I'm an uncle

Yin Hong felt very upset.

It's fine if you lose an apple, but now, when it's your regular noon time of 'wandering' every day, you see a certain stupid elf dangling in front of you?

Ah, I can't say 'in front' either, it's under the body to be precise.

——Reader, please put away your evil thoughts, I am talking about the lower part of the body, who made the place where the two of them meet every time, always be in that temple.

Think about it, it seems that it started the day after that initial meeting.

At noon that day, Yin Hong carried the midday fruit and patted her black leather wings to fly to Lien's big statue. She was just sitting in his 'old seat' which was warm, and was about to start eating apples.

But not long after, the little stand-in elf fluttered in with a pair of white feathered wings, and then sat on the tribute table of the temple, smilingly raised his head and said to the statue of Lien: "Master Lien! Here I come! Can you still talk to me today?"

The corner of Yin Hong's mouth twitched. Which lecturer said that once you lie, you have to tell another lie [-] times to complete the lie. This is true.

Just wanted to ignore this unlucky egg.

Mr. Jing was not prepared to really wait for the statue to speak, so let's talk on his own.

"Great God, Great God, I wanted to bring a piece of fruit as a gift today, but... I lost it on the way. I, I will definitely bring it tomorrow. I heard that the fruit for tomorrow's meal is orange, and it tastes very good." Mr. Jing flapped his wings, and a lot of bent and broken feathers flew out of the messy wings unintentionally.

Seeing this scene, Yin Hong narrowed his eyes. He knew why the unlucky guy came so late today.

He must have been stopped halfway by bad elves from another class, even grabbing fruit, those good-for-nothing elves!

Originally, there was Yin Hong sitting in the first class, and the elves in other classes would not dare to offend the students in the first class. Only Mr. Jing was usually too inconspicuous, and Yin Hong didn't pay much attention to his existence at all. Jun was being bullied, and he didn't tell Yin Hong intentionally or unintentionally.

It's okay if you don't know, but when you know that your classmates are being bullied, Yin Hong immediately feels uncomfortable.

Is it when Yin Hong doesn't exist? If you want to bully, bully him, it's too embarrassing for him!Looks like it's time to have a 'talk' with the other elf leaders in the class.

Thinking about it in her heart, Yin Hong had a feeling of hating iron and steel for Mr. Jing again. Why did other classmates, even the little girls, know that something happened and came to him for help, but this unlucky guy didn't know to come to him. Take him Is Yin Hong an outsider?

Yin Hong couldn't help but squeaked: "Fuck...that, Mr. Jing."

"God, it turns out that you are here today, that's great."

Jing Jun tilted his neck back another 15 degrees in surprise, causing Yin Hong to sweat a lot for his thin neck.

Yin Hong squeezed her throat, and continued to play the magic stick: "My child, were you bullied just now?"

Mr. Jing rubbed his cheeks in a panic with embarrassment: "Is it that obvious? I thought they pinched relatively lightly today, and there would be no obvious scars. It turns out Still, the Great God is powerful, and nothing can be hidden from the Great God."

Yin Hong was silent for a while, on Mr. Jing's unswollen face, there were still many bruises and purple marks, in fact, he couldn't tell whether the other party was showing mercy.

"Son, wouldn't you go to your teacher or classmates if you were bullied?"

Mr. Jing bowed his head: "These... the lecturers don't care, they get annoyed when they see me, and at most they talk about it, and I will be the unlucky one afterwards."

Yin Hong felt a little sympathetic to this unlucky guy, and of course, she sympathized more with those lecturers who were forced to show obvious emotions by idiots. Generally speaking, lecturers were so calm that they were more NPC-like than stand-in elves.

"Then... haven't you asked other students for help?"

"That group of people is very strong, and the other students don't want to cause trouble, so I want to bear with it and pass."

Yin Hong wished she could grab the hapless guy by the neck, shake it and growl: Why didn't you come to me!Do you think that the leader of Yin Hong's class is air?

Finally, she couldn't hold back, and Yin Hong pretended to mention her name: "Isn't there a handsome, kind and righteous super expert Yin Hong in your class? You can talk to him."

Mr. Jing obviously hesitated: "But—Yin Hong is a bit scary."

Yin Hong almost choked on her own saliva, that kid said he was scary?

"He doesn't care much about boys, and he doesn't pay attention to girls. He seems to be good at fighting. Even the bad elves in the next class are afraid of him."

Yin Hong rolled her eyes, the male elves in the class used to use his name to pretend to be too powerful, and even went to other classes to cause trouble.

After beating up the leader, he wasn't interested in getting too close to those guys, how did this become 'ignoring the boys'?

And that's not called 'neglect', he's called 'cool', okay, who's happy to get tired of girls like brown sugar.

Yin Hong was furious, and heard a certain unafraid of death say more and more outrageous: "By the way, I heard from other boys that he always takes things from girls, and he is only willing to take them for a ride when girls give him gifts, okay?" Goods."

As soon as the words fell, Jingjun subconsciously stepped back when there was wind in his ears.

'Ping——'

At the place where he was originally standing, a smashed red apple appeared.

Half of the apple was smashed and turned a little around the ground.

Mr. Jing was very embarrassed to look at Apple. Could it be that the master wanted to smash him to death?

Yin Hong pretended to be okay, and kindly gave Mr. Jing a reasonable reason: "Then... you don't have any fruit after dinner anyway, so why don't you just give you this apple."

Immediately, Jun Jing burst into tears: "Master, you are so kind to me, I will definitely eat it."

It's not too dirty after speaking, pick it up and put it in your mouth.

The bright red hairs are all up, this dead child is too dirty, he coughed quickly: "Jing Jun, this, this apple is fine, I will bring... another one for you tomorrow."

Jing Jun burst into tears again: "God Lien, you are really a good person, woo woo woo."

It's a bit bitter to see the ground Yinhong somehow, poor child, just for an apple, as for that.

On the third day, Yin Hong deliberately appeared when Mr. Jing was being bullied, and after wiping out all the bad elves in the next class with almost no effort, Yin Hong said coolly—be careful if you dare to bully the people in my class, and then Leaving Mr. Jing, who was frightened by the martial arts scene, with a handsome back, he left.

During the lunch break that day, Yin Hong waited for Lord Jing again in the temple, so she could not directly express her merits to him, but she could always indirectly feel the gratitude and admiration of the rescued people for the hero.

Asked about that unexpected time, how Jing Jun's beaming eyebrows would be harassed and bullied, and how a Yin Hong appeared halfway, and how Yin Hong flew around with a whip to make those bad elves turn into spinning tops.

At the end, Mr. Jing also sighed: "Yin Hong is indeed a terrifying person who has surpassed the realm of a little hooligan. Evil people will be tortured by evil people."

Yin Hong choked out a sentence very depressingly: "What is that terrifying person who has surpassed the realm of a hooligan?"

Jing Jun smiled and said: "Of course it's a big hooligan..."

As soon as the words fell, Jingjun heard the wind in his ears, and hurried away.

'Ping - ping -'

This time, it was not one apple that hit the ground, but two.

"Huh?" Jing Jun wondered.

"Yesterday I promised to give you a new apple, these two." Yin Hong was depressed.

"Then why are there two apples? Did God make a mistake?" Mr. Jing is still the kind of honest boy who can get an iron axe.

"...There's one more for today." Yin Hong gritted his teeth and said, he was regretting how he moved so quickly, and actually threw away his lunch apple, and approved this poor one with a white sign Unlucky idiot.

Stupid classmate is really stupid, he didn't doubt it at all, he was so moved that he ate the rotten apple, but he groaned again: "Master, do you have a toothache, you need to see a doctor sooner, just by gritting your teeth and talking If you use it, it will still hurt."

Yin Hong burst into tears.

A few days later, the small idol meeting in the temple was still going on, and Yin Hong became more and more comfortable with cosplaying God Lien.

And the daily apples presented by the "God of Lien" were also changed from "throwing" to Yin Hong, who arrived early every day, and put them on the confession case in advance.

Therefore, eating apples with the 'Great God' became Jing Jun's daily meal.

Gradually, the bruises on Mr. Jing's face faded away, revealing a small white face.

Yin Hong felt more and more that this unlucky guy was pleasing to the eye, he looked quite cute...although he was very white and off-line.

For example, Yin Hong wanted to socialize with Mr. Jing's real body, instead of being such a great cosplayer, so she said to Mr. Jing: "Little mirror, you should make more friends, otherwise you will be too out of group."

The little mirror, that is, Mr. Jing, showed a troubled expression: "Master, but the students in the class ignore me, maybe I am very annoying."

Yin Hong looked at the uncomfortable look in the little mirror, and it was rare for her to comfort others: "You also have merits, you have to be more confident in yourself, and others will like you."

Little Mirror moved her starry eyes, and asked casually: "Really? Then what advantages do you think I have?"

Yin Hong's words suddenly stopped.

One second, two seconds, three seconds... Speechless.

The little mirror burst into tears.

Yin Hong had no choice but to laugh and continue to comfort him: "That... I can't remember it for a while, and there must be advantages! So you must have self-confidence. If you think you are sad all the time, your face will definitely become ugly, ugly. Nobody likes someone like me, right?"

"Oh, I see." Little Mirror had an epiphany: "It turns out that the Great God said that I should learn the art of seduction."

"Where did you come to this conclusion?" Yin Hong actually wanted to shout, in order to pretend to be a magic stick, she still had to maintain her demeanor, so she continued to grind her teeth.

"What did you say, good-looking people, others will like them only after seeing them. No wonder that Yin Hong can always seduce female elves and give him food, so that's how it is." Little Mirror didn't know that he almost turned into data just now Ash.

Because just for a moment, Yin Hong really wanted to kill the elves.

So he used the name of special training to practice abuse, and strictly carried out subversive training for the personal image of the little mirror with a frowning face.

Including smiling in the mirror [-] times in the face of the strong wind on the cliff, reciting a hundred ancient poems with chopsticks in your mouth, maintaining a bright smile for three hours under the impact of a strong waterfall that makes you stand unsteadily, and being beaten to your body by the waves Complete the whole process of standardized presentation from not smiling to smiling in an instant, such as special training.

At this moment, this article is possessed by the soul of sports, inspirational, and passionate comics.

This is youth!

As for the blueprint of the standard smile that I finished talking about, under Mr. Jing’s insistence, he adopted the standard smile of Lien, whom he admired, with the three principles of brilliance, purity, and harmlessness, and the three principles of innocence, cuteness, and cuteness. The selling point, Jingjun's temperament immediately changed surprisingly.

"Sister Beauty~ You are so beautiful and smart, I'm going to die of inferiority." After the little mirror finished speaking, he squinted his eyes and laughed, flapping his snow-white wings, and following the instructions of the "God Lien" , always pay attention to keeping the little white robe and backpack clean, they are so cute!

"Oh, that's not so powerful." The female elf who became the elder sister of Jingjun waved her hands embarrassingly, seeing that Jingjun's smile couldn't stop her heartbeat, it was not love at first sight, but seeing delicious food The unique heartbeat when eating chocolate or dolls.

"But I don't even know how to do this topic. Sister Meiren actually did it as soon as she did it. I really admire it." The little mirror looked envious: "Sister Beauty, can you pick me up and take a different look? I want to see it." The way you want to solve the problem."

Looking at the small mirror that easily stunned the beauty, he easily obtained the right to borrow someone else's homework.

Yin Hong is aversion to cold.

That, could it be that I did something very against the law of heaven - creating a monster? !

The basic program of face control must have been included in the setting of the stand-in spirit back then, otherwise why would the little mirror be able to mix so well now?

In the past, I was often favored by females, but now, it is said that this boy is very capable of arousing the maternal love of females. In addition, Xiao Jing's mouth is getting sweeter and sweeter, and the students in the class are now more and more fond of Xiao Jing. Forgiveness aside, what happened to those females?

There is actually a bold cutie, who directly stuffed the head of the little mirror into her arms, pressed it on her chest and rubbed his head non-stop, and called it cute and so on. Put a lewd smile on your face, it's too embarrassing!

Also, why is his relationship with other students in the class getting better and better now, but he still can't intersect with his real identity.

Could it be that I really left him with a bad impression of being fierce and aggressive, so I ignored him?

Yin Hong was depressed.