I'm an uncle

Dang Mori instructed his stand-in spirit, Yin Hong, to release his red warrior doll and show it to Zhang Sirui: "See, although I have adjusted about 20.00% of my appearance, this man's appearance is the real me .”

If the wedding hadn't been brought forward too suddenly, and the daily one-hour red warrior time limit had run out, Mori wouldn't have attended this silly wedding in person.Long ago, he threw this woman's body to Yin Hong, asked him to marry in his place, and then hid as far away as he could.

"Ha, you also have a stand-in warrior." Zhang Sirui looked at the palm-sized mannequin. The mannequin's face was deep, a bit resembling a Westerner, but his aura was very similar to an oriental sage. Picky, with narrow eyes and curved eyes, he looks like a very shrewd person, and he really can't compare with his brawny double warrior.

Even the crimson coat worn by others looked like a rare and high-priced item. Compared with it, his ordinary combat uniform was too ordinary.

"Hehe, although I'm not as good-looking as you, I also have a substitute warrior! Not long ago my substitute elf helped me adjust my appearance, do you want to see it? I'll let it show you." Zhang Sirui contacted Mr. Jing enthusiastically, Call out your own stand-in samurai to show the 'daughter-in-law'.

"Do you really dare to show it to me, and are you not afraid that I will sell your information to other reincarnators of the Wang family?" Mori Wuheixian said in his heart, is this person still a primary school student, and he has to show off some good things.

However, he was very satisfied that the other party did not hide his secrets from him.

(For a very simple person, add [-] points.) Sen Wu silently rated the uncle. It is entirely because the boss has done too much. He is looking at the uncle with the mentality of considering employees.

"Aren't we friends?" Zhang Sirui scratched his head and smiled innocently, his big white teeth flashed so brightly that Sen Wu was a little dazzled.

(Well, if you are sincere to someone, give him ten points.) Sen Wu squinted his eyes and thought, he really found a treasure, and now even girls can't find such a simple one.

It seems that my future game career will not be too lonely, that's okay.

Zhang Sirui proudly showed his mirror warrior to Sen Wu. Fortunately, not long before the wedding, he and Mr. Jing had thought about it carefully, and replaced his stand-in warrior with more advanced equipment, so it didn't look too shabby.

In short, Zhang Sirui is still very satisfied with the current appearance, but Sen Wu looks a little...

"Don't tell me, this is the same as your real appearance and physique." Sen Wu's voice trembled a little.

"Ah? Oh, my stand-in elf mentioned that I should adjust my facial appearance to the maximum limit, but I am too good-looking to be useless, and I might cause trouble. Simply adjust some facial features , and reduced my height to 1.8 meters, and everything else is similar to my usual appearance."

Sen Wu looked at the muscular and muscular doll silently, and said to himself: I am only 1.8 meters, how tall is this guy in reality, and he has the guts to pretend to be a gentleman! ?

In the next few days, in the world of Oli's Gate, such a purchase message appeared on the world channel: (World: [Wild Field Forest] World purchase, toothbrush and toothpaste, high price purchase!)

Damn it, to be licked by a bear man, might as well be kissed by Mrs. Zheng.If I knew it earlier, I would have asked him for mental injury compensation.

Sen Wu sighed deeply, time was waiting for me, this time it was too late, next time he must sharpen the knife and chop harder.

"By the way, this is my stand-in elf Jingjun." Zhang Sirui wanted to show off his baby Jingjun again. The kid has a problem with his personality, but the elf is still his own cute: "Mr. Jing, come for this sister, don't you?" , It’s my brother saying hello.”

"Hello, sister~ I am the lovely Jing-jun. If you have anything, you can ask me. I will be happy to serve you." Jing-jun popped out of the mirror box, fluttered his hairless white wings, and blinked. Xing Xingyan just wants to get into other people's arms, to put it more clearly-this brat, he wants to lie on other people's chest!

Zhang Sirui made a black line, and said in his heart: I take back my foreword, this kid is not cute at all!Whoever wants me to trade with whom!This, this, this will collapse my platform into the heart of the earth.

At this time, an elf with devil wings suddenly appeared before Sen Wu, and he squeezed Jun Jing's face with his hands, and said with a sneer, "You shameless little pervert, you dare to harass my master, look at me Squeeze your bun face into a pie."

"Woohoo!" Jing Jun screamed in a muffled voice.

Zhang Sirui hurriedly rescued the elf under the claws of the elf, and rescued the elf that was the only one he hateful.

Who knew that the two elves turned out to be old acquaintances.

Seeing Mr. Jing was rescued, he waved his little wings to express his joy without any grudges: "So it's Hong Hong! I'm Mr. Jing, remember me, we are good friends."

"It's just a classmate. I was unlucky enough to meet you, a catastrophe, in the stand-in elf training class. Please don't mess with me." The way Yin Hong gritted his teeth fully showed that he didn't want to talk to Mr. Jing.

It's a pity that some elves don't know each other: "How can you say that, we have a good relationship, let me think about it, by the way, you even helped me cheat in the exam, ha ha."

"...It was you who peeked at my test paper during the exam, and was caught by the teacher. I was suspected of being an accomplice and implicated me in making up the exam together."

"That, that, then you are still helping me introduce my girlfriend."

"... That female was introduced to me by someone else! You forced me to steal your love! She is so cute! You should see the essence through the appearance, you are the real pervert!" Yin Hong went crazy thinking about it. , this Douding is actually his biggest rival in love, what's the reason?

Sen Wu said calmly: "But your superficial appearance is a pervert. In contrast, others should pay attention to keeping wolf tails at ordinary times."

"... I'm your substitute elf, and you actually speak for the wild elves outside?" Yin Hong lined up.

"For your own good, I don't often talk about this fact. You will think you are a saint. Please note that a lover is not a saint."

Yin Hong and black lines, he thought to himself, should he pack up and take his little lipstick to find another good owner.

"I'm not a wild elf, Hong Hong, let me introduce you, this is my master." Jun Jing was very unconvinced, floating around in circles on Zhang Sirui's forehead.

Zhang Sirui felt like the image of a person who was knocked unconscious in an old cartoon - there was a circle of angels dancing around his head.

Of course, the current situation is enough to make him dizzy. Sen Wu is obviously unhappy, arguing with his elf, and his elf is also obviously unhappy, arguing with Mr. Jing. The originally harmonious bridal chamber is now a group of demons dancing and fighting for hegemony.

"Are you also a reincarnation of the Wang family?" Hong Hong asked Zhang Sirui in surprise: "How long have you been playing, why haven't you been killed by this kid? It's a miracle that your account hasn't been deleted yet!"

Zhang Sirui black line.

Mr. Jing was in a hurry: "Honghong, what are you talking about."

"I'm not talking nonsense. Out of the [-] substitute elf graduates who have to take make-up exams for all their homework, you're the only one. He's really lucky, but it's just bad luck." Yin Hong used He covered his mouth with the back of his hand and laughed, gloating.

"Why is this so, Hong Hong actually speaks ill of me." Two big teardrops swung back and forth in Jun Jing's eyes.

"That's right, how can you say that about my substitute elf." Zhang Sirui sympathetically said good things for Mr. Jing: "Although it has a bit of a greedy mouth and a bit of a bad heart, it sometimes ignores me as its master on its own initiative, and always pretends to be cute and deceitful." Man, obviously an artificial intelligence but more cunning than a fox. But overall, he is still a good elf."

The other three were silent.

"Is this a compliment for him?" Sen Wu thought.

"Mr. Jing is so lucky. It's hard to find a master with a broken brain, but he can even pick him up." Yin Hong thought.

"Uncle, I'm sorry, I won't bully you in the future." Jing Jun was reflecting.

"It doesn't matter, it's just that next time you make trouble, I'll exchange you with the elves from the Komori family." Zhang Sirui patted the little yellow hair on Mr. Jing's head, threatening.

"Great, when will you change, I like that sister better!" Jing Jun's eyes were filled with anticipation.

"..." Zhang Sirui was speechless.

(Am I being too polite to the little guy, why is it so heartless.) The uncle's heart is chilling.