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, Their information is the dream of the mechanical family who advocates modification.Spider-Man has long had the idea of ​​coming to Earth to steal the stone statue, but he has not succeeded because of the constraints of the Federation.Until Mr. X gave him a chance.

The Spiderman took Zhao Xiaomo into another door, the room was pitch black, and above his head, a huge blue model of the earth was suspended in the air.As soon as Zhao Xiaomo entered the space, a voice sounded in Zhao Xiaomo's ears, and he could understand it: "Hello, life on earth."

A beam of light was cast on the model, and the orange light hit the ground. The spider-man grabbed Zhao Xiaomo and wanted to stuff him into the beam.

At this time, Y and Xiao J are struggling outside the portrait.

The stone statue walked towards the town without haste. Since it started to move, Y and the others couldn't get in touch with Zhao Xiaomo inside, and the door couldn't be opened, the deputy director was very troubled.

Little J raised his arm with a straight face.

The beam bomb of the mechanical cannon hit the face of the human face, making a big hole in the face of the robot, the nose and eyes...unrecognizable.

Y: "..."

At this time, the red-haired man in the big J state was frowning too. Looking at the unaffected robot, and then at the mechanical cannon he made, he felt that his skills needed to be improved, so he kept doing nothing, disconnected and left. up.

Little J wailed: "Brother...don't leave me...beep..."

Y: "..."

In modern society, the Sphinx has no nose, and there are many legends about the whereabouts of the nose.However, no one will know the truth of this matter except the internal staff of the firm.

——The nose of the Sphinx was knocked off by aliens!

Zhao Xiaomo was anxious and excited at the same time that he was sent to accept the mysteries of the universe without foreign aid.

Z splashed cold water on his head: "Ah Mo, let me come out."

Zhao Xiaomo was puzzled: "How did you come out without the deputy director?"

Z curled his lips: "I've eaten well recently, and I've accumulated some energy. It's okay to not need him to activate it once."

Zhao Xiaomo was in a dilemma: "...I want to see the mysteries of the universe..."

Z sighed: "... Ah Mo, your brain is too small. If all that knowledge is poured into your brain, it will be like seawater bursting a water tank. Your brain tissue will be completely necrotic, and then your body functions will disappear, and then... "

Zhao Xiaomo: "Director, please use it!"

Z opened his eyes, it took too much energy for him to wake up this time, he stretched Zhao Xiaomo's legs and feet, he couldn't stand up, so he simply sat down.

Z held his forehead and smiled faintly at Spider-Man: "@#¥@¥"

Spider-man stopped his excited steps, his eyes were full of surprise, and he looked down at Z:

"My lord? How could it be you?"

10. File 3.3

Z and the spider robot have a beautiful past.

At that time, the villain X had not yet appeared in the universe. Under the leadership of the federation, all species lived in harmony and lived and worked in peace and contentment, although they occasionally made small troubles.

Z and Mr. Spider became attached to each other in a transit station in the interstellar channel, and the reason for this was that these two were the first-class things in the cup of greed.

Of course, what Z drinks is energy, what Mr. Spider drinks is engine oil.

People on earth have a saying of drinking friends, when they have drunk to their heart's content, they talk happily and call each other brothers.Lord Spider certainly didn't dare to make trouble with the noble and powerful Palace Z, and always regarded himself as a younger brother and respected him very much.

The two good energy/oil buddies lived in harmony for thousands of years until Z secretly went to Earth to take office.

There are rumors among the stars that Mr. Z, the tallest person in the universe, finally abandoned them and flew away to the wider sky.

Mr. Spider is also considered a species that values ​​love and righteousness. For this reason, he has been sad for a long time, and his sleep (actually during mechanical maintenance) is chanting:

——My lord, you should say hello to me before you leave!You... still owe me wine (energy) money!

So at this moment, Mr. Spider saw Director Z living on Zhao Xiaomo's body, and the violent pulsation in the mechanical heart was understandable.

Here is a short summary: He respects him and loves him, but he is also afraid that he will hate him... ==

In the end, it was the result of years of habit, Mr. Spider blushed, wet the corners of his eyes, knelt down with six mechanical claws, and the other two held Zhao Xiaomo/Z's ankles, and kissed the adult's feet affectionately:

"grown ups!"

Z smiled lazily, and squinted at him with downcast eyes: "Well, long time no see."

Zhao Xiaomo is lying comfortably in the inner space, enjoying the massage from the machine butler.Seeing my innocent feet being molested/molested by Mr. Spider, a mouthful of old blood spewed out!

——Director, you are S!

——What kind of divine development is this!

Z ignored Zhao Xiaomo pounding on the wall in his body and shouting: "Let me out!" Calmly crossing Erlang's legs, he let Mr. Spider grab his legs and rub his face, and asked while picking his nails, "Why did you get involved in this business?" Are you short of money again?"

Mr. Spider is greedy for drinking, and ruined all his property because of engine oil, his wife (another spider-like robot) ran away, his job was gone, and he couldn't even get a fraction of the universe coins for parts.That's why he came up with the idea of ​​stealing information about the making of cheap parts from the Sphinx.

Being pierced by Z, Mr. Spider looked pale, lowered his head listlessly, and cried in a low voice: "You borrowed the last sum from me when you left... Afterwards, look at my eight legs, three of which are broken, and I have no money." Repair... half of the tentacles on the head have fallen off, and I can't see the way when I run... oh..."

Zhao Xiaomo is currently watching the big screen attentively. This screen is really good, and it also has subtitles. It automatically converts the two Cosmic Languages ​​outside into Chinese.So when I saw Mr. Spider's tragic cry, I didn't want to beat the case.

——Director, you are indeed the greatest villain in the universe!

Then Zhao Xiaomo was KO'd by Z's internal perception - the mechanical butler, no massage, no fragrant tea, even the indoor heating equipment was canceled...

——Director, I was wrong...

One mind and two tasks is Z's forte, after tidying up Zhao Xiaomo, who was eating inside and outside, Z began to appease the old lover (?).He stopped for a while, condescended to pat Lord Spider's carapace, and sighed: "You were also forced to take the wrong path by life, so I will forgive you this time. X's road is not easy to walk, and the sea of ​​suffering is boundless. Turn your head and return to the shore." .You give up."

Mr. Spider couldn't understand the earth proverb and was stunned.

Z continued: "I had no choice but to leave at the beginning. To be honest, I owed the Federation a debt, a huge debt, a debt that can be repaid in billions of light years...Of course I can just leave, but it's okay. A man should be honest, so I agree to accept the mess of the earth... You see, even as the highest race, there are times when you can't help yourself..."

Mr. Spider still couldn't understand, but he could feel Z's deep helplessness. To express comfort, he hugged his ankle and kissed him wildly again.

While feeling disgusted, Zhao Xiaomo did not forget to give a thumbs up and admire: Director, you have read thousands of volumes, and when it really came in handy, you called yourself a holy white lotus in a few words!

After hearing the praise, Z felt complacent, and continued to make up: "If we met once, I will kindly point out the sun for you. If you give up this operation and help me stop the robot, I will take the previous one." That money is transferred to you."

Mr. Spider bent over again and again, and agreed with all his mouth, with a look of gratitude.

Zhao Xiaomo: "..."

—— Poor guy, you forgot that it was originally yours... you should charge interest to the unscrupulous director...

"Cough, cough." Director Z coughed several times, warning Zhao Xiaomo not to make another slander.

The next thing was much easier. They went back to the energy room, pulled out the beautiful crystal energy, and the huge sphinx robot returned to its original place and lay down quietly again.It will remain so for thousands of years thereafter, quietly waiting for the day when humans will be able to gain access to its secrets.

Zhao Xiaomo/Z is proud this time, he doesn't need to climb the ladder by himself, and sits on the new mount—Spider-Mr., and walks in the direction of the reopened exit.

When Y saw them coming out, he let out a heavy breath, showing a different look on his normally stern face.

Zhao Xiaomo wanted to comfort Shima, it's not easy to be a loyal dog, looking at this frightened look, it's very pitiful.

Mr. Spider caught a glimpse of the scene outside, shook his body calmly, and suddenly pushed his fart/ass, and threw Z off his body. The latter quickly grabbed the incomplete nose stone of the human face. Angry: "Spider, you are so courageous!"

Mr. Spider shook his body again, and stretched out two golden wing-like machines from the black carapace on his back, fluttering and flying.

Zhao Xiaomo: "..."

——It turns out that this guy is not a spider, but a modified scarab!

Mr. Spider turned his head and sneered, "My lord, will you be fooled again when I have suffered a loss once? I know that I am not your opponent, and you will not let me go so easily. I just followed you, so please let me go!" After finishing speaking, he fluttered his metal wings and flew very fast.

After a few words, Zhao Xiaomo came to three conclusions:

1. Mr. Spider is not stupid, Director, you are not good enough to fool people;

2. Mr. Spider is also a lover of earth literature, and he speaks a lot of proverbs;

3. Wahahaha, director, you are the one who was fooled! ! !

Z's face is not good-looking, and Y steps forward to help him.He stomped his feet, pointed at Mr. Spider and said angrily, "Go and catch me, and lock us underground for ten or eight years!"

Of course Y was obedient and turned around to chase after him.

Seeing that the incident is almost resolved, Zhao Xiaomo is thinking about what to order when he goes back tonight. Z said softly: "Ah Mo, I have no strength..."

——Then he passed out irresponsibly!Ahhhhhhhhhh!

——Then Zhao Xiaomo fell off the 20-meter-high face of the Sphinx before he had time to combine his spirit and soul!Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Y heard Zhao Xiaomo's howling ghosts and wolves, turned his head hastily, and quickly calculated in his mind that with the distance he is now, it is absolutely too late to save Zhao Xiaomo before he falls into a pulp!

Xiao J sighed and closed his eyes: Comrade Xiao Mo, thank you for being with us all the way!

Zhao Xiaomo: "..."

——It's over, it's dead...

With a light hook on the waist, Zhao Xiaomo was stopped in the middle of the two-second free fall, and a strong and solid arm clamped him between the arms.

—Superman!Superman SAMA!Thank you for saving me!

Zhao Xiaomo was so moved that he wept bitterly, and turned his head with teary eyes to find the superman/hero/brave who saved him...

Then, Zhao Xiaomo: (⊙o⊙)...

The kind person who intercepted Zhao Xiaomo in mid-air was wearing a folded hat, black suit and black sunglasses, and had a smoking cigar in his mouth.

—Godfather!This guy is definitely Al Pacino in the movie "The Godfather"! ! !

What's even more bizarre is that this 'Godfather' is holding a big black umbrella-shaped machine in one hand, slowly leading Zhao Xiaomo down from a high place...

Zhao Xiaomo: "..."

——So this is... the magic nanny version of Godfather?

——The world is so wonderful...

——The universe is so wonderful...

——Fate is amazing...

— Excuse me, who is it? ! ! !

The 'Godfather' held Zhao Xiaomo with one hand, landed on the ground steadily, put away the umbrella and nodded on the ground.

Big J had listened to Little J's revelations and came back to attend Zhao Xiaomo's "funeral". Now he was staring at the umbrella closely, his face was paralyzed, his face was flushed, his breathing was unsteady, and his eyes were shining with golden light.

Seeing this, the 'Godfather' held up his umbrella and showed it to Big J triumphantly: "The latest landing gear, easy to carry, high quality, and stylish..."

The light in Big J's eyes became more and more engulfing, and he kept nodding while listening to the other party's explanation, almost drooling.

'Godfather' smiled slightly: "[-] universe coins."

Big J: "..."

Zhao Xiaomo couldn't stand it anymore: Hey, hey, the child's eyes are red, why not!What do you, an adult, show off in front of poor children? !

As if sensing Zhao Xiaomo's slander, the 'Godfather' smiled again, and handed the big umbrella to Big J: "Since you like it so much, I'll give it to you."

Big J: "..."

Zhao Xiaomo's heart is warm: Good boy, you are so moved that you are crying and pretending to be paralyzed, hurry up and thank Shushu...

And then... Hey, I want one too...

Y has already given up his plan to track down Spider-Man, who had already run away when Zhao Xiaomo fell off the stone statue. Before Y caught up, with a look of vigilance on his face, he asked the 'Godfather' coldly: "Who is your Excellency?"

The 'Godfather' raised his hat and smiled politely at Y: "This is the special commissioner of the Federation, and I will bother you in the near future to inspect the work."

Y frowned, his expression becoming more serious.

'Godfather' smiled again, and spread his palms to Y Ping: "Appointment letter."

Y didn't hesitate, and held the opponent's palm as usual, and the Federation's 'Appointment Letter' was automatically downloaded into his brain in the form of data.

——It seems that the identity of this person is certain, but what is the purpose of the Federation sending observers at this time?

The special commissioner 'Godfather' looked around and asked in confusion: "Why didn't you see Director X? In such an important incident, it was because of his absence that the criminal escaped just now. He is negligent in his duties, and I have to make a note... "

Y's brows frowned again, they still kept the matter of X's injury from the Federation, so every interstellar official business trip was done by him.The reason is that if the Federation knew of X's injury, it would be absolutely reluctant to leave the biggest baby in the interstellar world on Earth, and X hated going to an interstellar sanatorium to recuperate his old age, so he wanted to pass the test by hiding it.

——But now that the Federation has dispatched special commissioners, does it mean that they have doubts? ...

Now that the identity of the other party has been determined, Y decided to stabilize this person for the time being, and said calmly: "The director has something to do today. It is my personal responsibility for the criminal to escape, and it has nothing to do with the firm. Your Excellency came from afar, please come back with us and discuss it in detail." .”

The 'Godfather' nodded, making no difference.

Zhao Xiaomo finally couldn't bear it anymore, and tugged at the corner of the other party's clothes: "Er... Excuse me, can you let me down?"

The 'Godfather' seemed to realize that there was still a human being between his arms at this time, so he put down Zhao Xiaomo calmly, smiled at him, and asked him to straighten the corner of his clothes by the way.

Zhao Xiaomo felt that his smile was uglier than crying, but he looked familiar for no reason, but he couldn't think of where he had seen it.

'Godfather' pointed at Zhao Xiaomo and asked Y politely: "Excuse me, what's the matter with this human being?"

The author has something to say: Meh... so what, I discussed the outline with my good friends for a long time the day before yesterday, and with the previous voting opinions from my friends, so I decided to make the BOSS an attack.

Say it now in case you are on the wrong team...

Then NP is very loving, the director is very loving, but I am also considered a villain, and I can only write 1V1, so...

Finally, thank you good friends! ! !It is an absolute honorary author~ holding a crazy kiss╭(╯3╰)╮

11. Zhao Xiaomo's Day (2)

The author has something to say: complete the last chapter, see you tomorrow~

The Godfather commissioner asked Zhao Xiaomo's identity.

Y narrowed his eyes, and answered directly without thinking: "Pets."

Commissioner Godfather: "...Huh?..."

Zhao Xiaomo: "...Huh?..."

Y pointed at Zhao Xiaomo with a calm expression: "Your Excellency should have heard about our director's temper. The director likes to collect interstellar species. This is an earthling whom the director values. He is currently working as a guide and doing odd jobs in our office."

The Godfather commissioner suddenly realized: "Oh..."

Zhao Xiaomo: "..."

——Oh, my sister!I can also be considered a higher species, okay? !Can it be the same as kittens and puppies? !

——Pet your sister!Deputy Director, I am so humble in your eyes...

——Thinking of you and me by the Weiming Lake back then...

—Of course the last sentence is false.

The Godfather's commissioner glanced at Zhao Xiaomo out of the corner of his eye, seemed to be very interested in the anger on his face, and smiled again.

——That smile is really ugly, like a funny bean.

Mr. Commissioner happily accepted the invitation and visited the humble house in the base.

Big J was bought by an umbrella, and for the first time in history, he escaped from his central control room Xiaotiandi.Of course, his goal was the umbrella landing device that was in the hands of his younger brother at the moment.

Little J was upset, and pouted: "... 嘤嘤... Brother, don't bother holding up the umbrella, just take a look at me, take a look at me..."

Big J is busy holding an umbrella: "..."

——Good umbrella!Good umbrella!

This time, Z's vitality was seriously injured, and he was sleeping in Zhao Xiaomo's stomach.So when the commissioner looked around and asked politely again: "Huh? Still missing Director Z?", everyone was very troubled.

Although Y has been in the officialdom for many years and can be regarded as a small success in his career, he is still not good at lying and frowning, so he frowned and tried to think about it.

Big and small J are originally children who don't care about things, let alone at this time, one is paying attention to his brother, and the other is paying attention to the umbrella.

Seeing the cold scene, Zhao Xiaomo puffed up his chest, clenched his fists and coughed to attract everyone's attention:

"Er... Director, he... has gone to practice."

Y: "?"

Little J: "?"

Big J...he is looking at the umbrella.

The commissioner was very interested: "Practice? What is that?"

Y and big and small J turned their heads to look at Zhao Xiaomo at the same time.

Zhao Xiaomo calmly said, "Your Excellency, you don't know. Our director has recently learned a unique martial art from Earth China. This skill needs to be soaked under the waterfall for 49 days, and then supplemented with the "Sunflower Treasure". Preparatory techniques, combined with retreat and meditation for 81, [-], [-] days, can be accomplished..."

Y: "..."

Little J secretly gave a thumbs up to Zhao Xiaomo, good boy, he said the same thing, the special commissioner's eyes circled!

Big J... is still looking at the umbrella.

Zhao Xiaomo was proud, his sharp eyes swept across the crowd, and finally landed on Y.

—Hmph, let you underestimate me!I have nothing to say!

——Who said that small nuts can't play a big role? !Besides, I'm not concentrated at all!

He continued to work hard and leaned into Mr. Commissioner's ear: "To use a simple analogy, the director's current energy level is at the billion-trillion level. When the great achievements are made, it will be even less than the hundred-trillion-trillion level. At that time," He raised his hand and shook it, slowly clenched it into a fist, and smiled triumphantly: "What the fuck, the director can crush him to pieces..."

The special commissioner nodded with a smile, took out a small black leather notebook from his pocket, and wrote down carefully with a pen like an ordinary earthling.

Zhao Xiaomo nodded curiously, ¤ΦΩζθ??ěΞЖЩ...

Mr. Commissioner saw him leaning his head towards him, and turned his body sideways to block him from seeing.

Zhao Xiaomo: "..."

——It’s really stingy, and I can’t understand it.

Seeing him recording, Y's expression turned ugly.

dinner time.

The five creatures sat in a circle in silence, with serious and solemn expressions, completely incomparable to Judas' jubilant Last Supper before betraying Christ.

Y politely invited Mr. Commissioner to order food, but the other party paused and smiled kindly: "I'm not hungry, you can do whatever you want."

No one is polite to him anymore.

The dinner was carried out in silence, and broke out in silence again, er, to non-silence.

Mr. Special Commissioner smiled and began to check: "I am very satisfied with the sanitary conditions of your base. A good working environment can bring high work efficiency. Do you use cleaning robots to manage?"

Big and small J stopped to devour some terrible thick soup food, and Qi Qi turned to look at Zhao Xiaomo.

Y's face froze a bit.

Zhao Xiaomo fought Curry silently.

Mr. Commissioner nodded, writing and drawing in a small notebook.

He asked again: "How do you deal with your daily supplies?"

Big and small J looked at Zhao Xiaomo again.

Y's face became even uglier.

Zhao Xiaomo continued to fight Curry silently.

The special commissioner recorded it with a smile.

He asked again: "According to federal information, there are currently 13 second-level interstellar prisoners in this base. May I ask how you manage the daily life of the prisoners?"

Big and small J looked at Zhao Xiaomo again.

Y no longer has the heart to eat his bananas in chili sauce.

Zhao Xiaomo swallowed the last curry chicken nugget.

Mr. Commissioner closed the notebook: "I have another task on Earth this time, which is to regularly check the development of human civilization and provide statistics for the Federation."

Zhao Xiaomo drank his saliva and touched his belly.

——So full, so satisfied.Sure enough, food is delicious after working.

--Huh?so quiet...

--Eh?Why are you all looking at me? !

Zhao Xiaomo has a new job. The scope of this job is to meet the needs of the Godfather commissioner. During his inspection of the earth, he will implement the three-accompany policy of eating, staying and playing with him.

Deputy Director Y patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Work hard, and strive to complete the task as soon as possible!"

Zhao Xiaomo: "..."

——Why do you have the feeling of being betrayed by comrades-in-arms to class enemies? ...

Mr. Commissioner is going out on the street.

The husband smiled while pointing at the small book: "The progress of a civilization is reflected in the daily life of mainstream species."

Zhao Xiaomo looked him up and down, scratched his head, wondering: "Mr. wants to go out and have a look, of course I am obliged to accompany you. It's just... sir, your outfit is too conspicuous..."

——Big star!Will be besieged!

It must be mentioned here that the special commissioner did not disclose his real information to the members of the firm because of the special nature of his work. This is like the investigator of the anti-corruption team who needs to keep his identity secret.All you know is that his Al Pacino look wasn't really the result of murdering the beloved old filmmaker.

Mr. Interstellar Federation Commissioner:

Name - unknown;

race - unknown;

Ability Level - Unknown.

The only known ability, according to his voluntary disclosure, is similar to Little J, he can reorganize the basic components similar to cells in the body without limit, and 'clone' into the desired appearance.

Mr. Special Commissioner listened and nodded: "No problem." Then in front of Zhao Xiaomo, starting from the facial features, slowly melting and then reorganizing, and then the body...

It's the same way with chocolate, first melted, then molded, and then...formed.

Zhao Xiaomo: "..."

——Boom, it’s so scary!I'm going to have nightmares tonight...

This guy's transformation is so fast that he grows into another person in 10 seconds.

Zhao Xiaomo: "..."

——Hello, Brother Cruise...

Seeing Zhao Xiaomo shaking his head, Mr. Commissioner thought for a while and smiled: "I can also become a female."

Zhao Xiaomo: "..."

——It’s a female, it’s too disrespectful to say female...

——It really is a beauty...

- Hi Nicole Kidman, I just met your ex-husband 10 seconds ago...

The commissioner patiently performed magic tricks for Zhao Xiaomo, until Zhao Xiaomo finally couldn't help but say:

"Er...sir...let's let those celebrities go... How about choosing a more ordinary image?"

——How much do you care about your appearance? Do you have to be handsome or beautiful? !Do you have to be handsome and beautiful? !

——Does it have to be? !

Then, Zhao Xiaomo swore that he saw this gentle gentleman -- blushing......==

Mr. Commissioner was a little embarrassed. He had an encyclopedia of the earth in his information base, so he modified it according to the familiar face on the encyclopedia and made him act like an ordinary person... He has no data resources...

Seeing that he was a little embarrassed, Zhao Xiaomo realized after thinking for a while that this product is just a copier, which can copy without limit, but he didn't choose the right file...

He slapped his head, it's easy to handle!Busily took out the phone, pressed a few keys to find a photo, and handed it over respectfully: "Can you transform into this look? I guarantee that no one will recognize it."

In the photo, Zhao Xiaomo was hanging shoulder to shoulder with another Chinese young man, who was about his age, tall and burly, and good-looking.

Cheng Baiyu is Zhao Xiaomo's classmate.Zhao Xiaomoxiu is a very unpopular and hard-working major. There are only two Asian faces in one grade, and Cheng Baiyu is the only one.They are both poor children who have left their homes and wandered all over the world. The two cherish each other, share the same smell, and have a very good relationship on weekdays.

Zhao Xiaomo looked at the smiling buddy 'Cheng Baiyu' in front of him, the corners of his eyes twitched, thinking that kid wouldn't mind being cloned by aliens...

The weather today is really nice, the sky is clear, the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming. It is a good day for outing.

The problem of dressing up for going out on the street was solved, the small backpack for snacks, candy and drinks was ready, and the two children held hands and happily went on a spring outing.

--That is impossible.

12. Zhao Xiaomo's Day (3)

To get out of the street, you have to climb out of the base first.

Really crawl out.

The main entrance of the office of the First Universe Federation in the Earth Agency of the Milky Way is in the center of the famous world cultural heritage-Stonehenge in England.

Tens of millions of years ago, that circle of stones was no ordinary stone.There are huge magnetic field devices inside the stones, which are piled up there regularly. Their functions are similar to the signal lights of the airport, and they are used to guide the Federation's flying saucers.But at that time, the earth's civilization was too backward, and there were no flying saucers to visit at all. This simple flying saucer airport was abandoned soon.

The stone becomes an ordinary stone.

However, human imagination is boundless, and finally someone figured out the purpose of Stonehenge. This theory of aliens has attracted a large number of tourists from all over the world.

The tourists were happy, but Zhao Xiaomo was miserable.

The group of magical species in the base are all nerds, and they rely on classmate Zhao for food, clothing, housing and transportation without leaving home.The hard-working Zhao Xiaomo didn't have the guts to emerge from the center of Stonehenge in full view.Fortunately, he was smart and self-reliant to build a back/door for the base.

Zhao Xiaomo's inspiration comes from Doraemon.Among the endless array of amazing tools in Doraemon's pocket is a pangolin gauntlet made for burrowing.When it works, it has high power and high strength, and can instantly crush rocks and dig soil and repair tunnels.

Zhao Xiaomo took the sketch and asked Big J if he could design a similar digging device. The boy with facial paralysis is indeed a famous mechanical genius in the interstellar world. He drove out a pangolin glove that was exactly the same as the robot cat all night.

Zhao Xiaomo: "...Thank you..."

——It’s really powerful, but... little brother, why don’t you just make a robot that can dig holes, so now I have to dig by myself wearing gloves?

Big J and Little J who had been holding his palm all the time looked at each other.

——Hey hey hey hey...

Zhao Xiaomo is a hard-working child. He can do whatever he wants with the tools. He immediately dug a winding, long and narrow passage in the base, leading directly to the public parking lot of the Stonehenge scenic spot.

Now he and Mr. Special Commissioner (we will call him Cheng Baiyu for convenience) are standing at the entrance of the passage.

Zhao Xiaomo scratched his head, regretting that he had no foresight.

Because the lazy people in the office are all in the house, no one uses this passage. He was lazy at the beginning, and the passage was built so narrow that only one person could bend down and crawl out...

Zhao Xiaomo made a 'please' gesture to Cheng Baiyu, and said politely: "please first."

Cheng Baiyu frowned at Zhao Xiaomo: "Let's go first, Xiaomo, you lead the way."

Zhao Xiaomo couldn't help it, bent down and raised his hips, and climbed quickly in the long and narrow corridor.

Cheng Baiyu followed closely behind him, his hands and feet were also nimble, and he crawled very fast.

Zhao Xiaomo: "..."

——It’s so embarrassing, this posture is so embarrassing TAT

——My lord, take it easy, don't...too fast...

Then, naturally...

Zhao Xiaomo: "..."

Cheng Baiyu: "Oh, I'm sorry, Xiaomo, you are too slow, I have to remind you..."

Zhao Xiaomo: "..."

——Can I sue you for workplace sex/harassment/harassment? !

——Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !

The exit of the passage was hidden in the grass near the parking lot. Zhao Xiaomo, with a dark face, rubbed his butt and led Cheng Baiyu to find his second-hand broken car.

Passing a group of tour groups on the way, the leading aunt ran up to Cheng Baiyu, handed over the camera in her hand, and asked him to take a group photo for everyone in the tour group.

Cheng Baiyu stared curiously at the square imaging machine in his hand, seemingly at a loss.

Thinking of the vengeance just now, Zhao Xiaomo curled the corners of his mouth, full of joy in his heart.

——I will never tell you how to use it!

It's a pity that the species of the universe is the species of the universe, not to mention that this one is still at a high-ranking level.

Cheng Baiyu called up the information database and easily dealt with the aunts.Turning around, he put on a signature smile at Zhao Xiaomo: "Let's go."

Zhao Xiaomo: "..."

The two came to Zhao Xiaomo's small broken car. Zhao Xiaomo opened the door and was about to ask the other party if he wanted to sit in the passenger seat or in the back.Cheng Baiyu tugged at Zhao Xiaomo's sleeve, pointed to the distance and said, "I'm more interested in that kind of mobile tool."

Zhao Xiaomo raised his head, his face turned green.

Ten minutes later, Cheng Baiyu and Zhao Xiaomo happily embarked on the journey on a tandem bicycle.

Zhao Xiaomo: "..."

— Happy sister!How expensive are tourist attractions!Does the queen know how much the car rental fee cost me? !

— Happy sister!Do you know how far it is from the nearest town?Riding a bicycle will kill a donkey!

— Happy sister!Why is it that I lead the charge again, since it is a tandem bicycle, why is the one behind me so lazy to kick its legs? !

Cheng Baiyu apologized sincerely: "I'm sorry, Xiaomo, I still can't grasp the balance."

Zhao Xiaomo: "..."

--Excuse!It is a cosmic monster, and monsters are omnipotent!

——The deputy director said that he would give me a salary increase if the task was successfully completed, so... I will bear it!

--Tolerate!

Zhao Xiaomo, with a big word 'forbearance' on his forehead, was pedaling his bicycle like a desperate Saburo, while Cheng Baiyu sat leisurely behind the car, with the corners of his lips curled up.

- Hehe, it's fun...

There are many small dilapidated villages in the backcountry of Britain. For example, along this road, there are mountains and green grass and wild flowers blooming. To put it nicely, it is an idyllic scenery.

The distinguished guests were attracted and called a timeout.

Zhao Xiaomo's neck was red, and he got out of the car seat out of breath.I haven't exercised vigorously for a long time, and I couldn't stand still for a while, and I fell into the arms of the distinguished guest with a crooked body.

The latter took a step back resolutely, the sweaty Zhao Xiaomo was like a slug, Jin Guiru would never condescend to touch him.

Zhao Xiaomo is a tenacious Xiaoqiang, Xiaoqiang stood up with difficulty: "...do you stop here for something?..."

——Could it be the third emergency?Cosmic creatures also have three urgencies?

How could his thinking escape the other party's perception, Cheng Baiyu was silent.

——Bold Human, Hydrate You!

With a smile on his face, Cheng Baiyu pointed to a group of round, white, and happily running creatures in front of him and said, "Sampling."

Zhao Xiaomo: "..."

——Hey, lamb, run! ! !

Then he saw Cheng Baiyu miraculously taking out a camera of the same style as Auntie's from his pocket, and pressing the shutter "click, click" at the joyful flock of sheep...

Zhao Xiaomo: "..."

——Auntie, it’s not easy for you to go out to play. Not to mention the hard work, you can also run into alien thieves.

Cheng Baiyu was dissatisfied. He spread his hands and created another camera in his palm like a show: "As long as you understand the principle of this simple machine, it is easy to materialize it."

Zhao Xiaomo was excited.

——What is this ability to generate objects out of thin air?Fullmetal Alchemist?What did you use for equivalent exchange? !

Cheng Baiyu was very proud, and continued to work hard, and a thick pile of queen's head appeared on the palm of his hand!

Zhao Xiaomo burst into tears.

——Money printing machine, this is a movable money printing machine!

——Sir, I don't want to work hard anymore, can I hang out with you?

He stretched out his hand tremblingly, before he could touch the air beside the banknote...

Puff, the cosmic magician made the money disappear.

Cheng Baiyu explained seriously: "Our working principle is to never interfere with the financial stability of a planet."

Zhao Xiaomo: "..."

——Then what happened to your camera?What about double standards?

Cheng Baiyu finished collecting the sheep

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