I'm an uncle

The next day, in the lounge of Patriarch Ashura.

Zhang Sirui stared dumbfounded at the bed in front of him.

Sen Wu also frowned and looked at the bed.

I saw a lion-headed beast warrior carelessly cross-legged on their 'marriage bed', drinking Senwu's small wine, eating Jingjun's fruit, and casually flipping through Zhang Sirui's precious idle book—the cookbook .

"Ah! Where did you come from? How could you come to someone else's room casually?" Zhang Sirui yelled, wanting to summon the Mirror Warrior.

"Hey, don't you recognize me, you fake bear man? I miss your little lips very much." The lion man shook his head casually, and the fluffy golden hair swayed like a golden thread, making this very imposing The action became a little cute.

Sen Wu was very helpless towards this ally who had only formed an alliance for less than a day. Obviously this person was still very shocked when they broke up yesterday, so why did he regain his energy after a short time.

"Liu Ji every day, even if you are allowed to enter the owner's lounge of Ashura's house because of the alliance, you still give me a little bit." Sen Wu felt sorry for his little wine, which is considered the best.

"Brother Komori, your wine tastes really strange." Aerospace actually still picks and chooses.

"That's medicinal wine for ghost mages to increase the hit rate of spells. It uses the tears of seven ghosts, namely starving ghosts, unjust dead ghosts, angry ghosts, headless ghosts, masked ghosts, water ghosts, and hanged ghosts, plus grass in front of the grave, etc. Wait, it’s not easy to get it. By the way, I just developed this yesterday, and I’m not responsible for any side effects.” Sen Wu said viciously that he wanted to make Aerospace feel sick.

"Ha, that's really good, no wonder the taste is so unique." Hang Hang Liu looked a bit addicted to drinking.

Now Sen Wu is disgusting.

"A Sen, I'm sorry." The uncle suddenly whispered embarrassingly: "I didn't know that was the medicinal wine you made. I saw it in the morning and thought it was fertilizer for watering flowers, so I watered it all out."

Hang Hang felt a chill in his heart, and immediately stopped his hands and asked Zhang Sirui: "Then what's inside now is..."

Zhang Sirui said angrily, "What else could it be? It's the water in the pond outside, but it's just mixed with some dead mosquitoes, fish and insects."

Hang Hangliu was finally disgusted, and immediately turned over and jumped out of bed, scratching with two claws, aiming at Zhang Sirui's neck, ready to strangle it.

Relying on Ashura's small and flexible body, Zhang Sirui moved around in the owner's lounge lightly, and the two performed a wonderful game of cat catching mice or lions catching small fish together.

As for Sen Wu, he just watched the show with a smile on his face, he was just about to make a cup of tea and watch the excitement slowly.

Hang Hang Liu was finally tired from running, he was panting and waiting to think, this uncle is too good at taking advantage of Zhengtai's height, he is almost faster than a monkey, obviously he is tall and big, this bear man is too good at pretending.

Gritting his teeth, Aerospace Liu decided to close the door!Let go of the elves.

"Come out timidly! Go and stop that flea egg that can only move." The lion man shook his head, and a cute stand-in elf emerged from the hair on his head.

This little thing has bright purple hair, skin as smooth as chocolate, light brown, long bangs obliquely covering his right eye, exposed left eye, the corner of the eye is raised, and the eyebrows are light and round. The purple pupils are particularly large, and the eyelashes are a bit curled, giving people a very cute feeling.

It wears a large lavender turban on its head, a gold headdress with a sapphire in the center on the left side of the headband, two gold earrings on its small earlobes, and an animal tooth pendant around its neck.The small vest was opened, revealing her tender chest, with a purple loincloth around her waist, fluffy bloomers on her lower body, and her little feet were wearing upturned pointed leather boots, riding on a flying eyeshadow brush.

Judging from its size, it is similar to Mr. Jing, and it is also the third-class body of a child. The difference is that Mr. Mirror has angel wings, but this stand-in elf has a small scorpion tail.

If Mr. Jing is an angel with a pure and harmless appearance, and Yin Hong is like a rebellious and evil demon, then this newly appeared substitute elf is like a luxurious little prince among the desert peoples.

However, it seemed that the little guy was bullied by Hangtianliu quite badly, and he looked like a little daughter-in-law who was wronged and dared not speak. I saw it timidly said: "It's the master..."

But before Qieqie cast a spell to intercept Zhang Sirui, he heard a cheer, Jingjun emerged from the makeup box in the uncle's arms, and rushed straight to this strange substitute elf.

"Xiao Qi! It's great that you're here!" Mr. Jing was very excited, Xiao Bai's wings fluttered, and he hugged Qie Qi without letting go, shedding white hair all over the ground.

"Ah, it's a small mirror, woo woo, you let go of my neck, I can hardly breathe." Qieqi was pinched by this ignorant mirror gentleman, tears almost came out, a big drop was like a grape Tears swayed in his eyes.

"Concubine?" Zhang Sirui wondered, why did Mr. Jing have a concubine before he became his wife?

"It's timid timidity, not a concubine. This companion is also a classmate of ours in the same training class. He is usually very close to Mr. Jing." Yin Hong, who emerged from Senwu's pocket, looked a little upset.

Sen Wu looked at Yin Hong; "Are you jealous?"

Yin Hong immediately roared: "Jealous, I want to be jealous because of Mao, just because of this brat who doesn't dare to show his air, who is timid and timid when he sees everyone?"

Mori continues his teenage friendship coaching with his underage elves: "I see you as if you're jealous because Jing-kun is close to him."

Yin Hongheixian: "Master, I am a boy, and Mr. Jing is also a boy. Most importantly, Qieqi is also a boy."

Sen Wu squeezed the bright red cheeks: "Of course I know that you are all boys, but your face is so stinky, and your mouth is so pouty. Is this really a jealous face?"

Yin Hong's tears were hard to shed in her heart, and she said to herself, do I have to be like you, when you see other people kissing the uncle, you still look at it with a smile on the side, and prepare the contract by the way, so that you can sell the uncle for a good price at any time?

"Don't think bad things about me, don't you know that Oli people are very sensitive to bad things." Sen Wu continued to happily ravage his own elves. In fact, he wanted to say that Yin Hong looks more pleasing to the eye, and pets are like their owners. ——Except that sometimes he would use his female body to seduce the little crush.

"Hey, we're still in a fight, what's the matter with your elf." Hang Hang left a very dark clue to the little bird who was entangled with his own Qiqie.

Zhang Sirui was also a little annoyed, Mr. Jing didn't see him show up when he ran away just now, so why did he show up when he saw a beautiful boy.

"Mr. Jing, work harder, if they dare to beat us, let's beat them." Zhang Sirui gave the order.

"Xiao Qi, let's temporarily put aside our pure friendship and fight for the master." Jing Jun clenched his fists and swore, and then immediately changed his face and said flatteringly: "However, Xiao Qi, it hurts to hit the body with the fist. Yes, or we don't use too much force, and we will get it."

"Is that so?" Xiao Qi lightly tapped Jun Jing's back.

"Yeah, it's a little lighter and a little heavier."

"Is it okay to be so heavy?"

"Oh, oh, it's a little light again."

"Is it better now?"

"It's okay now, keep going, click on the left and click on the left."

"here?"

"Ah, too far to the right."

Hang Hangliu looked at the obedient Jing Jun who was tricked into helping him knock his back, timidly speechless, how could he be so smart and powerful with such a stupid substitute elf.

But the one in the uncle's house is just the opposite. He is still wondering who is this elf who can only fool around?Sen Wu?

As for Sen Wu...

"I'm envious, do you want to go and play together?" Sen Wu smiled and pointed to the picture of fairy love, which was full of fun, and asked Yin Hong.

"Idiot." Yin Hong continued to smear his face, showing disdain, he really hated Qieqie, he was too stupid, even more stupid than Mr. Jing!

The atmosphere of fighting was gone, and the three masters sat down to discuss the issue of alliance cooperation.

The last time they were hit because of the space flight, they quickly floated home in a piece of paper, and they didn't explain it clearly. Today, they happened to discuss the direction of their cooperation together.

But before the discussion, Aerospace Liu felt that he needed to figure out a problem first.

He timidly rode the eyeshadow brush and flew around in the air, the falling eyeshadow soon formed a translucent screen in the air, and then the player manual left by Aerospace appeared.

Hang Hang pointed to a line of small characters below the 'Game ID: Tiantian Liuji': "What does this 'uncle's concubine' mean?"

"Of course it means that I am the regular wife and you are the concubine." Sen Wu took out the small fan and fanned it comfortably.

"Oh..." Hang Hang left it as if he had suddenly realized, and immediately turned his face again: "You are playing tricks, when did I agree to be a concubine!"

Zhang Sirui also jumped up, regardless of being a short and handsome wife, he grabbed Sen Wu by the collar: "I, I, when did I raise a concubine? Impossible!"

Sen Wuyou leisurely took out a pale yellow cowhide scroll, and said in an aria-like elegant voice: "Thank you Christie, the god of oath, under his glory, yesterday you became partners in the game who lived and died together. Sincerely wish you love, love, sweetness, and grow old together..."

Hang Hang Liu snatched the scroll and took a closer look, it turned out to be the Scroll of the Alliance Keeping Curse signed by himself yesterday: "What the hell did you write on it?! It's just a fraud."

"'Guaranteed to achieve shared property and equal distribution of interests', this is the way of husband and wife. The marriage system in the game absolutely guarantees your interests. However, because of the time sequence, I am a wife and you are a concubine. Second concubine, you come here It's late." Sen Wu's small fan flapped more and more cheerfully.

"The beautiful master must be secretly happy." Xiao Jing sneaked up to Yin Hong and muttered.

"Yeah, it turned out that he was the only one who was ashamed, and now he finally found someone who is even more ashamed than him. Of course he is happy." Yin Hong curled her lips: "No wonder he would rather suffer a little bit and have to take a back."