I'd rather go to the premiere of Batman."

The corners of He En's lips twitched violently. He felt that he was so stupid to sympathize with this group of orcs whose minds had been shaken by the king, so his voice became cold: "Otherwise? You try to stop him from watching?"

None of those group of people with bitter faces buried their heads in tears, and none of them bravely stepped forward to take on the big responsibility. The movies that stand up in the face of disasters are really just educational movies.

He En touched his forehead and felt that the eardrums were hurting from the crying of these 2B orcs, so he yelled: "Okay, shut up, I'll take you to Alufa, let him accept you first, and later Even if something happens, you will always have a chance to react. Those who want to drink medicine drink medicine, those who want to hit tofu hit tofu, those who want to hang noodles, those who want to drink Sanlu drink Sanlu, those who want to buy tickets buy tickets, If you want to watch the premiere, feel free."

After He En scolded the orcs, they also became more sober, knowing that it would be better to save some energy for the final struggle here, and although their expressions were still languid, they knew how to nod.

He En wanted to let this group of orcs help to deal with the ruins. He always felt that even if he found the ruins, he would not be able to meet the beast god so easily. There must be some twists and turns, so he came here specially. Seeing the king haggard as if he was on his way to the execution ground, he couldn't help but feel a headache.

He En's apprehensive mood was replaced by shock when he returned to the place where his partners were staying. Before him, Leon, Kunta, and Birdman fell to the ground bleeding from seven holes. Ley grabbed his hair with both hands, his eyes were empty and absent-minded. It seemed that he was in an abnormal state of mind after being greatly shocked, and there were words in his mouth. When he listened carefully, the content was as heavy as six words.

"The horses are all hallucinations..."

"What's wrong with you guys?!" He En was shocked, and his beautiful face turned pale. He strode forward and grabbed the only Lay who hadn't fallen down yet, but the female just kept repeating those six words, It seemed impossible to recover for a while.

"Hey, girlfriend He En, you're back? If you're tired, you can lie down. The meal will be ready soon, and you'll have something to eat later."

He En followed the prestige, and saw the king's muscular body shining honey-colored light in the sun, every muscle seemed to be sculpted by a famous teacher, full of strength and domineering, but now this body only has a little pink tinge The love apron barely covers the sensitive parts. The corner of the apron is gently tilted in the breeze, but the key parts have not been exposed, exuding the temptation of hidden attributes. When the king turned around and continued to cook the love lunch, it really Exposing the fit buttocks.

At that moment, He En heard a violent splash of liquid, followed by the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground, and He En's sanity was also broken at this moment.

This indifferent, beautiful, temperamental and tutored, aristocratic, normal, reliable, and immune to the king's magic silver-sealed orc was finally stung by those two firm flesh mounds , Roaring at the leader's upper body in an instant, dancing and jumping up like an American football player.

"You surround me with animal skins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

After that day, there was a legend circulating on the border of the Yamaita Desert. According to the legend, a strange beast appeared at the border, and its roar caused a dust explosion. Some witnesses pointed out that the strange beast was half white and half white. The bronze color is twisted into a twisted ball, with silver and gold interlaced hair, four eyes, four nostrils, four ears, two mouths, eight hands and feet, and the most terrifying thing is that the monster has A strange pink thing made people feel angry and blood boiled, and the dog's eyes were numb, not to mention the two round protrusions comparable to the little sun, which was so terrifying that the witnesses had nightmares for a long time, which they would never forget.

Later, many brave men tried to find the terrifying beast in order to show their courage, but they found nothing. Until one day, a young man lost in the desert found a piece of pink cloth, and at that moment he found it. Only when there is no way out, the legend has a new sequel.After everyone's identification, it came off from the strange beast. Some brave people picked up the cloth and put it on, and suddenly showed their domineering side, which made everyone's eyes hurt. It can be seen that the strange beast is really ferocious, and everyone is in awe.

Since then, the artifact has been enshrined and has been passed down through the ages, and later generations talk about it with great interest. Old orcs in the desert always like to tell young orcs legends about strange beasts, forming a charming style.

Of course, this is a later story, so I won’t repeat it here. Now the artifact is still on the king, and the king was wronged because he was beaten by his best friend, crying and struggling, but he didn’t dare to hurt his best friend. The wind suddenly picked up, flying sand and rocks.

"No, I don't want He En's girlfriend, it hurts so much~"

"Shut up! You bastard, tear off the dreadful cloth."

"Shouyou, don't do this, people will be shy."

"... shame on your uncle!"