[Orc] stab the world

Even the heat of the desert could not dispel the breath of death from this group of people...

why?

Don't ask me such stupid questions, of course it's because Greem handed in the tribute when he came back, and the king lost his naked body!Feeling that the fragile heart has been hurt by Sen Sen, he turned himself into a mobile lace ball.

Of course, fortunately, our king finally farted!The buttocks are tightly covered.

...Congratulations to your sister!fall!

He En looked at another giant desert scorpion that was attacked by the king's spirit system and rolled its eyes and foamed at the mouth. He couldn't help but roll his eyes, so what if he has the hardest carapace in the world?It's so weak against mental attacks. If other people don't know, they will think it's a crab that went the wrong way.He looked back at his fellows who were no different from the funeral procession, his silver eyes suddenly dimmed, and he suddenly felt that the future was bleak.

At this point, He En couldn't help but said to the king who was wearing a lace dress beside him with great interest: "Can't you dress more normally?"

Under the background of the chrysanthemums in full bloom, the king smiled brightly: "Eh? He En's best friend also thinks that he is dressed too casually? In fact, he also wants to dress more gorgeously, but there are not enough resources around him. If He En's best friend is willing to stop and wait One day, someone will definitely make a dress that is even more gorgeous than the wedding dress, of course, the wedding dress has a special meaning, and no more gorgeous dress can compare to it." After saying that, Jun Mu pointedly pointed at because Kunta, who had lost a lot of blood and turned pale.

He En couldn't help but slapped the blond hair on the back of the head, angrily said: "Shut up and hurry!"

"Otherwise, are you going to take off other people's clothes again? Pervert." Alufa turned his face away aggrieved, because of He En?Selfish desires?And torn off his love apron and brooded.

He En held his forehead deeply, and kept comforting himself in his heart: don't care, everyone knows that you are here to save everyone, don't mind, this big king is not what it is today, don't be frustrated, find the beast god ruins and get rid of it The remaining holy red medicine is the most important.

After such a round of ideological work, He En finally calmed down and continued to lead the team forward.

At the same time, an indescribably mighty beast god in a certain indescribably gorgeous temple was so angry that he slapped away an indescribably exquisite beast on the indescribably precious throne with an indescribably majestic posture. engraving.

"What did you say?! The giant god scorpions sent out were wiped out?!"

The little boy who came to report the news fell on the ground and shivered, not daring to look directly at the god.

Well, the beast god can't describe the complicated mood at this moment... entanglement, shock, anger, doubt, sadness, depression, insomnia, upset, suspicious, etc., etc... In short, the beast god is not reconciled, not calm anymore .

"Go! Send out the elites. I want them to be buried in the desert. No one can walk out of this desert after coveting me. Greedy adventurers must pay the price."

"Cha!" The little guy ran away at the command, his distressed appearance was like a herd of grassland migrating beasts behind him, he decided to lead the troops himself, wishing to see the miserable conditions of those adventurers right away, so that he could bear it The anger of the beast god.

In order to teach those lifeless adventurers a lesson, almost all the monsters under the Beast God attacked, vowing to crush the invaders into meat paste.

As a result, Alufa and his party saw huge waves of sand and dust rolling in the distance of the desert, and they couldn't help being amazed.

"Short oil, there are waves." Alufa put his hands on his eyebrows and looked around.

Greem and a group of dead men from the Arthur tribe hurriedly nodded, echoing in multiple voices: "Yes, what a spectacular wave."

"It's so romantic that we can watch the sea together." Ley glanced at Arufa, blushing.

"It's romantic because of the waves?" Kunta rubbed his head with confusion.

"Hello? Will there be waves in the desert? Use your brains to see! I think it's an avalanche!!! This is terrible." The birdman flapped his wings worriedly and flew into the sky: "Fuck, this avalanche is so scary. There is no hiding in the sky!"

Leon covered his face and wept bitterly: "Hey, this is neither the sea nor the source of snow, waves and avalanches are all floating clouds, floating clouds, (/≧▽≦)/~┴┴ ah ha ha ha ha... It doesn't matter anymore, let the waves come more fiercely and the avalanche more surging!"

He Enshen, who had been unable to get a word in, raised his forehead, and slapped the back of the perpetrator's brilliant blond head with his long hands, and yelled at these unreliable orcs: "Shut up, this is a sandstorm, now we have to What to do is to take cover and wait for this storm to pass, don't underestimate it, you may lose your life if you are not careful, everyone stays close together, and the male tries to take care of the female as much as possible."

Everyone felt that although He En was a bit too flimsy, he was still very capable at important moments, so they didn't dare to delay, and the orcs, whose action was above everything else, took active actions.

Ley immediately rushed to Alufa. According to the law of male and female, a strong male must protect a weak female. Ley couldn't help thinking about it when the sandstorm was raging while running. Heartbeat, that kind of romantic thing, the whole picture was beautified by 1000%, almost blinded, he couldn't help but staggered.

This 0.00001 second error directly caused Alufa's big hand to have caught the silver-haired orc.

"Best friend He En, I will protect you!"

Although He En is full of black lines, but thinking that his ability is limited and his life safety is at stake, he will naturally not be hypocritical. The next moment he is covered under Alufa's strong body, thinking of such a character, he can't help thinking When he was a female, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching violently.

This situation was like a sharp knife piercing into Ley's scarred heart. He fell down with hatred, only to hear a rough growl in his ears-'Ley, I will protect you! 'Then he was crushed under the strong body of the bear orc, his face was numb.

"Hey!"

Hearing the sound of sobbing, He En silently looked at the pitiful and handsome face of a certain king who was weeping.

"I just lost my chance to be intimate with my husband. Hey, my heart hurts so much."

At this moment, He En really wanted to kick this guy to make out with the bear orc, he gritted his teeth and said, "Let go of my animal skin, it's not a small handkerchief for blowing your nose."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention for a while..." Alufa let go of the animal skin on He En's waist in aggrieved manner, and stared directly at that waist with sad little eyes: "Oh, if I can be like Boss He En, it would be nice if you had a small waist like that."

"...Your brother-in-law with a small waist!" He En said that he couldn't imagine that the king's muscular biceps and firm buttocks paired with a small waist would be too lethal and directly cause brain damage. The internal self-defense mechanism mosaiced it and survived the short circuit of the brain nerves.

The sandstorm came very quickly, and as soon as Alufa and his party hid, it covered the sky and covered the sky.

The sandstorm didn't last long, and it was not worth mentioning to almost every small team of strong orcs, but after a few strong winds mixed with sand raged wildly, the orcs pricked up their ears one by one, listening Unusual heavy stomping sound from the ground.

"No, there is an enemy attack, protect the king!"

The dead soldiers headed by Greem were well-trained and immediately formed a defensive formation to defend Alufa.

He En knew in his heart that the search for the Beast God Ruins would not go smoothly this time. Now that he heard the thunderous rolling footsteps, he also knew that the enemy should not be underestimated. His face became serious and he was about to say something when he suddenly heard Alufa's breathing became heavy, as if he was holding back something and was ready to go. Maybe because he was facing a big enemy, this unreliable king couldn't help but get serious?After all, although he is usually crazy, he is not really crazy, he is often just playing tricks.

"Alufa?" He En couldn't help feeling worried and guilty. After all, Alufa's ultimate goal was to catch up with her husband, but he used them for his own sake and brought them into crisis.

Just when everyone was facing the enemy in full battle, and He En was full of remorse, a sharp whistle pierced the sky and the noise.

"Ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The skirt is dirty!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! You pay, you pay for other people's skirts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!"

The crazy lace king bravely rushed to the enemy's battle line. Amidst the horrible screams and monster storms that were more spectacular than the sandstorm, the king's lace skirt could be seen flying from time to time, and the color of the world turned pale.

The dead soldiers headed by Greem shivered together: "Hey, it's terrible, the king is angry, it's terrible."

"...I'm dazzled?" Kunta rubbed his eyes.

"Alufa is really handsome." Ley held his heart in a nympho manner.

"Fortunately, fortunately, he didn't enter the Smita Snowfield." Birdman fell to the ground and murmured in a daze, "We must let the patriarch surrender when we go back."

"(/≧▽≦)/~┴┴Ahahahaha...it doesn't matter anymore, let the storm be more fierce!" Leon threw flowers and cheered excitedly.

In this joyful atmosphere, He En turned pale, broke out in a cold sweat, and trembled uncontrollably, he couldn't believe it... he couldn't believe that he would feel guilty and think that was unreliable The pink king is so wise and stupid... Isn't my brain broken?

He En fell into a panic of self-doubt.

On that day, an indescribably mighty beast god in a certain indescribably gorgeous temple was so angry that he slapped away another indescribably exquisite throne on the indescribably precious throne. Descriptive engraving (ctrl+C+V).

"What?! They have come outside the ruins!!!!!!"

The roar resounded through the indescribably gorgeous temple.

The Beast God's mood at this moment is indescribable.