A man who connects the past and the next

As a result, the two said to the waiter next to him in unison, "I don't want what he ordered!"

The waiter with a 360-degree smile at the corner of his mouth is messy in the wind, holding his forehead! ! ! ! ! !

"You have nothing to look for, are you?" Quan Shi dropped the menu and Chi Lan who was on the opposite side.

"Heh, the more shameless a person is, the more he can create miracles!" Chi Lan said contemptuously and provocatively.

"That's right, bad guys need strength, and scum need taste!" Quan Shi retaliated.

"Do you want to eat?" Chi Lan's eyes turned red.

"Afraid of you? Let's go? Go out to practice?" Quan Shi rolled up his arms and sleeves.

"A playful person who lacked calcium since childhood and lacked love when he grew up!" For the sake of Quan Ai, Chi Lan endured it, and muttered that he would not pay attention to Quan Shi.

"What's wrong? Are you able to produce milk?" Quan Shi was no longer angry, thinking that this was not bad.

"Quan Ai, just watch and come on, I want the same as you." Chi Lan said to Quan Ai with a light smile, wanting him to fart on the sidelines wantonly.

Quan Shi became anxious, and yelled at Quan Ai: "You know what I eat when I eat old things." A little bit of showing off, but in Quan Ai's heart, showing off is still the most important thing for him as a younger brother.

The man didn't talk to anyone and didn't care about the waiter who was standing aside respectfully waiting to order. Quan Ai said calmly, "Very well, before ordering, I'll give you a guess." A question." The man's words made the waiter, Quan Shi, and Chi Lan baffled: "A rabbit sprinted [-] meters and bumped into a big tree, asking why? Get something to eat."

The waiter was still racking his brains to guess the answer, while Quan Shi said casually, "Cut! Shrimp!"

Quan Ai was mature and steady, without losing a trace of demeanor: "Then, what about following another rabbit into a big tree?"

Chi Lan knows how to infer other things from one fact, follow the clues, and try to answer based on Quan Shi's answer: "Yes, is it a prawn?"

"Good! That's right, it's 'blind' and 'right blind'!" His eyes, like those of a vulture, looked at the two people in front of him with great interest.

When Chi Lan was told this not too cold joke by the man, she was a little embarrassed, she closed her mouth tightly and prepared not to twist with Quan Shi so childishly.

Quan Shi, on the other hand, was completely opposite to Chi Lan's behavior. He yelled at Quan Ai at the top of his voice, "Old man, your nerve endings are dead? You tell silly jokes without ordering food? It's so cold! Shit!" Then he closed his mouth resentfully. mouth.

The silence was not long before it was broken by Quan Shi and Chi Lan who were drinking the creamy mushroom soup with their heads down. Quan Ai, eyes collided, Quan Shi and Chi Lan glared at each other viciously, Quan Shi grinned badly, obsequiously took his own knife and fork to cut portions of the steak on Quan Ai's plate, then raised his head and chest , that meant to tell Chi Lan that that was his brother, go with your mistress.

Not to be outdone, Chi Lan immediately picked up the crystal cup next to the man's hand, filled it with freshly squeezed pear juice, and then handed it to Quan Ai's fingers, telling Quan Shi what he meant, no matter how much my brother kissed You can't compare to the person next to your pillow, go shit!

Quan Shi raised his eyebrows, Chi Lan stared, and then it seemed that Quan Ai became a "useless person". He served the man's dishes, he delivered the man's tissues, he picked out the side dishes for the man, and he wiped the corners of his mouth, that's all. Compared with going back and forth, it simply becomes that he feeds the man a mouthful of water and he feeds the man a mouthful of vegetables.

The meal was absurd, Quan Shi was as thick-skinned as a city wall, he didn't care what others thought, Chi Lan also followed Quan Shi to break the jar, for the sake of love, he would rather be shameless The second person in the Infinity Race universe.

After Quan Ai had finished his meal, Quan Shi and Chi Lan surrounded him on one side, one on the left and the other on the right. One looked like a secret agent in the period of the Republic of China, and the other looked like a traitor who betrayed the people of the country. The corners of the eldest brother's mouth twitched.

Putting down the cloth towel in his hand, Quan Ai, who hadn't spoken much during the meal, opened his mouth. He looked at the two people around him kindly and said, "If you're not busy later, I'll take you to a medical institution to test your intelligence. !"

Uh......... Chi Lan's face was black with lines, throwing it into the pot can cook noodles, Quan Shi felt good about herself, grinning her teeth and humming.

At the end of the bill, the man got up and left gracefully, Quan Shi hurriedly followed, and Chi Lan also stepped forward without hesitation, but when it came to the question of who is more qualified to sit in the co-pilot seat, Quan Shi and Chi Lan both disagreed. It became a naive child who was nineteen last year, eighteen this year, and went back to kindergarten to drink Wahaha the year after next.

Those who compete for the debate are called life and death, and if you don’t die, you will have to die at the end. Suddenly, Quan Shi spewed out a mouthful of arrogant, crisp, Beijing-style words, which were scraped hard like a big knife and hurt people’s ears: " Scar, don't say I'm bullying you, ask you what the horns on the giraffe's head are for? If you answer correctly, I will sit in the back row."

When Chi Lan was asked this question, she immediately answered reflexively: "Deer antlers are used by two male stags to fight for food."

Chi Lan's voice on that side hadn't finished yet, but Quan Shi started to suppress him: "Wrong! Your sister's is not called deer antler, it's called a 'deer router', which is specially used to receive WAN signals, hahahaha." Quan Shi The one who laughed was frightened, afraid that Quan Ai, who was always silent beside him, would not be able to see his stomach.

This time, Chi Lan's complexion at this moment really looks like she died after eating poop, from white to gray, from gray to blue, and finally he stayed awake and took the lead. , and turned to Quan Ai and said: "I seriously suspect that your family has a history of mental illness, why don't we go to the hospital and show him?"

"Heh~ You two are right." Quan Ai stretched out his hand lovingly to praise Chi Lan's nose and said, "You still have the nerve to talk about Xiao Shi~" His tender eyes were shining black, which Quan Shi had never seen at that time. After that, the little man outside the car door was stunned, Quan Ai didn't miss the petrified ghost of his precious brother, and secretly laughed in his heart, what he wanted was this illusion for Quan Shi, the illusion for Chi Lan .

Fingers caressed Chi Lan's lips ambiguously, Quan Ai deliberately lowered her voice and said to Chi Lan: "He is just a pampered young master, please be more tolerant of him in the future!" Only then can we understand the signal.

Chi Lan suddenly became enlightened, and her heart was relieved, she knew, she knew that things would be like this, how can a man be a man who cares about the love of these children with his grandeur and magnanimity?He still loves him, but he needs to cooperate with him to coax Quan Shi, a cynical young master, to play a game. When Quan Shi gets bored and loses the freshness, he will naturally stop interfering with him and Quan Ai.

"Fuck! What do you mean? You don't want to give up on my femoral head necrosis and nerve bifurcation????" Quan Shi immediately turned his face, and the feeling of being left out by Quan Ai is not good at all. Damn it, is it a man? Are they all carnivores?He swears that if he and Chi Lan are together, he must first respect and respect his old man, and will not ignore him, bastard, why is there such a big gap between men in the same family?Let go of your annoyance! (It’s purely for those who can’t eat grapes and say grapes are sour)

Chi Lan was extremely magnanimous this time, showing affection for Quan Ai, and then took the initiative to retreat to the back seat to do it. Quan Shi sat in the co-pilot seat and felt that the throne under his butt was not his own. What he won by strength was given to him by the damn hateful Chi Lan, gritted his teeth and clenched his fists, completely unwilling to reconcile.

Rolling his eyes, Quan Shi looked at Chi Lan's bright and kind eyes through the rearview mirror, the corners of his lips slightly raised into a faint smile, and a shallow dimple immediately appeared on his cheek, diluting all his meanness and arrogance.

Retracting the extension of peeping, Quan Shi purposely moved closer to Quan Ai, and then, as if he was afraid of being heard by Chi Lan who was sitting in the back row, he leaned on Quan Ai's shoulder and lowered his voice to Quan Ai's ear and said: " Brother, why don't both of us want him, see how beautiful he is, the friendship between our brothers is indestructible, it cannot be broken by a man at all, besides, the incense of the whole family falls on you Even if I don’t mean that the moon will destroy you, I still have to take care of you on behalf of our father~~”

Quan Ai, who was driving the car, suddenly lowered his head to meet Quan Shi's face that was almost stuck to his face, the latter was taken aback, Quan Ai's eyes were hot and enthusiastic, and it happened that Quan Shi blocked Chi Lan's sight behind him, Can't help being absent-minded for a second, his Adam's apple rolled impatiently and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, Quan Shi continued to provoke: "Oh no? Give it a good time?"

The man looked gentle, spoke softly, and answered Quan Shi cleanly with one word: "Okay!"

"Damn! Is that why you agreed?" Quan Shi was very surprised, his voice was like a rat's and he didn't dare to show it.

"Hehe." You need a creepy laugh, but now is an extraordinary time for Quan Shi, not to mention that Quan Ai's laugh is worse than crying, even if a man laughs enough to make people pee, he can't say it A fart came: "Who wants Xiao Shi to be my favorite baby~" Extremely ambiguous, the ambiguous Quan Shi's whole body was shaking like falling into an ice cellar.

Quan Shi immediately regained consciousness, damn it, how can you say that when you lose your mind, you lose your mind?Could it be that his brother is an old goblin?Can seduce souls?Grabbing Quan Ai's arm, he made a lewd proposal: "Go play at night? Do you want that scarred potato to move?"

From Chi Lan's point of view, when the man is concentrating on driving, Quan Shi is like a mung bean fly, flapping its wings, eager to stick to the man's body and buzzing non-stop.

Quan Ai did not reply to Quan Shi, but looked at Chi Lan in the rearview mirror with a slight smile and said, "It's your home!"

Chi Lan, who was sitting comfortably in the back row, naturally collided with the man's enthusiastic eyes in the rearview mirror, smiled, and then opened the car door and said, "Okay, then I'll go back first." Definitely give him a call.

Seeing the interaction between his elder brother and Chi Lan, Quan Shi, who was ignored, was upset, and said easily, "Did you hit a big tree? Can't you see me?"

After getting out of the car, Chi Lan continued to ignore Quan Shi, still waving goodbye to Quan Ai, at the moment when he finally turned around, he gritted his teeth angrily at Quan Shi: "You are your blind rabbit!"