I'm an uncle
Chapter 71
It's a pity that this funny cooperation between Hanghangliu and Xiaojing obviously had the opposite effect, and it touched some people's backs.
"Small Gong?" The black-haired warrior on the left raised his eyebrows.
"Xiao Shou?!" The white-haired warlock on the right raised his eyes.
"Ghosts are Xiao Gong?" The red-haired warrior on the left roared angrily, shaking his fists.
"You are Xiaoshou, your family's Xiaoshou!" The silver-haired warlock on the right raised his middle finger.
Obviously, the two strangers who came to meet them felt that they had been "pomomen" because they gave themselves the so-called "Xiao Gong & Xiao Shou" nicknames without authorization, so they immediately staged it arrogantly There was a 'Spopper Gate' demonstration.
The martial artist on the left should belong to the fighting class. Unlike the Ashura family's special product, the God of Fighting Warrior, he is a warrior with dual skills in magic and martial arts who prefers the addition of dark magic and spells. On the hilt of his long sword, several dark-colored gemstones and magic crests are inlaid.
This black-haired, golden-eyed, heroic fighter in black clothes has a very good figure because of his combination of magic and martial arts. He is full of strength and at the same time has a sense of coordination. When he looks at the enemy, he looks like a lazily watching the prey Black Panther gives people a feeling of domineering and full of tension.
And the other white-clothed warlock with blond hair and gray eyes has a beautiful appearance. His slanted eyebrows and upturned eyes give people a slightly charming feeling. Judging from the equipment on his body, he should be a kind of "dark priest". This kind of player can not only help teammates increase blood, increase status, add blessings, purify, eliminate stress and other beneficial states, but also weaken the power of cursed enemies, or simply cause the opponent to have negative states such as disease, poisoning and weakness.It can be said that this is a profession with all-round development of evil and purity, and it is also jokingly called the profession with the most '0.5' temperament by a small group of female players.
"Wait! You said you're called 'Invincible'? Are you 'Unbearable'?" The old disciple player Hangtian Liu touched his chin and recalled an interesting rumor: "Could it be that you two are that pair, who traveled through The legendary 'Gongshou Wushuang Enemy Duo', right?"
Sen Wu also snapped his fingers, and suddenly realized: "Oh, I remembered, my little sister also said, is it that pair? I heard that the two people had nothing to do with each other, but they were named after a tragedy... They are a perfect match, one with 'gong' and the other with 'shou', they are tragically turned into a couple. I heard that many little girls are very infatuated with them. My sister even put a commemorative poster of their love on the bedside. "
Gong Wubu and Unbearable were taken aback at the same time, and asked in unison: "What love commemorative photo? When did we take a love commemorative poster, why didn't I know."
Sen Wuyi gave a very funny expression: "It is the holy Ye Su who is embraced by the six-winged fallen black angel behind him, and the Ye Su in the front stretches his arms to fly against the wind. It is the classic shape of the old movie Titanic. It is said that it is still The latest poster of this month."
The duo of Gongshou and Shou shivered together, and when they thought that they would put on such a thunderous pose with their rivals, they had the urge to cover their faces and crouch in a corner.
Unbearable to aim hard at the ass that is invincible is a set of Foshan Wuying foot kicks: "It's you, this guy, every time I get involved! Let you have such a ghost name, so that you dare to hug me behind."
Gong Wu Bu Ke stretched out his arms to resist flying legs all over the sky, and at the same time shouted unconvinced: "Whoever hugged your back, it must have been passed by someone. The name problem, why are you blaming me again, even though my name is domineering, But it’s also very common, it’s not that you came up with a strange name with the character Shou.”
Unbearable sneered: "My name is also in line with my personality, I just can't bear it with you stupid idiot! How many times do you dare to reincarnate to me again this time, ah? I do Jesus, you will fall into heaven, I will be Brahma, and you will become Shiva, and I will be Harry Spinach, and you will become Voldemort. What are you doing! You did it on purpose, broken-back man!"
Gong Wubuke obviously had a frustrating mouth, but it was unbearable to say it, so he had to repeatedly spit at him during the interval of being attacked: "You are the one with the broken back, and your whole family has broken backs!"
Unbearable smirked: "Don't imitate what I said, you are plagiarizing."
Gong Wubu rolled his eyes Feifei: "I'm so famous for copying your underwear, do I need to copy you? You want to hype it up."
Unbearable to be poked by the staff: "You are obviously plagiarizing, you are plagiarizing, and why did you mention underwear."
The scabbard scabbard is invincible: "Is it copying you when I repeat the words I speak to you? Does it count as copying you when someone else repeats the words you say every day? The kindergarten teacher who taught you how to speak is also teaching you to copy. By the way Say, your panties fell off and hung out of my window sill again, you bastard with leopard print underwear!"
Unbearable arrogance: "If you don't have knowledge, please have some common sense. If the similarity exceeds 30%, it is plagiarism. You boxer monster, don't wash two weeks' worth of underwear together every time you are lazy. I am on the second floor of your house. You'll feel ashamed, man in underwear at the United Nations meeting!"
Gong Wubuke sneered at his appearance: "So what, at most it's an excessive reference. Don't buy leopard-print pants with such a thin belt, they are not strong and keep falling off. I have sent them to you several times!"
The onlookers were stunned by the phrase 'underpants' on the left and 'plagiarism' on the right, and they all said that the duck pear is very big, so some people couldn't help but intervene.
Hearing that these two people were always attacking each other on the topic of plagiarism, Zhang Sirui said in a half-joking tone at first: "Hey, don't you both write books?"
To his surprise, the two people who were attacking each other happily in front of them stopped at the same time, and then turned their heads to look at Zhang Sirui with a surprised expression of 'Damn, how do you know'.
Gong Wubuke suddenly flicked his black hair on his forehead, triumphantly: "I don't know how you can see it, alas, once you become overlord, you can't even change your vest, sin, sin." She gave Zhang Sirui a serious wink: "Keep it secret, Beibi."
Sen Wu smiled: "Although I don't know if you two are real writers, but do you have another identity? I understand it. It's a great honor to meet the two reincarnations of the Wang family again."
The corner of Gong Wubuke's mouth twitched: "No way, we were exposed?"
Unbearable let out a 'cut', and looked at Gong Wu Bu Ke with disdain: "Have you just realized it? Except for competitors who have accepted the same task, how could it be possible to meet other players in the dungeon who are not in the same group. Among the other NPCs, the one who accepts the exclusive task of the reincarnation of the Wang family in the same dungeon map will of course be Luo, the reincarnation of the Wang family."
Sen Wu continued to smile: "Oh, would it be convenient for you to tell us, which NPC did you accept the task from?"
"It's Kangsi, oops—" Gong Wubuke said it before he was hit with an unbearable heavy slap on the head, and he was scolded angrily: "You don't know what you can say and what you can't say, you idiot !"
Sen Wu smiled even more happily: "So that's it, it was Konstantin, the patriarch of the Ailuoxin family, who announced it. The younger brother Tallman wanted to save his elder brother Abrad who was turned into a monster, and the head of the Wang family and The mentor Constantine wants to eliminate the former priest and former apprentice Abrad who has turned into an ugly monster, which is really an authentic 'two live one reverse mission'."
Unbearable curled his lips and said nonchalantly: "I'm really not afraid of opponents like wolves, but teammates like pigs. Since you all know what you should know, then stop talking nonsense and start fighting directly."
Sen Wu secretly murmured in his heart: Xiaobai is slow to attack and match ghosts and animals with violence, my sister will not deceive me.
At this time, His Royal Highness Cui appeared, and extended his hand to signal a pause: "Wait a minute, I need to remind everyone that according to the regulations, when reincarnations of the Wang family complete special trial tasks, if there are competing battles, there are special rules for death of."
Aerospace remained puzzled: "Just hit it, what will the consequences be?"
His Royal Highness Cui explained: "Usually fighting with each other will result in the immediate death of the player's reincarnation, but in the trial mission, the party that loses the battle can have two chances to use the double gem to replace its own death, and it will not be until the third time. You will lose your status as the reincarnation of the Wang family. As for the victor, as long as you collect enough substitute gems, you can get an unimaginable mysterious gift."
Sen Wu frowned: "I've never heard of such a mysterious gift in this game. Could it be a special marketing promotion of Ao Kun Company?"
Unbearable, just like his name, he is very impatient, and he has already started to hold the staff in his left and right hands alternately: "It's the family of the Oli royal family, my GM has said it. It is said that we can get the Oli people Powerful, political corruption should be very interested, anyway, I am not interested."
His Highness Cui was stunned when he heard it, and then asked Unbearable with an ugly expression: "Who told you that you can get the power of the Aoli people?"
"It's me, my cousin." The man who suddenly appeared next to His Highness Cui whispered in his ear with a smile, "Long time no see, my cousin is becoming more and more charming, no wonder I didn't recognize him at first. "
A white circle of fire burst out from His Highness Cui's side, instantly igniting the air around him. Unfortunately, the visitor's reaction was not slow. burning.
"It's you, why are you here?" His Royal Highness Cui was a little surprised at first, and then frowned as if he understood something by himself: "Damn Rian Morgan."
"Huh? Have we met somewhere? They look familiar." Hang Hang looked at the appearance of the visitor in surprise, it was definitely not for the purpose of striking up a conversation, but that he had indeed seen this picture recently, which is really impressive nasty face.
Extraordinary appearance, dark and healthy skin, stylish figure, and the most important thing is the Zixiang Liujin suit that shines all the way to the attention of the aerospace industry. Isn't this the Ye Xiang that he hates the most? Is the guild leader Ang Ye?Why is he here?
"Small Gong?" The black-haired warrior on the left raised his eyebrows.
"Xiao Shou?!" The white-haired warlock on the right raised his eyes.
"Ghosts are Xiao Gong?" The red-haired warrior on the left roared angrily, shaking his fists.
"You are Xiaoshou, your family's Xiaoshou!" The silver-haired warlock on the right raised his middle finger.
Obviously, the two strangers who came to meet them felt that they had been "pomomen" because they gave themselves the so-called "Xiao Gong & Xiao Shou" nicknames without authorization, so they immediately staged it arrogantly There was a 'Spopper Gate' demonstration.
The martial artist on the left should belong to the fighting class. Unlike the Ashura family's special product, the God of Fighting Warrior, he is a warrior with dual skills in magic and martial arts who prefers the addition of dark magic and spells. On the hilt of his long sword, several dark-colored gemstones and magic crests are inlaid.
This black-haired, golden-eyed, heroic fighter in black clothes has a very good figure because of his combination of magic and martial arts. He is full of strength and at the same time has a sense of coordination. When he looks at the enemy, he looks like a lazily watching the prey Black Panther gives people a feeling of domineering and full of tension.
And the other white-clothed warlock with blond hair and gray eyes has a beautiful appearance. His slanted eyebrows and upturned eyes give people a slightly charming feeling. Judging from the equipment on his body, he should be a kind of "dark priest". This kind of player can not only help teammates increase blood, increase status, add blessings, purify, eliminate stress and other beneficial states, but also weaken the power of cursed enemies, or simply cause the opponent to have negative states such as disease, poisoning and weakness.It can be said that this is a profession with all-round development of evil and purity, and it is also jokingly called the profession with the most '0.5' temperament by a small group of female players.
"Wait! You said you're called 'Invincible'? Are you 'Unbearable'?" The old disciple player Hangtian Liu touched his chin and recalled an interesting rumor: "Could it be that you two are that pair, who traveled through The legendary 'Gongshou Wushuang Enemy Duo', right?"
Sen Wu also snapped his fingers, and suddenly realized: "Oh, I remembered, my little sister also said, is it that pair? I heard that the two people had nothing to do with each other, but they were named after a tragedy... They are a perfect match, one with 'gong' and the other with 'shou', they are tragically turned into a couple. I heard that many little girls are very infatuated with them. My sister even put a commemorative poster of their love on the bedside. "
Gong Wubu and Unbearable were taken aback at the same time, and asked in unison: "What love commemorative photo? When did we take a love commemorative poster, why didn't I know."
Sen Wuyi gave a very funny expression: "It is the holy Ye Su who is embraced by the six-winged fallen black angel behind him, and the Ye Su in the front stretches his arms to fly against the wind. It is the classic shape of the old movie Titanic. It is said that it is still The latest poster of this month."
The duo of Gongshou and Shou shivered together, and when they thought that they would put on such a thunderous pose with their rivals, they had the urge to cover their faces and crouch in a corner.
Unbearable to aim hard at the ass that is invincible is a set of Foshan Wuying foot kicks: "It's you, this guy, every time I get involved! Let you have such a ghost name, so that you dare to hug me behind."
Gong Wu Bu Ke stretched out his arms to resist flying legs all over the sky, and at the same time shouted unconvinced: "Whoever hugged your back, it must have been passed by someone. The name problem, why are you blaming me again, even though my name is domineering, But it’s also very common, it’s not that you came up with a strange name with the character Shou.”
Unbearable sneered: "My name is also in line with my personality, I just can't bear it with you stupid idiot! How many times do you dare to reincarnate to me again this time, ah? I do Jesus, you will fall into heaven, I will be Brahma, and you will become Shiva, and I will be Harry Spinach, and you will become Voldemort. What are you doing! You did it on purpose, broken-back man!"
Gong Wubuke obviously had a frustrating mouth, but it was unbearable to say it, so he had to repeatedly spit at him during the interval of being attacked: "You are the one with the broken back, and your whole family has broken backs!"
Unbearable smirked: "Don't imitate what I said, you are plagiarizing."
Gong Wubu rolled his eyes Feifei: "I'm so famous for copying your underwear, do I need to copy you? You want to hype it up."
Unbearable to be poked by the staff: "You are obviously plagiarizing, you are plagiarizing, and why did you mention underwear."
The scabbard scabbard is invincible: "Is it copying you when I repeat the words I speak to you? Does it count as copying you when someone else repeats the words you say every day? The kindergarten teacher who taught you how to speak is also teaching you to copy. By the way Say, your panties fell off and hung out of my window sill again, you bastard with leopard print underwear!"
Unbearable arrogance: "If you don't have knowledge, please have some common sense. If the similarity exceeds 30%, it is plagiarism. You boxer monster, don't wash two weeks' worth of underwear together every time you are lazy. I am on the second floor of your house. You'll feel ashamed, man in underwear at the United Nations meeting!"
Gong Wubuke sneered at his appearance: "So what, at most it's an excessive reference. Don't buy leopard-print pants with such a thin belt, they are not strong and keep falling off. I have sent them to you several times!"
The onlookers were stunned by the phrase 'underpants' on the left and 'plagiarism' on the right, and they all said that the duck pear is very big, so some people couldn't help but intervene.
Hearing that these two people were always attacking each other on the topic of plagiarism, Zhang Sirui said in a half-joking tone at first: "Hey, don't you both write books?"
To his surprise, the two people who were attacking each other happily in front of them stopped at the same time, and then turned their heads to look at Zhang Sirui with a surprised expression of 'Damn, how do you know'.
Gong Wubuke suddenly flicked his black hair on his forehead, triumphantly: "I don't know how you can see it, alas, once you become overlord, you can't even change your vest, sin, sin." She gave Zhang Sirui a serious wink: "Keep it secret, Beibi."
Sen Wu smiled: "Although I don't know if you two are real writers, but do you have another identity? I understand it. It's a great honor to meet the two reincarnations of the Wang family again."
The corner of Gong Wubuke's mouth twitched: "No way, we were exposed?"
Unbearable let out a 'cut', and looked at Gong Wu Bu Ke with disdain: "Have you just realized it? Except for competitors who have accepted the same task, how could it be possible to meet other players in the dungeon who are not in the same group. Among the other NPCs, the one who accepts the exclusive task of the reincarnation of the Wang family in the same dungeon map will of course be Luo, the reincarnation of the Wang family."
Sen Wu continued to smile: "Oh, would it be convenient for you to tell us, which NPC did you accept the task from?"
"It's Kangsi, oops—" Gong Wubuke said it before he was hit with an unbearable heavy slap on the head, and he was scolded angrily: "You don't know what you can say and what you can't say, you idiot !"
Sen Wu smiled even more happily: "So that's it, it was Konstantin, the patriarch of the Ailuoxin family, who announced it. The younger brother Tallman wanted to save his elder brother Abrad who was turned into a monster, and the head of the Wang family and The mentor Constantine wants to eliminate the former priest and former apprentice Abrad who has turned into an ugly monster, which is really an authentic 'two live one reverse mission'."
Unbearable curled his lips and said nonchalantly: "I'm really not afraid of opponents like wolves, but teammates like pigs. Since you all know what you should know, then stop talking nonsense and start fighting directly."
Sen Wu secretly murmured in his heart: Xiaobai is slow to attack and match ghosts and animals with violence, my sister will not deceive me.
At this time, His Royal Highness Cui appeared, and extended his hand to signal a pause: "Wait a minute, I need to remind everyone that according to the regulations, when reincarnations of the Wang family complete special trial tasks, if there are competing battles, there are special rules for death of."
Aerospace remained puzzled: "Just hit it, what will the consequences be?"
His Royal Highness Cui explained: "Usually fighting with each other will result in the immediate death of the player's reincarnation, but in the trial mission, the party that loses the battle can have two chances to use the double gem to replace its own death, and it will not be until the third time. You will lose your status as the reincarnation of the Wang family. As for the victor, as long as you collect enough substitute gems, you can get an unimaginable mysterious gift."
Sen Wu frowned: "I've never heard of such a mysterious gift in this game. Could it be a special marketing promotion of Ao Kun Company?"
Unbearable, just like his name, he is very impatient, and he has already started to hold the staff in his left and right hands alternately: "It's the family of the Oli royal family, my GM has said it. It is said that we can get the Oli people Powerful, political corruption should be very interested, anyway, I am not interested."
His Highness Cui was stunned when he heard it, and then asked Unbearable with an ugly expression: "Who told you that you can get the power of the Aoli people?"
"It's me, my cousin." The man who suddenly appeared next to His Highness Cui whispered in his ear with a smile, "Long time no see, my cousin is becoming more and more charming, no wonder I didn't recognize him at first. "
A white circle of fire burst out from His Highness Cui's side, instantly igniting the air around him. Unfortunately, the visitor's reaction was not slow. burning.
"It's you, why are you here?" His Royal Highness Cui was a little surprised at first, and then frowned as if he understood something by himself: "Damn Rian Morgan."
"Huh? Have we met somewhere? They look familiar." Hang Hang looked at the appearance of the visitor in surprise, it was definitely not for the purpose of striking up a conversation, but that he had indeed seen this picture recently, which is really impressive nasty face.
Extraordinary appearance, dark and healthy skin, stylish figure, and the most important thing is the Zixiang Liujin suit that shines all the way to the attention of the aerospace industry. Isn't this the Ye Xiang that he hates the most? Is the guild leader Ang Ye?Why is he here?
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