I'm an uncle

Supermarkets are always crowded in the morning.

Especially in the Jinyang branch of the largest chain supermarket in the United States of Earth, 'Sen Love Life', smart merchants firmly grasp the instinct of housewives who are good at budgeting, and use various 'limited time specials', 'discounts', 'buy one Free one' and other promotional means, start their day of lively sales activities.

In order to compete for their favorite bargains, the housewives are as brave as the fighters. The terrible fighting process is a great confrontation of physical strength, endurance and intelligence.

For example, now, for the last half-price sun brand red sausage, Mrs. Hong, the queen of buying in the fifth neighborhood of Jinyang community, and Ms. Taihuang, a street-fighting teacher in the third neighborhood, the two aunts are like "two wives competing for children" in the traditional story. Into a stalemate duel state.

"Hey, Mrs. Hong, you are so fat, you should eat less meat and more vegetables, it will be good for your fatty liver, right." Ms. Huang covered her mouth with a smirk, mocking Mrs. Fat body.

"Hey, Ms. Huang, if you want to eat your bones, you should eat some fresh meat. The big red sausage is full of starch. You eat it for nothing. Later, I was bitten by my Wangcai as ribs. Don't call me wrong." " Mrs. Hong squinted her eyes and looked up and down arrogantly, mocking Ms. Huang's skinny torso.

"You're the ribs, pig woman!"

"Don't envy others, Bone Demon!"

The two aunts confronted each other with a sneer, the background: a female blue dragon VS a female white tiger, lightning strikes across the sky and brightens.

There was an aunt walking next to her, and no one was watching the show. They all knew that these two rivals would not give up if they did not fight to the death as usual today.

But this usual confrontation didn't last long before it was unexpectedly broken.

"Hey, let me go, let me go." A big hand appeared out of thin air, and unceremoniously took away the last discounted red sausage of the day.

"Hey, half price! It's so cheap, today is really lucky." 'Cheng Yaojin' who came out halfway was a strong man who didn't match the supermarket at all.

The man is about 1.9 meters tall, with a lean cut, but soft hair.A body of very strong muscles is not developed to deform and exaggerate like a Hercules, but is very well-proportioned in the best position of his body, quietly hiding their astonishing strength.

The face of the board-inch man is not as sloppy as a strongman's. Although he has the resolute and calm expression that soldiers are used to, his facial lines are only a little thin, his eyes are black and bright, and he has a gentle breath. Like her spine, very straight, her lips are a little thick, and she looks a little naive.Inadvertently give people a very trustworthy feeling.

However, his tall stature seemed to have created a big blind spot for his vision. The board-inch man completely ignored the sluggish Mrs. Hong and Ms. Huang, turned around and left with the red sausage.

In the supermarket that was so crowded that all men would be discouraged, Zhang Sirui was in an extremely happy mood when he finally bought satisfactory and cheap lunch ingredients.

Zhang Sirui’s reason for joining the army is very old-fashioned, because a year before he became an adult, the spaceship his parents were on was summoned by God and turned into a star in the night sky.

In order to comply with his father's last wish that "men should serve the country with arms", he entrusted his three-year-old sister to his father's friend's family as soon as he turned 16, and enlisted in the army by himself.

Relying on the excellent family martial arts, Zhang Sirui's road to joining the army went further and further, from a boy to a young man, he stayed in the army for twelve years.

And these 12 years of military life have had a great impact on his life that cannot be ignored.

For example, not long ago, in this person’s impression, the living price level was still 12 years ago, vegetables were still cheap, meat was still bought by the catty, the family still lived in a villa, and the young sister was still obedient and cute.

Obviously, since Zhang Sirui joined the army at the age of 16, he was recruited into the special forces of the United States in advance because of his outstanding combat ability at the age of 17, and since he was sent to the Star Alliance peacekeeping force because of his outstanding performance at the age of 20, the food and clothing of this comrade Housing and transportation, everything has been covered by the state since adulthood. The consequence is that the concept of common sense is comparable to primitive people to a certain extent, and it is completely influenced by the communism of public ownership.

As a result, Zhang Sirui, who was discharged from the army due to injury, was like a banished immortal who was punished by the heavens and demoted to the earth in ancient times. Without any preparation, he was kicked into the real world by the great immortals from the upper world, and he was forced to face the reality that he had no familiarity with. Feel the world of mortals.

At this time, the real world he has to face is: the price level is jumping and rising in a straight line (nonsense, the change in 12 years can be felt in one day, it’s not because of the jump), vegetables can only be bought with pain, meat I dare to buy half a catty if I count it in two. My family has already moved to an apartment (the family has moved), and my 16-year-old sister is just in the period of youthful rebellion when men are not pleasing to the eye (in fact, he doesn’t know His sister is pleasing to see men with even numbers in certain situations.).

Although he retired from the army due to injury, according to the law, he can enjoy the Star Alliance's health insurance, plus the high retirement allowance from the United States of Earth, and a relatively rich inheritance left by his parents. Zhang Sirui's brother and sister The second half of his life can be spent comfortably as long as it is not too extravagant, but considering that he has to save a considerable dowry for his younger sister so that she can get married in a good manner, Zhang Sirui still decides to save as much as he can, after all The sequelae caused by my old injuries are not suitable for looking for work in real life.

I heard that in this age of general peace, the special forces who are often sent to turbulent alien systems to perform missions will be very popular after retiring. After all, they have experienced many battles and are very powerful in combat. Many wealthy businessmen like to hire them. This type of warrior acts as a bodyguard.

"Uncle."

Zhang Sirui smiled wryly, thinking that he was still thinking too much. In fact, compared to the sacrificed comrades, he was already very lucky.

"Uncle... hello..."

Although I am not able to find a job now, but after a long time, the problem should be much lighter, and maybe I can find some jobs that suit me without triggering the sequelae.

"Uncle!"

Interrupted by the sudden yelling, Uncle Zhang Sirui's right ear buzzed, filled with the squeaks of cute baby chickens, of course, imaginary baby chickens.

Uncle.

Uncle?

Uncle!

Zhang Sirui paused, and immediately thought of the tragic experience of being called an uncle by his younger sister when he was reunited. He hated the house and the bird.

Turning around, he saw a brown-haired boy who was not much older than his sister, looking at him with a smile.

A little shorter than myself, not big, tall and slender, with a handsome appearance, with a hairstyle that should be quite popular nowadays, a very cute little boy - although he casually said "uncle" , shattering the young heart of a 30-year-old man who unfortunately was older than them but didn't think he was old enough to be called 'uncle'.

I'm only 29!Uncle Zhang clenched his teeth, and shouted in great grief and anger.

The reason why he didn't yell at this kid on the spot was because he consciously emphasized his age to a junior, which was a bit like the paranoid resentment of an older woman. The situation of washing the face seems to be a very enjoyable thing.

"Uncle, please help me. If you buy those Qianleshi potato chips, can you give me the scratch card inside? I can buy it with money. This is really important to me. Thank you in advance." The little boy Put your hands together, blinking your eyes to make a cute appearance, not to mention, even though he is also a half-height boy with a height of 1.7 meters, he still has a cute feeling, probably those lovers of golden retriever dogs are also out of this kind of disobedience If you have a sense of joy, you will be happy to raise those large and cute creatures.

The premise is that they are not rudely called uncles by little boys who think they are not much younger than themselves.

Although I feel that I am a little too obsessed with age, but when I think back to my well-behaved, cute and obedient sister, I actually despise my age just like this kid.Zhang Sirui was so angry.

So, he did something—well, a very childish thing.

He smiled and took a dozen or so bags of potato chips that he didn't want to eat at all, and then he pushed the shopping cart to borrow money with a smile.

During this period, the cute boy followed him excitedly like a greedy cat seduced by dried fish.

Until the end of the loan, Zhang Sirui pushed the cart to the gate, and looked back at him with a smile.

The cute boy was taking out his wallet, wanting to take out money, Uncle Zhang finally did what he had been wanting to do until now.

"Goodbye, boy." Uncle Zhang grinned, and gave full play to his agility from the special marine force. He took the poor shopping cart that rattled and was about to fall apart, and disappeared like a gust of wind at the entrance of the supermarket in the distance.

During the period, more than once, he looked back with satisfaction at the young man who was left far behind by him.

I'm so fucking happy.

Zhang Sirui had a little joy because of this little prank.

Although it's a bit like an adult bullying a child, but anyway, they don't know each other, so bullying a stranger who is forgotten in a blink of an eye is not afraid of losing face.

Zhang Sirui's happy mood lasted until he came outside the mall, and then he began to worry about how to carry back these dinner materials and snacks with both hands.

Looking at these portable shopping bags, large and small, with a dozen of them, Zhang Sirui was very troubled.

There is no other way, in order not to become a humanoid tank with a bow and a bag, I can only take a solar-powered taxi.

Zhang Sirui smiled wryly. He originally picked the nearest supermarket just to save money on the car, but he made a mistake.