Daily life of roommates

Fruits are of great significance in the daily life of 2Bs.

Fat Meng came out of the shower, put on fruit-flavored mousse in his pajamas, swayed his fleshy body and sat down on the bed, then he stopped chewing.Although the flesh on his buttocks was thick, he could still feel as if he had scratched something.

Fat Meng stood up again with some effort, and turned around to see what was sitting just now.

what is it then?

It turned out to be an orange, but the round shape had been squashed by him, and the juice flowed out, turning into a rotten orange.

Gou Yi threw himself on his bed and beat the quilt with a smile, "Ahahahahahaha——the ass is bursting! The ass is bursting! Ahahaha——"

Fat Meng is not very good at washing clothes, so there will be suspicious yellow marks on his pajama pants for a long time.

Summer is here, and the weather is getting hotter. At this time, Wanfuhe wants to eat some cucumbers to cool off.

The school cafeteria is not strong enough, so I can only go to the supermarket and vegetable market to buy things by myself. It just so happens that Shao Lang is going to buy fruit, so the two of them will go together.

Shao Lang is obviously familiar with a small market outside the school - because he is a frequent visitor to the fruit stand, the stall owners know that he is a fruit lover.

The cucumbers in front of an old lady's stall looked good, and Wanfuhe stopped and said he wanted to pick some.

The aunt knew Shao Lang and knew that Wanfuhe was his classmate, so she greeted warmly: "Student, is it for food or use? If you use it, I'll get you two more big ones."

Wanfu River immediately petrified, not daring to pick it anymore, and went to see Shao Lang stiffly, what was the situation?Why is the aunt in the vegetable market so nonchalantly rotten? !Could it be that Shameless Shao Lang always came to buy cucumbers and "use" them back? ...I really don't want to admit that I know this guy!

Seeing the change in his face, Shao Lang understood his thoughts in the blink of an eye, and said innocently: "People buy cucumbers for face dressing, big ones are cut into fewer slices~ I hate it! Your thoughts are too dirty !” She covered her face in embarrassment.

Among fruits, Shao Lang prefers persimmons and bananas. Persimmons are rich in vitamin C, and bananas contain collagen, which is good for the skin.

One day he bought some tomatoes and some bananas and took them back to the dormitory. Somehow, the persimmons were crushed, so he hummed a little song and took the bananas soaked in tomato juice to the water room to rinse.

The two buddies in the next bedroom in the water room were washing clothes, and they were shocked when they saw Shao Lang's bananas, but both of them pretended to be calm and continued to wash and so on.

After Shao Lang washed the bananas yellow and left humming a ditty contentedly, the two buddies looked at each other with a tacit obscene smile.

The next day, the whole school spread the news like this: a gay in the 2nd house bleeds from a banana.