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Shi Lei hung up the phone and couldn't help but want to laugh, triple aphrodisiac, he must be shot to death, Shen Xian is really vicious, I think what Lu Jie did really offended him, I have to praise him first when I go home His virtuous virtue of guarding his body like jade, and then criticizing his bad habit of acting viciously, of course the point is, why don't you discuss it with your husband about doing such a thing?

On the way home, passing by a flower shop, Shi Lei bought a bouquet of daffodils, took them home, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw Shen Xian sitting on the sofa and throwing a tantrum, and the two children stood in the living room tremblingly, their bodies covered in ice. Dirty, Tongtong cried like a little teardrop.

"What's wrong?" Shi Lei hurriedly changed his shoes, handed the daffodils to Shen Xian, looked at the children, "What's wrong?"

Bingbing lowered her head, her T-shirt was torn, and there were terrible bruises and scratches on her shoulders, she hesitated, then lowered her head again.

"Your father asked you something, why are you pretending to be dumb?" Shen Xian scolded, "Aren't you quite capable when fighting?"

Bingbing bit her lower lip, stubbornly refusing to admit her mistake.

The nanny poked her head out from the kitchen and couldn't help saying, "Mr. Shen, don't scare him anymore, Bingbing is also protecting my brother."

"Hmph, how can you still protect your brother with this little ability?" Shen Xian sneered, "That little fat man's parents are right next to him, how dare you open him up? You won't drag him into a corner to beat him up?"

"Stop, stop!" Shi Lei fainted, "Shut up first, Auntie, what's going on?"

The nanny was also very angry, and explained it over and over again. It turned out that Shen Xian was afraid that the two children would have social barriers when they were bored at home every day, so he asked the nanny to take the children in the garden downstairs and other children in the community every evening. Playing together, it turned out that Tongtong was too young and had eye problems. The nanny didn't pay attention and was bullied by other children. Bingbing immediately became angry and rushed to fight with three or four children, and beat the little fat boy in the lead. Pushed down and beaten violently, and was blamed by other parents.

Shi Lei understood, and kissed Shen Xian's cheek, "Don't be angry, drink some tea to rest your throat, and leave this unlucky child to me to criticize."

Coaxing Shen Xian aside, Shi Lei pulled Bingbing over, spit and talked for a long time, and looked at him, "Do you know you're wrong?"

Bingbing nodded.

"So, when you are impulsive again in the future, you should think about it more, can we solve this problem without being impulsive, and then decide what to do." Shi Lei pouted at Shen Xian, "Go, apologize to your mother go."

Shen Xian threw a pillow over, Shi Lei chuckled.

Bingbing walked in front of Shen Xian, "Dad, I was wrong, I shouldn't be so impulsive."

Shen Xian took a sip of tea, raised his eyebrows, and said calmly, "Say it yourself, how should you punish?"

"Not allowed to eat dinner, punished to stand, write inspection..."

"Small man, a little bit of self-knowledge," Shen Xian snorted coldly, "Okay, you have to eat dinner, you look as thin as a chicken, how can you protect your brother if you don't eat dinner? After dinner, go to my study to punish him Stand for two hours and write an [-]-character inspection! Come with me tomorrow to apologize to the little fat man."

At noon the next day, worried that Shen Xian's bad temper would quarrel with others, Shi Lei took Bingbing to the victim's house, only then did he see the legendary little fat man, who was in the first grade, as fat as a piglet , put a small net bag on his head, with gauze wrapped in it, the first reaction when he saw Bingbing was to shrink behind his mother, it seemed that he had been beaten badly.

The baby's fat son was beaten up like a mangy dog, the parents must feel distressed, their attitude is quite unfriendly, they also cursed and carried a gun with a stick, Shi Lei kept smiling gently, there was no way, who made his son too wild.

Asked Bingbing to apologize, and apologized himself, said a lot of words of apology, and paid a large amount of nutrition fees to settle.

After coming out of other people's house, Bingbing's mood was much lower than the night before, Shi Lei bought two ice creams in the supermarket downstairs, the father and son sat on the bench in the garden and ate slowly.

"Dad, I'm sorry."

Shi Lei rubbed his head, "Look, you beat half of your idle father's book with one fist, in the future, you must think carefully before acting impulsively."

"Well," Bingbing nodded heavily, he really knew he was wrong this time, he had been to Shi Lei's company to play, and he had also followed Shen Xian to the filming site, others respected his two fathers very much, but it turned out that he was ignorant , caused Shi Lei to be so ashamed, he had to apologize to others, and he also had to endure the bullying from the other's parents.

After the father and son finished eating the ice cream, Bingbing solemnly stated that he would try his best to enrich himself in the future, and he would never be caught by the other parent for beating someone.

"..." Shi Lei deeply felt the need to talk to Shen Xian about the children's education.

After making out at night, the two lay on the bed, Shi Lei couldn't let go of Shen Xian's chest, "After summer, I have to contact Bingbing with a school, have you thought about which school to go to? Public or private?"

Shen Xian lay on his back on the bed and smoked, feeling very comfortable under his touch, and narrowed his eyes, "Which school did Wu Di's son go to back then? The primary school attached to the Normal University, or Youfu West Street?"

"You can contact him tomorrow to ask, but with Bingbing's character, he might fight with his classmates. This kid's fists are too dark."

"Hey," Shen Xian looked at him with a half-smile while holding a cigarette, "I know what you mean, it's really beating around the bush, don't you just think there is something wrong with my education method?"

Shi Lei also laughed, "I can't hide anything from you."

Shen Xian restrained his smile, "Being kind to others is being cruel to yourself. There are too many bad people in this world. Tongtong's character is so soft. If Bingbing is not a little tougher, how can he protect his brother?"

Shi Lei said, "It's a good thing to be tough, but you don't have to be tough in everything. When it's appropriate, be soft. To leave room for others is also to leave a way out for yourself."

"...Let's discuss the matter, don't drag it too far," Shen Xian stretched his arms, put the cigarette end in the ashtray beside the bed, and said forcefully, "Dou Zheng sued you?"

"Ah," Shi Lei sighed, "Three times the aphrodisiac or something... it's a bit harsh."

Shen Xian sat up abruptly, "Is this called ruthless? Is he called ruthless when Lu Jie almost raped me? If I can be fucked by you, I can be fucked by other men? What kind of logic do you have?"

Hearing what he said, Shi Lei became more and more unbearable, so he quickly sat up and hugged him, "That's not what I mean, please calm down, I also think that your medicine is so good and wonderful, but... oh, Lu Jie and Dou Zheng are actually having an affair now, after doing it, the relationship between the two is different, he pleads with my brother, let you stop taking revenge on Lu Jie, let's settle down, how about it?"

Shen Xian thought for a while, then snorted, "I didn't intend to take revenge."

"I just knew it." Shi Lei laughed, "My wife is not the kind to be unreasonable."

"Get lost!" Shen Xian pushed him away, and lay down depressed with his back facing him, "Turn off the lights and go to sleep."

Shi Lei turned off the light, got into the bed and hugged him, was thrown away by Shen Xian unhappily, and then hugged him persistently, Shen Xian couldn't shake him off several times, so he let him go.

Recently, Shi Lei has become more and more idle until menopause, with a lot of work, such as coding, photography, and substitute classes, but suddenly he slacks off, lying in bed all day long, eating and waiting to die, and criticizing If it blows up, the editor girl will cry.

Shi Lei asked him to resign his substitute job at the school to lighten his burden, Shen Xian hesitated for a long time, saying that going to university every week would make him feel very young.

Shi Lei was deeply speechless.

The most unbearable point is that getting up is serious.

It can't be counted as getting up, Shi Lei is an office worker from [-] to [-], but Shen Xian is not, he still has a serious neurasthenia, it is very normal for him to code until the early morning, so Shen Xian is often He crawled back to bed sleepily, and after two hours of sleep, Shi Lei woke up.

As a result, this morning, when Shi Lei got up to look for socks, he accidentally made a big move, waking Shen Xian up, and the two started arguing on the bed, and Shen Xian threw Shi Lei's socks out of the window in a fit of anger.

Shi Lei was dumbfounded, and then became angry, pressed Shen Xian on the bed and beat him up, then walked away. —He went downstairs to pick up socks! ! !

Shen Xian lay on the bed, touching his burnt buttocks, dumbfounded.

Growing up so big, at the age of four, he was domestically abused?Depend on!Where is the dignity? ? ?

Shi Lei picked up his socks from downstairs and came back. After breakfast, he dressed neatly and went to the bedroom to take a look before leaving, "I'm going to work, are you alright?"

"I'm in serious trouble!!!"

"Well, you're being coquettish," Shi Lei chuckled, walked over, cupped his face and wanted to kiss him.

Shen Xian angrily pushed him away, "I allow you to kiss me?"

"Who kissed you? It's not good to have a flirtatious temper. I kissed my wife," Shi Lei said shamelessly, "My wife is virtuous, lovely, sensible and considerate..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was punched out by his wife's second personality.

Shen Xian lay on the bed depressed for a long time, but still felt suffocated, he also knew that his behavior was abnormal, but he just didn't know why, he always felt panicked in his heart, and wanted to quarrel with Shi Lei, as if he would feel at ease after a quarrel.

Calling his best friend, Qingniao, to complain, the other party hummed sweetly, "It must be... umm... only slept with one person for half a year... um... suffocated... um, take it easy... "

Shen Xian's face was full of black lines, "I rely on you bitch, did Chen Bo still stay up all night?"

"Your thoughts are too... ah... so dirty... ah ah..." Qingniao continued to moan, "I twisted my waist last night... um... a massage... ah..."

"Give me a massage and you scream like OOXX?" Shen Xian was speechless.

"It's so cool and painful," Qingniao groaned for a while, stopped the massage, and said weakly to the phone, "It's been a long time since I OOXX, you have time to come and see me, I think I have a special temperament now Pure, body like colored glass, clear inside and out, pure without blemish, bright and vast..."

Shen Xian: "..."

Blue Bird: "Hey, did you understand what I said just now? Do you know what your current state is called? It's called the seven-year itch."

Shen Xian was so shocked that he laughed, "Come on, it's still a seven-year itch, and we've only been together for a year."

Blue Bird: "Don't believe it, we are GAY, the shelf life of love is shorter than that of heterosexuals, and the seven-year itch comes earlier, this is a hurdle, you two will be really well if you get over it, if you can't get over it , No matter how you like it, you can score."

Shen Xian: "You and that scum also itch?"

The blue bird suddenly stopped, and after a while, it snorted softly, "It happened so many years ago, who still remembers it? Oh, don't keep mentioning him to me, he finally got out of his emotional pain and is about to start his second spring." Woolen cloth."

Shen Xian was surprised, "Have you got a date?"

"Not yet, I don't like those who like me, and the people I like don't like me," Qingniao said seriously, "I'm currently researching a drug, the effect is similar to Miao Jiang's infatuation Gu, giving the other party After that, he will be deeply attached to me."

Shen Xian: "..."

Blue Bird asked suspiciously: "Why don't you speak?"

Shen Xian: "... What can you do with your free time? Do you want this article to become a fantasy novel? You are still infatuated, let's make your dream come true!"

Qingniao was scolded so badly that she stopped talking.

Shen Xian was also panicked, and the two of them were on the phone for the first time. After a long time, Shen Xian cleared his throat, "That...well, what kind of Gu... someday develop it, give me a copy."

"Do you want this article to be a fantasy novel?"

"Go to hell!"