I'm an uncle

In the gate of crossing, there is such a person called GAMEMASTER - 'game controller', GM for short.

They are responsible for the mission assigned by the game company, travel through various sub-worlds, and hide in the vast sea of ​​people as ordinary disciples.

They may be the publishers of special tasks. They suddenly appeared in front of the disciples and handed over the destined tasks to him, saying: Son, this "× Chrysanthemum Secrets" is a priceless treasure. I think it is destined for you. I will charge you ten G points Pass it on to you.

They may also be mysterious figures that the system has corrected, appearing in front of a monster whose level is ten times lower than the disciples, but whose power is so powerful that it can play them like a ball, kick it away, and then quickly Kick it, flatten it, pack it, carry it away.

They may also be the policemen who maintain public morality in the virtual world. When gangsters in the real world want to use the game world to commit crimes, suddenly the accomplices around them will pull out their weapons with a smile, announcing, "destroy you on behalf of the sun", and then wipe out the gangsters .

They control the development of the main plot of the subworld, maintain the laws of the game world, safeguard the legal rights of players, and provide services and help to the disciples wholeheartedly.

Therefore, if a friend you have known for a long time suddenly tells you that she is a GM, then please don’t be surprised, because GM’s hidden number is not an aborigine in the first place, they are a special kind of immigrant.

Sen Wu hated his teeth itching, didn't he say that there is a clause in the GM rules 'no non-work communication with disciples in the game'?

What happened to this jungle bird who claimed to be GM? Whether Zhang Sirui was in the state of a mirror warrior or the current Patriarch of Ashura, he was always chasing him like a follower, causing Zhang Sirui to die in embarrassment. It looks like there is no place to put it (in fact, half of it is also stared out by Senwu's resentful gaze).

Xiaoniao didn't talk much, but Ai looked at Zhang Sirui in a daze, as if there was some kind of flower on his face.

hateful!The good mood and sense of accomplishment of counting the loot are gone.

Sen Wu shook his palms hard, causing Hang Hang Liu, who was counting the number of G values, to yell, "Take it lightly! The one you squeezed is just a big pearl. It's a good thing, so don't crush it."

Sen Wu stretched out his hand, poured the powder in his hand into the empty crystal bottle on the table, and said with a paralyzed face: "It's just right when it's broken, give it to my sister to make pearl powder."

Hang Hang's eyes lit up, and he just wanted to ask Sen Wu's sister for information, so that he could have a closer look.But think about it, if it is the one that looks very similar to Sen Wu's facial paralysis, it's not interesting to soak it up, and it can scare away his pleasure.

The task of annihilating the fast robbers this time was indeed not in vain, and there were many benefits.

First of all, within an hour of annihilating the Yunliu boss, the system prompts that the Quick Thief Group has disbanded. Suddenly, the building is empty. Recently, at the winner's carve-up meeting, Sen Wu insisted on selling the vacant land to the Huimao clan. The Huimao Wang family left by Aerospace is equivalent to an extra large territory out of thin air. part of the share.

Of course, as a supporter, Brother Long also got a spoil. He is still on the mission of escorting the young master back to his grandma's house, hoping to recover a little more from the mission failure.

Secondly, as expected, the hard work paid off, and Sen Wu found the secret treasure of the fast thief group. One room was full of all kinds of top-quality weapons and equipment, and the other room was filled with golden G-value gold coins. Mori counted all kinds of equipment and weapons that he got, and they seemed to be enough for him to equip an elite team. The combat power level of Ashura's family was obviously raised by 5 or 6 times.

However, among the trophies, there are still one or two pieces, which belong to the type that looks like the best, but no one can understand the actual use and function.

For example, the voodoo doll in Sen Wu's hand now gives people a very Q feeling.It looks very ordinary, and the result of the appraisal shows that it is only a very short sentence.

"'This is a voodoo doll. It can be used for curses. It can be used for an unlimited number of times, but it takes one day to refresh the object to an unused state.'... Isn't this nonsense?" Sen Wu looked at the doll in his hand bitterly. Voodoo doll, spent a high-level identification scroll, but got such a thing, I really want to vomit blood.

"Oh! This is the voodoo doll." Hang Hang rubbed his chin thoughtfully: "It is said that on the ancient earth, some conjurers would put some spell objects into the doll to increase the power of the voodoo doll. Magic. For example, paste photos of the other party, wrap the doll with cloth pieces of the other party’s clothes, or cut slits on the voodoo doll and insert the other party’s hair or nails, etc. Conjurers use red ropes to tightly bind the dolls , while repeating the incantation, and then piercing the puppet with a needle or nail, to achieve the purpose of harming or protecting the other party.”

"Aji, you really know a lot." Zhang Sirui's impression of Aerospace has changed a lot. This narcissist who knows how to fight and pick up beauties all day long, it turns out that he has such a wealth of knowledge.

"Hehe, I discovered it by reading ancient books. For work, I sometimes turn to some strange books, and I will remember them after reading them."

"Then... what's the use of this item? It's really strange." Sen Wu couldn't understand the arrangement of the mastermind of the game server.

"It's just for cursing, try it if you don't believe me." Hang Hangliu shrugged.

Sen Wu really wanted to complain, but seeing the two people on the opposite side were still looking at each other sweetly, the anger in the heart of the 'big lady' became more and more intense.

Since they had money, their owner's lounge finally bought four chairs, but why did Zhang Sirui and Xiaoniao still sit by the bed... like a young couple waiting for a sweet first night in a bridal chamber.

Sen Wu suddenly pushed the chair, and pulled out a handful of hair from Zhang Sirui's head. Zhang Sirui screamed twice, touched it with his hand, and it seemed that a big piece was missing, and he was about to become bald.

"Instead of being puzzled, why don't you just give it a try." As he said, Sen Wu picked out a few strands of Zhang Sirui's hair, stuffed them into the gap of the doll, and tied them with the red string that came with the doll. It was strangled tightly, and a label with the word 'Uncle' was attached.

Then Sen Wu asked Hang Hang Liu: "Aji, what is the spell, do you know?"

"You can make up the spell yourself, but the effect is the same anyway. The key point is to focus. Whether it's a curse or a blessing, concentration is very important. Recite it several times, and then find a needle and insert it into the voodoo doll." Hang Hang recalled .

Zhang Sirui's hairs were all standing up, and he said tremblingly: "Well... don't use me as a real person experiment, in case it works..."

"If you don't try it, how will you know if it will work?" Sen Wu put a pin on the voodoo doll with the word 'Uncle' written on its forehead, and gestured back and forth, making Zhang Sirui feel chills.

Sen Wu thought for a while, then said directly, and said in a slow tone: "Gold doesn't belong to you, silver doesn't belong to you, you will always be poor to the end, bring me hot or cold coins, and the money you drop will be paid by me." Get it." Then he immediately took a nail and stuck it in the body of the voodoo doll.

Zhang Sirui couldn't help shrinking back, feeling a chill on his back.

one second.

two seconds.

three seconds.

Zhang Sirui opened his eyes, but nothing happened.

"I'm not mistaken, why is there no response?" Hang Hang Liu muttered, and took a pin casually, and stuck it on the voodoo doll: "Let me try to stick it too—a man falls in love with you, a woman leaves you, Always a heartthrob, but single to the end."

Zhang Sirui shuddered again: "You guys are too vicious, I didn't offend you."

Hang Hang Liu curled his lips: "I was forced to marry you, and I have to abstain from sex for a long time, so you can abstain from sex with me, unless a man penetrates, haha, I still have a very good conscience."

To their surprise, a small hand immediately took the voodoo doll from Hang Hang Liu's hand, and the little bird went to join in the fun.

I saw him think for a while, and then read: "Please remember if you forget, and forget if you remember, if your lover puts you in the left palm, or if your lover puts you in your right palm, you will be happy." Accept this love and put him in your heart."

"What kind of spell is this?" Zhang Sirui and the three of them looked at each other, feeling like they didn't understand.

"...Picking up the love spell, a poem chanted and sung by the people of Oli when they redeem their lover." Xiaoniao put down the voodoo doll, suddenly looking very lonely.

Zhang Sirui was embarrassed, and said to himself, if this person wants to win back his lover, why is he stabbing the doll with my name on it?

Could it be that he was too polite to be reduced to a voodoo doll who let the monarchs get in on him? He really didn't feel that he had offended these people.

Sen Wu couldn't help but sneer: "Hehe, if you want to sing this kind of lyric poetry, don't mess around with Uncle's voodoo doll, he has nothing to do with you."

Xiaoniao continued to return to Zhang Sirui, blinking: "I just want to let uncle know that I love him very much, please don't give up on me."

Zhang Sirui blushed and danced at a loss: "Uh, um, don't, don't be like this, let's just be ordinary friends, I really don't mean anything to you."

Xiaoniao lowered her head: "...Do you dislike me for being too immature now? I will upgrade as soon as possible and change to a more mature image to be with you."

"But I'm really not interested in you." Zhang Sirui was anxious.

"You and I can be regarded as dew lovers who spent the night together, why were you so interested in me at that time." The bird was purely quibbling.

Zhang Sirui was completely helpless.

The corner of Cui Dian's mouth smiled slightly. Fortunately, he specially asked Li En to find someone for him, artificially creating an adulterous scene, so that he could have reason to rely on Zhang Sirui.

I really want to thank the group that specializes in making this kind of video for people—the Yanzhaomen Dissemination Group.

Sure enough, it is worthy of being a group of talented people who claim to have mastered all the pornographic photos of the aboriginal leaders attacking each other.