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Shi Lei was stunned for a long time, then suddenly took a step forward, grabbed his shoulders abruptly, lowered his head and kissed him, Shen Xian was caught off guard and struggled vigorously, "I...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

The tip of the tongue swept through his mouth like a storm, teasing his tongue, entangled passionately, Shen Xian conditioned reflex and wanted to curse, but his mouth was blocked, he couldn't say a word, he could only let it go When he kissed, he was so annoyed that his intestines turned green.

Shi Lei kissed fiercely for a long time, then let go, licked the corner of his mouth lightly, scolded with a low laugh, "Don't make trouble," and kissed him again after finishing speaking.

This time the kiss was not as rough as before, it was like dripping after a shower, teasing him gently, even the tip of the tongue was full of joy.

Shen Xian frowned, his IQ was only half of his usual IQ within an hour after he woke up, his brain was starved of oxygen, his IQ immediately dropped to a negative number, and he held him in his arms and kissed him half-heartedly.

Shi Lei let him go in satisfaction, patted his face, "Go wash your face, I'll make a phone call."

Shen Xian walked into the bathroom in a daze, picked up cold water and slapped it on his face, his IQ gradually returned to the level, touched his slippery face, wondering, hey, didn't I wash it?

He recalled the momentary confession just now, and immediately collapsed: This young man, everyone loves flowers, sees flowers while driving and sees a car with a flat tire. Is this how the most handsome guy in the sky and the earth confessed?

Lean, lean, lean! ! !He stared blankly at the handsome face in the mirror, pointing angrily: You are a pig! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

After the anger passed, Shen Xian hugged the mirror, his appearance was calm and his heart burst into tears: The plot deviated from the outline, let me change the text, please...

Suddenly there was a sound of slapping the table in the living room, Shen Xian moved his ears, turned off the faucet, patted the toner on his face, and paid attention to the movement in the living room.

Shi Lei quickly put the phone away, cleared the dining table neatly, put the noodles into a bowl, and carefully mixed the sauce, "Uncle Xian, haven't you washed it yet?"

Shen Xian carefully examined his own face. To be honest, every time he looked in the mirror, he would be so shocked by his handsomeness that he lost his voice. The Creator was so unfair.

After smoothing out a bird's nest, Shen Xian returned to the golden light. The eldest son sat at the dining table, stirred the thin powder with a small spoon, and stammered, "Baby, you know, when uncle just woke up, he would have some brain twitch... "

Shi Lei quickly ate the buns one by one, without raising his eyelids, "There is no one who sells regret medicine in the world, you have no way out, just fall in love with me honestly, don't make trouble, be good."

"..." Shen Xian blinked his eyes, why did he feel like he was being treated as a child?

He absent-mindedly ate a few mouthfuls of rice, well, he wolfed down his mouth full of food, Shi Lei's skill in mixing the sauce is really amazing, it's delicious, sweet and sour, wife suffers...

He filled another bowl, and then he raised his head unwillingly, "Honey, do you really not regret it?"

"I don't regret it," Shi Lei replied calmly.

"Okay," Shen Xian put down the spoon helplessly, and looked at him, "Then are you willing to be fucked by me?"

Shi Lei stuffed a soup dumpling into his mouth, "It's not that I don't want to, it's that my natural physique is not suitable for being a zero. It's okay for you to be stronger, but there is a great possibility that it will become a murder scene."

"..." Shen Xian was almost choked to death by the steamed stuffed bun, and his eyes widened in disbelief: Is this a reason? ? ?There are countless royal men in my son, and I have never met someone who will die if he is a zero! ! !

After eating, Shi Lei took out a paper towel to wipe his mouth, and said to Shen Xian, "You, it's just strange thoughts at work, don't think so much, Mr. Xian will never be entangled. It’s a little troublesome, I’m going to school first, if you’re in the mood, just wash the dishes, if you’re not in the mood, throw it in the sink, wait for me to come back and wash.”

"What's wrong with the website?" Shen Xian raised his eyes, Shi Lei is not a person with a temper, he was so angry that he slapped the table, it seems that it is not a trivial matter.

Shi Lei sighed, "It's not about the pornographic novels, Feng Qiang, it's my partner, who was invited by the police to drink tea. He suspected that we had committed the crime of distributing obscene materials. I'll see how to deal with it."

"I told you a long time ago that something would happen." Shen Xian bit a soup bag, slowly sucked the soup, and thought for a while, "This crime can be big or small, you can ask a friend to find a relationship Let's see if we can get that strong one out first, it's not a good feeling to be in a trap."

"Well," Shi Lei nodded, "Uncle Xian, do you have any friends in the public security system?"

"I'm a bad book writer, how can I have such a domineering friend?" Shen Xian rolled his eyes, "Ah yes!" He slapped his forehead, "I remember a friend with sex in the Petition Office of the Public Security Bureau, let him take a look. .”

"No need!!!" Shi Lei strongly vetoed, angrily deciding to rely on himself.

Shen Xian almost choked to death with the bun in his mouth, "...Who is this, so irritable!"

Shi Lei pretended not to hear, changed his clothes and went out. When Wang Wang arrived at the computer repair center, his eyes were swollen like two peaches. When he saw him, his mouth flattened, and tears fell again, "Stone, we knew we were wrong. ..."

"Now is not the time to admit your mistakes. The most urgent thing is to get Brother Qiang out first." Shi Lei turned on the computer, logged on to the website, and checked it out. All locked text processing.

Wang Wang nodded, and quickly went to deal with it crying.

Shi Lei went to the Public Security Bureau, and the moment he stepped into the majestic gate, he felt mixed feelings. He was admitted to the bureau for the crime of spreading obscenity.

Feng Qiang was carried away from his sleep. He put on a detainee's green vest with his bare upper body. He gave Shi Lei a lifeless look, "Here we come."

"Well," Shi Lei looked at his downcast appearance, and couldn't help blaming him, "I said a long time ago that those novels should not be let go, but you just didn't listen, seeing what happened now, if you are convicted, you will be sentenced. do you know?"

"It's useless to say anything now, you have to hurry up and get me out." Feng Qiang lowered his head and said in a low voice.

"I know." Shi Lei glanced at him, "I'm trying to figure out a way, just wait a day or two."

"I don't want to wait a day."

"Then what can I do? There is always a time for activities. Do you think I can get you out with just one word? I'm the chief of the public security bureau?"

Feng Qiang gave him a resentful look, "Your mother is the chief financial officer of Dou's Culture, she must have a lot of connections, and it's only a matter of minutes to let me out."

Seeing him getting more and more angry, Shi Lei took a deep breath, "Okay, just wait patiently."

Coming out of the detention center, Shi Lei leaned outside the door to smoke a cigarette and called his mother. Her Lady Queen was delighted when she heard it, "My silly son, spreading obscenity, your family history is so exciting Well, it’s much more serious than Dou Zheng’s unlucky father when he started his business. He just resells mouth tapes, pornography, etc. He was chased by the urban management and ran around, and you were all arrested. gone."

Shi Lei was speechless, "Mom, stop laughing at me, help me find a way, my senior is still squatting inside."

The queen's voice froze, "You come to me for such a trivial matter? Do you know that your old lady and I are tens of millions in a minute?"

Shi Lei sighed, "When you satirized me, you already wasted tens of millions."

"I have that capital to waste," the Queen laughed, "Leave this matter to Dou Zheng, he knows how to solve it for you."

After hanging up the phone, Shi Lei rushed to the school, and when he arrived at the computer maintenance center, he saw Wang Wang still crying and cleaning up the website, and Dou Zheng was sitting in front of the computer playing minesweeping bored, and when he saw him coming in, he immediately burst out laughing, Pointing at his face and laughing, "Pfft hahaha, spreading obscenity...wahahaha...brother, you are so funny..."

Shi Lei: "..."

The barking cries immediately became louder again.

Dou Zheng's smile disappeared, he covered his ears and hit the keyboard, and wailed, "It turns out that women are really made of water, shit, she has been crying for more than half an hour, woo woo woo...she will leave me with psychological pain." shadowy."

"Don't exaggerate, Meng Jiangnu won't leave any shadow on you with your steel and concrete mentality." Shi Lei glanced at him, took out a cup of milk tea from his satchel and handed it to Wang Wang, "Don't cry, Brother Qiang will be fine of."

"Hmm..." Wang Wang held the hot milk tea, tears fell down, "Thank you, Stone."

Dou Zheng invited several relevant leaders to drink. Shi Lei set up a table in the New International Hotel, and the wine table was full of wine. The leaders waited on them, and called them brothers and sisters on the spot.

After the show ended, Dou Zheng was picked up by his family's driver. Before getting into the car, he looked at Shi Lei, "Aren't you going home to see mom?"

Shi Lei drank a lot, felt dizzy, and waved his hands, "Let's go another day, I'm a little tired, I have to go back to sleep."

"Then I'm leaving," Dou Zheng got into the car.

Shi Lei walked for 10 minutes in the night wind, and returned to Dianyuan Villa. When he opened the door, he saw Shen Xian sitting cross-legged in the living room, eating instant noodles and watching TV. Suck it into your mouth, "Have you been drinking?"

"I'm going to die from drinking," Shi Lei glanced at the screen, countless bloody corpses piled up into a hill, the whole picture was a bloody mess, his stomach suddenly turned, and he ran into the bathroom with his mouth covered, "Ugh..."

After throwing up for a long time, Shi Lei almost vomited his stomach empty, leaned out against the wall with a pale face, tears streaming down his face, "Uncle Xian..."

Shen Xian gulped down the instant noodle soup with his face up, wiped his mouth, turned off the TV, walked over, and looked at him with folded arms, "How did you become such a virtuous drinker?"

"If you don't drink up to this virtue, how can you get things done?" Shi Lei wiped his face, walked to the sofa and sat down, his face full of exhaustion.

Shen Xian frowned at him, wanted to laugh at him, but felt that he was pitiful, so he poured a glass of cold water and put it in front of him, "Drink more water, then take a shower and go to sleep, tomorrow morning you will have a terrible headache."

Shi Lei drank water, laughed drunkenly, opened his hands, "Come here, give me a hug."