I'm an uncle

When Zhang Sirui was rushed in by the Kemei butler, he fell on the bed and took off his clothes. It was 8 hours after he entered the game. After calculation, according to the ratio of game time to real time, he entered The game actually took just over an hour in real time.

At that time, he just discovered that as long as he carefully read the recipe of "A Variety of Seductive Moves" on the bookshelf, there will be an additional "cooking" skill on the life skills interface of Chong Ashura, and the number of times the recipe has been read The more you have, the deeper your understanding of the cooking methods of various dishes, the higher the level of the 'cooking' item will be.

Zhang Sirui read the recipe for the eighth time with great interest, and couldn't put it down, because many of the dishes in it have long-lost cooking methods, which belong to the ancient Chinese cuisine praised by the hometown of gourmet, and the detailed introduction of the recipe can almost be said that if some ingredients If he can find it in real life, Zhang Sirui can cook a delicious Man-Han banquet according to this recipe.

With the passage of time and Zhang Sirui's understanding and comprehension of the recipe, just when he lost himself, the system prompts a steady stream: (System prompt: You have comprehended the dish braised beef brisket with black plum wine, cooking comprehension +1.)

(System prompt: You have comprehended the dish · white wine sea bass, culinary comprehension +1.)

(System prompt: You have comprehended the dish - sea rice and spinach porridge, cooking comprehension +1.)

(System prompt: You have comprehended the dish - Stir-Fried Garlic with Lettuce, cooking comprehension +1.)

(System prompt: You have comprehended the dish Bingtangyuan Kick, cooking comprehension +1.)

(System prompt: You have comprehended the dish - perch fillet in tomato sauce, cooking comprehension +1.)

(System prompt: You have comprehended the dish Beer Duck, cooking comprehension +1.)

……

(System prompt: You have comprehended the dish Sake Fugui Chicken, cooking comprehension +1.)

(System prompt: You have comprehended [-] dishes, your cooking level has been upgraded to 'Apprentice of the God of Cookery', and you have obtained a piece of 'Heart of the God of Cookery'.)

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It was at this moment that the little butler Kemei, who was also the childhood friend of Zhong Ashuro, rushed in suddenly, and then pushed the uncle down on the bed, and began to frantically peel off his clothes.

"What, what are you doing!? Don't do it." Uncle Zhang panicked and pressed the corner of his clothes, and Kemei pulled off his pants, and Kemei pulled off his pajamas after holding down his pants.

"Stop rambling, it's time like this, I can't tolerate you not wanting, not wanting! Young Master Chong, just give in to me obediently." Kemei's hands and feet were as fast as an octopus, and he stripped Zhang Sirui naked in a blink of an eye.

Then Kemei wrapped Zhang Sirui back from head to toe with several sets of red clothes on the bed.

While arranging Zhang Sirui's clothes, he said: "Master, Chimut just sent news that the wedding ceremony will be held ahead of schedule, so hurry up and pass on the wedding dress, we have to go to welcome the relatives right away."

Zhang Sirui was dumbfounded: "This is too soon! I just came... No, it's too imprudent to hold a wedding so soon."

Kemei rolled his eyes: "It's no wonder that the Mutter family is in such a hurry. Your uncle is almost mad at his daughter. It is said that the woman went to the street to seduce women, and when she returned home, she blackmailed her old man for a large sum of dowry." , Uncle hastily informed us to welcome the bride as soon as possible, otherwise the old man's skin will be stripped off by her."

Zhang Sirui was taken aback: "Huh? That woman likes women?"

Kemei looked up and down whether Zhang Sirui's dress was neatly dressed, and replied: "Ah, this is a small problem. Anyway, our goal is her dowry. If she really loves a man, alas, it will not be you who are not grown up who will suffer so much." Douding."

Zhang Sirui drooped his head: "It's not that I think I can't grow up." To blame the game, he thought to himself.

Kemei patted him on the shoulder: "Who cares, anyway, you have to fight me up, even if she is a real tigress, you have to pluck two hairs off her."

"... Is our family so short of money?" Zhang Sirui was silent, he once again confirmed the sadness that he was born in Xiaowang's family.

"Of course! It's time for foreign immigrants to come here soon. If you want to absorb new forces, train elite fighters, and establish training bases, that doesn't cost money." Kemei couldn't help but start talking again. He began to take the opportunity to instill necessary parental education in Zhang Sirui. After all, according to the custom, once Zhong Ashura became an adult, he would take over the Ashura royal family as a parent. The Ashura family, but after Young Master Chong got married this time, the patriarch of the Chimut family, who was Zhong Ashuro's uncle, no longer had any reason to prevent Chong from becoming the official head of the Ashura family.

This is the reason why his uncle had no choice but to marry his fierce daughter, because Ao Li's custom was that one must marry within five years of adulthood.

When he takes over the Ashura family again, his uncle will not be able to manage it clearly, and will definitely cut off all financial and human support to the Ashura family immediately. The family must go bankrupt.

So the first thing to do is to get money!

Kemei's little housekeeper was full of enthusiasm, and he clenched his fists tightly: "If you are a tigress, you will be a Wusong for me, and if you are a female dragon, you will be a dragon knight for me. In short, don't be allowed to collapse! You must give that woman a blow first!"

Zhang Sirui was silent, and said to himself, what if someone tries to kill me?It is said that the woman is very fierce. Don't tear me apart with my thin arms and legs.

So just like that, under the 'escort' of Kemei's little butler, Zhang Sirui took thirty Asura warriors and prayers in uniforms, and a group of them went to the Chimut Mountain City not far away to welcome his relatives. .

There are countless people watching the excitement along the way, not only the aborigines, but even the immigrants, all looking forward to this lively wedding. After all, this is the first wedding ceremony with Oli’s characteristics held by Oli’s Gate, especially It is of great reference value for disciples who want to get married with their lovers in this world.

Aoli-style wedding, grand yet lively.

Preparing for the wedding ahead of time was a bit of a hasty preparation, but under the auspices of the capable butler Kemei, the wedding ceremony of the heir to the Ashura family was quite a success. In terms of face, a representative was sent to congratulate.

There was only one flaw - when the groom was exchanging the ring of eternity, he behaved inappropriately towards the young lady of the Chimut family, and was slapped loudly by the tough woman.

The situation at that time was that Zhang Sirui stood upright as a young lady, followed Kemei, nodded to the representative of the Wang family, and greeted the representative of the Wang family. After walking around like this, the uncle was dizzy and confused something.

Just then, he saw an Oli beauty in a wedding dress.

The beauty is quite beautiful, and most importantly, it is very in line with the uncle's ideal - she does not look like Cui Chimut at all. Compared with the masculine heroism of His Royal Highness Cui, the little beauty looks quite feminine, with a slender waist and large breasts Her buttocks are raised, her face is soft and her eyes are charming, and her expression is cold and dignified.

The uncle suddenly met the person he fell in love with at first sight, and he lost his mind until he came back to his senses, the wedding ceremony had already progressed to the stage of swearing and kissing each other.

And the reason for his sobriety was——the little butler Kemei who came here on the occasion of giving him a pair of rings, pinched him severely.