I'm an uncle

How to get rid of a virginity crisis?This is a problem for Zhang Sirui. It is a serious matter of life and death. He doesn't want to beat people until their souls disappear in the game. It is really not worth going to jail for this.

Does beating up in the game make people lose their souls?No way, so it proves that Zhang Sirui's thinking is extremely chaotic at the moment.

("Hey! If you don't want to be beaten out of your human form afterwards, hurry up and let go now!") Zhang Sirui, dizzy and dizzy, used the small mirror brand stream-of-consciousness dialogue communicator to secretly shout to Hang Hang Liu to stop.

("It's so annoying, if I do it once, I will die. At worst, I can do it for you later.") The words from Qiyong's side are obviously—the other party doesn't want to stop.

("...What's the use of me doing it again! Isn't it equivalent to being done by you again?!") Zhang Sirui was embarrassed.

(“Whispering, I didn’t listen to the old saying: talk less and do more. When dealing with the matter at hand, you have to do it wholeheartedly.”) Qieqi returned to his master’s humanistic remarks.

("Stop it! Didn't you notice that the little mirror and Qieqie are watching, you are teaching the children badly, you will be sanctioned by the Interstellar Crab Troop!") Uncle Zhang Sirui threatened.

("No, uncle, don't look at our small appearance, stand-in elves are considered adults, and we have all studied human physiology and hygiene. Well, uncle, you should pay attention to contraception.") The little mirror fights for yourself to see right to chime in.

("...Little Mirror, you must have passed the exam in Physiology and Hygiene, right? What are the two men trying to avoid getting pregnant?! Also, who are you as a double elf? It's an act of supporting the enemy to help the enemy." ) For the nth time, Zhang Sirui wanted to strangle this defective substitute elf.

("I don't need contraception anymore. What do you call it? Be honest, just treat it as a hemorrhoid attack. Anyway, you will experience it sooner or later when you get older, uncle.") The Qiqie card stream of consciousness dialogue communicator sent Zhang Sirui the aerospace Leave sarcastic remarks.

("I'm only 29 years old, uncle's size! What kind of hemorrhoid attack, this is obviously a big event related to my reputation as a man...Huh? Where are you touching me with your paws, stop!") Zhang Sirui worked very hard to put his PP was rescued from the claws of a certain wolf.

It's a pity that the wolf paw just lingers on the round skin on his PP. After pinching and touching, the wolf man, no, he is a lecherous lion, but he still doesn't forget to praise: ("Uncle's PP is very good, the size is just enough I touched it with a slap, it’s not bad.”)

("If you don't let go, I'll... I won't be polite! Mr. Mirror, prepare me to transform into a mirror warrior!") Zhang Sirui went all out, anyway, he could explain to Amakusa Shi Lang who was there afterwards, and now he hopes to transform into a mirror warrior immediately. The mirror warrior punishes rape and eradicates evil, and wipes out the dead lion from this world.

("Uncle, you forgot, if you don't take out my mirror box and 'Fala Fara Fara~', I can't get out the mirror warrior.") The little mirror said innocently.

("Where can I save myself? This person is like an octopus! Why is the double elf useless, even the mirror warrior is useless... Forget the useless account...I want to delete the account...") Zhang Sirui Completely desperate, is his luck really bad?

("Uncle, don't be angry, I sent a mass SOS message for you. I believe that the big beauty and the little beauty will come to rescue you soon.") When I heard that the uncle wanted to delete the account, Mr. Jing was also a little anxious, so he quickly helped out with ideas .

("What SOS message for help?") It is rare for Zhang Sirui to see Mr. Jing's intentions, so why does he have a bad feeling when he is relieved.

("It's 'I'm in a virginity crisis, come and save me PP.' I've sent it to all my friends for you. I believe there will be an answer soon.") Mr. Jing said solemnly.

Zhang Sirui was completely desperate,

("...I thank you for your family, oh, what a disgrace, why don't you broadcast to the world.")

("Oh! Uncle wants to broadcast the world, yes, but it costs a little more G value, do you want me to send it? Or this kind of SOS message.") Mr. Jing got excited, and turned into an elite secretary with glasses, Take a pen and paper and take notes carefully.

("...Mr. Jing, I started to be grateful to that Mr. Lean. Fortunately, he gave me your substitute elf. For world peace, human survival, harmony between humans and spirits, I am mentally normal and physically healthy, please , from now on, don't talk.") Zhang Sirui felt like going crazy.

("Ah, there is a reply, uncle don't listen, then I will shut up.") Why is the tone of the little mirror still so hated.

("... Hurry up! Who replied?") At least it was a life-saving straw, Zhang Sirui hoped that someone would come over immediately to stop this lion man in heat.

("Oh, it's Honghong, he replied 'The master is in a secret meeting of business negotiations, and can't communicate with the outside world halfway, please wait patiently for the end of the meeting'. Another one is from Brother Long' Ha, Xiaosan finally wants to say goodbye to the male body Is it? Good thing, good thing, let your sister-in-law make red bean rice for you next time.', As for the bird in the bush, I haven’t responded yet.”)

("Little mirror, you are not an angel of the good news, you are an angel of death. You will be fined a month's red envelope!") Zhang Sirui rarely became ruthless.

("You are venting anger, I am innocent, I want to eat G value, I have no fruit to eat, and you still withhold my rations, it is too cruel. Wow, ah, ah, I don't want such a cruel master. ") The little mirror cried loudly on his back, tears pouring out like fountain water.

Zhang Sirui wanted to cry even more than it did, although his thinking was quite clear, but... where did this lecherous lion learn these vile movements.

Although the comfort is very comfortable, and the fire in the body is indeed uncontrollable, it was ignited under the skill of the pervert, but Zhang Sirui's heart is rejecting this kind of too intimate contact.

(Don't...this kind of...it's not that he...doesn't want to...)

Zhang Sirui panted, his mind gradually became blurred, and in the mist, his right hand stretched out into the air unconsciously.

(...help me...choi...don't give up on me...)

His thoughts are gradually filled with many disordered memory fragments: bloody scars, faces full of tears, indifferent eyes, arms pushing and pushing, the person who is gradually moving away...

【Forget it, kid. 】

(No, then who, what? Can't forget, don't want to.)

[It will be painful in retrospect, so forget it. 】

(Is it, memories are painful? Well then...)

【Come and close your eyes, when you open them, all this pain will be sealed away. ] (No pain... great.)

"Hey, hey, it's okay to just think about it just now, what's going on now? Isn't it too strange that there is no reaction at all?" Hang Hangliu suddenly felt very strange. At first, the people under him were still resisting, but occasionally they would accidentally leak it. The cute panting and moaning made his wolf blood boil. Although at first he just planned to make a cutscene for Amakusa Shilang to watch, he believed that with his own methods and angles to cover up, he could completely control the situation to a manageable level. In the range.

However, what is the meaning of the dazed and painful expression that the uncle started to appear halfway through?In addition, it's a bit weird to hear a person muttering to himself in the back.

"Hey, it's none of my business if I bully you too much and drive people crazy." Amakusa Shi Lang pawed his ears with his little finger.

Hangtianliu really wants to complain, it's none of your business or anyone's business.However, before he could react, how did he find that his body was running into the air?

Before he was about to land, he turned his head and looked at the kicker—it turned out to be the mysterious GM bird in the bush.

"This is not acceptable." His Highness Xiao Cui had already returned to the appearance of a nine-headed handsome guy.Slowly picked up the dazed uncle on the ground.

He lightly stroked Zhang Sirui's back, and said coldly to the surprised two people beside him: "My uncle, I can only bully you, tampering ones—die."

Hang Hang shivered fiercely on his back, and the eyes of the birds in the bushes were not right. According to his many years of wandering experience on various unexplored and undeveloped remote planets, only the kind of mother beast that protects its cubs will have this kind of behavior. With a ruthless protective look.

"Hehe, we meet again, guest." I don't know whether it was a slow reaction or a strong resistance, but Amakusa Shi Lang raised his hand to greet Cong Zhongniao as if nothing had happened.

His Royal Highness Cui frowned. Out of his original intention, he did not intend to contact this man again. After all... last time he entrusted the help of this skillful hand to successfully use the forged video of him and Zhang Sirui's one-night stand. It was only for the sake of evidence that Yuan Yezhisen was forced to agree to let him join Zhang Sirui's "harem". If it was exposed because of his contact with Amakusa Shi Lang, it would be a very troublesome matter.

"Guest, have you met him before?" Hang Hang left half of his face swollen, his fingers dangling between the bird GM and Amakusa Shilang.

"It's just a one-sided relationship, hehe, guest, you interrupted the wonderful show I was going to watch, what should I do, I originally planned to try my best to help Xiaoliu complete the task. There is no good show to watch, but I will feel dizzy Sleeping." Amakusa Shi Lang covered his mouth and smiled, but no matter how he looked at it, he had malicious intentions.

It's a headache for Aerospace, this is good, and there is no need to re-enact the play, because someone smashed the scene.

He sighed heavily, got up, and just wanted to make fun of himself and leave.But I heard a low male voice beside my ear saying: "You want to watch a show, right? Yes, just wait."

Hang Hang didn't have time to dodge, turned his head hastily, and his lips were blocked by another mouth.

The eyes of the people present almost popped out, and then they watched the beauty forcefully kiss the beast.

This world - reverse it.

At first, Hangtianliu hummed desperately with his nostrils, but then gradually blushed and his eyes straightened, and even his eyes gradually closed, with an intoxicated expression on his face.

"You, you, what are you doing?!" Amakusa Shi Lang came back to his senses, and immediately rushed over to separate the two of them angrily: "Don't you already have a lover, why... why are you still kissing this kind of thing?" goods."

Hang Hang remained silent for a moment and said, "Hey, what is this kind of thing?"

"What else can you do! Didn't you claim to only attack and not accept? Why did you have such a humble expression just now!" Amakusa Shi Lang pointed his index finger at Hang Hang's nose and cursed.

"Who, who makes someone good at kissing, a pig can be kissed flying by him!" Hang Hang defended himself with a red face.

"You are not allowed to call the word 'other'! Only transvestites can use these two words! Aliu, you are finished, you are finished! If you are a mother, you will suffer!" Amakusa Shi Lang continued to reprimand him fiercely.

"What a shemale! You are a shemale, 'oh' what 'oh'!" Hang Hangliu cursed back angrily, and then turned his head to scold the big man who kissed him dizzy for the first time: "What are you kissing! How could I offend you?" You, why did you come here to kiss me casually, are you a dog!"

"Heh." His Royal Highness Cui smiled lightly, "Whoever told you to touch other people's things, of course I have to ask for it back. The rules of my family-revenge for a hundred times, love for a thousand times. Love or not is the greatest sin in life."

Hang Hangliu covered his face and looked embarrassed and sissy: "I hate it, they didn't ask you to pay back a thousand times."

Amakusa Shi Lang despised him with his nostrils: "...they will pay you back a hundred times, okay?"