I'm an uncle

"Fala Fara Fara~"

Right behind Aerospace and them who were in dispute, a bright light flashed.

"Let me tell you, Aliu, did you hear any strange incantation sounds, like Farafala~?" Amakusa Shilang asked Hangtianliu suspiciously.

Hang Hang Liu kept his posture motionless, and said to him seriously: "You are hallucinating."

Amakusa Shi Lang just wanted to turn back, Hang Hang Liu shouted: "Don't move! Don't move, you know, in those ghost movies, horror movies, and thrillers, the first person to die is often a person like you who turns back without authorization. "

Before the words fell, Hang Hang Liu let out a muffled snort, and his body flew out with a strong force.When he knocked down N big trees with a heavy blow, and fell into the bushes, he brought out a lingering mist of dust.

"...Even if I don't look back, I'll still be flat, you pervert." A muscular young man came forward step by step, wearing a gray samurai uniform, holding two pitch-black medium-sized swords in both hands. .

Amakusa Shi Lang looked up at the swordsman who brushed past him and walked slowly with his sword in hand.

"This is the gift God of War gave us to the Ashura Royal Family - the God of War Puppet King. I guarantee that there will be absolutely no suspicious person."

Amakusa Shi Lang lowered his head and stared at the speaker, and slowly replied: "Generally speaking, people who make such guarantees are themselves very suspicious."

At this moment, Chong Ashura, who was possessed by the small mirror, took two steps back in fright, and thought in fear—that's amazing, as expected of the boss of Yanzhaomen, could it be that he was exposed?

"Little thing." Amakusa Shi Lang hugged the small mirror intimately, half-covering his mouth and asking him gossip: "Who is the handsome Gege who came from behind? He is so handsome."

Little Mirror didn't move his mind, and said directly: "It's my third aunt."

Amakusa Shi Lang turned gray in an instant, knelt down to support the tree and muttered to himself: "Why can't I find such a good man, why does such a little Douding have such a handsome third concubine, has this world become so corrupted?" ? It's not fair..."

At this time, a hand gently patted his shoulder, and the man's comforting words floated over: "Don't be sad, there is me, my arms are always open to you."

Amakusa Shi Lang's heart skipped a beat, and when he looked back, he saw a handsome man with a bruised nose, a bloody head, and ragged clothes.

"...Forget it, we'll talk about it when you come back from plastic surgery, Mr. Liuji." Amakusa Shi Lang calmly slapped off a certain wolf's paw like dusting it off.

"Oh, what a ruthless little shou, well, I was beaten and my face was broken, and I was eaten and eaten. Mr. Amakusa, who saw a good show over there, should keep his promise and give We have some hints." The disfigured Hangtianliu rubbed his hands like a profiteer, with a flattering face.

Amakusa Shilang squinted his eyes slightly, glanced at a certain boss behind him, sighed slightly, leaned on the willow tree by the lake, and said, "Okay, tell me what you want to hear. I will do my best to tell Yours."

His Highness Xiao Cui turned his head to look at the sky, the sky was about to change.

No one seems to be able to stop this rain.

"Pinus?"

"Hmm."

"Pornographic door?"

"uh-huh."

"Bronze embrace?"

"Yep."

Amakusa Shi Lang sighed: "You really don't worry about me, you actually told me all the important mission clues, and you are not afraid of me leaking them?"

Hang Hang Liu grinned: "This mission tip is useful to us and a small number of people, even if you leak it, it doesn't matter too much. Besides, Shi Lang, your personal taste and integrity are still very good, and I trust you."

"...You look even more like a ghost when you smile, stay away from me." Amakusa Shi Lang unceremoniously disliked a certain man who was grinning with blood on his face.

Hang Hang Liu was deeply hurt, holding his heart and crying: "Ah, this person is so heartless, he actually called his old lover a ghost."

"It's an ex-lover or an old lover. An old lover can't be considered." Amakusa Shi Lang didn't leave space for Aerospace at all.

"Actually, it's not very ghost-like." Little Mirror rubbed his chin in a contemplative state, and said seriously, "I think it's more like a lingering ghost after a failed plastic surgery."

"...the difference between ghosts and ghosts is fundamental." Aerospace left embarrassing.

"Where is it, I think ghosts are more oriental, and ghosts are more like Western legends." Little Mirror's serious explanation will only make Hang Hang stay more embarrassing.

"Actually, I think...Aliu's look looks like a bloody car accident victim." Even Zhang Sirui, who is usually kind and kind, joked about Aerospace Liu.

"The perpetrator is not qualified to point fingers!" Hang Hangliu was furious, his current miserable appearance was due to Zhang Sirui's words, although there was really no expression like "I'm angry" on his deformed face.

"Actually, it doesn't matter even if you leak it." Cui Dian was beside the old god: "The important thing is not the reminder, but the choice."

Hang Hang Liu also smiled, and said, "That's right, games, of course, the more people there are, the more fun it is, and I don't mind other people knowing that if someone gets ahead of you, let's snatch it back."

"You're a bandit logic." Amakusa Shi Lang's mouth twitched. This group of people were too confident in their strength, and everyone had no sense of tension.

"Forget it, it's your task anyway, I don't care about it, well, let me think about it..." Amakusa Shi Lang closed his eyes and searched his memory, and opened his eyes after a while: "By the way, there is a popular gossip event, which is very suitable. These hints you said."

Zhang Sirui and Hangtianliu looked at each other - there is a door!

"You know that in the early days of the opening of the Auli Gate, people often lamented the beauty, high intelligence, and aloof nationality of the aborigines of the Auli Gate on the largest disciple forum. No matter men or women, it was very difficult to catch up with them, which made the disciples I can only imagine how to get the favor of the aborigines."

Zhang Sirui squinted at Aerospace Song, it seems that this pervert often flirts with the Oli beauty of his royal family.

The little mirror and the small speaker reminded him in his mind: ("Uncle, the second aunt is an exception. He has the status of a reincarnation of the Wang family, and half of his status is an aboriginal by default, and he is still your second aunt. The favorability among the residents is particularly high.”)

("Then we can't just let him harm our Aoli beauty. Why can't our Aoli beauty see the nature of this pervert.") Zhang Sirui was indignant.

("Hey, although in the world of Oli, there is monogamy and polygamy, some royal families still have polyandry. Besides, you have married three people, so you are qualified to say that the second concubine Something.") The little mirror smiled strangely in the uncle's mind: ("Why don't we play tricks next time, and give the second aunt too much trouble.")

Aerospace stayed in the cold for a while, and was still thinking, is it because the place near the lake is particularly cold here.He didn't even realize that it was some two bad eyesight that made him shiver.

"Occasionally, someone will post the story of their unrequited love on the Internet, and there will be unscrupulous YY articles and so on. However, the most sensational thing is that someone posted the beginning of such a video on the forum. Do you want to watch it?" Amakusa Shi Lang said Finished, hehe laughed, paused deliberately, to whet Zhang Sirui's appetite.

The three had no choice but to nod tacitly. His Royal Highness Cui watched from the side, feeling very interesting. Amakusa Shilang was like hanging a carrot in front of the three little donkeys, and then asked them if they wanted it. Zhang Sirui and the others thought If you want, naturally you have to obediently follow him and let him be at his mercy.

Sure enough, Amakusa Shi Lang gave a nasty smile: "Okay then, everyone will come to our pornographic photo dissemination group later, it's just the end of the year, and I plan to take some photo calendars and sell them to customers as gifts for the anniversary, my request is also It’s not too high, everyone will take a group of celestial photos and use them as our material.”

The three stupid donkeys were all embarrassed.

Zhang Sirui asked Hang Hangliu cautiously: "What do you mean by astrophotograph? Could it mean what I think?"

Aerospace Liu replied seriously: "The celestial body refers to the 'natural body' or 'natural body', which used to mean the human body without any cover."

The lion man finally put down his haughty head, bowed his head and begged for mercy: "Shi Lang, for the sake of the past, at least spare me a pair of shorts."

Amakusa Shi Lang saw that a certain man behind the three secretly pointed at the man with a heart and made a gesture of letting go, then secretly pointed at the puppet king and the aborigines, shook his finger, and made a gesture of cutting his neck at him.

Amakusa Shi Lang felt a chill down his spine, so he had no choice but to give up on those two pranks, and simply vented his anger on the unlucky playboy: "Well, for the sake of past affection, I'll give you a discount."

Just as Hang Hang Liu was about to be happy, Amakusa Shi Lang pointed to the two next to him: "These two will be spared, and I will take one for you. Anyway, you are so popular, and the calendar will definitely sell well. As for the shorts, I can spare you." Wear it, but it has to be provided by us."

Hang Hang looked at him suspiciously: "...you won't provide it to me, it's the kind of tight briefs."

Amakusa Shi Lang tilted his head and said: "Haha, no, no, I promise I won't let you get naked."

But he snorted coldly in his heart, even if he gave Aliu shorts, he would just give him the kind with two ropes and a small cloth head, the kind that would still embarrass him if he didn't show his spots.

Hang Hang Liu finally sold himself without knowing it, and after that, the five sat on the lawn in groups - watching a short movie.

That video was shot with the unique recording function of the disciples in the game, which can record what the videographer saw and heard for commemoration.

Judging from the scene in front of me, it is obvious that No.1 is called vision, that is to say, 90.00% of the lens that can be seen is the scene seen by the video recorder, but the video recorder himself cannot be seen.

It was a scene on a high cliff, bright moonlight shining on the sleeping town in the distance, quiet and serene.

The videographer first waited patiently under the tree for something, and after a while, he saw someone walking slowly holding a candle.

As the walker approached, the face of the person gradually appeared. It was a young man who looked very young, wearing a sacrificial attire that was looser and more solemn than monks' waist-tight robes. .

Amakusa Shilang explained: "This is one of the protagonists. Not long after, some disciples found out that he was the daughter of the God of War, one of the eight royal families, based on the gold embroidery pattern. One of Lorraine's cleansing priests, Qing Abrad Elohim."

"Body cleansing sacrifice?" Zhang Sirui was puzzled.

His Royal Highness Cui sneaked close to Zhang Sirui's side, and before the uncle noticed, he took his arm. He was in a rare good mood, and simply explained to the uncle: "Different from the prayers of the Ashura royal family, some royal families have special assistants for this royal family. Such professions, such as this kind of cleansing sacrifice, started when they were children, dedicating themselves to a certain god in exchange for the mercy of the god. As a price, they must never marry for life and dedicate their chastity to the god. Well, in other words , they must live forever."

"It's so pitiful. Doesn't that mean that you have to be the same as Uncle?" Little Mirror interjected sympathetically.

Zhang Sirui sadly said to the little mirror: "Don't curse me, so that I won't be able to find a partner in the future."

"Ah, uncle does have a good temperament, but he should already have experience." Hang Hang Liu also interrupted the topic.

"Huh! No way, I've always been treated as an uncle. I would blush every time I moved." Little Mirror went along with him in surprise.

"Hey, judging from my two close contacts with him, at certain times, the uncle will unconsciously make pandering gestures. That kind of reaction is not something that happens in real places." Aerospace left his index finger and thumb He squeezed his chin as a gesture of pride.

"It turns out that uncle can also pretend to be cunning!" Little Mirror looked at Zhang Sirui with contempt.

Zhang Sirui almost choked to death on his saliva, how should he answer this?Say you are real, or say you are fake.

His Royal Highness Cui said calmly, and then asked Hang Hang Liu: "Two close contacts? So there was one before."

Hang Hangliu covered his trouble-causing mouth, scrambled and retreated a few steps, far away from His Royal Highness Cui, he didn't seem to be the object of 'indirect kiss' again.

That kind of kissing was almost like the bite of a wild beast, the inside of his mouth was broken, and Hang Hang Liu planned to take advantage of the uncle's presence these few days to enjoy a few delicious meals from him.

Beauty is easy to find, delicious food is rare, and mouth protection is important.

During the time they interrupted, the scene of the short movie changed, and it was obvious that a section was cut off in the middle.

And the new scene, no matter how you look at it, it turned into pink.

I saw the young clean body priest, with peach blossoms on his face, hooking his hands around the neck of the videographer, panting slightly, showing a very seductive expression.

"Sure enough, in the middle of the night when no one was around, we had an affair in April, so elegant, so elegant." Hang Hang Liu applauded the folding fan in his hand.

The little mirror looked at him contemptuously: "Feng Ya is tall, this priest is going to die, if he really lost his virginity and was arrested, the Wang family will definitely not let him go lightly, this is a matter of God's favor, and anyone who dares to cuckold a god will have no good end. "

Zhang Sirui: "..."

His Highness Cui continued to eat his uncle's tofu in silence, but the uncle was in a daze and didn't notice it.

"Possess me, let me become an adult." The little priest spat out his red lips, and unexpectedly said something terrible.

After speaking, he took off his sacrificial robe, revealing his white arms, and saw a string of purple flower tattoos on his left arm.

"It is made of ivy flower juice refined by a special process. Ivy flower is a kind of plant that can reproduce itself only by transplanting and branching. Tattoos are used to represent chastity, and it is said that the royal family of Ai Luoxin will use this to check whether the priests have tasted the forbidden fruit and broke their body." His highness Cui, a senior Aoli, narrated as above.