[Orc] stab the world

By the way, why did the king and his party find the Beast God site so quickly and accurately?

This is due to the elite troops sent by the Beast God. What is the most direct reaction of a child who is bullied by outsiders?Of course, he was looking for his family, his mother and his father to bully him back, so the furious Pink King chased and beat those monsters, and finally went straight to Huanglong and went deep into the enemy's line. Desperately touching their foreheads, Greem and the others continued to do psychological self-hypnosis, and Ley was so charmed by the king's valiant posture (?) that he even held his chaotic little heart and screamed.

After the Beast God almost destroyed the entire indescribably gorgeous temple in an indescribable rage, he smiled angrily: "Hehe, it's been a long time since I have encountered such a capable adventurer who was able to enter the temple? I let them There is no return, let them in! I will deal with them myself."

In this way, the Beast God made a mistake that he would always regret for the rest of his life when he thought of it whenever it was windy, rainy, and thundery. Therefore, his evil, charming and crazy side made the gods relish Dao, of course, no one can know the truth from his mouth, because even if he often greets with a mask of God, "Have you eaten?"Do you want to talk about your evil, charming and crazy affairs? ', it's just a pity (=,=) that every time this matter is mentioned, it will end with this beast god getting mad, so the matter of the beast god has always been at the top of the list of unsolved mysteries in the God Realm. God was also known as the number one mysterious god, and it was widely known. It was not until a long time later that people realized that they hadn't asked 'Have you eaten? balabalabala...' This sentence has lost a lot of fun. After careful inquiry, I found out that the number one mysterious god in the god world has not appeared in public for a long time. It turns out that the god has become a loyal nerd Excuse me, of course this is something for later, so I won’t repeat it here, let’s talk in private.

In other words, at that time, the Beast God could not predict the future. His anger affected the weather like ordinary gods. Dark clouds enveloped the entire Yamai Tai Desert without forecasting, covering the sky and the sun. The orcs living in the desert were shocked. The orcs hugged their cubs and rushed home to collect their clothes, while the male beasts showed their animal shapes, gritted their teeth or roared towards the sky as if facing an enemy... Don't rain, don't stay at home and have no outdoor activities!

The group of people who entered the temple suddenly fell into the mist, each lost the figure of their companions, and was isolated.

He En looked at the familiar scene in front of him with a pale face, at least it was once familiar. It was the Sili tribe. At that time, his father was the head of the clan, and he was the son of the head of the clan. What was in front of him was imprinted in his memory. The moment he will never forget, the moment when his fate changed drastically, he whispered with trembling lips: "This...could it be..."

There is no need for research at all, He En is very sure that this is the legendary busy business that every fantasy novel in the legend can't do without - the heart demon!

He En held his forehead deeply, although he still didn't know who his opponent was, but he really didn't want to complain... The mental attack and so on are all left over from the king's play, dear, it's okay to throw a stone at your own foot or something Don't be too active, dear, keep your eyes open to see this mental power clearly? ?The super king is actually best at spiritual attacks and is immune to magic.

He En couldn't bear to look directly at the demon in front of him.

Meanwhile, there was also a heart demon in front of the king here, and the heart demon turned into N muscular and muscular men in front of the king, showing off various power poses and chorusing: "Honey, we are here."

Our king's pure girl's heart burst into SEED in an instant... There are many, many husbands.

Although Arufa already wanted to pounce on and grab a lot of husbands, his rationality still reminded him that girlish reserve is the key to seduce men.

So Alufa took back the healthy leg he had already taken, bent his knee carefully and touched the side of the other leg, pinched the orchid hand, turned his face slightly to bite the upturned little finger, and rested the other hand gently on the knee, his upper body slightly Leaning forward, pushing back her healthy buttocks, her handsome eyes are full of spring, her thin lips are charming, her inner strength is released to the skirt, and the layered lace skirt is swung with a whimper, and she is happy.

With a bang, there was a metal knocking sound like an evening drum and a morning bell, and the illusion was completely dispelled. I saw the monster fell to the ground at some point, and they... Ley, who was holding the pillar and was crazy, kept (/≧▽ ≦)/~┴┴'s Leon, Kunta shyly scratching the back of his head, the bird man holding his neck in a suffocating state, and the dead soldiers lying on the ground crying, grabbing their collars and screaming tragically' The Greem that the king doesn't want', He En who sat cross-legged on the ground with a calm face...and our king who poses in the most amazing pose of Marilyn Monroe.

The world was silent for a moment, and then the sound of liquid gushing and the king's roar shook the eardrums.

Blood: "Pfft!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Alufa: "Where are my husbands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"As expected." He En rubbed his twitched and stiff cheeks, silently looked at the dead things on the ground, then brushed off the animal skin and stood up: "Let's go, kill your husbands." The culprit should be not far ahead."

Alufa, who was in a rage, lifted the lace skirt with both hands, his healthy legs flew away, and disappeared in front of the road with an afterimage, setting off a dusty road. He walked forward like a zombie, among them was a heart-holding female with light footsteps: "Oh, my Alufa is so handsome." He En couldn't help shaking his footsteps.

At this time, in the indescribably gorgeous temple, a certain indescribably mighty beast god slumped down on the indescribably precious throne, with a trace of evil and indescribably blood on the corners of his lips, covering it with one hand, as if in indescribably painful pain Described chest stares at the enemy who rushes in.

"It's my big..." meaning.

Before he could finish his words, the indescribably mighty Beast God had been grabbed by Alufa's orchid hand and lifted up.

"Give back the husbands!!!!!!" Arufa said.

Seeing the creature in front of him, the beast god's eyes were open, and an indescribable sense of fear occupied his heart. He struggled desperately like a cockroach seeing a rooster, or a toad seeing a poisonous snake: "Hey... the golden beast ! Golden Beast! I didn't take your husband, really not."

"Yes, you have! Husband! There were a lot just now!" Alufa emphasized.

"Hey...that's just an illusion." The Beast God said.

"It doesn't matter, if someone wants a husband, just give him the illusion!" Alufa ordered.

"Hey... It's useless, hallucinations are useless to you, even if I try to force it, it will collapse immediately, I can't bear the backlash a few times."

"Shut up and don't cry! Aren't you a beast god! You can't even do this!!!"

Just as Alufa grabbed the Beast God's neck and dangled, he stopped him with a low shout.

"Arufa, stop first."

Hearing this shout, Alufa let go of his hands, and the beast god fell to the ground panting, watching the terrifying golden beast that almost killed the god suddenly cover its face with its hands and twist its body at a very strange angle, Unexpectedly, weeping and rushing towards the silver beast whose situation was a bit special.

will die?Must die.

The beast god thought, if the silver beast were to be pounced on by the golden beast, there would be no bones left.

However, the facts were not as he expected. Just when the golden beast was about to pounce fiercely on the silver beast in a delicate and pitiful posture, he saw that the silver beast, which was particularly weak for some reason, raised its head gently and unhurriedly. He raised his slender arm, which was not strong enough, and just blocked the menacing golden beast with his palm, and said softly, "Do you want to break up with me?"

Like a spell with magical power, just as the words fell, the golden beast suddenly stopped its castration, and its body once again writhed out of a difficult and shy posture with ergonomics and fell to the ground, with its healthy legs arched and overlapping, Biting the small handkerchief, his handsome face was slightly lifted at a 45-degree angle, with a resentful and tearful expression: "Best friend He En, you are cruel and ruthless, you are unreasonable, why do you keep threatening people with breaking up friends~ good or bad, good or bad, you are good or bad, people The pure crystal girl's heart will be broken."

He En didn't bother to worry about Alufa's broken glass heart. He squinted his eyes and looked at the Beast God with a serious expression: "Who are you? Why are you in the Beast God ruins? You'd better explain it honestly, otherwise... I don't know." I will stop this king who is crazy about her husband."

Alufa's eyes lit up, and he immediately turned his face away to stare at the Beast God with a thirsty expression.

The gorgeous temple was instantly dimmed by the shining eyes, and the beast god crouched in the throne, sobbing... The silver beast that can control the golden beast is too terrifying.

"I... I am the owner of the ruins." You are robbers, invaders, bandits.

He En heard the subtext or something, and he flicked it away, cursing viciously: "Ci'ao! This site is too bad, and it says that three wishes can be fulfilled? Nonsense! Where did you hear the false advertisement? Seriously , shopping malls and radio advertisements have always been unreliable."

Since Leon was still wowing, Ley couldn't understand He En's doubts, and retorted angrily: "No, the Beast God Ruins is an ancient legend, and every old man in the tribe knows it."

Kunta supported his sweetheart: "That's right, we have heard it since we were young. It is a self-study brought by an orc who wandered in the desert to our tribe. It is true."

Birdman scratched his forehead and said, "Is this spreading rumors?"

He En crossed his arms and almost believed that this was the truth.

Greem covered his face and cried bitterly: "Hey, don't do this, I can't go back to be the king's husband."

"Master Greem, don't be sad."

"Master Greem, let's make peace with the condolences."

"Actually, the king is not bad."

"Yes, at least there is a pure crystal girl's heart."

"...Well, still very shy."

The dead warriors chattered to comfort, relieve, or confuse, just wanting Lord Greem to look away, accept his fate, be a hero to solve the tribal crisis, and dedicate himself to the king, but Greem cried when he heard these words. Even more sad.

"No!!!!!!" Alufa screamed and jumped up, glaring fiercely at the beast god who shrank into a smaller ball: "No!!! How could you! How could you have been chasing others for so many days Lu didn’t get a beauty sleep, and when he walked into the desert at the risk of sunburn on his delicate skin, after being ravaged by wind and sand for so many days, he actually said that you can’t do anything?!!!! No, he won’t accept it Yes, she wants to become a beautiful female! You change!!! You change!!! You change!!!!"

Facing the questioning, the Beast God tried his best to stuff his own body into the slightly narrow throne, trembling: "Oh~ I, I am the real Beast God, the Golden Beast."

"Really?" He En frowned and looked at the unreliable god group: "What if I ask to remove the holy red medicine residue from my body?"

Beast God nodded: "It's easy."

He En's eyes lit up.

Leon's sanity suddenly became clear for a moment: "Then I will become a silver beast."

Beast God nodded again: "This is much easier than making you normal."

Leon: "(/≧▽≦)/~┴┴Wow haha, father, father, I am going to succeed."

Alufa's face was flushed, and he suppressed the excitement of jumping up: "Then...then she will become a beautiful and delicate female."

The Beast God looked terrified: "No... no."

"Why~!~!!!"

If He En hadn't stopped him, Alufa would have rushed to kill the god.

"Hey, Jin Beast, don't embarrass others."

Hearing that the beast god even came out with the mother-in-law, He En also knew that there was nothing to do about Alufa, and he was even more confused: "Why? Are the golden beasts different?"

"No." The Beast God covered his face and cried bitterly: "Other things are fine, but this is a golden beast +10086, which has already surpassed the cheat, and there is nothing I can do about it."

Arufa burst into tears, stomping on the ground in disbelief, the whole temple was shaking: "No, no, no, no! You are lying to others, and they don't believe it!!!!"

"It's true, it's true, it's true, if you weren't a golden beast +10086, would people be afraid of you?"

"Impossible, why don't you let me do a soul swap with He En's best friend, she likes to be a female, but he likes to be a male!"

The corners of He En's eyes twitched, he wanted to say that he was also a male.

The Beast God still shook his head: "Don't do this...Gold Beast +10086, your soul strength is too high, even if you want to change it, it will immediately break the body of that Silver Beast."

"No!!! She used to be a beauty!!!! Why can't this work?!"

"Hey, haven't you already died once? Hey, only this golden body that can't hurt you can hold your soul, and the soul of the silver beast can't control this golden body and it will be swallowed eventually, so your souls don't matter at all. Impossible to switch."

"The wind is too strong, I can't hear anything." Greem and the dead soldier covered their ears, not daring to imagine how terrible the future would be.

"No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Arufa covered his palms Er escaping from reality: "It won't be like this, I want to become beautiful, I want to be a beauty, I want to get married ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!”

On this day, Alufa pounced on the Beast God, on this day the Beast God was beaten up and gave two of these people fulfilled wishes, on this day the Beast God lied out of conscience - believe me, As long as you get 10086X10086 male true love kisses, you can weaken the strength of your soul, and then you can become a female.

Years and years later, Alufa conquered the Quartet and pacified the mainland in order to find the kiss of true love and became the lord of the continent, a generation of beast king of the whole land, but he still did not get 0.0001 kiss of true love.

But Alufa is not discouraged, he has thought of many ways, he knows that until now he has not been able to get the kiss of direct love because of the established ideas of these males, judging by appearances will not see his pure crystal girl's heart, thus ignoring him Such an outstanding beauty, so he took a fancy to early childhood education, revised the "True King's Beauty is the Real Beauty" textbook, and decided to let the new aesthetic concept start from an early age.

After many years, the children finally thought that the king was a beauty, and became the heirs of a new generation of true marriage sand warriors. Soon the birth rate of orcs will hit a new low.

Many years later, He En has become the youngest elder who is indispensable in the mainland. One day, he received many cries from males——Hey, Brother He En, begging for help, the king got a strange textbook; , the Wajia baby paper said that she wanted to marry the strong melon baby of the bear tribe and decided not to find a female to have a baby; hey, the Wajia baby paper is also, the Wa family is going to be extinct balabala...

He En gritted his teeth: "Ah... Lu... Fa!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you do this kind of thing without telling me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

"Hey~~~ I just want the kiss of true love."

"Okay! I'll give it to you!"

On that day, the king got his first and last true love kiss.

but……

"People like muscular men and not women."

"(╯#-dish-)╯┴—┴"

The author has something to say: theend... my daughter wakes up in the middle of the night looking for a hug and drives away.