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Brother Long walked slowly to the shipping port.

Every month in this small port, there will be three transport spaceships, quietly passing through countless interstellar corridors, bringing various materials needed by the base, to this unknown mysterious asteroid.

Long Ge has obviously gotten used to this place, avoiding the logistics robots busy loading and unloading among various large and small containers, and after a while, he came to a small man with a curly mustache.

"Hey, old captain, do you have the goods I want?" Brother Long patted the shoulder of Captain Qiao Sen with a smile. He is an old captain, although many people say that he is not as old as Long Ge.

The old captain was sorting out and comparing the material list at hand. He looked up and saw Long Hongkuang, an old acquaintance. He squinted his eyes, grinned, and stretched out his hand to rub his index finger and thumb in front of Brother Long. This is very old. Earth Sign Language, the meaning of which is known to everyone on Earth.

Brother Long smiled wretchedly, lowered his voice and asked, "Is it a good product?"

The old captain also smiled impurely and said in a low voice: "It's not easy for me to make sure that the original version has no mosaics. I'll help him get one."

Brother Long covered his mouth with the back of his hand furtively, and asked the old captain with a frown, "How dare you show this to the old man? It's a contraband."

The old captain swallowed his saliva and looked around: "The men here are not interested in this, and they have been holding it back for more than two years."

Long Ge muttered: "It's not an old thing. It always says that watching is forbidden, fearing that we will affect our training mood, but the more we stop watching, the more people want to watch. Isn't this human nature?"

The old captain looked at him sympathetically: "You guys have worked really hard. I don't let you see the old stuff because I'm afraid it will frighten you. That little stunner is really amazing."

He exaggeratedly drew two spheres on his chest; "Little Stunner's baby is so big! And it's very durable, on average it lasts for more than three hours, the longest one lasted three days, it's really not easy to deal with ah."

Brother Long smiled evilly: "Well, isn't there an old saying in my hometown, 'Know yourself and the enemy and you can fight a hundred battles'. Hey, when I figure it out, even if I have the opportunity to fight that little stunner for [-] rounds next time, I, Brother Long, will not be afraid." gone."

The old captain gave him a squinting look: "That beauty is not something ordinary people can bear, you'd better be careful not to touch it."

Brother Long took the information disk from the old captain, hurriedly put it into his arms, and coughed twice: "Hey, brother is gone, remember to go back to the Bank of China to check."

The old captain held Brother Long back: "Wait a minute, if you want to leave, take your little mouse with you. I can't keep other living things on this boat except myself."

Brother Long turned his head to look in a certain direction where his finger was dark, and there was indeed a cargo bag with a bunch of twisted things inside.

With a big sigh, Brother Long complained: "Why did I have such a bad boy?" Then he resignedly picked up the cargo bag that was one person tall, put it on his shoulder and walked away.

"No delivery, no delivery." The old captain's grinning appearance didn't look like a kind old captain, but rather like the old pirate in the storybook, and he was just full of looting and burping his stomach.

Brother Long returned to his dormitory, and threw the bag on the ground forcefully. The force he used was really heavy, so the bag screamed: "Oops!"

Brother Long untied the bag rudely, revealing the face of the young man inside; "Aren't you annoying, boy? You were the one who wanted to come here to work for your life, and now you are the one who wants to sneak out every now and then. You really have a lot of ways." , People don’t want to be stones anymore?”

When the transport ship here was returning, in order not to attract the attention of others, it deliberately brought back some ores that were near the base and were not unique to this planet, just to deceive people.

The young man was pulling his long and messy hair, and he was in a bad mood. After all, he was not as useful as he imagined, and the armed robots on the transport ship were not as useless as he imagined. The first reaction of a child who does bad things is always to Hate the person who catches himself, not the self-reflective one.

"I'm not deserting! I'll go back to see my sister. I asked for leave, but the old man refused! This is not a training base, isn't this in jail? It's been almost two years, and I haven't called my sister. .”

"It's going to jail!" Brother Long interrupted the boy's complaint impatiently: "Once you come in, you will be bound by the secrecy mechanism. If it wasn't for the old man who tricked you in at the beginning, who would let you mess around like this? ? Been a traitor for a long time and launched to do space junk. Don't you understand, you silly boy?"

The boy suddenly flattened his mouth, tears were about to come down, and said to Brother Long in a hoarse voice: "I know, but my sister will have the opening ceremony of primary school in three days, and if mom and dad are not here, and I won't accompany her... …I'm afraid she'll cry."

Brother Long didn't expect this boy to cry. After all, many adults would be trained to cry. This boy just gritted his teeth and rushed up, got injured, and barked like an injured puppy in the infirmary. No one has seen him cry before, but now, Brother Long sighed and scratched the short hair on the boy's forehead: "Little San'er, it's you who is about to cry."

I don't know when it started, Zhang Sirui's nickname became "Little San'er" because of the homonym of "Sirui". 'The puppy led by Brother Long' sounds better.

Zhang Sirui resisted the urge to wipe tears, and said in a hoarse voice: "But I'm afraid that Xiaofo won't recognize me when she grows up, and even hate me. I said that I will go home whenever I have a holiday. Who knew that this place is like a concentration camp..."

Brother Long scratched his head: "It's not that bad here, at least there are other fun."

Zhang Sirui curled his lips: "What's the fun? You're the only one who has fun. You always bully me, relying on yourself being bigger than me, oppressing me every day. You always don't give me food, and when you're full, you press me to force me... ..."

Long Ge sees that Xiao San'er is getting more and more outrageous, a bit like that... What is the name of the woman whose dead child is nagging more and more in a novel?

No, it can't go on like this!

Brother Long thought to himself, how can the disciples I teach become talkative, they must be corrected from an early age.

This was the 'baby' he had secretly smuggled from the old captain out of the corner of his eye, and he had an idea.

"Hahaha, little San'er! Is it a man?" Brother Long boldly patted Zhang Sirui's shoulder.

Zhang Sirui's shoulder was slapped crookedly by Brother Long, and before he knew the situation, he saw Brother Long take out an instrument from the drawer at the speed of light, messing around, and soon, the big information device in the living room began to produce images.

"Ha, you have to read this if you're a man, little San'er, Brother Long opened your eyes today." Brother Long sat on the floor with his arms around the boy surnamed Zhang cross-legged.

"What is this?" Zhang Sirui looked suspiciously at the blank shell of the information disk without any text, very suspicious.

What's more-what kind of picture is that, the pink opening scene, many beautiful girls stretch their waists and twist their buttocks to make people hook, could it be the legendary...

Zhang Sirui's face turned slightly red, and he thought angrily, Brother Long really, actually killed the seedlings and forced him to watch this.

Who knew that Brother Long next to him burst into laughter like no one else was there: "That old guy is so funny, he actually did this. Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter."

Can anyone tell me what porn in this world can make a man laugh wildly? Zhang Sirui's face turned blue, and he began to consider whether he should tell the old man to take care of his men's mental health problems.

At this time, the screen of the information device suddenly went dark.

Brother Long suddenly stopped rolling on the floor, turned over and put his arms around Zhang Sirui's shoulders, and said seriously: "Although I don't know if you can bear it, it's good to see it early, you must look carefully at the things below gone."

It was in such an inexplicable situation that Zhang Sirui saw his first nightmare in his life.