I'm an uncle

Among the two, the young man was wearing a suit of neutral style robes. Originally, he had peach blossom eyes and a smile on his eyebrows. The veil covering most of her face turned out to be a very beautiful Oli beauty.

And his partner is a gentleman in red, with black hair and black eyes, obviously of oriental race, and a tight-waisted dress with elegance and nobility. It is a suit dress that only disciples with a little money can afford.

The gentleman was obviously in a bad mood, and said to the beauty impatiently: "You can't be quiet, do you have to provoke women?"

The beauty's eyes were full of peach blossoms, and she said softly, "Oh, I didn't mean it. It's that woman who wants to go crazy. Why blame me, she is a woman now."

Blue veins popped out on the gentleman's forehead: "You said you didn't provoke me, and it's fine if you wink at me. Why do you use an excuse to touch that woman's breasts? It's really obscene."

The beauty was even more aggrieved: "I just said to compare her breast size with her, didn't I touch her back?"

The gentleman was speechless: "If you don't touch her breasts, that bitch will think that she has soaked tender tofu, but she didn't expect it to be a woman, but she was caught by her man, and an idiot will say that she did it voluntarily." .Yin Hong, you troublemaker!"

The beauty Yin Hong covered the corner of her mouth with a smirk: "If you get into trouble again, don't you have to use my red warrior to help, otherwise how can you recover your manly body. Miss~"

The gentleman in red couldn't help but howl at the sun—I, Senwu, did something wrong. I played a game to play adult monsters, and there was such a stand-in elf, oh my god.

Yin Hong stretched out her pink hands, and fanned her hands with her palms facing down, expressing the meaning of 'don't mind, don't mind': "Hehe, let me have a good time, usually my body is too small, and I can't show up, it's really irritating The heart has no color luck. It depends on me borrowing your red warrior, let me release my nature once in a while."

Sen Wu said angrily: "I haven't given you enough. In the past few days, everyone in the city knows that the young lady of the Chimut family has abnormal sexual orientation. The oil of the Eka woman has made my name My father hurriedly found someone to marry off his daughter 'I'. What else do you want?"

Yin Hong patted her head in embarrassment and said, "Don't say it, don't say it anymore, it's so boring to talk about it, and the recovery time is coming soon, and it's time for you to return to your original body." After speaking, she waved to Sen Wu.

Full of resentment, Sen Wu's figure began to dissipate from bottom to top, and then turned into a luxurious lipstick floating gently in the air.

The beauty closed her eyes tightly, and when she woke up again, the owner of this body had returned to become Sen Wu.

Sen Wu looked helplessly at his limp body, sighed, and said to himself, when this day will end, I can't tell my younger brothers and sisters, should I tell them—haha!Your eldest brother is also playing games, and he is still a monster account, be happy.

The second brother is okay, the third, the fourth, and Xiao Ai are the three heartless guys. They must use this as a laughing stock and laugh at him for the rest of their lives. Maybe they will be passed on to their grandchildren, grandchildren and great-grandchildren, and become his Sen family Biggest joke in family history.

Sen Wu clenched his fist secretly, and once again strengthened his determination: No, I won't say anything if you kill him!

"Hey, why do you care so much? Isn't your body turning into a woman? I haven't tried it for you. You can still pick up women with a woman's body." Feeling.

An elf with devil wings flapped its wings and flew to Sen Wu's shoulder, dangling a tail with an inverted heart-shaped tip, sitting on it skillfully with its legs crossed, shaking and shaking.

This elf was originally a handsome young man with red hair, but the smirk on his mouth severely damaged the feeling of intimacy, making people feel—well, for safety, it's better not to approach him.

Sen Wu was very helpless, he had to get close to this troublemaker, because this little thing is a must-have substitute spirit for every reincarnated Wang family.

In exchange for an hour of life as a man every day, Sen Wu had to accept the trouble this little troublemaker caused him.

Fortunately, she is the youngest daughter of the patriarch of a big royal family, Kun Ding, and it is said that this daughter is extremely good at collecting money. The initial account that she found alone is a very considerable G value.

The huge wealth and the expectation of his younger brother forced Mori to continue his gaming career. Fortunately, he quickly found the fun, that is, he traveled around various cities every day in the form of a man as a mysterious businessman, buying low and selling high, and soon he was buying and selling. Experience the taste of the king of wealth.

After tidying up his clothes, Sen Wu stepped forward: "Let's go, little thing, I won't buy you rouge stones again."

"If I don't level up, you don't even want to restore a man's body." Yin Hong followed closely behind, flapping her wings.

"If you don't recover, you won't recover. It's better than being sexually harassed by women all the time." Sen Wu said lightly.

"Then you should marry obediently. I heard that the young master of Ashura's family is a young lady who will never grow up." Yin Hong gloated.

"When you marry, you marry. Anyway, the other party is not old enough, so he probably won't have that kind of demand. I'll deal with him. If he dares to plot something wrong, I'll pay someone to castrate him." Sen Wu I don't care at all.

"You're ruthless." Also being a male, Yin Hong still sympathized with the heir to the Ashura royal family.

"I haven't said yet, anyway, they are all women with a bad reputation. They simply want a large dowry from that old guy, and then take the Ashura royal family over. Based on this, they will expand their strength and dominate the Auli Gate. The goal is to work hard.”

"You, you, you..." The little thing was so excited that he couldn't speak.

Sen Wuxin said: Now you know how good I am.

"You are so handsome, you are indeed worthy of being my master, let us dominate the world together." The little thing flew out of tricks excitedly, flying out a word 'sky' for a while, and a word 'down' for a while.

Sen Wu raised his eyebrows: "You still don't give up, you want to be the leader of your substitute elves."

"Hey, so let a certain little white lead to damage our substitute spirit, why not sacrifice it, at least it can boost the fertility rate of the substitute spirit by the way."

"You little pervert."

"Wonderful award~"

"Oh, what should I do with you?"

"Then hold me in your hands, put it in your mouth, and offer me up as a treasure."

"Don't even think about it, when I find the rouge stone, you can swallow a ton for me, and upgrade quickly!"

"Are you trying to give me a stomach bug?"

While walking, Yin Hong suddenly said: "By the way, that person is a bit suspicious today, he has a smell that I really hate."

"Ok?"

"It's like the smell of fruit, ah, it's like the smell of some idiot who is addicted to fruit. Do you want to investigate it?"

Sen Wu touched his chin: "There is a chance, after all, the other party is also our savior, and he is wrapped like a rice dumpling, how to investigate."

"Oh, too."

"Anyway, if that masked person is also in this nearby city, then we will meet again one day." Sen Wu calmly looked at the bustling downtown.

Although the breath of life is as strong as the real world, he still has a feeling of being out of place and unable to feel a sense of belonging.

Zhang Sirui went on a rampage all the way, and flew towards Ainuobao, thinking in his heart, it's too late!That's too late!Although the little guy got all the secret mirror stones, but the time has passed, woo woo woo, if the mission fails, wouldn't I be working in vain? I blame those villains who hacked at anyone, and misunderstood good things.

This game is so realistic. When the speed reaches the limit, even Zhang Sirui, who is now a strong fighter, can feel that it is more difficult to run as time goes by.

is there time?Zhang Sirui felt more and more out of control of his body, and was gradually surrounded by a feeling of weightlessness. In the end, his eyes went dark and he passed out completely.

When Zhang Sirui regained consciousness, he found that he had actually returned to Zhong Ashura's bedroom, and was lying comfortably in the soft and fluffy bed in his pajamas.

Looking at his slender hands and feet, Uncle Zhang sighed for a long time. It seems that he has returned to the state of the weak and young heir of Ashura.

Um?What does this taste like?

Uncle Zhang looked at the apple peels, orange peels, peach cores, banana peels, and all kinds of leftover pineapple slices, cantaloupe, watermelon... and the stopwatch in his hand. A sleeping elf.