I'm an uncle

Walking in front of the NPC Tallman who was "recognized as J", his forehead was throbbing with veins. To be honest, if he had the ability to summon monsters, he would have wished to use monsters to drown out this group of disciples who hadn't entered the state at all.

For this notoriously impossible task, why did the player accept the task?It’s nothing more than rare medicinal herbs and ore materials on the map. After all, in this simulation game, even if you minimize the pain, facing some walking “visual violence perpetrators” NPCs, normal people still can’t bear it.

However, for this group of guys, clearing the monsters is clearing the monsters, but once the monsters are cleared, they immediately walk away. They don't even look at the herbs and ores passing by, and just ignore them and leave.

As a guide, Tallman couldn't help asking the player who was following him: "Aren't you going to collect some resources here?"

As the main force in clearing monsters and also responsible for protecting the guides, Hangtian Liu grinned: "We are in a hurry, we should finish the task as soon as possible. The family is waiting for me to go back and make soy sauce."

In fact, even the golden-headed Senwu children's shoes from Ashura's family agreed to give up the resource collection activities on the way to this mission, and seize the time to fight all the way to the boss's main room as soon as possible.

Because of their special status as king turners, the use time of each stand-in warrior is limited, and it is said that no team can last more than 3 minutes face-to-face when facing the King of Lamentation. There are very few data on various abilities on the disciple forum.

The lack of data led to inaccurate results of the pre-made sand table drills. In order to prevent the failure of the mission due to the overtime use of substitutes, the people of the Ashura family decided that the strategy strategy for this mission is--quickly and quickly. Fast time clearance.

However, Talman still got a little comfort from someone's actions. He saw that the tallest and strongest warrior inside would bend down from time to time to pick up something in the grass under the tree and put it into his luggage. He also has the longest legs, so he can easily catch up with the team by running a few more steps.

Not long after, Sen Wu, the queen of Ashura's family, also noticed Zhang Sirui's small movements. Faced with his questioning eyes, Zhang Sirui was a little embarrassed: "Sorry, it's rare to see a few kinds of ingredients, like these kinds of mushrooms , I heard that the taste is more delicious than ordinary mushrooms. I happened to encounter several famous dishes when reading ancient recipes, but I couldn’t make them because of the lack of these raw materials. Now I can pick some and cook them at home for you to eat , it shouldn’t matter if you don’t waste time.”

Oh, Sen Wu, Hang Hang Liu, and His Royal Highness Cui stopped at the same time, even the three little ones stopped moving, and looked at Zhang Sirui in unison.

"Of course it has something to do with it." Sen Wu's eyes even showed a trace of anger, and his tone was full of complaints: "Why didn't you say it earlier, why didn't you just say that we could have helped us collect more."

It is rare for His Highness Cui to stand on Sen Wu's side and nod in agreement: "Yes, someone told me in the past that you Chinese have an old saying, "The grace of dripping water is repaid by the spring", and every time it is troublesome, it is very troublesome for you to cook for me. Sorry, if you need something as small as ingredients, just let me know, and I will definitely get it for you."

Hang Hang Liu simply jumped into the bushes on the side of the road, and asked Zhang Sirui loudly: "Kiss, let us help, just tell us, why are you being polite to us, by the way, is this edible? It looks pretty good in color." As soon as he finished speaking, he was tied up by the roots of the plants that moved suddenly, and then fell headlong.

Zhang Sirui looked at the companion who was always rushing to the front in order to eat, and replied in a low voice to the guy who was fighting with the tentacles: "This is popcorn chrysanthemum. It is said that the tentacles taste a bit like octopus feet, but the color is different." It’s too scary, not many people will have an appetite.”

He had just finished speaking when he saw Hang Hang Liu carrying a handful of bloody tentacles that were so brightly colored and disgustingly bright, he was playing with the stuff in his backpack vigorously, and said with a smile: "It's okay, I'm not particular about food. .”

Everyone in Ashuro's team except him said in their hearts, yes, you are very particular about the portion you eat, you big eater.

As a result, Ashuro's team finally began to act like a real team of adventurers. While clearing monsters normally, everyone picked up some strange resources on the roadside that were said to be ingredients. Even Tallman saw it with his own eyes. , that ws guy who always followed his ass/ass, actually didn't even let the monsters go, dismembered some little monsters with his own hands, skinned, cramped, boned and gutted, the unfortunate monsters died so badly.

Tallman swallowed blood in his mouth, and finally, relying on his years of experience as a guide, he forced himself to swallow the depression back.

For the sake of the delicious food in the future, the Ashura team almost forgot their original tactical goal. Fortunately, as the eldest wife, Sen Wu is very good at housekeeping, so he changed the plan very flexibly. With the help of small things, the npcs will not take the initiative The convenient conditions and resources on the road were identified by Zhang Sirui, and then he directed Mr. Jing and the others to collect them, and the others continued to clear the monsters. It happened that there was no delay in both, but they didn't notice it. While collecting resources, Tallman, who was not far away, froze slightly, but quickly returned to normal.

The one with wings may be an angel or a birdman, but the little mirror would rather be a birdman than a bee.

Although powerless to resist the Queen's tyranny, the little mirror still pouted secretly and sulked. Flying around like this hurt its feathers very much. It's a pity for its white wings that are carefully groomed every day.

Suddenly it stopped flapping its wings, stood on a tall sunflower-shaped corolla, set up an awning on its tiptoes, and then flew towards Zhang Sirui, calling: "Uncle! Someone is coming ahead."

Ashura's team stopped all their movements, and Sen Wu carefully questioned the little mirror: "Little mirror, did you see it right? Isn't it a strange thing?"

The little mirror nodded affirmatively: "That's right, it's definitely not a strange smell, and I also smelled a strange smell, but I can't remember what it is at once?"

Zhang Sirui and the others looked at the guide Tallman, an NPC who might know the news, and only Sen Wu calmly asked His Highness Cui: "It's not that the area where the mission is transferred is closed, and only the team that receives the mission can enter. Why? How could someone else enter this copy map?"

His Royal Highness Cui looked confident that there was nothing unexpected in his chest. He patiently did his duty once in a while, and explained the rules for Ashuro's team: "The kind of mission that only allows one team to enter the map is an ordinary dungeon mission. The one you enter is a copy of the Wang family's promotion mission. As long as the mission location is on the same map, different Wang family reincarnators can form a team and enter the map associated with this mission by accepting missions from different NPCs. However, each NPC will only release one Therefore, different teams have different mission requirements, some consistent ones will be competitive, and some inconsistent ones will even conflict with each other.”

"That is to say, what the game company expects is to let the reincarnators of the Wang family bite their dogs?" As soon as Hangtian left a message, he was despised by n many companions.

"Bah, bah, bah, you're the dog, and your family is the one with all the hair." Sen Wu looked at this dumb guy with disdain.However, the Wang family's reincarnation mission system did give him some strange feelings recently.I always feel that the identity of the reincarnation of the Wang family, which strictly controls the number of participants, has a high degree of freedom beyond the imagination of existing game players, and the upper limit of the requirements for the abilities of the Wang family is very high. It was -- some sort of experiment.

Sen Wu even feels that his brain is getting better and better recently. With mental calculations alone, he can even directly complete many conclusions that used to require a lot of information comparison and calculation.

Therefore, the unintentional words left by Hangtian made Senwu feel that an invisible black hand was making them, the transformed mice, kill each other.

"Ah, I know what it smells like now?" Little Mirror's eyes lit up suddenly, and he said excitedly to Yin Hong and Qieqie, "It's the smell of the body!"

Before Qieqi could react, Yin Hong jumped up first, and immediately pulled the small mirror and stuffed it into Zhang Sirui's hand, and immediately flew back in front of Sen Wu, making a posture of concentrating on fighting.

Sen Wu calmly asked Yin Hong: "Boy, if you know something, tell it quickly. I need the more accurate and better information."

"Hmph, of course my master. The other party's stand-in elf is our classmate, the long-lost Amaterasu, whose human form is [ancient god system], commonly known as the original god, and whose main body is a perfume bottle. He is the same as the three of us." The stand-in elf of the Dream Charm Makeup series has the ability to charm, bind, purify, revive, etc..."

"It's still Honghong's former girlfriend, but her last boyfriend was me, even though she dumped me in the end." Little Mirror added seriously.

"Little mirror, you talk too much." Yin Hong made a face, very dissatisfied with Mr. Jing's preemptive confession: "Also, the reason why the other party broke up with you is that you used the perfume in her bottle as alcohol and drank it up. It directly caused her to be downgraded, so it would be strange if she didn't break up with you."

"No, that's not the reason why she wanted to break up with me." Jun Jing didn't feel any guilt at all. "I didn't do it on purpose. Besides, that perfume is really bad. I felt like throwing up when I smelled that fragrance. As a result, I threw up all over her as soon as I met her. After a few times, she ignored me. It really hurts my heart."

Yin Hong was speechless: "Amaterasu didn't kill you, it's really fortunate that she is an autistic house girl."

"Then there is another substitute elf, which one will it be?" Qieqi raised his hand tremblingly. In fact, he wanted to say that he was very scared, but he looked at the small mirror and was determined to protect his best friend. He is currently trying to cheer himself up.

Suddenly, two loud laughs came from a distance, and a voice said: "Since you ask for advice sincerely, we will tell you mercifully!"

At this moment, what appeared in front of everyone were two figures, one big and one small, who cooperated tacitly, and they were busy making all kinds of embarrassing poses together at the moment.

"To prevent the world from being destroyed!" Said Aerospace Liu, twisting his hips.

"To protect the peace of the world!" said the little mirror, wagging its tail, no, it was flapping its wings and flying like a fly.

"Practice the evil of love and truth!" Hang Hangliu knelt on one knee and raised his left hand.

"A cute and charming villain!" The little mirror looks like an angel flying into the sky.

Then the two settled down.

"What are your surnames?" Hang Hang asked the visitor quietly.

The visitor, who was fooled by their silly actions, actually replied honestly: "Oh, I am invincible, but he is unbearable."

The frozen picture starts up again immediately.

"Small attack!" Aerospace stayed in a muscular and mighty posture.

"Xiao Shou!" The little mirror acted weakly, coquettishly and shyly.

"The empty soy sauce bottles are waiting for the idlers on the side of the road!" The duo's modeling is completed.

Qie Qie, who was temporarily caught by Jing Jun as a character, said in a low voice, "Meow~ that's it!"