I'm an uncle

"Where are you going, little guy?" Zhang Sirui snapped his hands and eyes, and grabbed a small thing that was picking up a small package and fluttering its wings.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo old... no, go back and have a look! I'll be back soon." The little thing patted his white wings and looked at Zhang Sirui innocently.

"Then what's inside yours?" Zhang Sirui picked up the small package upside down, shook it—a banana fell out, and shook again—an apple fell out.

Zhang Sirui's hands shook and shook, and the small package dropped and dropped. After a while, a small mountain bag composed of various fruits was piled up on the ground.

"This, this is a gift to take home, hehe, uncle, you should know that my family has many relatives and friends, so it would be embarrassing to go back empty-handed." Jun Jing smiled dryly at his fingers.

"...Isn't the substitute elf specially assigned to the reincarnation of the Wang family? How can they escape casually." Zhang Sirui was very depressed. The elf in his own family was actually such a treasure. As the master, it really didn't matter.

"Generally, as long as the favorability of the substitute elf is above 30, it will not choose to abandon its master and defect. However, unless the favorability of your family is kept above 90, once the mission danger level exceeds level 6, it will choose to defect freely. Because its loyalty training score is [-] points." Yin Hong looked at Mr. Jing with contempt.

"...Is it ten points?" Zhang Sirui asked hopelessly.

"...[-] points system." Yin Hong blushed for having such a stand-in elf compatriot. If he hadn't told Jun Jing jokingly that he would simply choose all the answers that were contrary to his actual thoughts, this scum would not have passed the make-up exam. Yin Hong regretted it to the extreme. .

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooophone? .

"Is the Quick Thieves really that scary?" Zhang Sirui turned his head and asked Sen Wu.

Sen Wu spread his hands: "How do I know, I just came to the game not long ago."

"If possible, I don't want to meet the Quick Thieves either." Yin Hong helplessly explained to Zhang Sirui and the others: "The Quick Thieves are one of the many thieves groups in the Gate of Oli. They are as greedy as sharks and as cruel as carnivorous dragons." , as hypocritical as a crocodile, as ruthless as a poisonous snake, and haunts like a lonely ghost all day long, specializing in robbing many weaker Wang families in the Oli world, ranging from heirlooms to lollipops in the hands of children, as long as they are captured by them If you like it, this royal family will be destroyed."

"Aren't thieves just thieves? Why are they so powerful?" Zhang Sirui was surprised. There is such a powerful criminal organization in the game world?

"The Quick Thieves are a group of unreasonable robbers, murderers, sadists, and rapists." Jing Jun trembled: "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Take the virginity of the bastard."

"You're still a virgin, so I'm a virgin!" Mentioning this Yin Hong reminds me of her ex-girlfriend, ex-ex-girlfriend, ex-ex-girlfriend, ex-ex-ex-girlfriend, ex-ex-ex-girlfriend who was cheated by Mr. Jing... During the initial testing period of the game, the Quick Thieves were just a gang of thieves from the aborigines. Under Gao's immigrant organization, the fast-thief group is getting bigger and bigger, and their arrogance is extremely arrogant. They even shouted the slogan of "eating the world for free". They said that the wealth of the world should belong to everyone, and the wealth should be shared free of charge. And to achieve wealth The means of sharing for free is—everything in the world can be stolen.”

"Eating the world for free? They are idiots. The world can be stolen? Everyone will steal it. Who will dare to create wealth in the future? I, a businessman, will be unlucky and bankrupt." Sen Wu felt like he had found a natural enemy, and sneered: " Alright, I'm going to find the secret agents of the Quick Thieves, and instill in them some correct three views before destroying them."

"Do you really want to destroy the Quick Thieves?" Yin Hong asked calmly.

"That's right, this kind of rubbish has to be shoveled away before it obstructs the beautiful scenery. If it is left for a long time, it will pile up and smell bad."

"Boss, take a look at this person first, and then decide if you want to do that." Yin Hong turned the little lipstick around.

Immediately a [-]D portrait appears.

It was a man with a tonnage of more than 400 catties like a giant worm, with a sloppy face, a malicious smile, and loose and bloated skin like a worm's skin. He was stuffed into a women's Lulu suit, two The fat breasts dangled loosely, but the lower part of the crotch was mysteriously plump and swollen, faintly looking like the genitals of a dog when it is erect.

"What is this! Is it a person!?" Zhang Sirui was frightened, jumped up, backed away, and accidentally retreated into someone's arms.

But that so-and-so is also in a state of shock, it's terrible, is this a human being?

"Wo Chaonima Yunliu, bisexual, age unknown, self-proclaimed eternal 16-year-old beautiful girl. Her husband was the former leader of the Quick Thieves. Six months after marriage, she died in her bed. Yunliu Then he took over the fast thief group and became the current leader. It is said that the blood from his father, a loan shark, made him extremely cunning and ruthless, and the inheritance from his prostitute mother made him very lewd. If you vent your desire, you will kill people everywhere like a mad dog." Yin Hong narrated calmly, while patting Jing Jun who was desperately burrowing into her arms: "You have to follow it, I will kill you first."

Mr. Jing died of injustice: "Is that kind of monster a human being? It is simply a combination of lust and ugliness. I want to change like that and commit suicide a hundred times to apologize to the world."

"Wo Chaonima Yunliu? Why does it sound very similar to my mother Yunliu. Hehe, this name is really interesting." Zhang Sirui laughed happily, and then his silly laughter was choked back by everyone's scornful eyes.

"...Let's think about it in the long run." Sen Wu looked at that disgusting creature that was neither male nor female. He did not lack the courage to fight decisively, but he lacked the courage to face humanoid visual garbage.

"By the way, you have to answer a question for me..." Sen Wu lowered his head and asked Zhang Sirui in his arms.

Zhang Sirui followed the trend and raised his head: "What's the problem?"

"You faceless man, when did you get into my arms!?" Sen Wu really took out a black leather whip, and whipped Zhang Sirui, Zhang Sirui ran around all over the ground with a very short Luo Tai.

"Uncle and Eldest Sister have a very good relationship, we should get along well and be good friends." Jun Jing finished speaking with a bright, innocent and harmless smile on his face.

"...Did you want to say next time, if you are a friend, let's introduce a beautiful woman to you as your girlfriend, or if you are a friend, let's lend you some G points, or if you are a friend, let's buy fruit for you." Yin Hong sneered.

"No, no, how could I be so shameless, I just want to say..." Jing Jun Xingyan: "It's a friend, I really met that Wo Chaonima Yunliu, remember you have to fly in front of me, please, woo woo woo woo."

Yin Hong can't wait to let go of her hands, let this kid face down, let this kid fall to death, and recycle it as fertilizer for the earth.

Just as he was talking, Sen Wu finally pushed Zhang Sirui to the bedside, pushed the uncle down on the bed without politeness, and then groped Zhang Sirui's body.

"Why are you doing it!?" Zhang Sirui's hairs stood on end, this transvestite wouldn't be... who likes men, right?

"It's not fair! Why do you know the location of my logo, but I don't know where yours is? To be honest, I won't move my mouth if I tell you." Sen Wu smiled evilly, and deliberately stuck out his tongue to lick Lick the corners of your mouth.

Zhang Sirui grunted and swallowed, he was stopped by the sexy look that this shemale accidentally showed.

Seeing this little Zhengtai blushing again, Sen Wu thought about the strong bull-like archetype of the other party, and felt a strange sense of conquest, as if seeing a vicious Tibetan mastiff obediently licking his palm to show his favor. Sure enough, he likes big dogs personality.

"That, that sign is actually on my earlobe, hehe." Zhang Sirui said hesitantly, not knowing why he always felt embarrassed, in order to stop himself from thinking about the soft body on his body, the uncle tried his best to recall the other party's memories when he was a man. look.

"Which one is it? The one on the left? Or the one on the right?" Sen Wu looked at him and continued to 'torture'. For some reason, he always felt a little thirsty in his throat, and the question uttered in his hoarse voice could actually produce A touch of sexiness.

"Left and right? I don't know about this, but Mr. Jing said so." The uncle was stunned for a moment, yes, why didn't Mr. Jing tell him whether it was left or right at that time.