I'm an uncle

When Zhang Sirui returned to the game, he was cooking-eating-cooking-eating very quickly.

After working as a breeder for a few days, he fed the three of Sen Wu and the others to their fullest. Finally, one day, Zhang Sirui stayed in the castle all day, either making this food or cooking that dish, and was only busy when he went out. The life of finding ingredients has created a big question.

"That... we don't level up, we don't fight monsters, and we don't have urban or national wars. Doesn't it mean that we have a big task to do soon? Is it really okay to live such a peaceful and leisurely life?" Zhang Sirui couldn't help but He raised his own doubts.

"Who says we're not fighting? I'm in a trade war here every day, and I'm so busy." Queen Mori waved her hands busily, continuing to eat the three cups of chicken wings that she had recently fallen in love with.

"I didn't fight monsters, and I never stopped fighting. Now that guy Otis fights with me three times a day. If you have comprehension in internal duels, you can also improve your fighting ability. Besides, the experience points pursued by the disciples are very important to our Wang family's reincarnation. It’s useless for those who don’t. Hehe, besides, I still have to fight in bed every night~” The lion-headed man Hangtian Liu shook his head, drooled with his chin in his hands, and didn’t know it was because of the delicious food in front of him. It was still the romantic encounter in my fantasy tonight, and then I suddenly thought of it and said: "By the way, the time I use as a substitute samurai has been extended to five hours a day. Hehe, my goal is once a night, once a night!"

"Qieqie also works hard. When the master is not going to pick up beauties, I will go to the clan for him to train. Many beast warriors have been upgraded, and many elites have been born." Qieqie carefully held a cherry and bit it. eat.

"Uncle, we are not leisurely. Your daily transformation time has been extended, and our shift time has also become longer. However, Queen Mori recently brought us a lot of upgrade stones, and our abilities have been strengthened after eating them." " Xiao Jing looked at a plate of dragon fruit salad greedily, drooled for a long time, and then, under the warning eyes of Queen Mori, turned her head reluctantly, and asked Yin Hong angrily: "Hong Hong seems to have an extra ability. , Right, show it up for everyone to see."

Yin Hong knocked on the small mirror with a big head: "If you didn't have a strong partial eclipse, you always ate fruits until you were full, and didn't eat upgrade stones when you couldn't empty your stomach, you should have reached the second-level substitute elf long ago! "

The little mirror was knocked on the forehead, teardrops were in the pain, flapped its shaved wings, and rushed towards Zhang Sirui's direction: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon-hong."

Zhang Sirui was a little moved when he saw the little guy rushing to act like a baby. This little mirror, which he was not familiar with, knew that he had chased after someone else's beautiful master to show his hospitality. It seemed that this time when he encountered difficulties, he finally remembered who his master was from.

Zhang Sirui opened his arms to catch the flying mirror, but he saw that the mirror twisted in mid-air, and went straight to Queen Mori who was eating chicken legs at the table behind him.The uncle is embarrassing, completely grayed out, the system must have mistakenly matched him with this little thing, such a little traitor who eats inside and out.

It's a pity that traitors have never ended well since ancient times. Mr. Jing was about to fly over, when he saw Sen Wu casually waved a few leftover chicken wing bones, and wiped Mr. Jing's scalp obliquely. Its few golden hairs were inserted into the opposite wall with the strong wind.

The little mirror froze in mid-air for a while, and after flapping its wings twice like a cramp, it finally stopped, and the poor little guy fell headfirst.

Zhang Sirui had quick hands and quick eyes, and picked up his stand-in elf before his head hit the ground.

"Uncle, it's so scary, woo woo woo, let's change the mistress, this one is too fierce." Jing Jun's face turned blue, and he opened his eyes and murmured.

Zhang Sirui didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he touched Mr. Jing's forehead and hugged it in his arms: "Little guy, don't talk nonsense, A Sen will be angry."

Mr. Jing felt very comfortable in Zhang Sirui's arms. This man's embrace was warm, and he had a very comfortable natural body odor. Like his people, he had an ordinary but reassuring feeling.

(It's just that the breast meat is a little hard.) The little mirror secretly pinched the muscles of Zhang Sirui's chest, and sucked his nose.

Zhang Sirui was a little embarrassed by it, this little pervert is just an ADHD elf.

Suddenly, Yin Hong flapped the little devil's wings and flew over, strangled Jing Jun's hair vigorously, and pulled it out.

"It hurts to death! Honghong, what are you doing!" Jing Jun yelled in pain, but Yin Hong still didn't speak, and continued to yank it with her blushing face.

So in order to prevent the tragedy of the second mother taking the child, Zhang Sirui had no choice but to let go.

The little mirror was dragged into the air by Yin Hong and turned somersaults, covered her scalp and yelled, "It hurts, hurts, hurts, don't wear it, Hong Hong, you bully me!"

Yin Hong curled her lips, turned her head to look out the window, and said bluntly, "Hmph, for an adult elf to pretend to be cute, you are too wretched, you are simply broken We stand in for the elves."

Flying over timidly, he touched Mr. Jing's tortured head: "Is the little mirror okay, just touch it and it will be fine."

Mr. Jing closed his eyes twice, looked up at Qieqie: "Honghong actually said that I pretend to be cute, it's too much, right?"

Qieqie nodded seriously: "Yes, the little mirror is very cute."

Mr. Jing narrowed his eyes with a smile, but was shocked by Qieqi's last sentence, because Qieqi immediately said: "But the little mirror is sometimes rather wretched."

Mr. Jing finally turned gray like Uncle.

"You guys are really enjoying yourself leisurely." His Royal Highness Xiao Cui walked in from the door, smiled and snuggled up to the uncle, and threw out the small mirror that fell beside him...

The poor little mirror dangled the mosquito coil and fell to the ground outside, like a dying... sparrow?

Sen Wu narrowed his eyes and said with a smile on his face, "Isn't that recharging your energy and recharging your energy, waiting for you, the GM, to give you a big task. Why, there is news from above?"

Sen Wu suddenly raised his voice and said, "Uncle, I want an extra meal. Give me another pair of chicken wings."

Just as Zhang Sirui promised to get up, His Royal Highness Xiao Cui smiled and said, "Did the uncle come up with a new trick? It just so happens that I'm hungry, so bring me something to eat too."

Sen Wu said angrily: "Didn't you listen to me, I want a 'pair' of chicken wings, there should be only one pair left, not for you."

His Highness Xiao Cui blinked: "That's a pity. I'm impatient. When I'm hungry, I get dizzy. When I get dizzy, I have a bad memory and tend to forget things. When I forget things, huh? The boss just said something to me, I can't remember."

Sen Wu tightly held the chicken bones in his hand, finally defeated by the desire to get the task reminder, growled: "Uncle, let him eat! Feed him." Then he bit the chicken wing bone viciously , and even chewed a few notes, spitting out the bone dregs that had been chewed into pieces.

His Highness Xiao Cui smiled, and after slowly, slowly, slowly tasting the last pair of three-cup chicken wings, he put down his chopsticks in satisfaction, and said to Zhang Sirui and the others who couldn't wait: "Everyone, the official start time of this mission is After seven game days, however, before starting the mission, you must first find the aborigines who issued the mission, so you must complete this condition within seven game days before you are eligible to accept the mission."

"Ah? Then what's the hint? We can't just let us go around like this?" Zhang Sirui scratched his head in distress.

Sen Wu and Hang Hang Liu nodded in agreement with Zhang Sirui's statement. If you fumble around for such a big Oli's Gate, you won't be able to find any missions to release aborigines in seven years, let alone seven game days.

His Highness Xiao Cui wiped his lips gracefully with a tissue: "There are three clues: one is the vaginal teeth, the other is the pornographic door, and the third is the bronze hug."

The lounge fell silent, and everyone bowed their heads in unison to think. His Highness Xiao Cui was actually very conflicted. He hoped that they could find clues to accept the mission, but he didn't want them to successfully complete the mission to get the final 'reward'.

His Highness Xiao Cui looked at Zhang Sirui helplessly. He knew that this man had an adventurous heart, so why did God let him join the Aoli Gate and become the reincarnation of the royal family? Could it be God's will?

Sen Wu suddenly loosened his brows, as if thinking of something: "Bronze hug, I think I know this clue."

Everyone looked at him in unison, and Sen Wu said word by word: ""The Beauty of Il", do you know this story?"

Zhang Sirui shook his head obediently, um, well, he admits that he is a rough person.

Guessing the first clue, Sen Wu was also very excited, and it was rare for him to patiently explain to everyone present: "This is an ancient short story, which narrates such a story. In ancient times before the earth was agreed by the alliance, there were Farmers in this place dug up an ancient bronze statue when digging dead olive trees. It was a statue of Venus, very beautiful, but it brought bad luck to those who hurt her. People found a sentence on the base of the statue Inscription: Don't play tricks with love, love is dangerous. A careless groom, for convenience, put the wedding ring that he was going to give to the bride, which symbolized the love between the two, on the god of bad luck when he was playing tennis finger, and then forgot about it. He didn't think about it until he was about to put the ring on the bride during the wedding. When the groom ran to the tennis court, he found that Beauty's hand was shaking - she accepted the groom's wedding ring .The story ends with the statue breaking into the house on the wedding night and wrapping her bronze arms around the groom until he suffocated."

Hang Hang Liu nodded: "I've read this story, um, the sad bridegroom was forced to pack up and go back to heaven after being a virgin, it's so pitiful."

The people present unanimously agreed with the black line, and Sen Wu even replied bluntly: "Are you thinking in the following way?"

Hang Hang Liu said with a smile: "I don't like the bottom, do you want me to eat it for you?"

Sen Wu tremblingly pulled out his black leather whip, Zhang Sirui grabbed him, and heard Queen Sen go crazy: "Let me go, I want to whip this guy, I have to draw a nine-square grid on his back, let this guy Long brains!"