I'm an uncle

Killing the King and Killing the God, this is the title of the champion of the Interstellar Martial Arts Competition.

And the undefeated myth who has won the Budokai champion for ten consecutive times is Cui Chimut Oli, a prince of the Oli galaxy empire. The royal family of the galaxy empire is famous for its bravery and combat skills.

The aborigines of the Oli galaxy are born with beautiful appearance. In the average life span of 860 years, the infancy period is 43 years, the juvenile period is 60 years, and they become adults at the age of [-] years. The way the royal family trains the future heirs to the throne is to send the top ten heirs to the Aoli Fighting Fighter Training Base, and let them fight against strong men from interstellar countries to exercise their blood and fighting skills.

As for Cui Chimut Oli, his code name is 'Kill the King and Kill the God', and his current age is unknown, because the custom of Oli planet is to hate others talking about his age. In their social habits, the age of birth has been Such information is regarded as the highest level of privacy, and unauthorized dissemination or asking about other people's ages will be regarded as an insulting and discriminatory behavior by the Oli Stars.

Although the private life and government affairs of the Oli royal family are extremely low-key, in the interstellar countries where martial arts competitions are popular, this young man with ice-blue long hair is known to everyone, and everyone knows his beauty. There are many people such as Beautiful nicknames such as 'the beautiful boy who stares at the stars' and 'the ice thorn rose under the moonlight' make the strong men in the base feel cold.

Under the influence of the secrecy mechanism, the Modern Martial Arts Association has adopted a very sophisticated proxy technology throughout the process. After holographic scanning of the personal physical qualifications of the fighters, they are simultaneously preset as some kind of alternative character image.

And the fighting fighters are sent to the fighting arena - the death planet known as the "resting place" to fight to the death. All the audience, including the staff who are not up to the S level, can only see These are preset 'surrogate' images.

For example, Cui Chimut, who is well-known to everyone, his substitute in the Budokai is an image very similar to the Asura King who represents killing in the mythology of an ancient earth country. Tracing back to the origin, the Ori galaxy People claim that the Asura King in the ancient mythology of the people on Earth has a very magical relationship with an ancient interstellar explorer in their galaxy. There are 380 and five versions of this relationship in the entire interstellar. If you are interested, you can go to the largest interstellar My library refers to a book called "Killing Kings Killing Gods with Many Faces".

But at this time Zhang Sirui didn't understand everything mentioned above, he was simply attracted by the battle scene on the information device.

It was an ancient battlefield environment similar to ruins, with a bloody red moon hanging high in the sky.

A young man with blue hair was wearing a robe embellished with ancient religious patterns. Under the exquisite combat uniform, his vigorous body stood upright. His long, almost white light blue hair was windless and automatic. The boy's face was covered with a beautiful mask. The eyes of the mask are empty and expressionless. It looks benevolent, but also cruel, serene like a baby, and ferocious like a ghost. All living beings are born with all kinds of phenomena, which adds to the strange charm of the young man.

During the battle, the mask blocked the young man's expression, making it impossible to guess what kind of face the young man showed at the moment of killing.

Yes!He kept repeating the killing action.

In other words, it was his two light clusters flying back and forth, harvesting life like a death scythe.

When a knife breaks, when a sword breaks, the cold light beams and scarlet fire balls whizzing towards him can only utter a choked-up whine under the protection of the light balls, and are blocked a foot away from the young man.

"Xuanji body protection, it's very powerful." Long Ge held his chin and sighed melancholy: "Members of the Aoli royal family are born spiritual masters, and they have their own special body protection ability since birth. This kind of offensive and defensive Xuanji bodyguard can not only resist 36 pieces of external force, but also cause group damage that can destroy 57 pieces of muscle density. This kind of monster is still called an underage child? My God, 30 years have passed Why, why is he still underage! He is still letting people live."

Brother Long was rolling around on the floor with his pillow in his arms when he heard someone shout, "Amazing!"

The startled Long Ge raised his head, and Zhang Sirui, who was so excited that he could almost see the invisible hairy tail dangling, had already jumped in front of him, his little face glowing red with excitement: "Long Ge, Long Ge, this move is powerful!" , can we use it?"

Brother Long curled his lips: "Don't even think about it, even if the current interstellar race has been genetically optimized, it is hundreds of times stronger than the primitive humans on Earth 1000 years ago, both mentally and physically. There is still a big difference between a superhuman race like Li from the ancient galaxy—ah! How did you get it?"

Zhang Sirui flicked a white light on his fingertips, and was very puzzled by Brother Long's fuss: "It's very simple."

Brother Long's jaw hit the ground, and he looked at Zhang Sirui suspiciously again: "Are you really a purebred earthling?"

Zhang Sirui thought about it seriously, then nodded slightly: "Ah, I remembered, besides the people from Huaiyin, my family also has some blood from Quzhou people, doesn't that affect it?"

Brother Long's chin was straight to the center of the planet.

From then on, Zhang Sirui became the first fighter among the fighters of the Earth Alliance who could release his internal energy to the outside world. In addition, he became a silver-white double-edged sword after injecting internal energy. He was known as: Silver Blade Leopard King, And eight years later, on behalf of the Earth Alliance, he defeated the king and god of killing Cui Chimut Oli for the first time, although he paid a painful price that ordinary people could not imagine.

"Hahaha, Brother Long, I knew back then that you would be promising. Sure enough, when you defeated that ten thousand-year-old boy Aoli, I wanted to tell everyone around me that this is my apprentice. Alas, it's a pity, just now Tell your sister-in-law, and I was ripped off by that wicked woman, and she insisted that I was bragging." Long Ge recalled bitterness and sweetness very sadly.

"It's all caused by the breaking of the secrecy mechanism. Although the pension and insurance money after retiring from the army are enough for my family, but I can't tell my family about the base, so I am nagged by your sister-in-law all day long. Said that I am obviously retired from the cooking class, and the things I cook are not as fragrant as hers." Brother Long touched his belly aggrieved: "The old man is really wicked, insisting that I was born in cooking. Isn't this fooling me. "

Zhang Sirui smiled: "Brother Long is also fat now. I think the old man is very predictable. Now that you look like this, people will definitely say you are a chef when you go out."

Brother Long happily patted his stomach: "That's right, your sister-in-law cooks delicious food, come to my house to eat later, I guarantee you will gain three catties after eating."

Zhang Sirui said yes with a smile, looking at the beaming Long Ge in front of him, he was comforted a lot. For countless nights, Zhang Sirui woke up from that nightmare.

In his nightmares, a bloody face always appeared in front of his eyes. It belonged to Brother Long. In the third year of taking him under his leadership, Brother Long was elected as the head of the Fighting Fighters Group of the Earth Alliance. After failing to challenge Killing King and Killing God, Brother Long lay on the ambulance bed covered in bruises and lost his right eye forever.

"The nightmare is finally over." Zhang Sirui heaved a long sigh of relief as he thought.

While chatting, Long Ge noticed several scratch cards on the coffee table in front of Zhang Sirui's sofa, picked one up, and was amused: "So you also want that online game star number, and my wife is clamoring for it too. Solution, I bought a dozen packs, and my family Mao Mao mobilized to shave her cards, but the chances are too small, so I only scraped a few packs of tissue paper."

"My sister-in-law also plays with this kind of children's stuff. I plan to scratch it and give it to Xiao Fo'er to play with. People of their age should like it." Zhang Sirui said.

"Ah? Don't tell me, you haven't played the Gate of Crossing." Long Ge narrowed his eyes and stared at Zhang Sirui. According to Long Ge's understanding of this person - it is very likely that Zhang Sirui is out of the scope of common sense in society.

"Isn't it the kind of online game that children play?" Zhang Sirui blinked.

"To be more precise, this is an interstellar online game with a penetration rate of 90.00% for all people. The Gate of Crossing even has its own thirteen sets of information channels and news channels, which are dedicated to introducing hot news and introductions in the game. Ah , it's about time, let's take a look." Long Ge picked up the information remote control on the coffee table and pressed it a few times, the information screen changed to an antique background, a handsome guy in strange clothes (Zhang Sirui's perception) was pulling He raised the sword to the sky, and said: "Give me strength, the perfect moon." Then several rays of light surrounded him, turned into a white light, and smashed hard at the villain on the opposite side.

After the villain screamed, the hero put the sword back into the scabbard indifferently, and a beautiful woman stepped up next to him, with a grateful expression: "Hero!——".

Brother Long impatiently pressed the remote control: "It's the Fuyao drama that this sour old woman watched. There are more than 800 episodes. Apart from the bad plot, it's not interesting. Let's watch other things."

Afterwards, a dozen or so channels were changed, all of which were strange characters and messy backgrounds doing strange things (Zhang Sirui's cognition).

Suddenly, returning to the news interview column that Zhang Sirui was familiar with, he saw the serious host discussing something with the guests. Brother Long listened and stopped pressing the button with great interest.

The host looked authoritative and serious, and raised his glasses: "From a psychological point of view, I don't think that Mr. Senwu will give up the past grievances and enter this online game that brought him painful memories. What do you think, Sen Ai Mr. Mori, the chief chairman of the group, will accept the special gift from his younger brother - the star special number of the gate of crossing. Will he break his oath of 'never enter'?"

Ms. ×× was filled with righteous indignation: "As a representative of the majority of women, we do not welcome this ruthless and boring man, Senwu, to enter through this gate, the last paradise of Eden for human beings. After all, the harm he brought to Miss Wuchun is so profound. Enough to make all women see him as an enemy of women."

The host continued to ask: "However, Miss Wuchun found her new lover soon after she divorced Mr. Senwu, and held a grand wedding ceremony with Dong Lizhu, the vice-leader of the Cangran Gang, in the gate of time travel." It is understood that Mr. Mori has no new love rumors after the divorce. There have been rumors in the outside world that the female group was too partial to Ms. Wuchun in the divorce case of Mori Wu, which led to unfair public opinion. , what do you think of Miss XX, the leader of the 'Women Love Yourself' club?"

Ms. ×× said confidently: "The desertification of Senwu's love life just proves our original opinion. The emotional harm brought to his partner by a selfish and boring man is far from the emotional foundation that marriage should guarantee for both men and women. It can be said that Miss Wuchun's free yearning and pursuit of feelings is exactly what our women's club supports."

Brother Long snorted: "Cut! It's just that Hong Xing is out of the wall. She said it so brightly and aboveboard, in this world."

Zhang Sirui was puzzled: "What is Hong Xing cheating on?"

Brother Long was surprised: "You don't know about the Mori family's incident? There was a lot of trouble last year."

Zhang Sirui smiled wryly: "Last year, I basically lay in bed for a year, how could I know this?"

Brother Long's eyes darkened, and then his spirits trembled again, and he gave a gossipy smile: "Ha, then let me tell you, let's talk about it, it's like this."

In fact, this matter is very simple. Although Sen Wu, the boss of Senai Group, is not very old, he married a bride who was six or seven years younger than him a few years ago.

When Xiao Qiao got married back then, she was a beautiful couple, but after a few years of loving each other, Sen Wu happened to be in a period of vigorous career development, busy with work and neglected the backyard.

Mrs. Mori, Wuchun, was not very old when she got married, and she was at the age of playing. When her husband was busy, the little girl simply had fun on her own, so she opened an account in the door to play online games. Wuchun originally She has an extraordinary appearance, plus she is not short of money, so she can be regarded as a half-gold coin player. It didn't take long for her to win the reputation of the dancing princess during the time travel, and there are countless suitors.

Among them, there is such a Prince Charming—the deputy head of the Cang Ran Gang, Dong Lizhu. This young man happens to be young and enthusiastic, and he is personable and good at picking up girls. Soon the two hook up. Rape (Longge language).

It just so happened that several of Sen Wu's younger brothers were playing this game. It was said that one day one of the younger brothers found out that his sister-in-law was hooking up with other men in the game. One of the biggest gang wars of all time.

This gang war, which was named "Dancing Chaos" by later generations, was originally named righteously in the Mori family, but countless female groups popped up in the middle, claiming that "true love is innocent" and supporting "Love in the East".

In the real world, there were also negative news about several Mori brothers beating up his sister-in-law, Wuchun committing suicide for love, and so on.

And Dong Lizhu actually disclosed his identity in the real world, he was actually the second son of the He family, the old enemy of the Sen family, and the second son of He solemnly announced his pursuit of Wu Chun, but the main master, Sen Wu, ignored it , refused to issue a statement.

In the end, Wu Chun regained her identity as a young lady, took part of Sen Ai's property, married into a new rich family, and continued their love journey with her new husband He Er in the gate of crossing.

Sen Wu, on the other hand, continued his ordinary life in the midst of ridicule or lamentation from the world.

However, since then, there have been rumors of "Sen Wu swore never to enter the Gate of Transmigration" for some reason.

Coupled with the fact that someone heard the Mori brothers talking in public today, saying that they would give one of the special star numbers from the Gate of Crossing to their eldest brother, the world couldn't help but seethe, there is no wave without wind, it is best to have big waves.