A man who connects the past and the next

For example, when the man turned on the TV for the first time, Chi Lan jumped higher than a frog in fright, but then the man laughed and rubbed Chi Lan's hair and said he was funny.

Seeing the thousands of troops and horses galloping towards him inside, Chi Lan was so frightened that he didn't know why. The loud neighing and screaming were so violent and trembling the mountains and rivers, but the man gently hugged Chi Lan on his lap, and then teased the cat. He seemed to be scratching his ears and chin, and soon the panic from the bottom of his heart disappeared.

Then, the man will always say something to Chi Lan involuntarily:

"Poor little guy, this is a TV, and you'll love it later."

TV set?fall in love with it?Chi Lan was confused thinking about the man's words...

For example, every time a man opens the refrigerator at night, Chi Lan will watch every move inside, and there are bright lights, and no matter when he opens the door, there will be weird mist coming out of it. , so it is necessary for Chi Lan to catch the ghosts and ghosts hiding inside.

Every time he sees this, the man will gently pull Chi Lan out from under the sofa or table, hold him in his arms and bring him into the bedroom to sleep, leaning against the man's warm chest, Chi Lan's heart is extremely secure.

In the quiet bedroom, the man's warm breath whistled in his ears:

"It's a refrigerator, timid little guy, and you'll love it later."

refrigerator?fall in love with it?Chi Lan was still thinking about the man's words in a daze, and then lost consciousness in his arms...

For the first time, when the man was drying Chi Lan's hair with the hair dryer, Chi Lan thought it was their country's secret weapon, so excitedly she rushed to grab it, and as a result, his meat pads were scalded.

The man was so distressed that he threw away the hair dryer in his hand regardless, rushed to the living room with Chi Lan in his arms, and then the imperial doctor came and healed him up and down.

The man gently hugged Chi Lan and patted him gently:

"You little silly cat, that's a hair dryer, it's used to dry hair, not a toy."

hair dryer?drying?Chi Lan was very suspicious, why didn't he say that he fell in love with it this time?

Afterwards, I don't know what made the sound, I saw the man unrestrained and unrestrained, picked up a rectangular object from the bedside table and stuck it to his ear, and began to talk to himself:

"Little Shi, how is the matter I told you going? Oh? What's going on here."

The man's eyes were indifferent, without the tenderness that touched him just now, and his tone was much stiffer, Chi Lan was very puzzled, what is the man doing?Does it speak to the air?Driven by curiosity, Chi Lan slowly rubbed against the man's ear, and pressed her furry body against him, wanting to find out first.

"Meow ~ my god ~ what?" Chi Lan bounced in horror, it was too rough, and knocked off the thing in the man's hand. What is that thing?How could there be a human voice?Is it possible that an expert can communicate with the gods through psychics?Startled, Chi Lan's feet were unsteady, and Chi Lan fell headfirst from the bed, "Meow~~~Aw~~It hurts~"

"Hey, hello? Big brother? Did something happen to big brother?" The assistant's anxious voice came from the phone.

Suddenly, the expert grabbed the long thing that fell on the bed and hurriedly gave an order:

"Let's do that for today, and we'll talk about everything when I get back to the company."

Seeing the expert throwing the things out of his hands, Chi Lan felt guilty for a moment, worried that he would punish her for it, and wanted to run away regardless of the soreness all over her body.

But the man rushed up quickly, pressed Chi Lan under his big palm, and then picked up Chi Lan quickly, his beautiful face was covered with a layer of sweat, and he couldn't tell that he was at the moment. Joy is anger.

Chi Lan looked at him in frustration:

"Meow... Meow..." the ingratiating meow yelled, there was no other way but to call Chi Lan, although he disdained men for treating him like a cat.

"Are you afraid? Hehe~ Yes, human beings are so advanced in technology, how can you, a kitten, understand it?" Gently patted Chi Lan on the forehead and put him down.

I didn't know what the man was going to do, so I just took this opportunity to thoroughly inspect the man's mansion, and after going around for a while, Chi Lan came to yesterday's secret room.

Looking at the white toilet in front of her, Chi Lan pondered for a long time, raised her two furry front paws and put it on it, there is water in it?Could it be that this is the well in the Gaoren's mansion?

But Chi Lan walked around the "ancient well" several times but couldn't find a way to get water to drink. The more he couldn't figure it out, the more he wanted to know the truth. The stubborn Chi Lan suddenly jumped to the side of the well. He fell into it with a plop.

Chi Lan was startled and panicked. In fact, the water in the "well" was not deep, but he panicked for a while, and it was icy, cold and slippery here, so the grinning cat meowed, in the "shallow ditch". A flutter.

Suddenly hearing Gao Ren's footsteps, my heart became even more flustered. If he knew that he had dirty his drinking water, don't knock off his cat's legs?This is about the livelihood of the people in the city!

After calming down, I realized that I had made a big fuss. The water in the "well" was not deep at all, and I couldn't drown myself at all. After much deliberation, I made a decision, that is, to hold my breath and hide under the "well", until the master came from here. After I left, I was thinking of a way out.

Unexpectedly, the sound of footsteps was getting closer and closer, and Chi Lan's heart was so nervous that it almost popped out of his throat. He looked up tremblingly, and saw the naked body of an expert, looking at him. Holding the book in one hand, holding the ** in the other hand.

In the blink of an eye, the expert's "Qiongye Yulu" had already sprayed down on Chi Lan, hitting his face directly, but the "underground" is narrow and the mouth of the well is small, no matter how Chi Lan inserts his head, his body can't get in. go in.

The result can be imagined, not only Chi Lan was drenched in the expert's piss, what's more, his cat's head got stuck in the hole at the bottom of the well and couldn't be dragged out.

Water soaked into his cat's nose, choking his mouth to spit water, Chi Lan panicked, thumping desperately, the expert was shocked, hurriedly threw away the book in his hand, and put his hand into the toilet to save him.

"Lan, why did you transfer to the toilet?" Judging from his tone, he was in a panic.

Chi Lan was actually flustered, the expert was quick to move his body along with his hand, and Chi Lan's head was easily pulled out.

Don't mention how embarrassed Chi Lan is, think that his majestic prince actually ran into someone else's toilet and drowned?Don't you laugh your ass off when you say it?

It can be seen that Gao Ren is also a person who loves cleanliness. In order to save himself, he actually reached into the bottom of the dirty well. Although he didn't say anything, he just kept bathing himself, but Chi Lan couldn't understand it. Why do experts go to the well to relieve themselves?

After busying for half an hour, he finally washed Chi Lan clean, and her body was still smelling good, so the expert threw Chi Lan to the ground.

But when eating, Chi Lan was extremely dissatisfied. How can I say that he is also a prince, even though he is in trouble, he can't let him eat on the ground. He touched it with his paws and licked it with his tongue, but he didn't know what it was Things, dry, smell very fishy.

Chi Lan shook her head in disdain, walked towards the man gracefully, and then jumped up to the table, watching the man eating deliciously, she was already drooling greedily.

He really wanted to rush forward and snatch the food from the man's bowl, but after thinking about it for a while, he felt that this was inappropriate, and even he couldn't accept eating at the same table with a cat.

So Chi Lan politely stretched out a cat's paw, took out his prince's shelf, pushed the small cat-shaped porcelain plate on the corner of the table to his eyes, looked at him, and then looked at the heat on the table Steamy meals.

"Meow~ Meow~~ I want to eat~ I'm so hungry~ Hurry up and serve it to my prince."

The expert is indeed an expert, I saw him beaming with joy:

"Lan is really smart, do you want me to serve you food?"

"Meow~~ Of course, hurry up~ I'm so hungry" Chi Lan blinked her beautiful cat eyes and meowed.

Soon he served Chi Lan a small dish, and the problem came up again, how should he eat it?I am a human, I am a human, not a cat?But I don't have hands, what should I do?what to do?

I imagined what a cat would look like, and tentatively stretched out my head to eat it. As a result, my nose and mouth were full of sticky rice grains.

He was annoyed when he found that the man looked at him and smiled, and thought that he had lost his composure, so he lowered his voice, sat upright in front of the plate, raised his head proudly, stretched out his cat's paw and gracefully inserted it into the plate.

It's a pity that Chi Lan's inseparable cat's claws are at most rice grains sticking back to a pad, and they can't be used like hands at all, but Chi Lan still pretends to eat with cat's paws, even if every time the claws crack There was only one grain of rice between them, and he ate like a cat.

However, Chi Lan's actions seemed to make Gao Ren very excited, and he said abruptly to himself:

"Yes~" He seemed to be inspired by something, stood up quickly, walked towards the food storage, opened the refrigerator that he would fall in love with, and then ran over in a hurry.

Chi Lan saw that the man was holding a small plastic spoon in his hand, which was very small. The man stuffed it into Chi Lan's claws and said to himself:

"I will also train and train you to make you the smartest cat." Then he pinched Chi Lan's paw and signaled Chi Lan to put food on the plate. After holding Chi Lan's paw and feeding it into his mouth, Chi Lan said to the man He sneered at his actions, so there are times when an expert is an idiot?Do you still need to teach me to eat?snort.

Although the appearance is very strenuous, and the spoon is stuck on the tip of the claw, it is uncomfortable, but because of his own face, it is much better than eating like a cat. The expert is really impressed by his talent.

Then I couldn't wait to tease myself, teasing myself like a cat, making that kind of sound that can't touch me at all, boring...