I'm an uncle

"Then why don't we test it directly, is your logo on the left ear or the right ear?" Sen Wu smirked and leaned over.

Zhang Sirui felt heat in his ears, and the person on his body panted slightly, and licked his earlobe with hot breath.

In an instant, Zhang Sirui knew that something was wrong. Since he was a child, he was afraid of people touching his ears, especially his earlobes.When he was a child, even his parents, Zhang Sirui would not allow anyone to touch his "weakness". Whoever dared to touch it, he beat anyone. He was sent out by his father to be an "artificial satellite" countless times because of "bullying children". , turn and turn.

Zhang Sirui always felt that he couldn't adapt to the tingly itching, and even felt a slight sense of powerlessness because of it.

He was also secretly worried about whether there was something wrong with him, until Brother Long told him that his earlobe was actually his natural sensitive zone, and he couldn't touch it.

Before he could stop it, Sen Wu's warm tongue had already licked the earlobe that Zhang Sirui was most afraid of being touched.

Zhang Sirui was shocked, and immediately felt his head go numb, and a strange feeling of his tailbone rushing directly to the back of his head.

"Don't touch... don't touch my earlobe... don't touch it!" The uncle begged for mercy in a low voice, he pushed Sen Wu desperately, wanting to cry but not crying.

What a broken game! ?That tingling feeling was actually countless times worse than what he usually encountered in the real world. Zhang Sirui felt his legs tremble a little, and his thighs were sore.

(The game official claims that it uses a sensor technology that directly targets the brain nerve center. Compared with the real new love mode that is affected by physical fitness or the external environment in the middle of the pleasure transmission, the pleasure is more direct and faster. It is said that it can be ten times stronger than real sex. A hundred times the pleasure.)

Brother Long's sinister laughter gradually faded away in Zhang Sirui's mind, Zhang Sirui was almost at a loss for words, and could only wail silently - this damn game!

Sen Wu thought it was so funny that the real strong man in his arms and the fake lady would flush red, twisting his tongue to avoid him, just like a kitten in a coquettish mood.

The little guy's nose actually made a nasal sound that is unique to when he is comfortable. Two tears were trembling in his eyes, and he unconsciously exuded a coquettish attitude.

Sen Wu groaned and swallowed, he felt his throat was a bit dry.Unknowingly, he began to gently pinch Zhang Sirui's small earlobe with his fingers, pinched it, and gradually rubbed it harder. Under the resistance of the other party who struggled harder, Sen Wu gradually felt a rising desire meaning.

(It’s really fun, it’s like bullying a tiger, but the tiger behaves like a cat.) Sen Wu laughed, and deliberately said to Zhang Sirui: "Hey, uncle, there is no mark on the left ear, it seems that I have to lick it again." Click on the one on the right."

Zhang Sirui was anxious, and said to himself, your mother has no brains!Humans only have two ears. Since there are no ears on the left, of course they are on the right. Lick your mother's lick!

But suffering from being unable to speak, he could only hum, and when he opened his mouth, there were only some speechless breath sounds.

Sen Wu laughed happily, and deliberately put his mouth close to Zhang Sirui's right ear before saying, "What do you say, then I'll lick it again."

Zhang Sirui was completely dumbfounded.

(Is there something wrong with this person? What's so good about a man's ears! Besides, you are a woman now, why do I feel like being molested, this, this, this!)

Sen Wu felt that the opponent's body was completely stiff, as hard as a piece of wood.He grinned secretly, licked the other's right ear lightly, and found a dominant sign 'SM830941-021'.

(Heh, I'm still on the Yuanyang account. I'm 'SM830974-020' and he's 'SM830941-021'. It's really fate. Could it be that I'm a player in the same region?)

Sen Wu was thinking deeply when he suddenly heard the person in his arms say happily: "Sister beauty, shall we come~"

Then he was suddenly counterattacked and fell on the bed, and then he saw a pouting pig's mouth.

Sen Wu nimbly punched the opponent on the chin, successfully stopping the pig male's harassing behavior.

Immediately, Sen Wu's jaw fell to the ground, and he saw his 'groom officer' covering his injured jaw, hugging, no, entangled his poor elf Yin Hong, crying and complaining: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Huh, Hong Hong, Hong Hong, the beautiful elder sister is really a murderer, it's better to be an uncle, I don't mind how I bully him."

"Damn it, let go quickly! Don't bully my small body now, I'm not a sparrow, why are you catching me, oops, where are you pinching me! Let go!" An exasperated Yin Hong was in a panic, who made him still a stand-in now? In the elf state, the small body is only the size of a player's palm.

Sen Wu stretched out his bare feet, stepped on the head of the perverted Zhong Ashura Kunding, and radiated bursts of cold arrogance with great momentum: "Who the hell are you? Where did that uncle go?"

The satyr screamed loudly: "It hurts! Beauty, don't step on my head, I'm Jing Jun! Uncle suddenly went offline, I'm a substitute elf, of course I have to take his place."

Sen Wu felt that it was very boring. It turns out that this toy can run, and he wanted to continue to play tricks on it.

Of course, contrary to what he thought, Zhang Sirui was very glad that he could still be forced to go offline. Until he left the 'game coffin' and sat down on the bed again, he was in a state of extreme daze.

The question Zhang Sirui was thinking about was—could it be that I was molested? !

Then, the uncle found out in a very black line that his lower body was in a very embarrassing state.

"What the hell kind of game is this!?" Zhang Sirui groaned, shaking his head and suffering a sharp headache, worrying about what face he would use to meet his "wife" Yuan Yezhisen next time he entered the game, and made up his mind again to keep his sister away from that game A ghost game that is prone to heat, how can it be like this when touched by a man... so what!

Annoyed and dealt with some messy problems, Zhang Sirui didn't have the guts to enter the game to play for the time being. After checking the time was about the same, he simply started cooking dinner and waited for his sister who came home from school.

Today's government advocates the natural education method, requiring students to go to the nearest school for at least four hours a day, and concentrate on learning interpersonal communication and interaction. Simply put, it is to let students cultivate a better adaptability to society through direct communication with people. personality and improve communication skills.

As for theoretical knowledge, students can go home and learn from dedicated human lecturers or artificial intelligence lecturers through online classrooms.

In line with the principle of not wasting, Zhang Sirui cooked three dishes and one soup neatly, put them in a special fresh-keeping machine, and patiently waited for his sister to come home.

As time passed, Zhang Sirui fell asleep in a daze.

A few rays of the setting sun gently shone on this man, reflected on his calm face, revealing a serene force.

Zhang Sirui found himself in the ruins of a battlefield in a daze, the smoke of gunpowder was everywhere, and the remains of soldiers were scattered everywhere.

He stared blankly straight ahead, his beautiful wife was ahead, leading her natal fighters, slaughtering the last batch of prayers from the Ashura royal family.

"Why?" Zhang Sirui felt as if his lips were someone else's, and he was uttering words on his own, expressing endless despair and anger: "Ai Ling, you are my wife, why did you betray the Ashura royal family!"

"You can no longer represent the royal family of Ashura, heavy, the name of Ashura will perish in Odin from now on, and the blood of the god of war will continue to be passed on in the blood of the royal family of Chimut." In the cold wind, Ai Ling Chimut Kunding raised his head proudly and despised him: "Chong Ashura, you are the weakest head of the God of War royal family in history, and you will also be the last Ashura. But by inheriting your blood, the glory of the God of War It will be restored by my son, who will also be the future head of the Chimut family, and the Chimut royal family will definitely become the lord of Oli."

"Ai Ling..." Ashura staggered towards his wife, Ai Ling, who was also the murderer who destroyed the royal family of Ashura.

He really wanted to tell her how happy he was to know she had their child, and even asked Kemei, the housekeeper who was worried about his body, to let him go to a distant temple, and specifically asked the old priest to take a baby for his unborn child. a good name.

Who knows, when he hurried home excitedly, what he saw at the door was Kemei, who was pale with blood and tears hanging on his head. A wish to be with Ashura.

On the heavy and cold heart, a deep bloodstain was cut with magma. It was Ai Ling who was pregnant with his flesh and blood in the distance, but beat the Ashura people with a whip in his hand.

After being cruelly played by fate, the weak will cry out for the truth.

Chong Ashuro no longer asks his wife why the betrayal happened.

He understood that Ai Ling did not betray him, because she never belonged to him, she only belonged to her royal family Chimut, and the reason why she married him was for the blood of the Ashurro royal family, which was favored by the God of War in the legend .

"If this is what you want, I'll give it to you, Ai Zero." Chong Ashuro murmured to cut his thin wrist, and the deep wound kept pouring his blood onto the ground. His last, Warm blood, strange, white blood.

When Ai Zero clutched his stomach and looked at him in horror, Chong Ashura finally laughed wildly, and then his figure was covered by a devil-like shadow, turning into a big black bird...

Zhang Sirui was awakened by a burst of pleasant music, which was a reminder from the electronic gatekeeper of the community that Zhang Fo'er was coming home soon.

Zhang Sirui instantly forgot the unpleasant dream just now. In fact, he had already forgotten that inexplicable dream just after waking up. He only vaguely remembered some broken fragments and an unpleasant feeling.

He didn't care, anyway, Zhang Sirui now only cares about whether his sister agrees with the dinner he cooked, and how to find out about his sister's game ID in the portal, and other small issues.

However, before that, the uncle has to chase away a certain fly that hangs around Hua Hua's sister for his lovely sister.

Volume Three: Simple Introduction