Daily life of roommates

"Love is not complicated at all. There are only three words that come and go, either 'I love you', 'I hate you', or 'Forget it', 'How are you', 'I'm sorry'—complicated In fact, it is, 'together'." Shao Lang put on a mask on his face and still expressed his point of view, he felt that his skin was not good after the military training, and he needed to replenish water or something.

Tao Jin said disdainfully: "Fuck! Young JB keeps his mouth shut about love, and spoils the children! You guys don't listen to his nonsense, it's the last word for a man to be cool."

Shao Lang rolled his eyes at him, and said angrily: "I hate it~ I hate you the most beasts, you don't have any technical content."

Tao Jin smiled charmingly, "You will find out if I have skills or not."

Shao Lang glanced down at him, "Huh~" He still showed disinterest on his face, and said sarcastically, "Some people are just bragging for a long time. In fact, every day Evenings are nothing more than 'solving the problems of the moment with hard-working hands'."

Tao Jin became angry, and stepped forward sinisterly to make some kind of physical contact with him. Shao Lang visually judged that he must not be the opponent, so he pulled Wanfuhe as a shield, and said behind him: "I hate violence the most!"

Tao Jin clenched his fists and said, "I'll cut you to death!"

Wan Fuhe tried his best to stop them, and asked the other three people in the dormitory to help.

Xiao Yuejian was sitting on her bed reading a book with earphones on, looking like an outsider.

Gou Yi shouted "Don't fight, don't fight" while jumping around excitedly, not so much to fight, but to serve as a super big man in the background of human flesh or something.

Only Fat Meng stood between the two of them while eating sweets and said: "Mom said you can't fight."

He didn't have much strength, but he had a good tonnage, and Tao Jin couldn't shake it easily. Besides, Tao Jin didn't really want to be serious, so he took advantage of the slope to get off the donkey and said, "Okay! I'll give Auntie some face today!" .

Wan Fuhe sighed, he didn't know that he was a normal person, why was he assigned to such a place full of weirdos in the university, and was elected as the head of the dormitory.Worst of all - his roommates are seriously bent!

This is not an illusion, and he has no chance to have an illusion. This is all said by the person concerned.

On the first day of school, when everyone in the dormitory arrived, they were not very familiar with them. Then Tao Jin looked at them and said suddenly, "I'm gay. If you don't like it, you'd better disappear as soon as possible."

Although Wanfuhe was calm on the face, his chrysanthemum froze with fright, thinking that the others must have been frightened too.

Shao Lang laughed lewdly twice, "Coincidentally, I am too."

What? !two!Wan Fuhe felt that his egg was starting to hurt too.

However, Gou Yi raised his hand and said, "Report! I also feel that I like men more than women."

Pangmeng said: "What? - If I change the dormitory, do I need to change the bed? No. It's too troublesome. The quilt my mother made for me is very soft." He fell up and wanted to roll over, but he was too big to roll or anything .

Seeing Xiao Yue's face was cold, Tao Jin looked at him, "Hey, are you too?"

Xiao Yuejian said, "Why should I tell you?" and then walked away.

Shao Lang snickered, "It smells like the same kind. Count him in."

In the end, only Wanfuhe was left, and everyone's eyes were on him, forcing him to reveal his sexuality.

The Khan of Wanfuhe has been forced down, claiming to be heterosexual among a bunch of comrades seems to feel that he is the outlier.

However, there are some issues that cannot be left unanswered. He puffed up his chest as much as possible and said, "I'm sorry, I'm male and I like women."

Tao Jin was a little disappointed and said: "Cut! I just said it's not such a coincidence, the whole room is full of people."

Shao Lang looked him up and down several times, then smiled mysteriously, "How do you know you're not?"

Wan Fuhe said: "I like women."

Shao Lang said: "You can't talk too much, maybe after a certain stage your vision will be broadened and your thinking will be different haha."

Tao Jin clapped his hands and said proudly: "Okay! Now this dormitory is all curved, let's find a time to drink and celebrate!"

Wan Fuhe felt that he was a straight person in every aspect, how could he live with these people!So he actually went to the director in private and asked to change the dormitory.

The instructor rejected it at the first time, probably saying that this reason is not enough to change the dormitory. If there is a straight and straight dormitory, and a curved and curved room, it will cause two disastrous consequences: the confrontation between the ethnic groups.

There are a lot of things going on between GAYs.

The instructor seemed to recall some unpleasant past events, and said seriously: "Once this kind of thing spreads, it will be very bad for the school spirit! So this class must be controlled!" He pointed to the pen in his hand, "Wanfuhe Classmate, I know that you are straight, and the school also needs a mainstay like you. It is because of you that they put you in that dormitory. You are upright and will not be easily influenced by them. By the way, you can help me watch Click on them, to kill all kinds of unhealthy tendencies in their cradles!"

Seeing that he was a little unmoved, the supervisor had no choice but to throw out his trump card, granting him a position as a cadre in the department, and let him do something well.

It was only then that Wanfuhe "reluctantly" lurked in this 2222 dormitory, monitoring and waiting for an opportunity to divide their disharmony and so on.

Now Wanfuhe thinks it's time to exercise some of his power as the head of the dormitory, human beings can't stop these gays without setting some rules.

He took advantage of the topic and said: "I think it's time for everyone to clarify some things. Since everyone will be together for four years, it's best to be more tolerant of each other and reach consensus on some basic issues."

Gou Yi said: "Good!"

With something stuffed in his mouth, Fat Meng said, "Yes."

Shao Lang said: "Hmph~"

Tao Jin said, "Hmph!"

Xiao Yuejian said: "..."

Wan Fuhe pulled off his earphones and informed him that there was going to be a dormitory meeting. He was impatient and lacked interest.

Wan Fuhe began to talk about his own thoughts, "We are strangers who live in the same house. What we rely on is not family affection, but friendship. What is the most destructive to friendship?"

Shao Lang snickered and said, "I know! ——It's love~"

Wanfuhe nodded sadly, "Yes! Beauty is a disaster—blue face is also a disaster, and we can't stay in our own fields. So I propose that we formulate a basic bed rule: no, um, no love between bed-sleeping brothers .” He bit the bullet and said in a low voice.

After three seconds of silence—

"Pfft—" Shao Lang burst out laughing first, and then everyone couldn't help but laugh.

"Who will fall in love with you guys~" Shao Lang said with a smile.

Tao Jin then stated, "I've never talked about JB love! ——nor will I sleep with any of you. Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, and there is no grass anywhere in the world!"

Gou Yi laughed so hard that he rolled on the bed, and said, "If I fell in love with any of you, I would endure it until graduation."

Fat Meng chewed his cheeks and said with some difficulty: "...uh..."

Wan Fuhe raised his hand to stop him and said, "Okay, you don't need to express your opinion, we know you won't."

In the end, only Xiao Yue was left to meet.

He snorted coldly, "boring." He put on the earphones again.

"Okay, all pass!" Wanfuhe announced loudly, a big stone in his heart temporarily fell to the ground.

However, I was still worried, and wrote a "Resolution on the No Emotional and Physical Entanglements Between the Members of Dorm 2222" on the spot, and each member signed and pledged, solemnly.

That written material was kept by Wanfuhe until graduation.