I'm an uncle

In the study of Patriarch Ashura, the core members of the royal family are nervously discussing the dilemma faced by the royal family of Ashura.

"According to the information I got from interrogating the spies of the Quick Thieves, the vanguard of the Quick Thieves will launch its first attack in three Oli weeks, and this vanguard is the puppet thugs." Sen Wu introduced Ah seriously. The imminent crisis facing the Xiu Luo royal family: "This thug group is extremely powerful. Many small Wang families just couldn't resist their crazy attack and were instantly wiped out. According to my investigation, the number of puppet thugs is about [-]. A group of aborigines and disciples who love violence are formed together, they love to fight and kill, indiscriminate, they only fight for the sake of fighting, they are cold-blooded and ruthless, and they are extremely dangerous people who will not spare even children and the elderly."

"The situation of our Ashura royal family is very difficult. Earlier, with the protection of the Kunding royal family, the fast robbers dared not provoke us easily. Now it is obvious that they have obtained the hint of the Chimut family, so they come to take advantage of the fire. This catastrophe has hit us If you can't get through smoothly, the Ashura royal family will perish." The little butler Kemei was very worried.

Zhang Sirui swallowed with difficulty: "Then what are our chances of winning?"

"It's very small, so far, at most it's half-successful." Sen Wu's truth-telling really shocked Zhang Sirui.

"Indeed, our Wang family is a small Wang family. Originally, there were not many foreign immigrants born. Except for some low-level fighters raised by the family, we only have [-] fighting god fighters and [-] prayer fighters. As far as elites are concerned, even one-to-one , Our number is only about [-]% of their mercenary group." Kemei frowned and said hesitantly: "Madam, are you going to invite some mercenary groups to come, which should improve our combat effectiveness."

"It's useless. The loyalty of the mercenary group invited here is not high, so it's hard to guarantee that they won't take advantage of the fire and take the opportunity to raise prices. Moreover, my dowry has been refunded to the Chimut family, and I am very tight. The money is going to hire the mercenary group." Sen Wu spread his hands together: "I have completely severed ties with the Chimut family, and it is unrealistic for me to borrow money from them."

Kemei lay powerlessly on the table: "Oh, I didn't expect that our Ashura royal family is still in a state of abject poverty, what should we do now."

"Then how about we train ourselves?" Zhang Sirui came up with an idea. After all, after Brother Long left, most of his training at the base was studied and explored by himself, and he also brought many apprentices. He believed that in time, he could train with his own strength. Build a strong fighting team.

"The time is too short, it is difficult to be effective, and what we need is not the training of novices, but to let a group of experienced veterans advance to masters who can fight against the thugs as soon as possible." Sen Wu said.

"Ah, speaking of veterans, in fact, our Ashuro family still has some strength." Kemei suddenly reminded them both: "It's the God of War Legion, a legion of all A+ level masters, with about 3000 people, and they are currently stationed in Ainuobao In the inner west city."

"Why didn't you say it earlier?!" Sen Wu immediately jumped up excitedly.

"Their leader Odis is a god descendant (the highest level of prayer), and the young master who has been unconvinced and unable to fight has inherited the position of Patriarch, so as early as a few years ago, he led the soldiers who held the same view as him to leave Although the main house is still willing to help the Wang family manage the city defense, they will never enter the main city. So if the young master can't get their approval, then they still can't use them to defend against the enemy." Kemei smiled wryly, he didn't hold back Hold on to hope.

"Existence is an opportunity!" Sen Wu patted the uncle on the shoulder boldly, and smiled mysteriously: "There is no unparalleled road, and the uncle depends on you."

"Ah? What opportunity?" Zhang Sirui hadn't figured it out yet, and he had no choice but to hold back all his doubts after receiving a wink from Sen Wu.

A day later, Zhang Sirui, as the new Patriarch of the Ashura Royal Family, took his housekeeper Kemei and his wife Sen Wu to meet Otis at the location of the God of War Legion in the west of the city.

Zhang Sirui was silent for a while, facing the signboard of "God of War Defense Team" outside the door, and finally he walked into the dilapidated building with his head held high.

Odis is a divine descendant, in fact, the highest level of prayer.The prayer priest is actually a role similar to a monk. Piety and self-discipline are the virtues respected by prayer soldiers.

Zhang Sirui believed that the soldiers descended from the gods were the highest level of prayers, and they were also monks. In his imagination, he seemed to be an 'friendly' (?) or 'cunning' old monk.

That's why when he saw Zhang Sirui, the legendary leader of the God of War Legion, Odis, who was wearing the painted skin of Ashura Wang's Patriarch Chong Asura, he almost cried out.

(Who can tell me why a rebellious handsome boy like Mao, who has nothing to do with the profession of monks except his bare head, is the one who claims to be the closest to God—a descendant of the gods?)

"Speak quickly if you have something to say, and let go of farts if you have something to say. I am very busy today, so I have to go back as soon as I have nothing to do." Classic sitting posture, reclining in a sofa chair filled with pillows and cushions, busy with hands - playing cards? !

"3 Qs!" A giant man on the opposite side threw out three cards in a loud voice.

"Well done, I got 3 A's! You lose, take off your pants, take off your pants~" Odis happily rushed forward to take off the giant man's pants.

The giant man wanted to cry without tears, so he tugged on the belt rather coyly and didn't let go: "Legion Commander, I lost to you a few days ago in my underwear, and this is the only one left, you can't take it all away."

"P! Who took your panties? Last time, the pair of yours was obviously seen by others for fun, so it will be lost if it is spread from east to west. Who made you like wearing strawberry patterns? It's so disgusting, you deserve it if you lose it." Odis continued to ignore Zhang Sirui's flirting with his subordinates.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".

"Let me see what pattern you are, stingy." Odis was very dissatisfied: "If it wasn't for a bet with Peng and the others, I wouldn't want to see the color pattern of your underwear."

As he said that, Odis took out a gaudy crystal scepter from his arms: "Show me quickly, or I will make you look good."

Wait until the giant man shyly and timidly opens his outer trousers a little.

"Evil! You disgusting guy, you actually showed me pants with banana patterns printed on them." Odis was quite annoyed.

"It's not a banana." The giant man was very shy: "It's an upturned banana. These are the aphrodisiac underwear I just bought."

A room full of people all to the end.

Zhang Sirui couldn't see it, so he took advantage of the gap and asked, "True Orticus Ashuro, I'm here to accept your challenge."

All the people in the room turned their heads to look at Zhang Sirui again, their gazes on Zhong Ashura were full of spectacle.

And so—the show begins!