I'm an uncle

"You...um..."

It turns out that the crow cannot speak, otherwise the meat would fall into his mouth.

Zhang Sirui was almost overwhelmed by the tongue that stuck into his mouth. This damn rascal's tongue skill is really good, and he only bit the tip of his tongue a few times, and the numb feeling hit the back of the uncle's head, making him Dazed and unable to find North.

Moreover, how did that shameless rogue move so fast?

It's only been a few minutes, and there is already a salty pig's hand groping around in Zhang Sirui's clothes, as smoothly as a happy little fish, still groping on his ass, even tending to move towards the tail of the spine .

Zhang Sirui remembered that he came here with his clothes on, but why did his chest feel chilly... Ah!When was the clothes untied by this man?The fronts of all the clothes from the coat to the underwear are completely open. How can this person take off his clothes so quickly! ?

Zhang Sirui became angry from embarrassment, and roared silently in his mind: (Mr. Jing! Get me a stand-in soldier.)

"Uncle, you have to 'Falafala~' first, you don't have 'Farafala~', the stand-in fighter can't come out. By the way, this guy is very handsome, uncle, don't scare him with a bear look, What should I do if I scare people away." Mr. Jing obviously entered the state of nympho.

(What should I do, I've put you in a cold salad, so hurry up and contact me with Wilderness Forest and call for help!)

Mr. Jing was silent for a moment, probably in contact, and then replied to Zhang Sirui: (The beauty asked where you are, so he can come and save you.)

Zhang Sirui's black line: (Do you see that I seem to remember the way? It's just a dark alley. Tell him to come quickly.)

For the sake of his own chastity, Zhang Sirui had no choice but to actively save himself, kicking his short legs hard, stretching his thin arms, and occasionally hitting the opponent's back with weak fists—the uncle had already been crushed to the ground, and his chest was being actively eaten In the tofu, he could only hit the pervert hard on the back.

A few seconds later, Mr. Jing replied helplessly: (The beauty said that in order to facilitate other people's work, the surrounding alleys in this area are all black and white, and it takes more than half an hour to find each one.)

Zhang Sirui almost passed out, half an hour?Raw rice can do that, Yuan Ye Zhisen is not planning to collect his body—he will not let the other party succeed even if he dies, I bite!

Zhang Sirui used all his teeth, and took a big bite on the back of the opponent's hand that was holding him down. Unfortunately, the opponent was obviously thick-skinned, so he waved his hand nonchalantly, and the uncle's teeth didn't bite the skin of his hand.

(The beauty also said that if you are a couple, he can use the Cowherd and Weaver Girl Talisman to teleport to your side. However, that is very expensive.) Mr. Jing continued to spread the word.

(Don't delay, let him come here as soon as possible, I promise everything!) Zhang Sirui would rather be burdened with a huge debt that may never be repaid After all, the forest of the wilderness has been able to teleport, but he has been bargaining for so long, Zhang Sirui's heart is so cold that he wants to cry, but there are no tears.

"Hehe, the reply has been received. This is what you said. In the name of Christie, the god of the oath, the agreement is established."

A ray of strong light shines on the two people who are entangled on the ground, and in front of them, the forest of the wilderness dressed as a night planner suddenly appears.

The outside is a wide-sleeved black evening dress, the inside is a tight-fitting shirt with a row of buttons on the chest, a wide-brimmed top hat is slanted, and the long light gray hair is tied with a green velvet ribbon. , gorgeous yet elegant, this gentleman with a night air is Zhang Sirui's current partner... no, it's the creditor Sen Wu.

"A piece of Cowherd and Weaver Girl Talisman is worth 5000G, thank you for your patronage~" Sen Wu smiled, and it really didn't look like he was here to catch a traitor... No, he was here to save her husband, more like a profiteer chasing debts.

Hang Hang Liu raised his head, and finally let go of the uncle's 'pig lips' that were almost swollen by him, but his hands seemed to be still in other people's clothes and refused to come out.

He narrowed his eyes and looked at the other party. The person who came was obviously not his opponent. Hang Hang Liu was even more dissatisfied, and said sarcastically, "Hey, brother, do you want to sell small umbrellas? Didn't you see that he was doing business?"

"Small umbrellas are also available. Do you want ordinary, ultra-thin, granular, threaded, special-shaped? Or do you want any flavor? I have strawberry, cherry, peach, Cantaloupe flavor..." Sen Wu went on and on, he is worthy of being engaged in business, he is very good at sales promotion, and he can actually fool Hangtian Liuzhen into thinking whether to buy it or not.

Aerospace has forgotten that no matter how real it is, it is still a game, so why do you need a cover?Add entertainment?It's funny at best.

"However, I advise you to buy this kind. It is durable, has quick results, has few side effects, has a good isolation effect, and is also waterproof and wear-resistant." Sen Wu slowly took out a small Ok Bang, smiled and threw it on Hangtianliu's face . "Good luck."

Then, under Aerospace's body, suddenly a man's voice chanted the incantation 'Fala Fara Fara~'.

Hang Hangliu tensed his body vigilantly, and realized that there was nothing unusual about the person beneath him, and his suspicions disappeared.

"Beauty, are you coming~" Ao Li, who was still twisting and turning in every possible way, suddenly leaned over with his lips pouting, and wanted to kiss Hang Hang.

At the same time, Hang Hang Liu felt a gust of wind in the back of his head, and he instinctively quickly rolled to the side.

Two daggers plunged into the ground where he had been, dangling with a metallic hum.

"You bloody pervert! I have to beat you up today." The figure that suddenly appeared behind him roared angrily at him.

It was the first time for Hangtianliu to see a weapon that could maintain a dragon-shaped white light surrounding the sword when it was out of hand, but it didn't look like the effect of ordinary attribute gem blessings.It's more like—the fighting spirit released by the fighting god warrior, but the fighting spirit can only be found on the fighting god warrior himself or the weapons he touches.

The opponent is strong, very strong!

This is the first time when Hangtianliu saw Zhang Sirui in mirror warrior state, his sixth sense told his judgment, although the other party looked very old-fashioned with dingy weapons all over his body (usually Zhang Sirui was not willing to use it for 24 episodes) The best equipment bought from a profiteer like Sen Wu).

"Who are you guys? Bad people and good deeds will be punished by others." Hang Hangliu was so annoyed, he found that the young man seemed unwilling, and he hadn't planned to follow this young man to the end, that is, Kakayou, who made this little boy The boy tasted pretty good, but he was a little addicted to trying it.

Later, didn't the Oli boy pout his mouth and wait for him to kiss him? Then what are the two people who killed them halfway?Looking for a draw?

"Uncle is my master, and it's his man who is watching the excitement over there." Jing Jun was unwilling to be lonely and enthusiastically helped Hang Hang Liu to answer questions, but the result only made him more confused.

"He is not my man, he is my woman!" Zhang Sirui pointed at Sen Wu excitedly and said, the little guy talked nonsense again, and he pointed to Mr. Jing's current body and said: "I am not my master, I am his master."

Hangtianliu, Senwu and Jingjun looked at Zhang Sirui in silence together, thinking: This relationship is too complicated, have you figured it out yourself?

"Anyway, anyway, I can't just take advantage of you for nothing, you kid, grit your teeth and come fight me!" Zhang Sirui became even more embarrassed, and with all his strength, the two swords on the ground flew away automatically surrounded by the white dragon. Put it back into his hand, and as he spoke, he raised his sword and rushed towards Hangtianliu.

"Come here, whoever is afraid of whom!" Hanghang Liu also became angry, and when he exerted force, the vest on his body also flew away, revealing his strong body and the black totem tattoo on his chest and back.

The two of them were just about to start fighting when suddenly many unknown objects flew around them, crackling and hitting them. By the light of the lighting ball in Sen Wu's hand, it could be seen that they were shoes, socks, and women's bags , and how many more—men's underwear?

"Are you going to ask someone to do it? If there are too many of you, go elsewhere and make trouble."

"Those who hate this kind of 3P the most, are anxious to die, and are so noisy."

"What are you doing so bright? I don't know if my baby will be shy."

"Don't go away! Wait until I put on a pair of pants and beat you, then what, where are my pants? Who took it." It seems that this is one of the owners of men's underwear.

The reprimands from far and near made the three uncles very dark.

It seemed impossible to continue fighting, and the three of them walked out of the dark alley, pulling the heavy Ashura (actually Mr. Jing) on ​​the ground.

Back on the bright street, Hang Hang Liu put his clothes behind his back and waved at Jing Jun: "Little beauty, it seems that I don't have time to be happy with you today, let's go another day."

Zhang Sirui's anger has not subsided, he pointed at him with his right sword: "It's not over, you can't go like this."

Hang Hang left a grin on his face: "Oh. What else can I do, how about I let your little beauty kiss and touch her back?"

"Okay, okay!" Jun Jing jumped with joy, and then he was severely warned by the uncle in his mind on the grounds of withholding the fruit after the meal, and it pouted again and became bored.

"Hey, it seems that I really have a destiny with the reincarnation of the Wang family, star disciple SM830974-026." Sen Wu suddenly said with a smile.

The picture freezes, Hang Hang Liu and Zhang Sirui are stunned, and they all turn their heads to look at Sen Wu.

Sen Wu smiled and pointed to the palm that Hang Hang Liu just waved: "The mark on the back of your hand has emerged, it must have been bitten hard just now, didn't you notice it?"

Hang Hangliu looked at the back of his hand in disbelief, turned to Jun Jing and said, "So...you are the reincarnation of the Wang family."

Just as Jing Jun wanted to say that he is not, but the uncle is, he was interrupted by Sen Wu: "I am also a reincarnation of the Wang family. How about joining our alliance?"

Sen Wu untied a wristband from his wrist, and it turned out to be an inconspicuous black long whip: "The tooth blade of the beautiful snake, a sub-divine treasure, do you want to try its power?"

The uncle also snorted coldly, stepped forward, blocked Senwu and Jingjun behind him, and assumed a half-defense and half-attack posture.

Hang Hang smiled, and licked the back of his hand with the tip of his tongue ambiguously, and slowly licked away the logo on it, staring at Jingjun's body of Patriarch Ashura with a naughty smile: "Don't worry, I never make enemies of beauties , if you have any orders, just tell me, little beauty."

(So ​​handsome ~ so sexy ~ Uncle, can I...) Mr. Jing's face is flushed, and his eyes are full of peach blossoms.

(Of course not! You pay attention to my image, now I am using my body.) Zhang Sirui's roar resonated in Mr. Jing's mind.

"Then let us show some sincerity in cooperation." Sen Wu immediately took out a pale yellow cowhide scroll from his arms, and also took out a quill to write on it.

Zhang Sirui narrowed his eyes, why did he see this thing so familiar?

At this time, Sen Wu had finished writing quickly, and brought the scroll to Hang Hang Liu: "Come on, sign the contract, it's already signed by me and another Wang family reincarnator, you can re-sign it, the three of you The alliance was formed."

"This is... the scroll of the alliance spell?" Hang Hangliu was surprised when he saw it, he didn't expect the other party to have such a rare scroll.

"Yes, so that neither of us can betray the other, you can rest assured."

"The content..." Hang Hang asked.

"Hehe, I have already signed a contract with him, but I just added your name to it to ensure that the property will be shared and the benefits will be shared equally. It is a very fair contract. Equal contract." Sen Wu smiled: "Of course, the relationship between me and the other party is only a cooperative relationship. If we are allies in the future, you can rest assured to pursue him boldly, and I will not object."

"Hey, well, anyway, it's too lonely to be alone, let's take care of each other." Hang Hang Liu very readily signed his game ID 'Tian Tian Liu Ji', and then happily reached out to Mr. Jing: "Little beauty Son, take care of Luo from now on~!"

Unexpectedly, his hand was caught by a big hand in the middle of the journey, and he was shaken around viciously, and the bear man who was killed halfway said with a hideous face: "Take care of me, brother, but next time you will come back!" You have to be careful about touching my body."

Hang Tian Liuzheng was puzzled, and Sen Wu happily extended his hand to introduce: "Mr. Tiantian Liuji, this is our other companion 'Uncle'."

Sen Wu once again pointed to Mr. Jing who looked like Ashura: "This is his stand-in Elf Mr. Jing, but now he is acting as his reincarnator instead of Uncle."

Hang Hang left a look of embarrassment: "Could it be that..."

Sen Wu gloated and patted him on the shoulder: "You are very smart, you are right! Come on."

(Why is it that Xiong Nan and I are still fighting over Xiong Nan's body?) Hang Hang stayed in a state of embarrassment.