thirty

No matter how extraordinary a person is, once they become crippled, they will have to rely on others. Before going to bed, Shen Xian lay on Shi Lei's body and wriggled for a long time before expressing sullenly that he wanted to take a bath.

Shi Lei's eyes fell on his colorful plaster leg, and he said awkwardly, "This thing can't get wet."

Shen Xian raised his arm and smelled himself, "I'm going to stink."

"Don't exaggerate, I wipe your body every night, why is it so easy to smell?"

Shen Xian was depressed, pulled up the quilt and wrapped herself into a sushi roll, feeling weak, "But I was so smoked by myself that I couldn't sleep..."

Shi Lei sat on the bed and looked at him speechlessly, thinking that the reason you couldn't sleep was not because you didn't take a shower, but because you recently killed a popular supporting role, and you were severely pinched by a pass, and as a result, your neurasthenia became serious again. The person next to him hugged him with the quilt, and said softly, "I'll figure out a way, give me a night, OK?"

"Then you want me to take a bath tomorrow," Shen Xian lifted the quilt generously.

Shi Lei immediately got in, "Don't worry, I'll let you take a bath, okay, stop thinking about it, and sleep well in the warm embrace of your husband."

"roll."

Small gongs are always omnipotent, no matter Dou Zheng or Shi Lei, the tasks assigned by his wife must be completed with quality and quantity. Shi Lei sat in the office thinking hard all morning, and resolutely skipped work in the afternoon to go home, bringing back a pile of carpentry materials.

Shen Xian looked at his design drawing, and the corners of his mouth twitched rapidly, "...I only know that you have a double degree in management and computer science, so you also minored in carpentry?"

Shi Lei was wearing overalls with suspenders, and his short hair was stained with sawdust. He knelt on the ground with a small hammer and knocked on the nails. He said with a smile, "I also minored in intercourse surgery, do you want to test it?"

"Virtue," Shen Xian peeled a banana, rolled the wheelchair over, and stuffed it into his mouth, "I graduated with a doctorate degree in Fangzhongshu. Do you want to experience it?"

"Think." Shi Lei chewed on a banana, smiling complacently.

"Then wash the little chrysanthemum and wait," Shen Xian patted his buttocks, "It's not upright enough, only this part of your body is not the type I like."

Shi Lei glanced at him and teased, "I'm most satisfied with your little chrysanthemum."

Shen Xian pressed the banana peel onto his face.

Shi Lei let out an angry roar, threw the hammer, lifted Shen Xian out of the wheelchair, and easily put him on the sofa, pulled his pants, swung his arms, and slapped him hard on his round buttocks.

Shen Xian: "Fuck your mother, you little bastard..."

Shi Lei slapped—another slap, gritted his teeth and said, "You still dare to curse?"

This guy is a professional rough man from kindergarten to university. He stripped his clothes and his muscles are much more practical than Shen Xian's beautiful muscles trained in the gym. The difference in strength between the two is too great. But he, let alone a broken thigh at this moment, was immediately beaten until his buttocks trembled, but he never soft-spoken, and yelled without showing any weakness, "You surnamed Shi, you are fucking out of order!" ...When my legs are healed, I can't see you fucking... Ah! Ah!"

"Try swearing again? I'll beat you to death!" Shi Lei controlled his hand strength, the slap was painful and loud, but it didn't leave any blood stasis, two slaps made him shut his mouth, and his voice was muffled and chaotic struggle.

Shi Lei shouted, "Don't move around! The injury on your leg!"

Shen Xian: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh..."

Shi Lei felt cute again, grabbed his hand, leaned over to kiss his earlobe, which was so red that it was almost bleeding, and smiled provocatively, "Do you still dare?"

"You little wolf cub," Shen Xian lay on the sofa unwillingly, gritting his teeth, "I'm ten years older than you!"

"You are also my wife a hundred years older." Shi Lei tenderly kissed his red buttocks, "This place is so tempting..."

"Let go of me, you ass-loving pervert!"

Shi Lei laughed out loud, pulled off his pajama pants and underwear together, picked him up and turned him over, let him lie on his back on the sofa, wearing pajamas neatly on top, revealing a naked bird underneath .

Shen Xian was embarrassed, "Give me the pants!!!"

Shi Lei obediently threw it to him, "Here, you can wear it yourself."

Shen Xian almost collapsed, although he got the pants, but with his own ability, he couldn't wear them at all!No!superior! ! !

Shi Lei wiped off the banana marks on his face with a wet towel, picked up a small hammer, and continued to do carpentry, Shen Xian grabbed the pillow and threw it over, "It's Shi!!!"

"Don't make trouble, I'll take care of your bathing problem," Shi Lei said seriously.

Shen Xian was depressed to death, although the two children were taken out by Dou Zheng, but the nanny is still at home, she is still a woman, in case she bumps into her!The famous name of his son Xian...

Shi Lei walked over with a small hammer, looked down at him, and used the small hammer to make gestures on his knee, "I can verify the knee jerk reflex..."

"you dare!!!"

"I really don't dare," Shi Lei said calmly, "I don't want you to suffer."

"I'm having a hard time right now!"

"Well," Shi Lei bent down, and teased his limp Xiaoxian viciously, "Call me husband, I'll help you put on your pants."

Shen Xian was furious, "Shi! Lei!"

"It seems that they are not very cooperative," Shi Lei made a gesture to walk back.

Shen Xian was depressed, grabbed a pillow to cover his lower body, leaned on the arm of the sofa to sleep.

"Oh...it's just a title. Is it so difficult for you?" Shi Lei turned back to look at his rebellious face, a trace of sadness flashed in his eyes, he lowered his head and sighed, and murmured, "I know you just think I I took good care of you, and I didn't fall in love with me with all my heart. Although we are already husband and wife, it's understandable that we don't want to admit it..."

It's understandable! ! !In Shen Xian's mind, there were ten thousand muddy horses galloping past, knowing that this little bastard was just putting on airs to make his heart soft, but!yes!This is exactly what he does! ! !

Compassion and sympathy are indeed weaknesses that no man in the world can avoid.

He looked at the ceiling sadly, "...husband."

"What?" Shi Lei looked innocent, "The voice is too low, I can't hear you clearly."

"Husband!" Shen Xian gritted his teeth, "Fuck!"

"Huh?" Shi Lei asked in surprise, "You want to be fucked? Not for now, your leg is not healed yet, wife, take care of your injury, don't be so rough."

Shen Xian picked up a pillow and covered his face heavily, tears streaming from the bottom of his heart, he sold his dignity for the sake of his pants, the dignity of a generation of assault is cheaper than public toilets... To be eaten to death by a little wolf cub, this It's such a bad feeling...

"Damn it, little bastard," Shen Xian scolded, "You just rely on me to love you!"

"Haha," Shi Lei laughed, helped him put on his pants, sat on the sofa, let him lie on his lap, and touched his face, "Well, I know you love me, but you still love pickups, and you still love me. I love Lu Jie, maybe I have loved Magpie before, Uncle Xian, I still feel too insecure, there are so many people who like you, I am just one of them, I want you to only love me."

Shen Xian fell silent, and for a long time, he cursed bitterly, "Where did you get hurt, kid?"

"But I think you are very loving." Shi Lei bent down and kissed him, "I want to love you forever."

The corners of Shen Xian's mouth curled up involuntarily.

Shi Lei flew around with a saw hammer and sawdust all afternoon, and at night, he took out a delicate and smooth wooden shelf, propped it on the bathtub, and patted proudly, "Uncle Xian, you are lying in the bathtub with your legs on this In the shelf, look, the bottom is waterproof."

Shen Xian nodded, "That's right, that's right, I'm worthy of being my son's man, come here, and give you a sweet kiss."

Shi Lei went over, leaned over and kissed him, and finished kissing his forehead, "Come, let's take a shower."

The plaster was wrapped with plastic wrap, and then sealed with tape. Shi Lei carried the naked Shen Xian into the bathtub, resting his legs on the wooden shelf, "Look, it won't let the water in."

Shen Xian looked at him expressionlessly.

Shi Lei: "???"

Shen Xian said angrily, "You are a pig! What kind of posture is this?"

He was lying on his back in the bathtub, with one leg raised high under the action of the shelf, in a longing gesture of pleasure.

Shi Lei started to release water, "It's just the two of us, why are you so shy, besides, I haven't seen your pose before?"

Shen Xian shut his mouth, he was very confident in his naked body, if he was let to lie on the bed, he could pose a hundred handsome and majestic poses, but... this kind of seductive pose made him so The strong body of a generation of strong attack is put out, no matter how it is put, it feels awkward.

Shi Lei smiled lightly, he liked Shen Xian's aggrieved yet pretending to be calm, so he splashed water on his body and discussed, "My mother is urging me again, shall we go tomorrow?"

Shen Xian looked up and enjoyed the double service of the jacuzzi and her husband, his eyes were so comfortable that he narrowed his eyes, and said lazily, "Go, I know you anyway, go have a quick meal, and I want to talk to your stepdad about publishing by the way." thing."

"Aren't you afraid of my mother?" Shi Lei smiled, "She's a bit menopausal now, she has a lot of opinions on our affairs, I'm afraid she will make things difficult for you."

"Come on, she's just ruthless," Shen Xian pouted, "I've known her for almost 35 years, and I know her better than you. Don't worry, she won't make things difficult for me. Who is afraid of anyone, anyway, I am not the kind of person who is very shameless, so I will scold you if you scold me."

Shi Lei affectionately pecked his forehead, "I will always stand by your side...Come on, lift your waist and help you wash the little chrysanthemum..."

Shen Xian: "..."

The next day, Shi Lei carried Shen Xian out of the car, put him on the wheelchair, let Bingbing push him, and the whole family strode into the gate of Dou's house with high spirits.

Tang Wei leaned on the imperial concubine's couch, holding the delicate Persian cat in her arms, and lazily raised her eyes to take a look, "Little brother, sister, I didn't pay attention, so we kissed and kissed more. It's really gratifying."

Shen Xian smiled kindly, "I really like stones, and I can't help myself."

"It's so familiar that I can't help myself," Tang Wei raised her eyebrows, "I remember, you said the same thing to Aunt Mao back then, but she died in the end."

Boss Dou sipped lightly, "Ah Wei!"

Tang Wei stopped being aggressive and stood up, "Okay, let's not expose your old background, let's go to dinner first, I have been waiting for you for a long time."