I'm an uncle

After repeatedly declining the invitation of Sen's father and Sen's mother to stay with him for dinner, Zhang Sirui, who had been busy all day, was finally able to go home and breathe a sigh of relief.

The task of taking care of the Mori family was much harder than he expected,

Originally, Zhang Sirui thought that he would come to Sen's house to be a nanny and a caretaker in charge of taking care of Mr. Sen and Kid Mori during the daytime at most during the last few days.

It is said that these two popular superstars who have just been busy with the shooting task of the latest interstellar blockbuster wrote a leave note to themselves saying 'I am going home to give birth to my sixth child, please don't come to us before the child is born' My manager, who is very black-skinned, "the husband and wife both return home", fart back to the hometown of the Earth Alliance, and is ready to make persistent efforts to contribute to the positive growth of the Earth Alliance's population.

Of course, man-making is always a night sport. The husband and wife duo, who are very idle during the day, of course took advantage of the rare window of time to force-pull the two sons who were recuperating at home, and had a hard time mahjong addiction.

It's a pity that when the couple gave birth to their first child, they probably gave the eldest son Sen Wu too much good genes and nutrition. The two of them combined with the brain power of the stupid fourth son Sen Ba, they couldn't beat Sen Wu, either feeding Zhang or eating Chong , So, simply using the excuse of letting the boss recover from his injuries, he forced Sen Wu to leave the field, and then forced Zhang Sirui, a good old man who was serving melon and fruit refreshments, to enter the field.

Just when Sen's father and Sen's mother were apologetic for Zhang Sirui's playful smiley face of "Come on, come on" who kept encouraging Zhang Sirui, poor Senba poked his finger on the mahjong on the table with tears in his eyes. He really wanted to say: Mingming! I was the one who hurt the most, wow, my poor legs, my poor ribs, I really want to rest too, Mom and Dad.

Maybe God was more serious on duty today, and he actually heard his heartfelt voice, only to hear his respected elder brother Sen Wu, who actually said to him very kindly: "Xiao Ba, does your leg hurt? If you have chest tightness? , you go to rest first, the eldest brother is not in pain, let me accompany my parents to do my 'filial piety'."

Senba has the feeling of raising his hands high to say 'long live', but why does he think that this amiable and respectable elder brother is smiling so much like... a fox or a weasel, anyway, it's so wretched.

So, when Senba lay comfortably on the bed and shrank his head to nourish his sleep (or he was escaping from reality), Sen's father and Sen's mother's eyes twitched and their mouths were crooked. Together with novice Zhang Sirui, they continued to feed Zhang and eat punches. He took the punch and worked tirelessly to be won by Sen Wu again and again.

Sadly, under Sen Wu's suggestion, this time it is still the so-called "undressing mahjong", that is, the person who eats Chong must take off a piece of clothing.

Out of trust in the two parents who were present, Zhang Sirui didn't have the nerve to refuse, but after the two parents excused that the temperature of the central air conditioner was too low, they went back to the room and changed into a set of fur cloaks that were as gorgeous as kings and queens. , and the three-piece suit and dress that could no longer be orthodox inside, poor Zhang Sirui burst into tears, and roared silently in his heart: This is too shameless, too shameless.

Strange to say, after the fight, Zhang Sirui was the only one who took the punch immediately. Therefore, Zhang Sirui, who was gradually stripping off the 'outer packaging', and Sen's father and mother, who were desperately wiping their sweat with a handkerchief, formed a wonderful contrast.

However, is it his illusion?Zhang Sirui, who was already shirtless, was getting colder and colder while shuffling cards.

In fact, this is Zhang Sirui, who was once the strongest fighter, and his undegenerated intuition is warning him. It seems that there are six "eye knives" staring at him all the time.

It's a pity that Zhang Sirui, who has no intuition about his good figure, no matter how he thinks, no one should peep at him, so Sen Wu happily "eaten" Zhang Sirui's brand tender tofu with his eyes, which is of course pathetic Sen Dad Sen Mom played a very good cooling and seductive effect.

In the end, the family mahjong game of the Sen family that afternoon, under the circumstances that Zhang Sirui refused to let go of Xiao Nei Nei, finally ended with a complete defeat for Sen's father, Sen's mother and Zhang Sirui, and a complete victory for Sen Wu. It was a happy ending.

As soon as it was over, Zhang Sirui rushed home immediately. This afternoon alone, he lost another week of extended care. God knows if he can go home to see his sister again if he keeps playing.

As soon as Senwu went online today, it gave people a very different feeling. To put it nicely, it was full of ambition and queen temperament.

Led by the high-spirited "wife in the house", the well-prepared four-member Ashura family and the three-member pet trio came to Ailuoxin on this "clear and cloudless day" The central square of the main city where the Wang family is located.

Of course, in order to prevent "NPCs can also take on tasks with each other - what is the biggest bag in the gate of Auli?" Version), "Ao Kun Company will launch the forecast and prospect of active interaction of non-player characters" (game competition version) and other news headlines, the husband and wife still put on their own stand-in warrior images, and let their royal NPC body, In the name of Empizhong, they were collectively placed in the master bedroom of Ashura's house.

As for whether the stereotyped Kemei housekeeper will say "Bai Rixuan Yin" or the like, it is not in their consideration for the time being.

So in this sunny square, a group of elegant or sturdy, evil or handsome players, with their invisible substitute elves, came to the unlucky priest Qing Yabrad who was squatting in front of the square pool. In front of Elohim's younger brother, Blue Tallman Elohim.

Tallman was still wearing his dirty gray robe, and the thick brim of the hood covered most of his face. Only when he looked at the group of uninvited guests, did he raise his face slightly, facing him and declaring that he wanted to accept Disciples of the quest 'Desolate Morden'.

"I hope you won't disappoint me. Let's go, brave men." Tallman once again raised the corner of his mouth inexplicably and stood up.

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It was said that Tallman 'led' them to the Desolate Devil's Nest. In fact, it was from the big map of the game to a copy map that existed in another space. Basically, it was an NPC waving his hand. With restored vision, he could find that he had come to a very dark enclosed space.

Of course, as a high-level dungeon with a high risk factor, in addition to the colorful and dreamy shade-loving plants, there are dark-type dangerous monsters that appear from time to time in the distance, and the scary howls full of emotion.

Zhang Sirui took out a trembling little thing from his arms in a black line: "Aliu, when did your little pet get into my arms. Do you want to return it to you?"

Poor Qiyong, while being the 'strongest substitute elf', also has the embarrassing title of 'the most timid substitute elf', which is the biggest disadvantage of ginseng.

"No, uncle, if you throw Qieqi to that violent playboy, the fate of Qieqie will definitely be used as a baseball by him and thrown into the crowd of monsters." Although Yin Hong's contemptuous eyes were always trembling in Zhang Sirui's arms The trembling two frees kept throwing away, but they still told Zhang Sirui of the foreseeable consequences with a lot of "brother love".

"Hey, Mrs. Mori, take care of your Yin Hong's mouth, violence is fine, how can you simply and rudely use such a meaningless word as 'flower heart' to represent such a suave and alluring young man like me." Self-proclaimed The "Peerless Young Master of Allure" is actually a walking human-shaped philandering carrot. Mr. Hangtianliu continued his wrong life value orientation without self-awareness, because-this person was on the waist of a certain mission NPC from behind Aiming at the parts above the thighs, I thought secretly: Is this MPC quite upright, huh?Always feel that Tallman is going faster and faster?Sure enough, it is an NPC, and the fatigue is consumed slowly. This speed, tsk tsk, is due to my long legs.

Xiao Chong, who was completely left behind by the master, grabbed Zhang Sirui's clothes on his chest with tears in his eyes, making a speechless pleading.

Well, forcing the elf to die, Zhang Sirui still feels very guilty. After all, he has already imagined the miserable scene of the poor Qieqi being hit by a beautiful home run by the unscrupulous master, and flying into the strange bush with tears .

Although Qieqi is very honest and doesn't compete with another coward, the little mirror, is the little mirror too much?Those little feet were twitching and stomping, almost squeezing Qieqie into Zhang Sirui's belly, did he think he was a puppy, grabbing milk?

"Do you need help? Let me hold one." The handsome GM Gege Cui stretched out his hand into Zhang Sirui's arms with a smile...

"Thank you for your help, please keep this one away from uncle." Mrs. Sen unceremoniously picked up a seductive substitute elf who reached out to caress the uncle's strong chest muscles, and stuffed it into His Royal Highness Cui's hands with lightning speed. I sneered in my heart: Do you want to take the opportunity to get stuck? You haven't been on duty yet.

Little mirror's happy legs are almost turning into soft snake tails, oh~~ the embrace of a beauty is not bad, but he hugged His Highness Cui's chest and wanted to rub it hard to feel the feeling of being "warm fragrance in his arms".

As a result, it happened to be the target of His Royal Highness Cui's venting anger, and with a scream of 'Aw', the small mirror was squeezed into a water snake's waist.

Basically, this kind of dungeon mission is the same thing, enter the dungeon map, fight mobs, win, fight small boss, win, fight big boss, clear the level, and send back to the main map, the process is roughly the same.

However, maybe this group of people is too 'acting', some of them regard JNPC, some are molested, some are molested, some are abused by pets, some are abused by pets, there is no tension in the usual dungeon team feel.

Walking in front of the NPC Tallman who was "deserved as J", his forehead was throbbing with veins. To be honest, if he had the ability to summon monsters, he really wished that the monsters would overwhelm the disciples who hadn't entered the state at all.