I'm an uncle

The fate of Little Mirror and Yin Hong started from a big red apple.

It is said that long ago, a certain apple fell on the head of a great man, which sparked the wisdom of the great man, and made the great man named Newton discover the existence of gravity.

What the bright red apple smashed out was not such a great thing, but an unexplainable evil relationship.

The apple is a good apple, bright red, and a big one. Considering the figures of the elementary stand-in elves, it is half the size of their bodies.

It is said that eating too much of this kind of fruit is good for the skin. I don’t know which lecturer I heard from Yin Hong’s stand-in fairy Meimei. In the ancient earth mythology, apples are also called the fruit of love, so they often blush. The little red girl flew over with a gigantic red apple in her arms, with a shy or domineering or calm or smiling expression, using it to curry favor with Yin Hong.

That's right, among the substitute elves, Yin Hong is pretty popular, especially with the opposite sex.

Yin Hong's outfit has a very strong rebellious atmosphere, black leather jacket and leather pants, a golden leather belt and purse, a white headband on his forehead, and two small brown horns protruding from his fiery red hair. The inverted heart-shaped pointed tail often swings with the pair of demon skin wings behind him, depending on his mood.

That's right, Yin Hong is a substitute elf of the Wing Demon Department, at the sixth level of elementary school. This ability is quite superior among the trainees in the substitute elf training class at the same time.

Who said it, every minute is the lifeblood of students.

According to Yin Hong's super strength and unique charm, he is enough to make him dominate the class of more than 300 substitute elves, so that the female substitute elves in the class almost worship him as a god, without any good things. Don't pay tribute to him, they themselves are too embarrassed to propose a date with him.

Of course, the figure of the junior elf stand-in is about the size of a baby, no, it is about the size of a big apple. Simply put, it is the so-called "two-headed body". After he agreed, he put on the lipstick in his arms, and then went crazy together in the stand-in elves training campus.

Of course, there are also dating methods where you can hold small hands and kiss, but Yin Hong feels that she is rebellious, and even if she grows up, she will develop in the direction of a tough guy, and has always disdain to flirt with female elves. of.

The youth of a rebellious boy needs blood, sweat and speed, and it is enough to leave a chic back for the female—Yin Hong thinks so.

I don't know which lecturer said a word - because I was young, I wandered.

Yin Hong thinks so, and decides that she must leave time for wandering every day for her youth. For example, during her lunch break every day, she can find a quiet place to hide and eat snacks leisurely.

As for why Yin Hong didn't arrange to skip classes and wander around during class, because Yin Hong felt that the lectures of the lecturers were still very interesting, and she would not be happy to ask him to skip classes.

It is said that the creator of this world, Lord Lian, specially opened this substitute elf training academy in order to allow the substitute elves to better serve their human masters in the future.

The stand-in elves have to stay in this independent space from birth to graduation, until they complete the appraisal test from elementary to advanced to super-advanced, and will be arranged by Lord Lien to officially enter the world.

In order to cultivate a sense of affinity for human beings and a tacit understanding of interacting with human beings, the lecturers arranged by Lord Lien are said to be human beings in the real world.

Except that the knowledge points that the stand-in elves need to learn are all the content in the game world, which is a little strange, this campus is almost the same as the general full-time schools in the real world.

Except for a few elves who don't naturally have a high affinity with humans, the average elf substitutes will have considerable curiosity and longing for this special existence of humans, even Yin Hong is no exception.It is said that in reality, the human lecturers are all elites with education certificates, their lectures are top-notch, and their attitude towards the substitute elves is also very easy-going. This is another reason why the absence rate of the training class has always been quite low .

And after school in the afternoon, Yin Hong is more willing to go back to her little bed to sleep, a warm bed is always better than wandering around blowing cold wind.

From this point of view, Yin Hong should actually be regarded as a good student who keeps his own way.

There is the so-called pretending to be cool, but in fact rebellion can also be pretended.

This fateful day happened at noon when a certain Yin Hong hid away to secretly eat snacks and enjoy the wandering atmosphere by the way.

The sun was a little bit bright, Yin Hong chose the empty and shady temple as the base for eating this time.

Holding a big apple, he slowly flew to the back of the statue of Lien. On this full-body statue of Lien, who is tens of meters tall, even if it is just a small decorative buttonhole behind its collar, it is definitely enough A stand-in elf with two heads hid and gnawed an apple.

Yin Hong opened her mouth wide, and was about to have a beautiful first nibble, when she suddenly heard the sound of the temples opening, and the sound of wings flapping.

Looking up at the person below, Yin Hong frowned.

It turned out to be that kid.

It is said that in the real world, there will be one or two aliens in every class, even the substitute elf training class is no exception. The person who came is the most famous weird elf in this substitute elf training class, whose name is yes... forgot...

Because the other party's sense of existence is really weak, so weak that it is often named and criticized by the lecturers, Yin Hong doesn't remember such a fellow classmate at all.

According to other elves, it seems that the other party is not young. It seems that because this training class is the first batch, in order to commemorate the great god Lien, the game designer specially created such a stand-in elf according to the appearance of the great god Lien , it is said that the similarity has reached [-]%, which shows how hard the designers are flattering.

It's a pity that perhaps the designers put too much effort into its appearance, and instead forgot to give it special preferential treatment in terms of talent, so that from the beginning of the school, everyone was amazed and admired, and now it often fails the exam and is judged by the lecturers as low-ability This little elf has completely become the kind of poor student who is hated by the lecturers.

If it weren't for the fact that the little elf had an appearance that was too similar to the great god Lien, for the sake of the great god, letting this little guy be remade would be no less than flattering to the lecturers.

No one would make life difficult for themselves. These human lecturers tried their best to spend countless painstaking efforts. Within the current IQ level of this kid, they kept helping him make up lessons and trying to improve his test scores.

It's a pity that judging from the results, the effect is very small, and the whole family is wiped out. It's really not something that ordinary elves can do, but this elf can do it.

The lecturers were desperate, but the other elf students were unbalanced.

Why does this kind of incompetent kid get such selfless help from the teachers? Does it depend on his face?

Out of all kinds of jealousy, this stupid elf was often bullied by others.

Ordinary students often do bad things secretly, and they will be taken out by bad students from other classes from time to time, and then crawl back with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

By the way, the bad student in his class is the famous classmate Yin Hong. As a representative of the tough guy in the future, Yin Hong is more keen on "self-wandering" during lunch break and riding a lipstick car with a crush, rather than bullying a classmate who often black&blue Well, even if he wants to bully and bully occasionally, he still has to be able to find a good piece of meat on a certain classmate and put his fist on it, right?

Therefore, the fates of classmate Yin Hong and this classmate Dyeing Tank have never intersected, which is one of the reasons why he can't remember the other party's name.

It seems that classmate Xiaorantan was beaten quite badly this time, not to mention his face was bruised and purple, his eyelids were half swollen, the corner of his mouth was also bruised, his blond hair was messy, and he was wearing a white robe school uniform It was also dirty and scratched a few times. It was obvious that someone had stepped on the yellow backpack several times, and the few gray footprints on it were still there.

Even the pair of snow-white angel wings that were amazed at the beginning of school are now similar to the wings of a chicken with rotten feathers. The messy feathers come out in a crooked way, following his staggering rhythm, flying out from time to time, and many roots fall off. on the ground.

The unlucky ghost flew in staggeringly, and didn't cry when he entered the door, but just sat quietly on the table where the tributes were usually placed, in a daze.

It was like a group of walking low-pressure balls with 'I'm very unlucky' written on it. Yin Hong looked down for a while, feeling very depressed, feeling that even she was about to be tainted with bad luck.

For no reason, the happy mood of wanting to eat a snack has been disturbed, so he is not unlucky.

Yin Hong tossed the apple in her hand to and fro to relieve boredom, wanting to wait for the unlucky ghost to leave before eating.He didn't want to be discovered by the other party because of the sound of chewing apples, and thus become the object of crying for the characters he didn't want to talk to at all.

Just feeling bored, the unlucky ghost suddenly uttered a sound, because the corners of its mouth were swollen, it spoke a little slurred, and spoke in such a low voice that Yin Hong listened to it several times before she understood what the other party was calling.

"Li... Dad..."

"Ryan...Dad...Dad..."

Inexplicably, Yin Hong felt that she had heard the happiest thing she had heard recently—an unlucky stand-in elf named Father Lien?

It turns out that this unlucky guy has been secretly claiming to be the illegitimate son of God Lien by relying on the same appearance?Or was he beaten too much and lost his mind, and started calling people daddy?

Yin Hong couldn't help holding back, and let out a mocking laugh.

"Who?" The unlucky ghost was startled when he heard the movement, and stood up to look around.

Yin Hong was also frightened, and missed his grasp. His snack today—that big, red apple, just fell down so magnificently, it wiped the unlucky ghost's ear and smashed to the ground.

Many years later, Yin Hong regretted it all the time. Why did the apple miss the target? If it had just landed on that guy's head at that time, maybe he would have been able to make this ten-thousand-year-old idiot smarter at that time. It's good to kill this scourge.

Time is irreversible. Later, Yin Hong often had the urge to hit someone's head with an apple, but she didn't hit it at that time.

The little unlucky guy was stunned by this "fruit of love" that fell from the sky, and so was Yin Hong.

He hasn't planned to take care of this stupid elf yet, does God want him to be a bosom brother?Hate!He didn't want to have anything to do with that guy.

"Who... who's on top?" The unlucky guy also noticed that the apple was falling from above, looked up hard, and showed a shy and deceptive look.

As a good elf who thinks she has a conscience, Yin Hong suddenly feels that the other party is a bit pitiful. After all, he has just seen the embarrassing story of the other party, but he does not have the consciousness to expose himself "I am a tree hole". Egg meeting can be awkward.

In desperation, Yin Hong cleared her throat quietly, deliberately lowered her voice and said in a strong tone, "Son, don't be afraid, I am... Great Lord Lien."

The unlucky guy raised his neck, and the swollen corners of his mouth were able to open wide to express surprise, Yin Hong was amazed.

"Father... ah, no... you are the master Lien? Is it really you?!" The unlucky man's out of tune made Yin Hong suspect that she was listening to a broken record.

"Yes, my child, I'm here because you called me." Yin Hong felt that she was quite talented in acting, and she was able to speak in such an amiable tone.

"Then this apple..." The unlucky guy seemed very suspicious that the Great God just secretly shouted loudly to get retribution, and was almost crushed to death by the Great God's apple, and immediately trembled.

"Well, kid, that's a gift for you, you can eat it." Yin Hong pouted, he didn't plan to pick up the apples that fell on the ground and eat them, how dirty, just give it to this kid, he can eat it whatever he wants eat.

The unlucky guy seemed really stupid, and after only a few words, he was really tricked by Yin Hong, picked up the apple on the ground that was not only dirty but half of it seemed to be smashed, and opened his mouth very moved, regardless of the corners of his mouth. It hurts from cracking from time to time, and I tried to take a big bite on the apple.

Yin Hong's brows were wrinkled into twists, she was so dirty!

"Thank you...thank you...God Lien...it's delicious...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu“

Yin Hong was silent. For the first time in her life, she felt that she was both a substitute elf, so how could there be such a big difference.

I can't tell what I'm thinking, I just feel like laughing and a little sour, um, I really am a kind-hearted substitute elf.

"Great... Great God... I... My name is... Jingjun... Thank you... Great God..."

Yin Hong finally remembered the name of the unlucky guy. What he didn't expect was that this name would be with him all his life, and along with it came a fate that he couldn't get rid of.

Accompanied by the sound of gnawing apples and sobbing from time to time, in the shady temple, Great God Lien smiled purely and kindly.