I'm an uncle

"If you dare to whip me, I won't tell you what 'yin teeth' are." Hang Hangliu was satisfied to see Sen Wu's state of madness turn to wanting to be mad but unable to be mad, and finally he could only scratch his claws resentfully On the table, fingernails were scratching on the wooden tabletop, making a harsh 'creak, creak' sound.

"Your master is very knowledgeable and talented. He actually knows what 'yin teeth' are." Jing Jun said to Qieqie.

Qieqi bowed her head in embarrassment, blushing, and murmured: "The owner of the little mirror is also very powerful, the dishes he cooks are very delicious, and he is also very good at fighting."

"Hey, my uncle is a rice cook who can fight." Jun Jing grinned and said happily.

Qieqi was very worried: "Little mirror, you can't say that about your master, he will be unhappy."

Mr. Jing waved his hand as if nothing had happened: "It's okay. My uncle has a good temper. You can bully him in any way. If you encounter this kind of situation, if you don't bully him, you will be sorry for yourself. So, my principle is 'There are cheap things. Don't take advantage of the bastard', if you can bully, don't bully, it's not my style."

"...Little Mirror, your master..." Timidly tried to interrupt Mr. Jing, but Mr. Jing was still talking and didn't notice at all.

"You have to learn from me. We are all principled substitute spirits. Don't be like Yin Hong, who is sent around by his master all day long. He is as tired as a cow. What is meant by a 'master' is that you can take care of him. People who do things..."

"So that's it, Little Mirror, you are really amazing."

"That is, who am I, the elite who passed the exam three times in the first substitute elf training class, the elite among elves." Jing Jun was complacent, stretched out a big hand, and pinched his wings Just like catching a chicken, he was imprisoned, and then Zhang Sirui's magnified face appeared in front of Jing Jun.

"...What I just wanted to say is...your master is behind you..." After finishing speaking in a weak tone, Qiyong immediately rode the eyeshadow brush, and swished into the hair on Hang Hang's head.

(Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L L L L

"The so-called elites can pass the exam in just one pass, you idiot." Zhang Sirui's expression was not good, but his tone was calm, but Jing Jun was trembling in cold sweat when he heard it.

Mr. Jing tried to pat his wings to show his cuteness, but he was pinched so that he couldn't even move the tip of his wings.

"A Sen, before this mission, I'll make some raw fried pork jerky and take it with you, everyone can satisfy your hunger on the road." Zhang Sirui suddenly said to Sen Wu with a smile.

"The method is very simple. First find a bird with wings and kill it. In order to prevent the incision from being too large and affect the appearance, we cut a small incision on its neck and let it bleed slowly. Although the bird will It’s painful, but the muscles tightened due to the pain will make it chewy, so that the meat will be more delicious.” Zhang Sirui put his cold hand on Jing Jun’s neck and touched it, Jing Jun sweated.

"After bleeding, start plucking and peeling. By the way, the plucked feathers can be used as cushions, which can be regarded as waste utilization. Bird skins, it's good to make a small lantern or something." Zhang Sirui stroked Mr. Jing with his hand The smooth skin on the cheeks, the hand holding the wings also used a little strength, and Jing Jun was sweating profusely.

"Next, open the abdomen, remove the internal organs, cut a small incision from the chest, take out the trachea, esophagus, and food bag, cut off the little claws with no flesh, soak them in cold water for half an hour to an hour, and soak up the remaining blood Then drain it." Zhang Sirui grinned, followed his words, moved his finger from Mr. Jing's abdomen to his chest, and then pinched Mr. Jing's small chest and those two trembling thighs, Mr. Jing was sweating with tears.

"Next, pick up the oil pan, put the raw meat in the oil pan, fry and fry, and watch the tender meat turn into a light golden brown, add broth, salt, seasoning wine and seasonings until the soup When it's dry, spread a layer of sweet soy sauce evenly while it's hot. This way, the meat will turn a beautiful red color." Zhang Sirui smiled strangely, Jing Jun's tears had flowed into two wide noodles.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouncle."

"What's the big one, what's the uncle, the wind is too strong, I didn't hear it." Zhang Sirui continued to grind and grind on Mr. Jing's small neck with his fingertips.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"

Zhang Sirui touched Mr. Jing's head in satisfaction, and looked back...

"You don't need to hide so far away, Mr. Jing and I were joking." Zhang Sirui's head was full of black lines, he looked around, why did everyone else hide behind the table?

"Ahem, what the heck, beating is kissing or scolding or love, don't take offense at what offended you in the past." Sen Wu smiled like a flower on his face, and his mouth became a lot sweeter.

"Haha, the master is really courageous, I fell in love with you again~" Hang Hang liu squirmed and faked his voice and rolled his eyes, he really thought he was the second concubine of Zhang Sirui's family.

Zhang Sirui still didn't understand, what medicine did these two people take today?He was stunned, loosened his hand, and Mr. Jing clicked, and fell into the small puddle below where his tears flowed, turning into a freshly soaked chicken.

As for His Royal Highness Xiao Cui...

"Is it necessary for him to laugh like that? He's leaning against the wall." Zhang Sirui was deeply shocked.

Sen Wu patted him on the shoulder and said, "Forgive this kid, he must not have laughed in 800 years, we have to be considerate of those with facial paralysis."

"Oh~ It turns out that the handsome guy laughed wildly, and he had to hide in the corner and snigger with his back to the wall. I learned a trick." Hang Hang put up a pergola and looked at the laughing little bird.

"Hahahaha, you... you are still... haha... like this..." His Royal Highness Xiao Cui felt very happy.

In my memory, this person is like this, he usually looks weak and easy to bully, but once he is bullied severely, his way of revenge is definitely very personal.

For example, when Zhang Sirui had a secret relationship with His Royal Highness Xiao Cui in Aoli Xing, when His Royal Highness Xiao Cui's friends and brothers found out, they thought he was a toad who ate swan meat, Zhang Sirui was secretly bullied by them very badly.

However, later His Royal Highness Xiao Cui invited them to come to his house for dinner. The uncle made a dark cooking feast without changing his expression. Dead head bread with white eyes, gray complexion, and blood spitting out the mouth. As for the only food that can be eaten by people, it is actually a special product of the earth-toad meat.

His Royal Highness Xiao Cui thought of those self-proclaimed friends, they all showed twitching faces during that rare reunion, and he couldn't help laughing.

The more he recalled His Highness Xiao Cui, the more he laughed. Gradually, tears rolled down his cheeks.

The uncle used to be his living treasure, but fortunately he has lost it now, but he doesn't know what their fate will be in the future.

Thinking of his father's order and his own mission, His Royal Highness Cui Fei felt a little uneasy in his heart. His fingers couldn't help but pierced into his palm.

"You love music too much. It's so funny."

Zhang Sirui's voice came from above his head, His Royal Highness Xiao Cui looked up and saw Zhang Sirui reaching out to help him up, he smiled, stretched out to hold the uncle's hand: "It's okay, it will be fine, I promise."

Seeing Zhang Sirui's bewildered expression, His Royal Highness Xiao Cui smiled.

"He's discharging." Hang Hang looked at Xiaoniao, and enviously looked at the object of the discharge of the bird—an uncle.

"He's in heat." Sen Wu grunted and stared at the uncle who was blushing because of Xiaoniao's smile.

"He's jealous." Yin Hong didn't learn the lesson from Qieqi and Xiaojing at all, pointed at Sen Wu to Qieqi and Xiaojing, said such a sentence casually, and was immediately slapped down by Senwu, and she fell in love with the puddle. Jing Jun, who just climbed out, rolled into a ball.

Shrinking back timidly, he continued to burrow into his master's warm hair, thinking: (It's hard to be a human being, and it's even harder to be a stand-in elf. For safety's sake, keep a low profile.)

After everyone regained their composure, they sat back at the round table in the lounge and continued to study the hints for this mission.

But after listening to Hang Hang Liu's explanation about the vaginal teeth, all the men present felt a little chilly down there.

"Women are terrible! Do we have to find this kind of monster-like woman?" Zhang Sirui was a little dazed when he heard that.

"How do you find it? Is it like the gentleman who invited the dancer at the ball, walked up to the women and said, miss, please show us under your skirt, you will definitely be hacked to death by the women." Sen Wu said coldly , He looked at His Highness Xiao Cui who was as if nothing had happened, he knew that the task given by the GM would not be too simple, but why are these reminders so BT, who would have thought of the reminder, it is too wretched.

Hang Hangliu sighed: "I'm so handsome and young, you tell me to tell the women, don't you send sheep to the tiger's mouth, I will die from exhaustion. You must know that the women nowadays are too tough. How dare you Reject her outright and be discredited by those women's groups tomorrow."

"I think you have more than enough heart but not enough energy." Sen Wu threw it over with a cold retort.

"Who said that! I'm a famous seven-time man!" Hang Hangliu was quite dissatisfied with others questioning his ability in certain aspects.

"One night seven times, let's say 5 minutes each time, it's not worth showing off." Mori continued to complain.

"No, my master is very powerful." Qieqie suddenly stood up to defend the master: "One night, before I wanted to go to bed, I saw the master shaking a woman in his arms. When I woke up, I found him It was still shaking, I looked at the time, and it turned out to be the night of the next day."

Hang Hang Liu triumphantly touched the little head of his stand-in elf, and said to himself, the little guy spoke well, and he is really embarrassing for our family.

However, Qieqie thought about it, and suddenly smiled embarrassedly, and changed her words: "Ah, I remembered, the next night the master's shaking partner seems to have a dick, it should be a boy."

Sen Wu and Zhang Sirui present, including the two elves in their family, looked at Hang Hang Liu with contempt - this unscrupulous WSN.

The corner of Hang Hang Liu's mouth twitched: "What are you looking at, haven't you seen a popular handsome guy?"

Zhang Sirui thought for a while and said, "My friend, any object that is overused will be scrapped prematurely, so please take care."

Sen Wu said leisurely: "Aliu, it's a waste of your youthful milk. You might as well entrust me with carte blanche to help you sell sperm as an agency. You should be able to make a lot of money."

If it wasn't for being stimulated by the uncle just now, he didn't have the guts to bully him, and Queen Mori's whip was too powerful. In the end, he didn't know who would train who would bully Sen Wu, and Hang Hang would like to bite these two people.

So what does this 'female tooth' hint mean?Everyone returned to the state of contemplation.

"Are you looking for a woman with vaginal teeth?" Sen Wu asked, but His Royal Highness Xiao Cui drank tea and ignored him.

"Still looking for a man with pubic teeth?" Hang Hang's thinking was as broad as his hunting scope, but His Royal Highness Xiao Cui still ignored him.

"Or, let's put this tip aside and think about another tip." Zhang Sirui said, "For example, the second tip—Pornographic?"

"Ah! I know this too!" Hang Hangliu's eyes lit up suddenly, and his mouth parted: "It's the pornographic group, commonly known as the pornographic group."