A man who connects the past and the next

"Lan? **&*&(*Lan? *&(*(*Lan?" The happy man threw a ball of wool over with a whoosh. Chi Lan just snorted, idiot~

Don't say that he is too lazy to move now, even if he doesn't, he doesn't care about Chi Lan's tricks of men playing with cats. He is not really a cat.

Seeing that Chi Lan is not interested in balls of wool, the expert took out the cat teasing stick that he thought was his trump card, and called out sweetly in front of Chi Lan, shaking the broken stick in front of Chi Lan from time to time, Chi Lan glanced back and forth , I just felt that Grandpa Zhou was calling him, and I was so sleepy that I couldn't open my eyes.

The expert teased Chi Lan endlessly, and after a while he took out a treasure, Chi Lan curled up lazily on the fluffy carpet, showing a gap from time to time to watch the expert entertain himself.

Slap, Chi Lan glanced at it, it turned out to be a little puppet in the shape of a carp, it was really boring, Chi Lan squirmed slightly, turned her head away, not bothering to pay attention to him, but he still refused to stop.

Suddenly he heard something running back and forth beside him, Chi Lan opened his eyes helplessly and saw that it was a mouse?It's really annoying, why is this expert so difficult?

But wait, mouse?But doesn't it look like flesh and blood?Out of curiosity, Chi Lan stood up abruptly, staring at the little mouse intently, letting him whiz back and forth in front of her.

"Haha~ a cat is a cat~ or is a mouse your favorite?" the expert said with a hearty laugh.

Chi Lan gave him a disdainful glance, and then continued to observe the secret of this mouse. I don't know what advanced weapon it is. Chi Lan tried to rush up to catch it. When the paw touched its body, Chi Lan meowed. With a sound, the hair all over his body exploded, and he jumped away.

so hard?so cold?It doesn't seem to be alive at all, so how does it move?

"Hahahaha, Lan, I'm so happy to have you here, hahaha" Gao Ren was amused by Chi Lan's actions, completely disregarding his image.

Looking at the mouse that was caught by Chi Lan and lying on the floor with its stomach upside down, he thought to himself, the four small wheels kept rolling and whirring, could this be some kind of advanced weapon?

Seeing that the expert picked up the mouse easily, Chi Lan saw with his own eyes that the man turned the spring on the side of the mouse, and then put it on the ground, and the mouse ran quickly.

I feel more and more that the things in this country are incredible, and the things invented by this country are very strange, which really proves the greatness and wisdom of this country. Every plant and tree here makes Chi Lan feel magical, and none of them can be looked down upon by the dynasty.

Then Chi Lan has been studying this little mouse, but the man is not satisfied with this matter, he always pushes Chi Lan with his fingers, always saying one word:

"Pa~" And whenever he said this word, he turned a blind eye.

Chi Lan is baffled?Chi Lan doesn't know why?What is this man doing?Seeing that Chi Lan couldn't understand, the man quickly pushed Chi Lan down, and then put on a relaxed posture.

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?What is this for?It made Chi Lan dizzy, and repeated this several times.

Later, Chi Lan seemed to have figured out the mystery. Could it be that he wanted him to fall down when the man pointed at him and said "pop"?Play dead?

Chi Lan tried this twice, the expert really laughed from ear to ear, and kept praising Chi Lan as a genius cat. Although this expert is very handsome, he can tell that he is older than himself, how could he know? Feel like a child?It's really unreasonable, since he is happy, it's fine to cooperate with him as a return.

So Chi Lan discovered that this kind of accommodating was a grievance to herself. Men don’t care about time, place, or occasion. Wherever you pour it, you will be covered in dust.

Inadvertently, Chi Lan discovered that the expert was sitting on the "well"?He was really amazed, he just urinates the polluted well water, why is he sitting on it this time?

Looking carefully at his words, he saw that his eyebrows were tightly frowned, his cheeks were flushed, as if he was exerting great effort, and then he heard the sound of a heavy object falling into the water and splashing.

is he shitting?A vulgar confession appeared in Chi Lan's mind, and the expert actually excreted in the "well"?I really know people, know face, but don’t know the heart. It’s so bad and the quality is so vulgar. Thinking about eating every day, I eat with relish, and then thinking that if those delicious meals are cooked with water from this well, there will be no food in my stomach. Consciously tumbling.

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, Chi Lan involuntarily bit his ankle, seeing him growl in pain:

"Oh~ Lan, what are you doing?" His eyes were blazing with flames.

Chi Lan was neither humble nor overbearing, she raised her head and lost her temper at him:

"Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, you bastard, peeing in a well is enough, but now you're actually urinating in a well?"

Seeing that he did not shy away from going to the toilet in front of her, and then threw all the used dirty paper into the well, Chi Lan was really pissed off by him, so she rushed out.

Just when he was about to walk out of the secret room, Chi Lan used all his strength and pushed the sand table where the man prescribed him to urinate and go to the toilet and pushed it down under the man's feet.

Then he bit the man's trouser leg and brought it to the sand table:

"Meow~meow~woo~ here, I will go to the toilet here in the future."

The tall man immediately squatted down, picked up Chi Lan, and laughed heartily:

"Hahahahaha, Lan, let me guess what you are going to do?" Then he deliberately put on a look of contemplation: "Would Lan want me to shit and pee on the sand? Hahahaha?"

Chi Lan's head was treated like dough by the man, and he kept kneading it vigorously. He was so mad at him...

A man's temperament can be described as cloudy or cloudy. Sometimes he feels that a man is gentle, like a child who can't grow up, but sometimes Chi Lan thinks that a man is like a cold-blooded killer in the palace, exuding a murderous aura all over his body. It's chilling.

Today was the first time that a man took him out of the mansion. Chi Lan was very excited. He was very unfamiliar with everything in this country and yearned for it. The second time he sat on the man's giant was no longer as nervous and scared as the first time, and It seems amazing.

Chi Lan calls this an iron horse. In Chi Lan's view, its function is the same as that of a horse. It is used for transportation. The only difference is that the horse is made of flesh and blood, while the iron horse of the expert is made of steel and iron bones. , It seems to be quite docile, I have never seen an iron horse playing with a donkey, just because of meekness, Chi Lan will also lead this iron horse back to the capital of my dynasty, hahahaha~ Let's see who will rebel, for the good future Longing always makes Chi Lan unconsciously wander.

The iron horse stopped in front of a majestic building. The expert picked up Chi Lan and got off the iron horse. Then Chi Lan saw many people in strange clothes. The girls were all juicy, beautiful, and pleasing to the eye, and so were the boys. All of them are strong, free and easy, and suave.

Chi Lan was really stunned this way, suddenly a magnificent door opened in front of him, and then an expert carried him in, when the door suddenly opened again, the things in front of him were completely different.

Chi Lan couldn't help admiring, it's amazing, it's amazing, could it be that this is what the father said about the portal?People in this country really shouldn't be underestimated. I don't know how to learn the method of portal.

The expert walked slowly, and along the way, there were many disturbing people who nodded and greeted him.

"Morning, all..."

"Morning all..."

At a glance, he knew that it was the master who patted his horse. He was very elegant and elegant, he nodded slightly, and then opened the door to enter a spacious secret room.

As soon as he entered, he put Chi Lan down. It seemed that Chi Lan was free again and could walk around casually. Chi Lan was sitting in front of a potted plant, thinking, Mr. Quan?Everyone calls him Quan Zong?What kind of position is Quan always?

I couldn't help but sneak a glance at the expert, and saw that he was flipping through the case files before burying his head in the case, and couldn't help but look at the whole secret room again, could this be the expert's imperial study.

Chi Lan came to the man's feet silently, but the man was concentrating on reviewing a pile of documents, Chi Lan jumped up with difficulty, the expert was not displeased, and continued to read on his own.

Chi Lan obediently sat next to the file and watched, huh?It's strange, is the writing in this country from left to right?And it's all horizontal?

Is there a man holding a pen in his hand?The written words are so thin, powerful and beautiful. When he was thinking, a man put his hand on his back and gently stroked Chi Lan's hair. It was very comfortable. Chi Lan was a little lazy. Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.

The sudden sound frightened Chi Lan, and she subconsciously jumped up again. In the words of Gao Ren later, he had the talent of being a high jumper, so he naturally made Gao Ren laugh out loud.

Then he cleared his throat, grabbed a strange thing on the table and said sharply:

"whats the matter?"

"The third-line phone of the ACFTU." A beautiful female voice came from some strange thing.

"Close to the office," the expert said calmly.

office?Another fresh vocabulary, after thinking about it, it suddenly dawned on me that the Imperial Study Room is called an office?

"What's the matter?" Gao Ren's tone seemed unhappy.

Then a sticky voice came from inside:

"Honey, where do you think I am?"

"On the earth" the master's words are astonishing, making Chi Lan baffled, is this the country of the earth?But from Gao Ren's tone, he seems to be very indifferent to this female voice.

Suddenly, I heard the woman say coquettishly:

"You are so disgusting, it's not right to do this every time, why don't you do it?"

"Not on Earth? Then you're on Mars?" It was still a cold irony.

The woman is also a smart person, she could hear the disdain in Quan Ai's words, but this big fish is not easy to catch, how could she let it go so easily, she said blindly:

"Yes, dear, I want to go back to the earth, but unfortunately the cosmic flight" bed "falls on your place, is it convenient tonight? Hehe" immediately came a burst of bone-chilling smile.