I'm an uncle

"Are you also a reincarnation of the Wang family?" Sen Wu asked someone who was looking around coldly.

"Ah? Oh, yes." Zhang Sirui came back to his senses, and quickly answered Sen Wu's question.

"name."

Zhang Sirui just wanted to answer——Zhang Sirui, but he couldn't utter these three words.

(System reminder: For your safety and the enjoyment of the game, please do not disclose your identity information in the real world in the game, the system will automatically block such information, please forgive me.

Zhang Sirui's mouth is trying to say his name one by one.

Sen Wu understood, and said impatiently: "What I want is your name in the game."

"Josh Ashuro?"

"No, you should have given your substitute warrior a name, that's what I want."

"Oh...can you not say that name?" Zhang Sirui hesitated for a long time, really didn't want to use his too 'personal' game name.

"We are a family now, telling the other party our game ID number is also the courtesy of a human being." Sen Wu put on a professional smile for dealing with suppliers, and began to fool Zhang Sirui.

"...Uncle." Zhang Sirui said in a low voice.

"You are the uncle!" Sen Wu had two veins popping out.

"I'm an uncle." Zhang Sirui answered him innocently.

"...Are you saying that your apprentice's name is 'Uncle'?" Sen Wu finally understood, and immediately began to gape again, with a half-smile expression on his face.

"That's right. What the hell! I'm called 'Uncle'." Zhang Sirui has already given up on himself. Uncle should be uncle, and I will be uncle. How about it!

Sen Wu maintained a commercial smile for a long time, until he finally recovered from the urge to laugh.

I really didn't expect that such a young lady in front of me would have such an old-fashioned name.

"Okay then, Uncle, I think I should apologize to you for my rude behavior at the wedding ceremony just now." Sen Wu saluted Zhang Sirui respectfully.

Zhang Sirui smiled embarrassedly: "I should be the one who should apologize. Although I was in a hurry, I still accidentally... Well, I kissed you. Hehe, but please believe that I didn't mean it."

There was a real smile on the corner of Sen Wu's lips: "No, if I'm not wrong, as the reincarnation of the Wang family, once you touch my lips, it will definitely make my hidden disciple barcode The logo is explicit. After that, instead of letting my identity be exposed and being dealt with by the aborigines, you hurriedly wanted to help me take remedial measures. Although the emergency measures are a bit indecent, your purpose is to hope that my logo will be restored again. Get invisible."

Zhang Sirui's face slowly turned red. In fact, he didn't have much impression of the situation at that time. It felt like he suddenly saw a series of signs 'SM830974-020' on the bride's lips. For fear that the aboriginal priest next to her would see the mark, so she licked it with her tongue without hesitation, hoping that the mark would be invisible as soon as possible.

But thinking about it now, it's really embarrassing for Yimu. Others will definitely regard him as a pervert, and if he is beaten by the bride, he deserves it.

Sen Wu looked at the shy uncle with his eyes wandering and flushed, and showed a sincere smile.

Once upon a time, I started to take a suspicious and colored look towards others, always doubting the malice of others' well-meaning words, and the intentions of treating others with kindness.

In fact, this game world is not that bad, and there are lovely people there.

For example, the young lady in front of her with a bad complexion is almost turning into a boiled shrimp.

What's more, the situation at that time was that in less than a second, Xiao Zhengtai rushed forward and hurriedly used his tongue to lick Sen Wu's lips.

I just believe in this 'uncle' once. If I doubt even this kind of person, I don't need to enter this game.

Sen Wu thought, smiled, and decided to let go of his long-standing knots and treat this "life-saving benefactor" well.

"I am 'Forest of the Wilderness', and I am also a novice player who has just entered this crossing gate." Sen Wu reported his name; "Since the uncle and I are both reincarnated from the royal family and have no ill will towards each other, why not—we Let the two unite."

"Ah? I'm just old-fashioned. I didn't think too much about it. You don't need to repay me." Zhang Sirui hastily explained that he didn't want to be repaid for his good deeds.

"Oh. Then you want us to become enemies?" Sen Wu asked with a smile.

"Of course not! Well, then let's unite." Zhang Sirui sweated wildly, why did he feel that this daughter-in-law had a sharp mouth.

"Yes! This is the best policy. Thinking about how we are so destined, the two men can get married by playing games. Don't you think it's very lucky?" Sen Wu patted Zhang Sirui's shoulder and looked at Zhang Sirui petrified happily. .

Hehe, just now Senwu decided that everything that should be clarified must be clarified before the 'bridal chamber', so as to avoid some embarrassing problems in the future.

Sen Wu is deeply aware of how attractive his current image of a woman is to men. Basically, this image is similar to his grandmother when he was young, and how many suitors his grandmother had back then, my grandpa once used the word "uncountable" to describe.

"Man? You're a shemale!" Zhang Sirui's head is getting bigger, what's going on with this - 1. He married a shemale as his wife. 2. He kept his heartbeat for this ladyboy for at least four hours. 3. He and the shemale kissed each other, and, in a hurry, they were still licking, licking, licking, licking on her lips...

Just immediately, a face with bruised veins on his forehead appeared in front of his eyes.

"You are the shemale!" Sen Wu was very upset.

(What do you mean? Just now you were shy and timid at my number YY, you almost licked off a layer of skin on my lips, what? I didn’t despise you, but you started to despise me? Sincerely, it’s my mother’s displeasure! )

"You think I like it. The game character assigned to me has this identity. I went to the game company to settle accounts, but my avatar elf said that the identity of the game's reincarnation is randomly drawn, and it is irreversible. The game company doesn't care. Really I'm mad at me, I must make money! Make money as hard as I can! Then exchange all of it into alliance currency, and let this damn company go bankrupt!" Mori twisted his face and smiled coldly, reminiscent of Sadako.

Zhang Sirui was shocked, thinking that it was unlucky for him to change from big to small, but he didn't expect someone more unlucky than himself.I sympathize with this man who turned into a transvestite involuntarily. No wonder he hates Ao Kun Company so much when he mentions it.

In other words, why did this company design such a plot to let them get married?Or if you refuse a historical plot task that will bring a lot of costs, is it simply forcing people into monsters?

"Don't laugh." Sen Wu regained his composure, and gave Zhang Sirui a sidelong glance.

"I didn't laugh."

"...Then why is the corner of your mouth turned up fifteen degrees? And you are not allowed to squint your eyes, you are laughing at me!" Queen Sen Wu went into a rage again.

"My character has a small mouth, and the corners of my mouth are naturally turned up, and my eyes are small, but not big." Zhang Sirui muttered submissively, why does he feel that the aura of this ladyboy is very strong, is it true that he is a high-ranking official in reality? yes.

Sen Wu growled unbearably: "Go and close the door!"

"what?"

"If you don't close the door, how can I show you my body? You can't open the door for people to see."

Zhang Sirui swallowed, hesitating: "No need, although I know you are a man, but your body is still a girl, it's not good to just show it to others..."

"...Have you been pecked by a bird in your brain? I'm showing you my original appearance, not this woman's body!" Sen Wu's aura doubled again, and he felt more and more like a shrew.

(I really want to step on this idiot's head with the heel, is it completely empty? I'm so stupid!) Sen Wu was almost pissed off by this papaya head.

Zhang Sirui's skin started to develop from the deep red color of roasted shrimp to the maroon color of roasted suckling pig, and if it continues to develop, it will turn into purple potato.