thirty

When Lu Jie met Dou Zheng, he was completely defeated. He couldn't beat him in a fight, and he couldn't even quarrel with him. He lay down on the bed and pretended to be a dead body, physically and mentally. Dou Zheng sat beside him, looking at him tenderly. My daughter-in-law is handsome, really handsome, handsome and handsome, much more handsome than Shen Xian's immortal old goblin.

"..." Lu Jie felt uncomfortable under his gaze, trying to keep a straight face, "Where's the meal you ordered?"

"That's right!" Dou Zheng slapped his thigh, and immediately called the front desk, yelling, "Where's the meal I ordered half an hour ago? Hurry up and bring it to me, I'm hungry and my daughter-in-law beat your restaurant!"

Within 2 minutes of hanging up the phone, the doorbell rang. Dou Zheng went to open the door. The waiter outside the door told him with a sweet smile, "You have been named the luckiest customers of the year, so in addition to the milk porridge you ordered, the store manager personally Develop Guyuan Zhuangyang Yiqi Nourishing Essence Shiquan Dabu Decoction.”

Dou Zheng twitched the corner of his mouth and pushed the dining cart to the bed. Lu Jie had already sat up with difficulty. He pulled off his slippers and wanted to go to the bathroom. After struggling to take two steps, he fell to the ground in pain, his legs shaking like noodles.

Dou Zheng hurriedly helped him up, half-carrying and half-dragging him into the bathroom, his body was too weak, Lu Jie couldn't even stand up.

"Oh, that old bastard is too shameless," Dou Zheng scolded in a low voice, with one arm around his waist, and the other hand squeezed toothpaste on the toothbrush in his hand, "Mei Lu, you must never like me again in the future." He's dead, he gave you three times the dose of that medicine, shit, even a bear can't stand it, it's too cruel, too cruel, I'm so bloody, you squeezed it dry..."

"To shut up!"

"Why are you ashamed, we have me in you, and you in me," Dou Zheng laughed, "Hey, I won't say it anymore, it's good to be shy, only those who are ashamed will be shy, anyway, I have never Seeing that Shen Xian blushed before, even if I was in bed with my brother, it would be quite difficult to see his shy and powerless appearance."

Lu Jie's face was full of black lines, thinking how could this person be so shameless, you have to be so happy when you talk about your brother's sister-in-law's room affairs?

After washing, Lu Jie looked at him expressionlessly, "You, get out."

"Ah?" Dou Zheng was dumbfounded, "Why do you want me to go out? What do you want to do in the bathroom? Hey, hey, Meilu," he suddenly yelled with grief and indignation, "You don't think you want to commit suicide!!! "

Lu Jie: "...Why did I commit suicide?"

"Because I've tarnished your innocence or something..." Dou Zheng grabbed his hand and pressed it to his chest, "It's because I'm infatuated with you, so don't do stupid things, okay?"

"What a mess," Lu Jie withdrew his hand, "I need to go to the toilet."

"...Oh, you can use it."

A plus sign popped out of Lu Jie's forehead, "You go out first."

"Are you a big one or a small one? It doesn't matter if you're a big one. If you're a small one, I have to accompany you. You can't stand up."

"I can, you get out!!!" Lu Jie growled.

Dou Zheng was yelled until his glass heart shattered, clutching his heart in pain, with a sad and resentful expression, "You...you yell at me."

Lu Jie: "..."

Dou Zheng: "..."

The two confronted each other for a while, "Okay," Dou Zheng was defeated, "I'll go out," he smiled and touched Lu Jie's cheek, and said with a sad smile, "Compared with you, in fact, I will always lose. Let... I fall in love first?" He walked out of the bathroom in frustration, turned his head slowly, and gave Lu Jie a wink, "Have a nice pee~~"

"..." Lu Jie vomited blood and died.

After solving all the problems, Lu Jie walked out slowly while supporting the wall, and was suddenly embraced by Dou Zheng who was waiting at the door, and then his legs were off the ground...

male!host!hug! ! !

Lu Jie felt that he did not die under Shen Xian's aphrodisiac, but was about to die under Dou Zheng's mental torture.

So when he was put on the bed, someone's face was completely darkened, and Dou Zheng said distressedly, "Look, if you have to do it yourself, it's a waste of energy. The one you were put on last night is no less than that." After giving birth to a child, your vitality will be seriously injured, if you try to be so brave, what will you do if you hurt your foundation?"

Lu Jie pointed the back of his head at him depressedly, "My own body knows it."

"You know shit!"

"you!"

"Forget it, I won't argue with you," Dou Zheng spread his hands, shook his head with the look of "I'm a peerless man", dragged the dining car over, and served him with porridge and soup.

It was rare for the two of them to calm down. Lu Jie drank the soup slowly. The manager of this hotel seems to be a foodie who is quite knowledgeable in Chinese medicine. It was full of color, fragrance, and made Lu Jie drink a full cup, but still felt a little unsatisfied.

Dou Zheng added soup to him, "I'll inquire about this recipe when I get back, so you can drink as much as you want."

Lu Jie couldn't help but smile.

"Meilu, let me tell you something serious," Dou Zheng said seriously, "I will definitely go to the United States to study, and I hope you can go there with me."

Lu Jie was taken aback, "What am I going to do?"

"There are three reasons," Dou Zheng smiled gently, "First, you graduated from a computer science major, but you haven't taken a job that suits you. You can go on to further studies. It's up to you whether you continue to study computer science or photography; Second, I, Dou Zheng, have a bandit temper. If I rob Mrs. Yazhai, I will not let him run away, so I hope you can go abroad with me, and we will cultivate and cultivate our relationship; third, everything about you and Shen Xian They are all in N City, leave here, change to another living environment, and forget about him."

Lu Jie stared at the medicinal food in the soup pot, and slowly stirred it. It's not that he never thought of leaving N City, but...he never thought of leaving with Dou Zheng, wouldn't it look a bit like... eloping ?

Dou Zheng came over slimy, and MUA~~ kissed her, "Meilu, look, you are so happy that you can't speak."

Lu Jie thought for a while, "If I disagree, what will you do?"

Dou Zheng wailed, covered his face with his hands, and cried in pain, "Do you have to ask such a cruel question?"

Lu Jie: "..."

"Okay," Dou Zheng struggled for a long time, looking at him seriously, "I have three plans here, first, to show our heart to our third brother, and based on his friendship with me during this period, he will probably persuade you to agree Second, this one is actually a little difficult for me to act on now. I will formally propose marriage to the Lu family as the prince of the Dou family. Anyway, we have already had sex, and there are all witnesses and evidences. My father-in-law should not be too objectionable. When the time comes, marry a chicken and marry a dog with a dog. You have to go to the United States if you want to go or not. Third, this one is actually a bit inelegant, but I think it is very good Use, um, that is, you don’t want to go, right? If you don’t, I will tie you up.”

"..." Lu Jie looked at him expressionlessly, "Which plan are you most likely to choose?"

Dou Zheng spread his hands, "Is there still a need to guess?"

Lu Jie turned his head away in pain, there is no need to ask, the third thing is sure, this bandit! ! !

The two started a tug-of-war in the hotel over whether to go abroad or not. On the far side of the city, Shi Lei poured out a small medicine bottle from the courier box, and looked at the card that was poured out together speechlessly:

Dear brother, I wish you husband and wife harmony, phoenix and phoenix singing together every night, singing and singing to the fullest. - Zheng who loves you

What did Shen Xian do again? ——This was the first question that came to his mind.

He took out his mobile phone and dialed Shen Xian's number, and after two rings, he answered in a deadpan way, "Remind you, those who dare to disturb my codewriting without special circumstances are all playing mahjong on Huangquan Road now."

Shi Lei was speechless, "You haven't done anything to provoke Dou Zheng recently, have you?"

"Huh?" Shen Xian said in a straight voice, "How is it possible? This young master is such a man who does not contend with the world."

"Okay," Shi Lei chuckled, "You are the most aloof from the world. Not only are you aloof from the world, you are also gentle and well-behaved, just like a kitten."

Shen Xian: "...Have you lived enough?"

"Haha," Shi Lei laughed happily, flipped through the documents on the desk with his left hand, and said casually, "I miss you."

Shen Xian's laughter came from the phone, "Good boy, I miss you too."

"By the way," Shi Lei's subordinates paused, and took out a document from the pile of documents, "Huankong's fifth anniversary is about to come, and you will be there, did the editor tell you?"

"Well, don't worry, this young man will definitely surprise everyone with his handsome appearance," Shen Xian likes to attend parties the most. In the past, every time he gathers, he keeps his eyes open to search for attractive women. Now it's different, he has a man. Although he can no longer hook up with beauties unscrupulously, he can continue to release hormones in 360 degrees without dead ends, to show off the demeanor of the most beautiful man in the world, and enjoy the feeling of being so high above the stars.

Shi Lei hung up the phone, called Dou Zheng again, and scolded right away, "Don't mess with your sister-in-law in the future. It's okay to send some small pills to me, but if you dare to send it to your sister-in-law, he won't waste you. I will destroy you first!"

Dou Zheng just waited for Lu Jie to finish his soup and lay down to rest his mind. Seeing the thick dark circles under his eyes, he felt distressed. After hearing this, he became angry, walked around the door with his mobile phone, and sneered, "What are you doing, your wife So delicate? So afraid of me provoking? Afraid of me provoking you, tell him not to do things that harm morality, sister-in-law can’t provoke, and sister-in-law is a soft persimmon, just pinch it casually, right?”

Shi Lei was startled, "Sister-in-law?"

"Meilu!"

Shi Lei couldn't help but want to laugh, "What happened to the two of them?"

"Ask your old bastard!"

"How do you talk!" Shi Lei reprimanded with a smile, "There may be a misunderstanding inside, your sister-in-law is soft-hearted, and won't hit Lu Jie too hard."

"Not too cruel?" Dou Zheng was filled with indignation, "Your daughter-in-law almost ruined my daughter-in-law! It's too cruel, and they both suffer. Why is there such a big gap between the two?"

Shi Lei secretly laughed in his heart, yes, why is the gap so big?Then Lu Jie just treats you as a treasure, he is vicious, vicious, and daring, even dare to rape someone as tough as Shen Xian, what else can he not do?

Dou Zheng continued, "He tied up Meilu and injected three times the amount of aphrodisiac. I don't know where he fiddled with it. Meilu has collapsed! Damn, it's the most poisonous woman's heart!"

"..." Shi Lei was a little embarrassed, he thought that if Shen Xian heard this, he would die, let alone three times the aphrodisiac, he could feed you ten times and then throw it to the wolf's den.

He suppressed a smile and said, "Okay, I know you feel sorry for Lu Jie, but you must know that last time he almost raped Shen Xian, if it fell into my hands, I wouldn't let him feel better, that... Aphrodisiacs are a bit cruel, is Lu Jie still alive?"

"I have only one breath left," Dou Zheng muttered angrily, "I don't know if it will become ED, when he is better, I have to take him to the hospital for examination, and tell you, this thing is endless!"

"Don't make trouble, I'll go back and talk to your sister-in-law, let him stop this matter, and you also be honest with me," Shi Lei said with a smile, "Between uncles and sisters-in-law, fights become friendship."

Dou Zheng gritted his teeth, "He has to apologize to Meilu."

Shi Lei smiled faintly, "Okay, but before apologizing, I have to let Lu Jie punch me three times."

Dou Zheng choked, he knew the weight of Shi Lei's fist, he punched three times with all his strength, Meilu probably lost his life, he gritted his teeth, "You can bear him, okay, I Don't pursue it anymore, let you adulterers and adulterers go!"