I'm an uncle

"Huh~ Uncle, you are finally back, ah, you are 2 minutes late." The little elf woke up rubbing his eyes, looked lazily at the stopwatch and complained to Zhang Sirui.

"I tried my best to go as fast as I could, but there was an accident on the road, and I was delayed a lot of time, otherwise, I would definitely be back on time." Uncle Zhang was extremely frustrated, and anyone who worked hard for half a day would be in vain.

Mr. Jing only cared about whether he got his 'food', he jumped up and down on the bed happily: "Stop talking nonsense, take out the secret mirror stone for me."

Uncle Zhang asked pitifully, "Does my mission fail if I'm 2 minutes late?"

"Uncle, I didn't say that overtime would count as mission failure, right? In fact, upgrade missions are counted as unlimited missions. From the moment you receive the mission, you can reach the goal at any time..." Mr. Jing looked around and said to him, Very guilty.

"Ah! Then you still said '45 minutes left', you misled me!" Zhang Sirui was dumbfounded.

"Hey, my original words were 'There are 45 minutes left until you return to your original body', I didn't say that the task must be completed within 45 minutes." Mr. Jing grinned.

"You little liar." Zhang Sirui slumped his shoulders, what kind of world is this, even the artificial intelligence is unreliable and can deceive people.

"Don't talk~ don't say~ I can't thank uncle, can't you, uncle, give me the secret mirror stone." Jingjun pretended to be cute and rolled around like a baby, his small voice was more tender than a crush.

"Woo - if you lie again, I won't find it for you next time." Zhang Sirui took out the harvest of his hard work this time - twelve secret mirror stones.

"Wow! Good stuff, woo woo woo—so fragrant—" Mr. Jing held up a secret mirror stone, took a bite like eating an apple, and made a crisp sound like chewing beans .

Zhang Sirui looked at the little guy with a black line, those white and tender teeth, it can't be seen that they are sharp and sharp, next time you have to be careful, don't mess with it, it's not fun to be bitten.

(System prompt: You have completed the growth task of the avatar elf - 'Uncle Run', the task rewards 200 honor points, and the growth rate of the avatar elf is +12.)

(System prompt: Your stand-in Elf Jing Jun has confidence in you, Jing Jun's favorability +10, fit +5.)

Zhang Sirui pinched Jingjun's wings in anticipation, and then broke his arms and thighs: "Huh? Nothing changed."

Mr. Jing rolled his eyes: "Uncle, there are only twelve, which is just enough to fit between my teeth. How could there be any changes? At least one level will be useful. Go and see my message, it's in the mirror box." Then continue to eat.

Zhang Sirui looked through the mirror box boredly, and sure enough, he found an elf pattern on the vines on the box cover. After confirming his willingness to check, the system gave the following message: (Special item: stand-in elf

Name: Mirror Jun

Type: Melee/Omnivorous

Age: 1 years old

Growth Level; Level 1

Absorb nutrients: 12/100

Skills: A-level game help for the Gate of Oli, mirror warrior cultivation (the total daily maintenance time is one hour), wild herb and fruit collection skills.

Favorability; 50

Fit: 10

Cultivation instructions; a little wayward elf stand-in needs to be taken good care of.He is good at making melee-type mirror warrior dolls. He likes to eat fruits, so he is very proficient in distinguishing plants in nature.One G coin needs to be fed every day to maintain the existing favorability and compatibility.

"Yeah, the upgrade stone that uncle found this time is not bad, but it has a weird taste, and it seems a little dusty." Jing Jun gnawed on the stone with relish, licked his mouth with satisfaction, and didn't forget to pick on the uncle's fruits of labor.

The uncle wanted to say, of course, four were found in the smelly bachelor's room, four were scraped from the coal pile, and four were the stepping stones of the lame kitchen table.

But in order to retaliate against the little guy's previous bad behavior, the uncle unkindly pretended to be deaf and dumb, pretending not to know.

"Very good, now that you have experienced the charm of Auli's Gate, you can officially become a member of this game." Mr. Jing was rarely serious, flapping his wings and staying in mid-air.

"Disciple, are you willing to become a member of this game, enjoy the rights agreed in this game, and fulfill your obligations? For the game contract, please refer to the first article of the help clause in the disciple manual..." Mr. Jing began to perform his duties as a game explainer , talking endlessly about various game tips.Zhang Sirui listened patiently and confirmed them one by one.

"Then let's do the last thing. According to the rules of the Wang family's reincarnation game, you have no right to change the name of your reincarnation identity. As compensation, you can name your substitute warrior, which is the mirror warrior I cultivated for you." Please write your name on this paper after you think about it." Mr. Jing quickly took out a piece of shiny colored paper and a quill.

"Dangdangdangdang! According to my detailed understanding and careful observation of you, why not name your mirror warrior 'Uncle'." Mr. Jing enthusiastically put forward his own suggestion.

The corner of Zhang Sirui's mouth twitched: "Thank you, but I really don't like the name 'Uncle'..."

"Okay, okay, 'Uncle' is such a nice name, and it doesn't have the same name as others, and it has personality. And now girls are all fascinated by older men! Uncle, please think about it." Jing Jun Xing Xing looked at Zhang Sirui with an expectant expression of 'Yes, yes, yes' all over his face.

Zhang Sirui was really bombarded by the words 'older male' to his fragile heart: "No need, I, I, I..."

"Oh, forget it. Although it's my little dream, I really want to play happily with a master named Uncle. Forget it, it's just me--a small and insignificant elf stand-in." Wish, uncle, no, player, you don’t have to take it too seriously.” Jun Jing sighed, his eyes filled with tears, grape-sized teardrops swirled in his eye sockets, and the broken hair on his temples was blown by the lonely wind in the background The small figure carried a cold loneliness.

Why did Zhang Sirui feel that his relationship with Mr. Jing suddenly returned to the relationship between passerby A and passerby B? There was a trace of estrangement in the politeness, as if there was another invisible wall blocking the relationship between him and Mr. Jing between.

Gritting his teeth, Zhang Sirui said in his heart, anyway, this game account is only intended to secretly protect his sister, and once he is sure that her sister is fine, he really doesn't plan to play for a long time.

That's all, let's just be uncle, anyway, I'm used to being called uncle by my sister at home anyway.

"Then call it 'Uncle'." Zhang Sirui reluctantly agreed to Mr. Jing's proposal.

Mr. Jing immediately switched from the heavy gray background of severe winter to the happy world of blooming flowers in spring.

"Oh! Long live, long live!" Jing Jun flew around happily, but immediately got carried away and said, "I know that uncle is easy to lie..."

"Huh?!" Zhang Sirui frowned.

"I mean Uncle is a good man~~" Jun Jing laughed: "Uncle, you really gave up your wish to name yourself for the wish of a small substitute elf. You are really a modern Lei Feng, a contemporary Frodo, a modern Avalokitesvara... ..."

Zhang Sirui rolled his eyes, he really began to doubt, this game designed such a stand-in elf for Mao, is it to let the reincarnated Wang family vomit three liters of blood every day and then quickly reincarnate? .

The strongest melee warrior in the Gate of Oli - 'Uncle' was born.

"By the way, where is the barcode mark of my apprentice?" Uncle Zhang asked the stand-in Elf Jingjun who was happily flying up and down to enjoy himself.

Mr. Jing regained his energy, and immediately flew to Uncle Zhang's shoulder: "Uncle, your barcode logo is in a very good position!"

"Where is that? How can you tell?" Zhang Sirui searched for himself, but couldn't find it.

"Hey, Uncle, it's right on your earlobe." Jun Jing covered his mouth and snickered: "As for the method of finding the other party's barcode logo, hey, it's very simple, just kiss it, the temperature and humidity on the lips are enough to make you feel invisible." The sex disciple barcode sign is dominant. But if you or the other party licks it with your tongue, it can make his barcode invisible again."

Zhang Sirui's black line: "Who came up with this method, it's disgusting!"

Jingjun said reverently: "Of course it is the most brilliant idol, the brightest wise man, the brightest navigation mark, and the most cordial advocate of our company who has unparalleled wisdom, extraordinary beauty, and amiable affinity—— Mr. Lean Morgan Executor."

Zhang Sirui thought again of that very flat face - exquisite monocular glasses, elegant and generous demeanor, with a confident smile on his face, the smile is always bright and innocent.

Uncle Mo, it really looks like what that BT thought of, damn it!Definitely beat him next time we meet.

"Could it be that if I want to find other reincarnations of the Wang family, I have to grab people all over the street and kiss them? I don't want to! I don't want to be licked!" Uncle Zhang was completely in chaos.

Jing Jun patted the uncle on the shoulder hypocritically: "Then show the determination and will to defend your chastity and protect your earlobe. Uncle, come on!"