thirty

Dou Zheng was kicked out from Lu's house, got into the car, and called Shi Lei, "Brother, I have something to ask you."

Shi Lei led the Huankong Technology Department to fight for five days and nights, and finally brought the hacker-ravaged website back on track. He went to the hospital to spend the night with his wife. At this time, he was in a good mood, "What's wrong?"

"That..." Dou Zheng leaned on the steering wheel, looked up sadly at 45 degrees, just in time to see the window of Lu Jie's room, "What does it feel like to have sex with a man?"

Shi Lei was speechless, glanced at Shen Xian who was looking at him curiously, covered the microphone and whispered, "He asked what it's like to have sex with a man."

Shen Xian became interested all of a sudden, and beamed with excitement, "Let me say it, I will say it, I have the right to speak!"

Shi Lei's face turned dark immediately, he hated Shen Xian's innumerable sexual experiences the most, but this guy was desperately trying to get pissed off in front of him, if he didn't see how miserable he broke his leg, he would have killed himself He can't!

He gritted his teeth and sneered, "Yes, you have the right to speak. After I finish speaking, I feel like being a 1, and then you can tell your uncle how much you want to be a zero-immortal-desire-death!" Before the words finished, a pillow fell to the ground on the head.

Shen Xian lay on the bed and gave him the middle finger, "You'll be jealous!"

Shi Lei picked up the pillow and hugged it in his arms, and said to the phone, "Why are you asking this?"

Dou Zheng wrinkled his nose, "What else can I do? Do it."

"Uh..." Shi Lei paused, "Do you want to be 1?"

"It doesn't matter, as long as he is comfortable."

Shi Lei silently gave this younger brother a thumbs up in his heart, true love!He sat beside Shen Xian's bed, touched the smooth skin on his neck, reminisced about the fun they had in the boudoir, and said to Dou Zheng, "Then what are you still struggling with? I knew what it felt like the last time I slept with you. Your sister-in-law doesn't understand anything before she goes to bed."

"You're the fucking sister-in-law!" Shen Xian angrily opened his mouth and bit his thumb.

Shi Lei grinned hoarsely in pain, and quickly lowered his voice, "Ahhh, please be gentle, I'm on the phone..."

Shen Xian is like a tortoise, once he bites, he won't let go.

Shi Lei looked up at the sky, with tears streaming down his face, and heard Dou Zheng's sad voice on the phone, "I'm different from you, I'm not gay, what if I can't get hard after going to bed?"

"It's not GAY, what kind of love do you have with a man?" Shi Lei managed to snatch his thumb from Shen Xian's mouth, looking at the two clear front teeth marks on it, Yu Zu was almost internally injured, and he was not angry with Dou Zheng, "Someone is chasing him you?"

"...It's Assistant Lu."

Shi Lei was speechless, and walked out of the ward with his mobile phone, "Hey, Douzi, although Lu Jie is excellent, he already has his own heart, don't get involved, it's complicated here."

He looked back at Shen Xian who was playing with his mobile phone inside, thinking that it would not be normal for anyone to hang out with that guy, and Lu Jie seemed to have the potential of a second-generation magpie, even though he usually doesn't talk much, maybe One day when it erupts, it will drag everyone to hell.

Just now his wife was knocked to pieces, he didn't want his younger brother to be knocked into a second-class disabled again.

"Does your heart belong?" Dou Zheng snorted coldly, "He was rejected yesterday, so I decided to take advantage of it."

Shi Lei frowned, "Do you know who he likes?"

"Nonsense! Who else could it be except your daffodils?" Dou Zheng said, as if he had been stabbed, "I'm just wondering, you trash eat shit? You have nothing to do when you're idle. Can you take care of your wife? Is he tired like a mobile hormone release device all day long?"

"Hey, hey, pay attention to your quality!" Shi Lei is upset, no matter how unvirtuous his wife is, he will teach him a lesson behind closed doors, and it's your brother-in-law's turn to make irresponsible remarks?

He finally understood the sentence that Shen Xian often said, so he sent it to Dou Zheng kindly, "You also have to be reasonable, Lu Jie likes him, is that his fault? His parents gave birth to him So what can he do if he is so good? You should save your strength to manage your Lu assistant. If you have a crush on it, don’t let it become a crush. When I was in Phuket, I carried a camera to take pictures of my wife every day. I’m not dead yet! "

Dou Zheng was so blocked that he couldn't say a word. He had no choice. Who told his wife to be honest and innocent?Complaining depressedly, "Forget it, asking you is like not asking."

Shi Lei thought to himself, who told you to be wrong?But there was a younger brother who had half the same blood as himself, and couldn't help telling him, "If you like him, then pursue him seriously. If you treat him well, he will know. Don't think about anything else. With Lu Jie's personality, I guess it's too early for you guys to want to go to bed."

Dou Zheng hung up the phone, and immediately chased him in with a text message. He saw, hey, Shen Xian.

[Shen Xian]: If it's a man, go for it, afraid of getting angry?Uncle will be your strong backing, and can provide bondage ropes, drugs, hotels...

Dou Zheng closed the phone angrily, thought for a while, and felt that this old thing was too frustrating, and he couldn't stand it anymore, so he forwarded the text message to Shi Lei.

Shi Lei sneered calmly after seeing the text message, brother, you still have too little mental capacity, it's really normal for your sister-in-law to say such things.

Brother and sister-in-law pointed out two completely different paths, and it was obvious which one to choose.

From that day on, the bodyguards of the Lu family all knew a man named Dou Zheng, who could openly bring a large bouquet of roses to visit, and he could sit cross-legged in front of the closed door of Laosi Lu's closed room and drink to recall the past years of the night , He can talk about management with Brother Lu San, guns with bodyguards, recipes with the cook, and a hundred ways to eliminate cockroaches with the housekeeper...

After a month, the bodyguards, cooks, and aunts in the entire apartment have become Dou Zheng's best buddies. Even Brother Lu couldn't help saying to his younger brother, "Find a good man and marry him, and let time forget him... "

Lu Jie: "..."

Crashing open the door, he looked outside the door at Dou Zheng, who was looking excited, "What on earth do you want to do?"

Dou Zheng clasped his hands together, "Benefactor, I see that you are depressed and your eyes are dull. I am afraid that you are in love with demons, so I am determined to sacrifice my virginity to extradite you."

"..."

Lu Jie took a step back silently, and closed the door with a bang.

Dou Zhengfei rushed forward and knocked hard on the door, "Mei Lu Lu, don't alienate me..."

Lu Jie burst into tears inside the door: What evil did you do in your previous life?

Shen Xian stayed in the hospital for a month, and moved home with a plaster leg to recuperate. He had a car accident just after he signed the contract, and he lay in the hospital for a month, and his manuscripts were almost used up.

When I got home, I saw that there were only two chapters left in the computer, and my eyes went dark: How long did it take to save the manuscript!

Although Gongzi Xian is known as the No. 1 Oriental Fantasy and has tens of millions of fans, he has a fatal weakness - his hand is disabled.

For so many years in the web literature circle, the invincible cute tiger of the same level has a speed of [-] per hour, but he is still struggling at a speed of around [-] per hour, with tears streaming down his face.

Shi Lei went to the company to work for a day, and when he came back at night, this guy was still crackling in the study, and the nanny embarrassedly reported to the employer: Your wife is too headstrong, she won't listen to anything she says!

Shi Lei smiled, he knew Shen Xian's character too well, he asked the nanny to cook, took off his coat, loosened his tie, and walked into the study, "Uncle Xian, I heard you are not good today?"

Shen Xian crackled, "Mmm... um?" The sound of typing on the keyboard stopped, Shen Xian frowned and looked at Shi Lei, "How do you talk? Do you still understand the order of seniors and young?"

"Hey, am I still wrong?" Shi Lei walked over, bent over and hugged him from behind, and kissed him on the cheek, "Then let me ask you, do you still understand the three cardinal principles and five constant principles? You don't even greet your husband when he comes home from work." , the husband guides the wife."

Shen Xian pushed him with a smile, "Go away, don't hinder my work."

Shi Lei grabbed his hand, kissed it, and forced his wheelchair out, "Always sit in front of the computer, and you will degenerate into an octopus with a well-developed brain."

The wheelchair couldn't go up and down the stairs, Shi Lei picked up Shen Xian, walked downstairs, put him on the sofa, and peeled an apple for him to eat, "Where are the children?"

"Your brother came and was kidnapped," Shen Xian said absently, eating the apple he brought to his mouth.

Shi Lei chuckled, ever since Dou Zheng discovered that Lu Jie had a special love for children, he would come here from time to time to borrow his nephews as bait to meet Lu Jie, and when he sent them back, he complained that the children stole his limelight, suspicious of Lu Jie. Transferred the love for Shen Xian to Bingbing?

Then the next day, he only took Tongtong out of the house, but the child became obsessed with his brother, and without his brother to play with, he was depressed all day long, which ruined the good atmosphere of the two of them.

So Dou Zheng fell into a terrible vortex. With the child, Lu Jie only played with the child and basically ignored him. If you don't bring the child, he won't be able to ask anyone out at all! ! !

Shen Xian's mind was still thinking about his novel, and he was always slow when talking to Shi Lei. Shi Lei thought it was funny that he was dumbfounded. After feeding the apple, he stretched out two fingers, Shen Xian mechanically opened his mouth, bit it, and then It's a cup.

Shi Lei grabbed his tongue and teased him obscenely, Shen Xian let out a roar in his throat, and struggled, Shi Lei's other hand quickly pressed his hands, and pressed his whole body, flirting leisurely, rough Rub the tip of his tongue with your fingertips, watching him breathing more and more heavily, transparent saliva dripping down from the corner of his mouth, with a look of shame and resentment on his face.

Only then did he let go of him, leaned closer, and the two kissed together.

After the kiss was over, Shen Xian's cheeks flushed, and the corners of his eyes shone with starlight, he roared angrily, "Little bastard, are you rebellious?"

"Well, it's the other way around," Shi Lei admitted frankly.

Shen Xian got stuck instead, he is now a third-class disabled, unable to take care of himself, there is really no way to take care of him, the grief and indignation in his heart, what a little beast, a little wolf cub who wants to kill you while you are sick!

"Okay, okay, don't be angry," Shi Lei smoothed his hair calmly, "I have business to discuss with you."

Shen Xian was angry, "Everything I do is business!"

"Well, it's indeed related to you," Shi Lei said with a smile, "I heard that your birthday is coming soon? Do you have any presents you want?"

Shen leisurely glanced at him, "35 years old, is it worth celebrating?"

"Of course." Shi Lei smiled like a spring breeze, "I want to thank God for giving this world such a magnificent man 35 years ago."

Shen Xian: "..."

Although it is the truth, why does it feel weird to say it from someone else's mouth?Shouldn't it be peerless elegance?Change to something different?