I'm an uncle

"Challenge, hehe, Young Master Zhong, you think highly of yourself." The wicked and beautiful boy Odis plucked his upturned red hair, with disdain on his face: "I am not even willing to invite me to be the head of the Ashura family today. , Besides, who dares to challenge you, the young master who will fall when the wind blows, I am afraid that if the uncle of the Chimut family gets angry, the gate of our joint defense team will have to be dismantled and used as waste wood."

People from the God of War defense team screamed and laughed.

They have the right to ridicule maliciously, because Chong Ashura is not only physically useless, but also has a weak personality back then. He directly chose to attach the Ashura royal family to the Chimut royal family, so that the remaining combat power of the God of War Legion Among them, most of the God of War fighters were disappointed and would rather leave the Ashura family than be used as spearmen by the Chimut family.

These people were also thinking about the kindness of the old Patriarch, and they were unwilling to defect to other royal families, so many of them dissipated among the people as mercenaries or other professions.

Some of them stayed in Fort Aino and became a member of the city defense force, silently guarding the gradually declining Ashura royal family.

Odis grew up with Young Master Chong, and he has every reason to be angry, because his father was once the head of the God of War Legion. With over [-] brave soldiers, Odis' father was finally killed along with his close friends.

With a fiery temper, he also left the Ashura royal family because of his disappointment with Zhong, and then became the leader of this group of lost people with his excellent skills.

Zhang Sirui's goal now is to persuade Odis to join the Ashura Royal Family again and re-form the God of War Legion no matter what means he uses.

However, the uncle is very silent now, he has no choice but to be silent, because he recited the lines wrongly, and at this moment, the chirping denunciation of Mr. Jing's little thing resounded in his mind.

(Uncle idiot! It's 'True Orticus Ashuro, are you willing to accept my challenge!', it's over, the beauty must be very angry, just now Honghong told me that I should tell the beauty: the task cannot be completed , I divorced you... woo woo woo, and warned me that if I didn’t remind you, I would forfeit all the fruits for my dinner, uncle, I hate you.)

Thinking about the consequences, Zhang Sirui shivered fiercely, that person must be able to say what he said, and he must be extremely careful not to make mistakes in the future.

After clearing his throat, Zhang Sirui said again: "True Ordis Ashuro, are you willing to accept my challenge?"

Odis laughed and slapped the table in a distorted manner, "Boom——": "It's ridiculous, you actually came to challenge me, Young Master Chong, are you having a cramp in your head, or am I having an auditory hallucination from laughing cramp."

"You heard me right. I respect Ashura's challenge to you. Please enlighten me." Zhang Sirui read his lines carefully and silently: "Or, you have lost the courage to face the challenge after you left the royal family of Ashura?"

Odis stopped laughing wildly, and said coldly: "Heavy, you are the one who is the least qualified to say that we are. If you had the courage of today, even one tenth of it, the God of War Legion belongs to the Royal Ashurro family."

"And then, watching the God of War Legion being wiped out by others, or waiting for the other royal families who are afraid of Ashura to swarm up and completely disappear Ashura's name from the world of Oli." Zhang Sirui recited the lines, and the thoughts in his mind The little mirror kept prompting: "Ashura's rejuvenation will take time, now is the time, come back Odis, and I will use my strength to prove that I am qualified to be the head of the Ashura royal family."

"Hehe, it's up to you? Master Zhong, do you know what people say about you, the weakest God of War Patriarch in history. Hehe, are you sure you want to challenge me? I won't show mercy." The corner of Otis's mouth twitched, looking contemptuously with him.

Zhang Sirui thought to himself, finally convinced him.Immediately said in a brisk tone: "Of course, where are we going to make gestures, hurry up."

Odis snorted: "Chong Ashuro, are you crazy?"

"I'm overwhelmed, no matter how crazy you are." Excited Zhang Sirui reflexively wanted to exaggerate, but it was obvious that Odis was completely irritated by his contemptuous tone, and he rushed out.

Taking the spectators, Audis, Zhang Sirui and others, they went to the training ground of the joint defense team.

Odis squinted at Mrs. Sen Wu, Mrs. Ashura who was beside Zhang Sirui: "Oh, you are so good at martial arts, and even your wife brought it. Could it be that the Chimut family is even interested in this small challenge? Madam came to watch in person?"

Sen Wu smiled slightly: "My surname is Ashura, I love zero Ashura Kunding, I can see the wonderful scene where my husband shows off his skills and stomps on crazy people, of course I want to join in."

Then Mori looked around and said, "Speaking of which, why haven't you seen your wife? Alas, you are not married yet, yes, the joint defense team is busy maintaining law and order every day, cleaning up illegal small vendors, She is clean and honest, her monthly income is probably not high, and she likes to play cards and gamble to waste her time. It is inevitable for a serious girl to be picky. It is normal that you do not have a girlfriend. Would you like me to introduce you, hehe."

Otis blushed completely, and stepped on the floor viciously, while Zhang Sirui and the others behind him tried hard to walk on the trampled ground with one deep foot and one shallow foot.

When we came to the playground, under the noon sun, the lazy soldiers were lying under the trees one by one in the east and one in the west to enjoy the shade.

Zhang Sirui saw the fire coming up without realizing it, is this still a warrior?It's outrageous!

So he naturally followed the training pattern of the base in the past, and shouted; "All gather!"

As expected of the battle god fighters in the strongest legion, they immediately gathered together like a conditioned reflex, quickly formed a formation, and then stared blankly at the person who shouted the password.

"Hey, everyone has worked hard, your company's basic quality is very good, very good..." Zhang Sirui smiled foolishly, looking at Audis, Sen Wu and others with embarrassment.

(The uncle is stupid, the beauty wants me to bring a message: Read the lines carefully, and if you lose your face again, all the property after marriage will belong to him. Woohoo, half of my fruit has been deducted by him. It's none of my business if the uncle makes mistakes!) The resentment of the little mirror It appeared in Zhang Sirui's mind.

"Let's get started, I'm looking forward to the contest with you." Odis coldly took out his fancy scepter and began to prepare.

"Wait a minute." Zhang Sirui raised his hand to ask for a timeout.

"Oh, you won't regret it now." Odis pouted.

"I'm trying to say that the challenge is not fair."

"Ah? You don't want to bring your wife on the stage together, do you?" Audi laughed back angrily, a small canine tooth on the left was exposed, making the smile look a bit ferocious.

"No, I mean, although you are a descendant of the gods, you also belong to the auxiliary department, at most you can be considered as a long-range attack profession. To be honest, my current melee ability is relatively strong, and you can't beat me." Zhang Sirui followed the original plan. explain.

"...I hit you on the head with a scepter when I was three years old, and you told me that you are good at melee combat, just kidding! Why can't I beat you?" Odis almost died of laughter, and the surrounding soldiers also laughed wildly.

"Yes, so, why don't you battle god fighters go up together, lest others say that I bullied a nanny." Zhang Sirui recited his lines.

"You're a nanny! You bastard!" Odis's nose was so angry. Although he was promoted from a praying priest known as a "professional nanny" to a descendant, since he smashed several people with that magical crystal scepter, No one dared to call a prayer worker a nanny in front of him after the bridge of the nose of those who did not know how to live or die.

Of course, those soldiers secretly called him 'violent nurse' secretly.

Now that this reckless guy dared to twirl his hair, Odis was cruel: Well, if you want to die, don't blame me for not stopping you.

"Hey, you want to challenge them, so let's start like this, but let me declare in advance that my soldiers are all rough people, don't wait for you later, blame them for being clumsy." Otis picked his little finger at his ears, With a look of indifference, he waved his scepter.

The soldiers around picked out the weapons they had in their hands tacitly, and surrounded Zhang Sirui in unison, and saw a group of bear men surrounding the short Young Master Chong tightly.

Zhang Sirui looked up at the threatening or smirking faces all around, and nodded, just like their original plan, did not let Otis do it himself.

Forget about prayers, Odis is a descendant of the gods, a terrorist who has cultivated all kinds of negative spells of the curse system, and the treasure of the Odis family is the violent weapon with agility and strength bonuses in his hand. Scepter - 'Strike of the Ice Storm'.

Therefore, it is best not to let Audis play on the field. As for the other Fighting God fighters, according to Sen Wu's investigation, the famous and powerful ones have not been in the defense team recently. Should still be manageable.

"Then remember your words, Otis, if I defeat your warriors, you have to call for the reorganization of the God of War Legion and lead them back to King Ashura's house." The fish took the bait, of course Zhang Sirui had to beg for one first. ensure.

"Hey, if you're really capable, I can consider it." Otis looked at Zhang Sirui's small arms and legs, disapproving.

"Then let's believe in the son of the former head of the God of War Army." Sen Wu said with a smile: "Kemei, you record it and write it in our family memoir. If anyone regrets it, remember to compile it in the genealogy."

"Yes, ma'am." Kemei dutifully took out a thick old parchment book immediately, with the words "Memorabilia of King Ashura" written on the cover in gorgeous words.

Odis was silent, why did he feel that he was a little fooled?

"Odis, look clearly, this is the mysterious blood power of war that I acquired when I became an adult." Zhang Sirui said, solemnly stretched his hand into his bosom, and then - took out a gorgeous small mirror.

"Falafalafalla~" After the magic spell was finished, a tall and strong gray-clothed masked warrior suddenly appeared in front of Zhong Ashuro.

A strong body is wrapped in a gray combat uniform, and two bright-edged swords are shining. It is for this competition. Sen Wu specially bought the outfit for Zhang Sirui. Labor returned to Sen Wu.

Sen Wu is indeed a big profiteer.

Chong Ashura behind Zhang Sirui is actually the little mirror Jingjun who instantly took over the management of his uncle, and introduced to the warriors around him solemnly: "Please look, this is the proof that the God of War protects my Ashura family." , the strongest puppet warrior—uncle, you can compete with him. For nothing.”

The little mirror gave full play to his nature of avoiding danger and seeking good luck. He walked quickly with oil on the soles of his feet, disappeared from the group of bear men in an instant, and ran back to the beautiful master, leaving uncle Zhang Sirui alone to face the bear men on the three floors inside and outside. .

The key to completing the mission to challenge Odis this time is how to get the uncle back to his normal fighting power. The way is naturally to let him challenge with a mirror warrior, but how can we make everyone accept a mirror warrior that appears out of thin air?

At the battle meeting of Ashura's family, Sen Wu proposed such a way to fool people, using the rumor that the head of Ashura's family will be protected by a certain god of war when he becomes an adult, to convince people that the uncle is not a player who killed halfway , but only the puppet warrior obtained by Zhong Ashura after inheriting the position of Patriarch.

Still the same sentence, Sen Wu is really a big profiteer who is super good at fooling people.