A man who connects the past and the next

you you you you!Quan Ai's nostrils are really fire-breathing, Quan Ai saw it in his eyes and laughed dumbly, when Chi Lan walked away, Quan Ai turned around and said to Quan Ai: "Go, go back to your madness, I am bleeding a lot today, all arrangements are made." You!" Quan Shi had his own calculations in his heart, shit!Show affection in front of Lao Tzu, right?beautiful!beautiful!I want you two to flirt beautifully, hum!Later, I will find the two young masters to clamp the old guy, and then give Xiao Dao Scar a call, wow~perfect!It's just perfect, hahaha~

No matter how strong Quan Shi is, he is still a bit weaker in front of Quan Ai. With his little thoughtfulness, as long as he sticks his butt, Quan Ai will know that Quan Shi is going to pull some bastards.

"Then I won't be polite!" After Quan Ai finished speaking, she stepped on the accelerator and drove towards the exciting bar.

After returning home, Chi Lan remembered the culprit who caused the trouble today. She turned on the chandelier in the living room, looked around the house and looked at her watch. It was only three o'clock in the afternoon. Chi Lan went to wash his face, then sat down on the sofa and dialed Chi Mu's phone.

"Hey Chi Mu, your phone is ringing!" Wang Tianbo, who had already undressed, yelled at Chi Mu who went out to change his slippers.

Only through the door curtain, Chi Mu's voice came back: "It must be my brother, don't worry about it." Not long after that, Chi Mu came in with two pairs of slippers, one for Wang Tianbo and one for himself.

"I'll go first, hurry up~" The naked Wang Tianbo put on his slippers and went into the school's bathroom. It's so hot today, so the two of them just stayed in the school's public bathroom after playing. Chong Chong went home again, and it happened that there were not many people at the moment.

After a while, Chi Mu ran into the room naked, but there was no one there. He randomly picked a nozzle and stood underneath to start washing. He was very happy because his brother-in-law gave him a stimulating card today. The VIP gold card, said that if he arranges classmates and friends to play in the future, he can still enjoy God-like service without spending money, and he is very happy. He has only seen that kind of place in TV dramas, so he really wants to go and see it. What's the matter, besides, the billiards and curling inside are all for casual play. Quan Shi also said that the birthday party will give a big cake for free, and the chick and pretty boy can be chosen by him, wow~

The more beautiful Chi Mu thinks about it, he can't help humming a ditty: "We people are happy today, we people are really happy today~" Chi Mu really has a heart, he can even hum such an old song, This is "Happy Today" that Xie Xiaodong sang on the Spring Festival Gala in 1995. It can be called a song that is so old.

Wang Tianbo really saw that he was happy, he could hear it from his melodious and melodious style of music, and he became thrilled when he hummed, directly from Xie Xiaodong's "I'm happy to give you a big leap" to Teacher Gong Linna's anxiety , this guy groaned to Wang Tianbo because he turned the hot water valve of the faucet to the maximum, it was so fucking cold.

"Can you turn off that electric box of yours?" Wang Tianbo couldn't stand Chi Mu's protest against the violent eardrum of his ear any longer.

"Oh, you want me to be unprepared too much. How can I do it if I don't want to sing? It's very rude if you don't let the person who wants to sing sing when you want to sing. The heart caused great harm..." Chi Mu started talking non-stop, which made Wang Tianbo extremely regretful.

"Michael, Tang Seng, I said, why don't you transfer your chatterbox to Sister Ye Wen's storytelling?" Wang Tianbo lost his patience completely, and then revealed his true nature: "Okay, if you Wow, I'm going to use violence against you!"

Faced with such a frenzied threat, Comrade Chi Mu was not afraid, he immediately shivered in front of Wang Tianbo like a great dancer: "Hohohaha, quickly use the nunchaku on brother, Hohohaha, can you What about me?" Not to mention, the song "Shuangjielun" by Zhou Jiegun was sung by Chi Mu quite rhymed, haha.

Originally, Wang Tianbo really couldn't stand it anymore, and was going to be violent with Chi Mu, who was more arrogant than Sun Wukong, but the next second, an unexpected incident made him stare at Chi Mu's lower body.

Chi Mu, who had taken a good bath, also noticed Wang Tianbo's wanton gaze at him, and then he saw Wang Tianbo pointing at his lower body in surprise and said, "Why is yours so small?"

After what he said, Chi Mu subconsciously looked down at her own things and then at Wang Tianbo's work, only to realize that his work was really small.

Although he is already eighteen, he is a child from the countryside after all. He is ignorant and sensitive to the concept of sex. Hearsay thinks that real men should not be so small. They say seventeen or eighteen centimeters long, even if Even when he wasn't that much, he grew very tall, but Wang Tianbo's words would be enlightened in a long time, and suddenly he couldn't lift his head up in front of people, and cared about his own size very much.

Immediately he lost interest in taking a bath, he grabbed his toiletries in embarrassment and was about to run out, but happened to bump into Na Yi who also came in to take a bath, and after being supported by Na Yi, he subconsciously went to Na Yi's place again Glancing at it, I immediately blushed, how could it be possible?How could it be so big but his is so small?As if struck by lightning, Chi Mu hurriedly pushed Na Yi away and fled in a hurry.

On the way from school to home, Chi Mu was still brooding on his heart, and became more and more melancholy. The treasure he had always been proud of was actually the little silkworm chrysalis that those school girls talked about?Uh~~Heaven, the earth~Christ~God~~Satan, Jehovah~~~ This is too much for me to be unprepared, and I want to cry without tears.

Looking at Chi Mu who opened the door and came in, Chi Lan was about to have a fit, but seeing Chi Mu's listless look, she couldn't help but ask with concern: "Xiao Mu? What's wrong with you?" Then Chi Lan found that Chi Mu had been a kid all afternoon. Just learning from Quan Shi was broken, because his simple brother actually looked straight at his lower body, what the hell!Chi Lan immediately cursed Quan Shi over and over in her heart.

No one answered Chi Lan, Chi Mu threw off the shoes on her feet, dropped the schoolbag on her shoulders, and drifted into her bedroom in front of Chi Lan in a daze.

Uh... Chi Lan was speechless!A slamming sound of the door brought Chi Lan back to his senses from the distraction.

The night gradually took away the afterglow of the setting sun, and there were no indoor lights, but only the flashing neon light outside the window.

"Brother Earl, Mr. Quan!" Xiao Li, who was standing outside the long corridor of Crazy Bar, spotted the two people who came in one after another with a sharp glance. However, the smile on Xiaomeng's lips froze in the next second.

That's because Quan Ai, who had already walked past, suddenly turned back to look at Xiaomeng behind him, a very simple look, a purely scrutinizing gaze, made Xiaomeng suddenly feel chills in his heart, as if he was being shot through by a bullet as a prey The illusion, the saliva accumulated in the throat under the shrunken eyes, Xiaomeng lowered his bright eyes and dared not look at Quan Ai again, it was Xiao Li who stepped forward to cover the timid him, and greeted Quan Ai vulture with a smile Xiaomeng was lucky enough to be let off by the man with his eyes like that.

"Hey old man, today is Friday." Quan Shi suddenly stopped at the entrance of the hall, and looked at his eldest brother who had become his rival in love with interest.

The man met Quan Shi's malicious eyes with no expression on his face, and asked cooperatively, "So what?"

"Mr. Penis Contest!" Quan Shi habitually curled his lips, which made the man know that there must be some scheming plan brewing in his precious brother's mind.

Looking sideways at the crowded hall, the lights are obscene and the atmosphere is warm. The dark figures in the audience frantically rush towards the stage, and on the stage covered by special effects lights, there are burly men performing stunts.

Since it was a Mr. Penis competition, it naturally had something to do with the man's part. Quan Ai was not interested in the prize for winning the championship, but was more interested in the man who showed off his stunts on stage.

Those who use JJ to play billiards are very precise. Every time they hit, the ball is scored. They use JJ to play the electronic organ. I have seen this one on Britain’s Got Talent. There are also people who use JJ to dance hip-hop. I don’t know the professional name, but I know it’s similar to hip-hop. He’s seen it in videos. He didn’t expect Chinese people to have such awesome ones. You can rotate your body just by using a hardened JJ to support the ground. The performance is to use a rope to tie two large bottles of Coke at both ends. That is a bottle of 2 liters in weight. On the JJ, of course, it’s just a few seconds, and then he will take it off immediately, this is already very good, men have seen this kind of performance when they go to Thailand to watch adult shows, and it’s not surprising. , you know, the world is full of wonders. (It’s all true, old blood, I went to Thailand to watch an adult show, my eyeballs almost fell out of the window at that time, Thai men are fierce)

Withholding her admiring gaze, Quan Ai looked at Quan Shi beside her with a smile, and Quan Shi grinned badly: "I said old man, you are so confident, why don't you go up and perform a performance, the prize for the champion is quite rich."

"Ah? Xiao Shi?" The man smiled strangely: "What other rich prizes do you think can attract me?"

"Oh~" Quan Shi said calmly, "That's true, then what do you want?" Quan Shi smiled, he didn't believe that this old thing could shamelessly take off his pants and perform such a thing.

"I want you!" Quan Ai's voice was neither too loud nor too small, and there was a hint of embarrassment in his steady voice. The light blue light flickered in the darkness, reflecting the man's eyes with splendor.

Quan Shi Weizheng, but soon returned to normal, still squinting his eyes and smirking: "Success, old guy, you have to show your housekeeping skills? What's the matter? Could it be to take your second child?" Write a poem for everyone?"

"I can reluctantly show off my proud size to everyone." The man was not ashamed, rather proud.

Quan Shi rolled his eyes: "What an impressive size? How long is it? Is it as long as an electric pole?" Damn!Why is this old ghost so sullen? ? ? ?

"46 centimeters!" Quan Ai still talked and laughed with Quan Shi calmly: "It should be enough to fly a kite."

"46 centimeters? How dare you say it out loud." Quan Shi frowned. Why did he feel weird when his elder brother said such things to him?

"And it's still the diameter." The man raised his eyebrows deliberately and let go of his anger.

"Yeah, yours is pretty thick, with a diameter of 46 centimeters, but it's a pity that it's only two centimeters long, and it's all horizontal." Quan Shi was talking quickly, and he didn't want to entangle with those hazy things anymore.

"So..." The eagle eyes flickered, and the man pretended to be in deep thought: "Do you believe in Xiao Shi?" Quan Shi was suspicious, and looked at Quan Ai in puzzlement, and saw the man grinning showing his neat teeth, he said: "I I can push you into the ground!" In the darkness, the man's bared teeth gleamed, as dazzling as if they were inlaid with gold. (Note: Niuzi in Northeast dialect means JB)

Quan Shi exploded: "You have a mental problem!" Furious, Quan Shi turned his head and walked into the corridor, followed by Quan Ai, with a wicked grin.

"Oh~" Bai Yueguang, who was bumped into by Quan Shi, snorted seductively, looked up and saw that it was Quan Shi, Bai Yueguang frowned and complained: "Blind? What the hell." Instead of his master, he dispatched revenge. Fortunately, Quan Ai behind him moved quickly. He took a step forward, grabbed Bai Yueguang's long hair, and flung it vigorously. The snake seemed to be eager to love the Lord, and wrapped itself around Bai Yueguang's wrist, holding it up. The little head went to see his master.

Quan Shi didn't stop at all, and headed towards the drunken dream box, thinking that today he must give the old man some stolen goods and show them to Chi Lan, and then he would take advantage of the emptiness and take off Chi Lan's gemstone in one fell swoop. Quan Margaret's beating heart, grandma's!

Ah Lu's seven inches were suddenly pinched by Quan Ai, Bai Yueguang stared at his two eyes of different colors in shock, watching Quan Ai forcefully pull off Ah Lu who was wrapped around his wrist, and then was ruthlessly He fell hard to the ground, Bai Yueguang was already speechless, his mouth was as long as half a CD.

It wasn't until seeing Quan Ai turn around and chase Quan Shi's back, Bai Yueguang who was pushed and fell on the soft wall, that she slowly regained her senses, picked up Ah Lu who was about to twitch on the ground and hung it on her fingertips distressedly, The nympho clasped his hands together, staring at the man's leaving back and whispering, "I'm going! Alu~ha? It's so cool, he didn't even look at me from the beginning to the end!!!! I Decided to pursue him~~~~" Dang Dang~ See Ah Lu's whole body drooping down on his fingertips, hanging limply on Bai Yueguang's fingers.