I'm an uncle

At this moment, Zhang Sirui suddenly saw Jing Jun ghostly looking in this direction, those squinted black eyes circled around the voodoo doll in Xiaoniao's hand, a greedy green light faintly appeared, and Its slanted mouth also has a tendency to drool.

Unceremoniously, the uncle picked up the feathered little wing on the right side of Mr. Jing: "Little guy, what the hell are you thinking about?"

Like a bird, Mr. Jing was picked up by the uncle, quickly blinked his eyes and pretended to be innocent, and flapped the left wing that was not caught twice as if to please: "Uncle, how dare I lie to you? You have to believe me, I definitely didn't want to find it and use it after you lost it because I knew what it was. Uncle, you must believe me!"

Zhang Sirui seemed to have suddenly realized, and said an exclamation earnestly: "Oh——"

Then he looked back at the others, Sen Wu narrowed his eyes, and also sighed: "Oh——"

Aerospace Liu agreed, and specially dragged out a long sound without panting for 30 seconds: "Oh——"

Cui Dian didn't follow suit, but he deliberately moved the voodoo doll in his hand from his left hand to his right hand, and then from his right hand to his left hand. Jing Jun's gaze also moved from left to right, and then from right to left.

Yin Hong gloated and flapped two demon wings, gracefully floated to a space on the bookshelf in the room, crossed her legs and waited for the good show.

He timidly looked east and west, with an expression of indecision, but after Hang Hangliu gave him a cold look, he suddenly firmly chose to join the 'anti-mirror combination'.

Mr. Jing saw that he couldn't hide it, so he simply denied it: "Hmph! Don't think of me as free labor, I won't say anything, even if you kill me."

"Don't tell me, hehe, it's okay." Sen Wu narrowed his eyes and smiled.

Facts have proved that people who have passed the sixth level of torture are very effective in forcing others to say what they don't want to say.

I saw that Sen Wu was calm, and discussed with Mr. Jing for a while about the various methods of torture from ancient times to the present.

Mr. Jing was weeping, hugged Sen Wu's thigh and trembled: "Master Sen, this doll is called 'controlling doll', it can control the cursed person's body in a very short time, but he still needs one accessory, which is the calming needle. Without this, you can't use dolls to control others."

Sen Wu smiled and patted Mr. Jing's head: "Little mirror, if I knew you had the function of identification, I wouldn't need to buy any identification scrolls. Be good, there should be a lot of unidentified spoils in our Wang family's warehouse." Well, tomorrow I will move a bench for you, and you can squat there and slowly appraise it."

Mr. Jing stammered and said with a mournful face: "My lord, I only got this ability by accidentally swallowing the 'Secret Treasure Wanzong Quanshu' before. Let me go, I don't dare to mess with this baby anymore. Huh Huh, there are so many things in that warehouse, I have identified them all will die."

Sen Wu looked at Mr. Jing with a smile, and then carried forward his spirit of kindness on the outside and ghost inside, and continued to bargain with Mr. Jing. In the end, Mr. Jing agreed with tears. In his spare time to replace the uncle as the head of the house, he completed the identification of 100 pieces per day. The task of the unnamed item is to 'repay the kindness of the queen and the uncle for the fruit'.

Zhang Sirui's black thread, could it be said that the 'evil elf' only has the 'evil mother-in-law' to grind?In contrast, he who can only be led by his own pets is too inferior.

"Uncle, don't be sad. The teachers in our stand-in elf training class in the past are pitiful. Mr. Mingming Jing's grades in all subjects are terrible, but because he is based on the big boss of the game company, no one dares directly He was shot, so I had to arrange for him to take make-up exams again and again. It is said that some teachers who wrote the make-up exam papers were about to collapse, and finally had to directly provide Mr. Jing with 'food supplements', and prescribed a lot of special items and medicinal materials for Mr. Jing, so occasionally mirrored You will have these strange and useless skills, so don't expect too much from him."

You see, even the substitute elves of Queen Mori's family are so sensible and shrewd.

Zhang Sirui regretted it, feeling that he was a bit disheartened, and only Mr. Jing could do such shameless things.

Make up exam?Also supplements?It seems that he must seriously consider the issue of his fate with Mr. Jing, but... Next time, let Mr. Jing swallow that recipe. He probably doesn't have more skills than cooking.

The ancients said that having three wives and four concubines, and hugging left and right are the blessings of Qi people. Zhang Sirui's feeling is: Grandpas are lying!Having more wives is not good at all, and I even feel like I am going to hell.

Obviously, after the mission of the Quick Thieves was completed, Sen Wu specially paid out money to renovate the Patriarch's lounge, raising another level.

But who will tell him, how can there be such overcrowded scenes on the big bed that has more than doubled in size.

Also, why married couples can only choose one bed, otherwise they can ask Asen to directly upgrade to four small single beds.Then the scene in front of you would not appear.

A huge bed, one-fifth of the space sleeps three little stand-in elves hugging each other and snoring, and here again, an orc-headed man who moves around in sleep, to prevent him from falling asleep The "violent behavior" in the movie will accidentally injure the "bedmate", so he has to let him occupy two-fifths of the bed alone.

As for the remaining one-fifth of the berths, Zhang Sirui struggled to survive and breathe in the gap between Senwu and Xiaoniao, and his sleep was full of people choking his neck and holding his chest. , being kicked, being kicked, it was still winter in the vague dream, so cold that he shrank his neck.

After waking up in the middle of the night, Zhang Sirui realized that he had really suffered a terrible situation. Not only was Sen Wu's big arm pinned down his neck, but also a small bird's beautiful leg pinned down his chest, and then he was just kicked by Sen Wu's big foot. , Immediately, Xiaoniao's foot kicked Zhang Sirui out of bed again.

Zhang Sirui was woken up by being frozen alive.

God knows why the temperature at night in this game is as cold as in real winter.

Zhang Sirui sighed, he didn't expect the domineering trio on the bed to take the initiative to give him a quilt, so he got the emergency clothes in the space ring (the last time he came back, Senwu distributed a dozen clothes to the uncle) and folded it Well, then continue to sleep on your head.

Thinking about the time since his sister came home from school, Zhang Sirui decided to leave a message for the three and quickly ended the game offline.

Zhang Sirui came out of the game cabin, blinked and returned to his ordinary and boring real life.

In this life, he is an unemployed housewife who stays at home as a "Sister-in-law Ma". He quickly prepares the evening meal, puts it in the incubator, and immediately starts to do nothing again.

When his younger sister didn't come back, Zhang Sirui saw how much time was left, and decided on a whim to take the initiative to take his younger sister home to cultivate their brother-sister relationship. Of course, he was also a little worried about that dead boy yesterday.

This ordinary decision silently took his life one step further in a strange direction, life is just so wonderful.

Yes, if the uncle hadn’t woken up from the cold, he wouldn’t have gone off the assembly line so early; if Zhang Sirui hadn’t gone off the assembly line so early, he wouldn’t have made dinner so quickly; He would not suddenly want to pick up his sister home; if he hadn't picked up his sister home, he wouldn't have found his sister entangled with a man when he passed by a dark alley, and there wouldn't have been that angry brother committing murder in the street scenario.

Basically, anyone who sees his little girl lying on another man's crotch, doesn't moan with pain, or the quasi-pervert growls, 'You move your head too', 'How can you get out if your head doesn't move? Hurry up. ’ Words like this can make nine out of ten people think of Huobian.

Anyway, Zhang Sirui's brain was seriously congested, and he was completely stunned. It was almost his body. He rushed up and he was right. This kick can kill.

It was also fortunate that he had no internal strength. Zhang Sirui couldn't help but secretly rejoice that he was merciful and didn't kick the other party to death after learning the truth not long ago, otherwise it would be really difficult to explain to the other party's parents.

But he kicked the little boy badly, and he vomited blood and passed out on the spot.

Outside the emergency room, there are usually family members of patients waiting anxiously, but today's is a little bit special.

I heard a small girl constantly scolding the big young man next to him who lowered his head almost to the floor.

Zhang Fo'er complained, she was so anxious to death just now, but she was still angry after touching Senba's nose: "Uncle! Please wait and see if the next time you play a hero next time, if this really kicks people to death, we Zhang The family has to be responsible, don't just disappear for 12 years for me, and then disappear for decades later."

"How do I know what you two were doing in the dark alley?" Zhang Sirui muttered softly.

Zhang Fu'er raised his eyebrows: "When I bent down to tie my shoelaces, my hair was caught by the zipper of Xiaoba's clothes. The posture was so awkward, so the two of us hid in the alley and quickly untied it. Who knew that the more anxious I was, the more I couldn't get it off. I'm still here. I was hesitant to cut off my hair, but you are good, kicked Xiaoba and vomited blood, and even my hair was pulled and broken. I haven't asked you to pay for my hair yet!"

Zhang Sirui was dejected: "I know, it's all my fault."

Zhang Fo'er looked at his brother's sullen face, and suddenly felt that he was quite pitiful, and, to be honest, the way he flew his legs just now was quite handsome, so he couldn't help but feel a little moved.

She hesitated for a while, and stroked her brother's fluffy hair casually: "Uncle, don't be impulsive next time, your sister and I have survived for so many years, and I will protect myself."

Zhang Sirui was very moved when she suddenly heard her calling herself 'your sister and me'. He looked up at Zhang Foer's messy hair, one side was broken and a little shorter. I broke."

Zhang Fo'er sighed heavily: "Oh, it's rare that I have a bit of a feminine look. This is the hair, and I have been reluctant to cut it off. Now I have to go for a haircut."

Zhang Sirui smiled slightly: "Xiao Si was very cute when he was young, so when I saw you just a few days ago, I was shocked. I really didn't expect my sister to be so beautiful now."

Zhang Fo'er blushed a little, and hid it in a panic: "Uncle, uncle...you caused me to cut my hair, so you have to pay me. Um... just let you bring me an extra lunch box every day, ah, let me tell you You, a transfer student came here today, he likes to eat your lunch box very much, he also said that he wants to buy it every day... Well, I want to eat your lunch box every day, or, uncle, you can make one more in the future, and I will take it later Give it to friends."

Zhang Sirui said with a smile: "Okay, there is no difference between making one and making two. Let me know in advance if you want to eat, and I will make them for you to bring."

Zhang Fo'er smiled happily: "Thank you, uncle! Ah, why hasn't it been dealt with inside? Xiaoba will be fine."

"Well, I won't die, at most two ribs will be broken, I am... not so lethal now." Zhang Sirui pondered for a while, and said such words to comfort his sister.

Zhang Foer's black line: "Uncle, do you know what Xiaoba's family does?"

Zhang Sirui shook his head: "From the underworld?"

Zhang Fu'er sighed greatly: "His parents are entertainers, and they are often away from home, so it's easy to deal with. But their family business is taken care of by the eldest brother. I heard that the eldest brother helped his grandparents take care of the business since he was very young. He is very powerful." Yes, it’s very defensive. Uncle, when the elder brother comes to settle accounts with us, you have to admit your mistake, this time it’s really your fault.”

Zhang Sirui nodded: "I will, I didn't think carefully."

Zhang Fu'er sighed: "Then just wait, I hope it's not really that big man coming over, alas."

Sitting on the aircraft, Sen Wu felt very tight in his chest. Didn't he just push many of the company's affairs to his second son, Sen Lu, under the pretense of being "addicted to" games these days.

This can be regarded as a good thing for Senlu to get in touch with the senior management of the company earlier. It is definitely not because he is angry with his younger brother and wants to retaliate.

Yes, it's definitely not that he will take revenge.

But Senlu didn't have to go to his office to interrupt the game he was having fun with the ear-hook miniature game connector, and said coldly: "If you take another vacation, a brother doesn't have a vacation. Go and see What's up, little brother?"

Looking at Senlu's pale face and bloodshot eyes, he looked like he hadn't slept well for three days.

Sen Wu felt a little guilty, and he was really worried about what happened to his younger brother.Hurry up and turn off the game, and take the car to the city center hospital to check on my brother.

"Where did you come from, you dare to hit my younger brother? Hmph! Make him look good." Sen Wu squinted his eyes and looked ahead, already planning various ways to vent his anger for his younger brother.

Zhang Sirui felt cold for no reason, and sighed in his heart: Oh, today is really not peaceful, I hope everyone is okay.