I'm an uncle

At the same time, the cute little boy who was being tricked was still staring in the direction of the supermarket gate dumbfounded.

"Sen Qi! You came here again to harass the customers of Sen Ai's life." Suddenly a big hand picked up his ear and twisted it vigorously.

"Oh my! Brother, don't twist it, don't twist it, it hurts to death!" The young man struggled desperately.

Believe him, the handsome young man with fox eyes in a neat suit who twisted his ears, that is, Mr. Sen Lu, the second brother of his family, the owner of this supermarket and the head of the life business department of Senai Chain Group, will be very happy to help him Twist the other ear to be symmetrical with the right ear.

He doesn't want to become Liu Bei with drooping long ears tomorrow, and of course he doesn't want to be a rabbit with upturned ears.

"I knew you must be a scalper after playing truant." Sen Lu squinted at his younger brother and snorted coldly: "Tell me, how many scratch cards have I received from you today."

Trembling, Senqi took out a handful of scraped cards from his trouser pocket, and said bitterly, "That's all. I just came here, how many cards have I confiscated yet?"

Sen Lu sneered: "Is it very promising? You can receive so many tickets just now, no wonder I always hear rumors that there is a fool who has been harassing the customers of Senai Life, who is willing to buy a scratch card for Qianleshi Potato Chips. It was to get the special reward number for the star of the online game "Gate of Crossing", and I thought the door of some welfare home was not closed properly, and it was only a fool who ran out, so it turned out to be my monkey brother who has not yet developed his brain."

"I'm already paying half the original price. It's much better than buying it myself a few days ago. Besides, if you hadn't informed the people in your supermarket, no one is allowed to sell my brand of potato chips. , Do I need to bother myself so much to collect them one by one. How convenient it is to buy directly." The fool continued to speak stubbornly, not paying attention to the face of the second brother of the Sen family, and the color spectrum was straight to the black line.

"Ha, I bought the products I sell at the original price, just for a gift reward! If you want to lose money, please make me some troubles that can be on the front page of social entertainment news, okay? I'm too embarrassed to tell my elder brother that you are a kid Even being stupid is so low-level." Brother Sen was very angry, and he didn't care that this was a public place, anyway, he was mostly watched by people.

To be honest, the reason why my stupid brother's behavior hasn't made headlines on social media is that the director of the crisis public relations department of my company has a good relationship with the media. It seems that I have to give him a raise when I go back, which is also worthy of that middle-aged man. An increasingly sparsely populated Mediterranean hair-top.

"If, if it weren't for your refusal to give me the special reward number for the star of that game, I wouldn't have bothered me so much."

"As I said, there are only 30 of that number in the whole galaxy! And it was sold out as soon as it was sold. The company took a lot of trouble and bought out two numbers in total. Where do you ask me to buy you a third one!" Sen The second brother's fox eyes almost turned into blood bubble eyes.

It's a pity that the younger brother is still stubborn, still stubborn: "I don't care, if you give the elder brother one, you have to give me one, it's because brothers don't show such partiality!" The cute younger brother almost rolled on the ground.

"You!" Elder Brother Mori gritted his teeth and snorted coldly, "Security!"

Immediately, two burly men flashed out, and the security guards are usually burly men.

The two burly men dragged the shameless Third Young Master Mori on one left and the other on the right, and disappeared together with Second Brother Mori.

In other words, Senai Group's purchase of potato chips this time gives a lucky draw for a star of the Star System online game "The Gate of Crossing". Because of the dialogue between the brothers, it also proves their rigor, objectivity and fairness from a certain aspect.

The vast number of "Gate of Crossing" game fans flocked to buy this potato chip. From this point of view, the farce of Mori Sanshao's crazy purchase of his company's promotional reward scratch cards can be regarded as a small contribution.

but……

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo." one day later weeping to my younger brother.

"Because the probability of winning this reward is 1000 billion packs to get a number." Mori's fourth son, Mori Ba, leisurely gnawed on the potato chips that his brother bought madly last time, and slowly said the truth that a normal brain understands.

As for the real winner, Mr. Mori has actually met him, because that one is Zhang Sirui, Uncle Zhang.

But Zhang Sirui didn't have much affection for this lucky surprise.

On the same day, Zhang Sirui just finished eating the noodles he made by himself for lunch. After washing the pots, bowls, chopsticks and spoons, he picked out an old war movie from the twentieth century that he loved most, but he hadn’t had time to watch all of it in the past. He vigorously tore open a bag of potato chips, sat reclined on the sofa, leaned on the sofa cushions and ate potato chips while watching a movie.

Originally, this lifestyle of sitting down after eating is easy to gain weight, coupled with eating a lot of high-calorie junk food immediately after eating, it was originally a taboo for a special soldier like Zhang Sirui who relies on his body for food. From this point of view , There is not much difference between special forces and cowherds, they have to consciously keep fit in order to survive.

According to the needs of peacekeeping and defense, the United Earth United States still maintains the presence of troops in peacetime.

However, the plastic talents of modern soldiers are decreasing day by day, and fat pigs are increasing day by day. In response to this situation, the United States of Earth has already developed a muscle reconstruction technology, which uses surgery to reshape and distribute muscle groups to the optimal position of the human body, so that Soldiers can easily achieve large increases in strength and speed in a short period of time.

However, Zhang Sirui has never had such an operation.

As a branch of ancient Chinese martial arts, the martial arts of the Zhang family advocate the natural concept of the soul and flesh, that is, the effective combination of powerful physical strength and mental control ability. As for the imbalance between the two, it is what ancient martial arts practitioners said The "insanity" caused by the practice of martial arts will cause great damage to the spirit and body of the martial arts practitioners.

And Zhang Sirui, the sixth-generation successor of Zhang's No.30, has studied martial arts hard since he was a child, and has never relaxed a day. He has never tried the leisurely life of eating junk food and watching movies that ordinary children live.

So, since the current physical condition can no longer make a living from martial arts, let's simply start enjoying a new way of life that I have never had the chance to try before.

Brother Zhang's family thoughtfully grabbed a handful of potato chips, took a big bite, and chewed hard...

hiss--!

My teeth are about to ache.

Zhang Sirui covered his cheek, and spat out a hard object.

Take a closer look, it is a scratch card with the LOGO of the 'Sen Love Life' supermarket.

The texture of this kind of card seems to be the kind of mixed metal plastic that is known as anti-wear, strong impact, and never deformed. It has a very thick feel, but it is not too heavy. The most important thing is that the cost is also very cheap. Use this hybrid metal-plastic to create promotional cards that replace valuable paper.

This kind of long card, which is half the size of a palm, most people would not think of giving it to their mouths. Only Zhang Sirui opened his mouth too much, so he stuffed it directly into his mouth, and put it under his teeth. He should be abused a little bit of his poor molars.

The light golden background color of the scratch card is luxurious and elegant, and the purple and silver promotional words [森爱生活生活爱你] are printed on it.

Below is an enlarged version of the gorgeous advertisement [Senai's [-]th Anniversary - The Rare Star of the Gate of Crossing is waiting for you! ]

Further down, it is "In order to thank the consumers for their continuous support, Senai Group and Qianleshi Company cooperate to jointly hold this event", etc., such as bababa's description, and the setting information of each award.

What caught Zhang Sirui's attention was that, compared to the ten first prizes of the "Golden Half Moon Tour on Maya Interstellar Travel Luxury Space Cruise", there was only one special prize, and it was a reward of some kind of game number.

What game is so awesome? !It's even rarer than traveling on a luxury space cruise ship worth three purple gold coins.

[The currency unit of the United States of Earth is that one red coin is equal to one hundred blue coins, and one blue coin is equal to one hundred yellow coins. As for the amethyst coin, it is a rare denomination currency issued by the country, which is equivalent to 100 million red coins. By the way For a moment, the per capita annual income level of the United States just announced is about [-] red coins. ]

Zhang Sirui tilted his head and touched his chin, and couldn't help sighing.

I really don't look like I've been discharged from the army, it's almost like I was just released after 12 years in prison, and I lack social common sense.

No wonder my old boss always said to himself worriedly, "Oh, what should you do if you want to leave the society, you will be tricked into turning your pants into a skirt."

Of course, the old man used this as an excuse to keep himself for a year after year, and he always assigned himself to perform closed tasks that didn't have much to do with people, until he was discharged from the army 12 years later due to injuries.

Alas, Zhang Sirui has become a novice who seriously lacks social common sense, and he cannot be blamed entirely. It is really the result of the combined effect of internal and external factors.

Zhang Sirui simply opened all the other packs of potato chips, took out a total of ten scratch cards, and started the 'scratch game' enthusiastically.

The first one: Thank you for tasting.

The second one: Thank you for tasting.

The third one: Thank you for tasting.

……

The ninth is still: Thank you for tasting.

Zhang Sirui secretly sighed that he was unlucky, isn't it said that 'surviving a catastrophe will bring blessings'?I can be regarded as a person who has survived a catastrophe, how come I don't even have the last prize - chewing gum?

Zhang Sirui was unconvinced and challenged the last scratch card.

Doorbell rang.

This movement directly delayed Zhang Sirui's good luck until six hours later.

Because as soon as he heard the doorbell ring, he immediately stuffed the last scratch card in his hand into the drawer of the small coffee table next to the sofa.

Shouting 'here we come', Zhang Sirui directly opened the door.

These days, not many people still use anti-theft doors and windows. Anyway, there are mechanical patrols all over the street, and satellite surveillance and remote control.

It’s really a bit of robbers and thieves. The police can chase them to their grandma’s house within 3 minutes. Unless they are professional gangsters, they have anti-police skills, and they rely on this for a living.

But who is too mediocre to offend those people?

What's more, although Zhang Sirui's current skill is much worse than before, he is still stronger than ordinary people.

Zhang Sirui didn't think too much about whether it was a "bold person with high skills" or a "social common sense novice syndrome".

As soon as the door opened, the smiling face of the visitor was all in front of my eyes.

"Xiao San'er, Brother Long is here to see you." The man was also a tall man of about two meters, but his belly was a little fatter, and he looked like a slimmed down version of Maitreya Buddha.

"Brother Long! Why are you here?" Zhang Sirui jumped up like a child in joy, and hugged the big man's shoulders for a bear hug.

Brother Long hugged him back, and the two bear-like men were moved to bear tears.