Daily life of roommates

Early in the morning, Gou Yi looked solemnly at the instructions printed on the shampoo bottle in his hand—because he rushed in because he forgot to bring his book and mobile phone in a hurry, and it was already too late when he found out.

If there is no text at hand to read, it seems that it will not be very smooth. The flustered Gou Yi looked around helplessly for the text, and the shampoo manual was within reach.

He read it very earnestly, thought over every word, and felt relieved from the bottom of his heart—if it wasn't for a coincidence, he would have missed the perfect opportunity to intensively read the shampoo!

Suddenly, his face turned serious, his brows were tight, his lips were pursed into a word, his toes were curled up, and his strong feelings were ready to go—boom~

The sound of objects falling from the sky and into the water slightly echoed in this narrow and enclosed time and space.

Gou Yi stretches his bow and releases the empty strings, and the person instantly enters a state of emptiness and relaxation, but a little melancholy comes quietly, and his brows are lowered but his heart is on his mind.

He put down the shampoo, sat on the toilet and sighed: the water splash was not suppressed well... A painful day always has a painful beginning.

Shao Lang seldom drinks in bars, unless someone invites him, and he gives someone a chance to invite him.

And there are not many such opportunities, so Shao Lang rarely gets drunk.

But there is always an inside and outside of everything, occasionally, just occasionally, he would also step on a lost track, squint his blurred eyes, and come back staggering drunkenly.

Fortunately, his wine taste wasn't too bad. After he came back, he went straight to the bathroom and vomited while holding the toilet.

Fat Meng felt that he was a little pitiful, so she stood at the door and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Shao Lang stared at him blankly, and suddenly said shyly, "I, I'm pregnant."

Fat Meng was also stunned, and asked him again: "Shouldn't the school allow children to be born during school?"

Shao Lang thought about it drunkenly, his eye circles turned red, and he lay his head on the toilet seat and cried, beating his stomach, "I don't want to drop out of school... I don't want to be an unmarried father... I want to kill the child... "

Gou Yi showed his head and said: "Why do you want to destroy it! Now that the fertility rate is so low, it is not easy to conceive one. If you are pregnant, you can give birth. If you don't want to raise it, you can throw it to the child's father—the child's father is who?"

Shao Lang sobbed and said, "Yes, it's me..."

Gou Yi was very dissatisfied with his IQ, "How can you be a father! You are a mother! Whoever sows the seeds is the father—Pangmeng, don't you think so?"

Fat Meng said: "...Oh?"

Gou Yi tried in vain to explain to him how a child was born or something.

Fat Meng didn't hear it very clearly, so she turned to ask a core question: "Why are the children's parents separated?"

Gou Yi thought for a while and said: "If you get a divorce and divide up the children, it can be used."

After touching Pangmeng's heart knot, he lowered his head and did not speak.

Gou Yi is still explaining very knowledgeably, "I think that the child should belong to the father, just like the money in the ATM does not belong to the ATM, but to whoever inserts the card - what do you think, Shao Lang? "

Shao Lang had already fallen asleep against the corner of the wall.

Tao Jin couldn't listen any longer, and instantly revived from the state of pretending to sleep, jumped out of bed and strode over to chop off the head of both of them, cursing, "Is it disgusting to die in the middle of the night!"

Wan Fuhe said, "Let's go and tidy him up and put him on the bed, and it will stop."

Tao Jin turned around and jumped onto his own bed, and Gou Yi also slipped away quietly.

Wanfuhe and Pangmeng went into the bathroom, picked Shao Lang up, rinsed it, wiped it clean, and carried it to the bed.

Shao Lang got into bed, suddenly his legs twitched twice, his hands scratched twice in the air, and he closed his eyes and talked in sleep: "...tomorrow...who will accompany me to do the abortion..."

Now even Xiao Yuejian, who had been pretending to sleep until the end, couldn't take it anymore. She lifted the quilt from the bed and walked down, stepped on his stomach and crushed it, and said in a cold voice: "No need to go, your belly Your child has already been kicked!"

Shao Lang's hands and feet were limp, and after a long while, a tear oozed from the corner of his eye, and quickly slipped into the pillow, where it was silently absorbed.

"My child..." There was only a midnight murmur in my sleep.

Of course, every dormitory is equipped with a bathroom, but collective life inevitably involves public bathrooms.

Wanfuhe is a member of the football team. After training, he would take a shower in the bathroom of the gymnasium before leaving.

In the bathroom, the teammates were laughing and joking, but I don't know if it was Wanfuhe's illusion. After he entered, the atmosphere suddenly became solemn.

Everyone was cautious, neither daring to face his exposed sexy parts, nor to completely turn their backs to his exposed vulnerable parts, so they had to squirm sideways and lower the body in front of him. Exposure, a little humiliating to take a shower.

The captain even slipped his hand because of nervousness, and the soap dropped from his hand and landed not far from the Wanfu River.

The captain looked at the soap in horror, then at the Wanfu River, and repeated it several times, but he didn't have the courage to bend down in front of him to pick up the soap, so he had to pretend to be arrogant and don't want it.

The steam in the bathroom is thick, and Wanfu River can't see clearly because of the clouds and fog.

But he really saw something wrong for a moment, and put the shampoo on his body as a body wash.It's just because he was absent-minded and unresponsive. When he found out, he had already wiped it on Erliang's place and rubbed it twice habitually.

This body wash is refreshing, to relieve the dryness after exercise, and the effect is quite good, so the feeling——Wanfuhe felt like his second child had poured two catties of mint water, swished—— Straightened up.

At that time, he couldn't think much under the intense pain, but his every move fell into the eyes of everyone in the room.The most frightening thing was the captain closest to him, who packed up his things and ran away with a frightened expression on his face.

After 2 minutes, Wan Fuhe looked helplessly at his angry face, suddenly felt that he had had enough, and shouted lonelyly at the empty bathroom: "I'm not gay!"

The only answer to him was the sound of water hitting the floor.