Non-self race
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Image specimens, learning to lie down in the scene of a certain movie in my mind, and patted the grass beside me: "Come here too."
Zhao Xiaomo lay side by side with him reluctantly.
Cheng Baiyu put away his laughing expression, looked at the sky above his head, and said with emotion: "Do you know why the earth attracts me? The diversity of species here is rare in the entire universe..."
Zhao Xiaomo looked at him strangely.The latter explained lightly: "The more developed the planet, the lower the acceptance of non-subject species, so many advanced civilization planets only have one species, and others... have long been extinct in the survival of the fittest."
Cheng Baiyu looked sideways at Zhao Xiaomo: "The earth will have such a day." He raised his hand, pointing at the flock of sheep and making a shooting gesture: "The lambs will be destroyed by humans."
Zhao Xiaomo was very close to him, the body of the cloned buddy was very cold, and even Zhao Xiaomo's heart was cold.
Since then, the atmosphere between the two has been weird and inexplicable, until when they approached the destination town, Cheng Baiyu scanned the map in the database and found that there was an aquarium nearby.
Zhao Xiaomo had no choice but to accompany important people to inspect the earth's marine ecology.
Cheng Baiyu lay in front of Nemo Fish's showcase for a long time, unwilling to leave, his expression a little excited, his eyes focused.
Zhao Xiaomo was embarrassed and waited helplessly.Watching him follow the swaying figure of the little fish through the glass tank with his slender fingertips.The blue light in the aquarium fell on the familiar side face, with a soft glow faintly.
Zhao Xiaomo pouted.
——This species is really strange, it can make nasty jokes, talk about deep cosmic topics, and show such expressions...
——That look seems to be very gentle...
——Do space people have gentle eyes?
——Do space people have feelings?
Zhao Xiaomo entered Cheng Baiyu's information flow verbatim with his doubts in his mind. He looked at the fish tank with the corners of his lips slightly raised.
--emotion?Hehe... what is that...
Cheng Baiyu finally gave up the idea of taking away an earth species, and stood outside the aquarium waiting for Zhao Xiaomo who left on the way.
The person he was waiting for finally came back, with a sly smile on his face.
Cheng Baiyu was concentrating on meditation, but he couldn't sense what the other party was thinking.
Slightly swollen black eyes looked at him with a smile, Zhao Xiaomo took Cheng Baiyu's hand, and stuffed a Nemo fish mobile phone pendant into that cold palm.
"Eh... I gave it to you as a souvenir of my trip to Earth."
Cheng Baiyu looked at the small pendant in his hand: "..."
——There is no information about his perception at this moment in the database...
——Is it gratitude? ……probably……
——Small earthlings, pretty good...
But this good impression was quickly destroyed by Zhao Xiaomo.
With the tacit cooperation, the two finally rushed to the city in the dark on their tandem bicycles.
Zhao Xiaomo is a warmhearted earthling. To show the friendship of the host, he dragged Cheng Baiyu into McDonald's.Handing over a super-large Big Mac and Coke graciously, the joyful earth boy proudly recommended: "You have a taste, this is the most consumed food on the earth every year, and it is guaranteed to suit your taste."
His cosmic friend had a green face and took it with trembling hands, not daring to put it in his mouth.
Zhao Xiaomo simply took his hand and stuffed the hamburger into his mouth: "Look like this, just take a bite. You've been tired all day. This is a high-energy carbohydrate that can definitely replenish your energy."
Shocked by the fact that he seemed unable to refuse the smile and anticipation in those black eyes, Cheng Baiyu opened his mouth stiffly...
It was getting dark, and it was unrealistic for the two of them to ride back to the base again. Zhao Xiaomo was full of hope, and Cheng Bai Yu blinked.
——You are a federal commissioner, you must be very capable, come on, show your hand, let us go back early.
Cheng Baiyu supported the corner of the wall and rubbed his stomach, his face was extremely ugly, and he replied weakly: "I can't fly."
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Can't fly? !
——Can't fly? !
——Then what shall we do? !
Cheng Baiyu didn't wait for him to ask, and pointed to the hotel on the street: "My information shows that people on earth will choose to live in temporary residences when they travel."
Zhao Xiaomo nodded, "That's the only way to go, but," he pointed to a small hotel next to the luxury hotel, "I can only wrong you to stay there tonight."
It was the peak tourist season, and the small hotel was full, leaving only one single room.The owner of the hotel is a nice person, and he agreed with them to pay a little more to share a room with two people.
Thinking of living in the same room with a cosmic species with the appearance of his best friend for one night, Zhao Xiaomo felt awkward, counting the money, and staying in a big hotel is definitely not enough.He looked at Cheng Baiyu with help-seeking eyes.
——God, let’s show off the daytime skills again.
Cheng Baiyu shook his head and said firmly, "Working principles."
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
Late at night.
The single bed was naturally given to the distinguished guest, although Zhao Xiaomo was not sure whether the other party needed to sleep or not.
He was tired all day, and soon fell asleep in a daze.
Cheng Baiyu naturally didn't need to sleep.
He walked to Zhao Xiaomo's side, put his hands on his head, closed his eyes, and entered Z's space smoothly.
Easily evading the obstruction of the machine butler, Chen Baiyu quietly looked at Z who had the same face as Zhao Xiaomo on the bed.
Z consumed too much energy, fell into a deep sleep at this time, and even had difficulty maintaining his shape, his body showed a faint transparent color.
Cheng Baiyu, or should we call him X, has calm eyes and light lips.
He raised a finger to point at Z's chest, and the silver-white energy source was transmitted to the other party along his finger.With the introduction of energy, Z's shape gradually stabilized.
X smiles.
——Wake up quickly, opponent, without you, the game is a bit boring.
Cheng Baiyu exited Z's space and opened his eyes.
The human child was lying on the table, sleeping deeply, with a stream of saliva hanging from the corner of his lips.
He smiled and rubbed Zhao Xiaomo's little head.It was a strange feeling to touch the smooth black hair in his palm.
Cheng Baiyu withdrew his hand and put it in his pocket, where there was a mobile phone pendant of Nemo Fish.
There was a strange discomfort in his heart.
——Is Z's... a pet?
——It seems... I want one too...
In the morning, when Zhao Xiaomo opened his eyes, he found himself lying in the energy tube bedroom of the base.
Mr. Commissioner left quietly, just like his surprise visit.
Zhao Xiaomo scratched his head and smiled with curved lips.He picked up the phone and held it above his head, with a fish-shaped pendant hanging from the end of the phone.
Buy one get one free yesterday, Zhao Xiaomo is saving money, since he has it, he will naturally use it.Besides, this pendant is really cute.
——I don’t know if its brother has been taken care of?
——Asshole, you can’t fly, can you?
Zhao Xiaomo's new day has begun again.
The author has something to say: Nemo! ! ! ! ! !
Boss or something, they are all guys who like to toss people--
Ask for flowers~Please collect~╭(╯3╰)╮
13. File 4.1
Director Z finally woke up.
Z has been offline for a long time this time, and everyone is very worried, so when Zhao Xiaomo conveyed the news of his "resurrection" to the other three during breakfast, their relaxed expressions of relief also infected Zhao Xiaomo.
At this moment, the culprit who caused everyone to worry was lying leisurely on the sofa watching Korean dramas. During the commercial break, he twisted his neck, raised his head and said, "Ah Mo, please don't worry. I seem to be resting this time." It’s good, I feel that my energy has increased a lot compared to before.”
——Although it's a bit strange...well, it must be because I'm a strong man!
Zhao Xiaomo was not very comfortable all morning, because Y always appeared by his side in a casual manner, with a cold face, as if hesitant to speak.
Zhao Xiaomo sighed: Cough, you are always putting on airs against your will, aren't you tired?
However, we earthlings are the most caring species in the universe. Zhao Xiaomo stopped the vacuum cleaner in his hand, and turned his face towards Y generously: "Come on, deputy director, I know that you can rest assured only if you confirm with your own eyes that the director is fine."
Z was holding a lemon cake to his mouth at this time, and when he heard this, he only had time to say: "Damn it! Who allowed you to make decisions without authorization..." and was released/released.
Zhao Xiaomo swallowed the whole cake in one gulp, and peeked at his old lover with a smile to reminisce.
Z took off Zhao Xiaomo's thick glasses, leaned lazily against the wall, and smiled at the one standing upright:
"Yo, long time no see~"
Y didn't speak, but frowned, just staring at his boss quietly.
Z bent his lips, lowered his head, and wiped his glasses slowly and methodically.
1 minutes, 5 minutes, 10 minutes...
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——What a boring pantomime, yawn...
——Or are these two actually in a relationship?Bullying my communication-impaired viewer? !
—Well, butler, bring me some ice cream.
Z finally finished wiping his glasses and shrugged: "The next episode is about to start, I'm going back." After he finished speaking, he wanted to close his eyes and enter the switching mode.
Y reaches out and grabs Z's arm.
Z lowered his eyes, paused for a moment on his arm, then tilted his head and smiled at Y:
"...Don't worry, I won't..."
Y's tense face finally eased a little.
Zhao Xiaomo happily scooped up a spoonful of chocolate ice cream and stuffed it into his mouth.
——Well, after waiting for so long, it's finally something to watch.
——Although it is far from the eight o'clock file...
Another boring day with nothing to do, Z transformed the ceiling of the space into a planetarium, sat on the roof and looked up at the stars, and then suddenly smiled: "Amo, go find Y, I have a mission."
Zhao Xiaomo knocked on the door obediently.
Y opened the door while wearing a tie, with a cold expression: "Huh?"
Zhao Xiaomo conveyed the truth: "The director has something to say."
After the activation process is over, Zhao Xiaomo in Z mode is leaning against the door with his arms folded and smiling: "An old friend asks me for a little favor. Get ready and we'll set off right away."
Y showed embarrassment: "Today is the federal regular meeting, you can't attend, but I must be there..."
Z suddenly said: "Yes, then you can go to the meeting, and Xiao J and I will just go."
Y naturally would not agree. Z raised his hand and straightened his tie with a smile: "It's a trivial matter, and it has nothing to do with X, so you don't need to do it."
Y is still worried, Z sighed: "Then I will try to maintain this state, who else in the universe can be my opponent?"
Zhao Xiaomo listened to the slander: Does getting on my body make you feel bad?
--Huh?Why does this seem to be ambiguous? ...
Y still frowned and shook his head: "Supporting for so long will consume a lot of your energy...I don't want you to be like last time...uh..."
Impatiently, Z grabbed Y's tie, pulled his face in front of him, and raised his head...
Zhao Xiaomo held his head in the space and went crazy.
--Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! !Why should the screen be turned off? !
——What are you doing, director? !
—What the hell are you doing with my body? ! !
When the screen was turned on again, Y stared, with an unprecedented shocked expression on his face, and his cheeks were slightly red. Z wiped his mouth and raised his nose arrogantly: "I just absorbed a lot of energy, more than enough to do the task, you can go to the meeting with peace of mind."
After Z finished speaking, he left Y who was standing still, turned around and walked leisurely.
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Hey, I want to add a clause to the contract...
——You are not allowed to use my body to do... immoral things! ! !
This time Director Z took over the task, a friend of his asked for help in private, the purpose is very simple:
——Go to Tibet in 1889 and catch a snowman back.
The snowman, a giant ape-like monster in legend, was first discovered by a British military officer in this era.It is said that they are huge in size, live in the caves of the ice and snow mountains, and live by preying on small animals.
So, the two-person team without Y set off and came to the icy Himalayas.
Z was very satisfied with the bright Tibetan robe on his body, humming a little tune and turning the prayer wheel in his hand: "Little J, in which direction is the Potala Palace?"
Zhao Xiaomo: "...Director...it's quite cold, be careful. Let's finish the task and go back early."
——That toe is mine, not yours, if it gets frostbite...
Z thought it made sense, gave up his sightseeing plan, moved his ankles, and carefully took a few steps on the snow.
Then Director Z, who was incompetent and afraid of the cold, got tired of it, and turned around to greet Xiao J: "Little J..."
With a pale face, Little J shook his head desperately.
Z smirked: "Little J, are you disobedient? Are you not afraid of me? Of course I won't hurt you, but I can tell Ah Mo about you...for example, 1000 years ago...for example, what happened at Federal College Meeting son..."
Like Zhao Xiaomo who loves to listen to gossip, he hastened to pick up the screen and prick up his ears.
Little J exclaimed: "Director!"
Z stopped, put on an expression that you can figure it out, and waited for Xiao J's answer with a smile.
Tears flashed in Little J's big eyes, he pouted his mouth and lowered his head aggrievedly, and then began to transform.
He became... an arc sled dog.
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Director, you are too vicious...
Z made a simple sled out of tree branches, tied it to the sled dog Little J, and pretended to pat the dog's little butt: "Drive!"
Tears of humiliation welled up in the eyes of Little J the sled dog.
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Director, your viciousness has reached a new level...
——Director, 'drive' is used to call a horse...
——Little J, poor child...I'll buy you something delicious and fun when I go back, and I'll cry...
Thus, two species sharing a human body, together with a transformed dog, embarked on the road of searching for and capturing dangerous and mysterious species on Earth.
—God bless them, Amen!
14. File 4.2
Blue sky and sea of clouds, white snow.
Among the endless ice and snow mountains, a dog carrying a person gallops freely forward.
What a beautiful picture.
Until the dog stopped for a while, pawed the ground with its front paws, sniffed the snow with the tip of its nose, and whimpered several times.The young man on the sled smiled, patted the dog's head and praised: "Good! Keep chasing."
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Little J is too conscientious, he really treats himself like a dog ==
According to legend, the Yeti is a savage and powerful species, with a body like a giant ape. It is tall and stands more than 2 meters tall. If it is placed on a basketball court, it is an absolute power forward.
But no matter how powerful a species is, it also needs the care of a family.Little J, the sled dog, quickly found Comrade Snowman's home in the snow mountain by investigating the huge footprints of the Snowman.
It was a warm and big cave hidden in the snow, with torches burning in the cave, and strings of game and animal skins hung on the walls.If it wasn't for the good reputation of Xiao J's work in the past, Zhao Xiaomo would really suspect that he led the wrong way. This place is actually a temporary refuge for a hunter in the mountains.
The snowman is indeed a monster with IQ, Zhao Xiaomo's heart tightened.
The owner seems to have gone out and is currently not at home. Director Z sat down in front of the fire generously, stretched out his hand to warm the fire, thinking in his heart that if there is a cup of shochu at this time, it would be perfect.
Little J also recovered his body, curled up in the corner and licked the wound in his heart alone, his little face was flushed, and his eyes were full of tears.Zhao Xiaomo watched, feeling really sorry for him.
Not long after, there were heavy footsteps outside the door, like the sound of train wheels hitting the rails, and the ice and snow hanging at the entrance of the cave were shaken down.
The owner of the cave has returned.
Zhao Xiaomo was a little nervous, and grabbed the hand of the mechanical butler, who lowered his head shyly.
Zhao Xiaomo stared at the WALL?E robot speechlessly.
——It’s a robot, is it a shy bastard? !
'Cough, cough' Director Z coughed dryly twice, reminding Zhao Xiaomo: "Eh... Ah Mo, I entered your personality into WALL?E's settings..."
Zhao Xiaomo suddenly realized.
—Oh, no wonder the kid is so hardworking...
--etc!Then why is he shy? !
——Could it be that my personality is suspected of being self-inflicted? !
Anyway, back to the topic.The snowman goes home, and the wonderful fight is about to begin.Zhao Xiaomo took out popcorn and Coke from the belly of the machine butler, crossed his legs and prepared to watch an action movie.
Of course, when the butler was being 'caressed' by Zhao Xiaomo on his belly, he lowered his head shyly again.
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
— Just ignore it, just get used to it.
The snowman is tall and mighty, with white hair all over his body. At first glance, he looks like a polar bear walking upright. Of course, the size is more than 3 or 4 times larger.He carried a Tibetan antelope on his shoulders. The antelope's neck was torn, and the blood was dripping, dyeing the white hair of the snowman's body red.
The snowman saw the uninvited guest at home at a glance, dropped the prey on his shoulders, arched his back, grinned at Z and Xiao J, let out a deafening roar, and showed his sharp fangs.
The hairs all over Zhao Xiaomo's body stood on end, and his eyes widened in excitement.
--nice!Hit it fast!
Z yawned, and greeted Xiao J lazily: "Little J, come on~"
——Using magic horses to deal with monsters?Of course it is a shape-shifting monster!
The red-haired boy in the corner raised his cold eyes: "He's not here."
Zhao Xiaomo nodded.
——Oh, it turned out to be Big J...
--Eh? !
Director Z had the same doubts and frowned.
Big J continued to be paralyzed, and put on a negotiating posture coldly: "Little J was too sad just now, I asked him to go back to rest, and the matter here is on you, Director Lao."
Z sneered: "Aren't you afraid that I will tell the secret?"
Big J glanced at Zhao Xiaomo's body lightly: "It's okay, I will clear all his memories when Zhao Xiaomo goes back."
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Big J, I really didn't miss it. At the critical moment, you are a good brother who stands up for your younger brother.
——Big J is good, where there is oppression, there is resistance, and the director's lewdness/power should be dealt with.
——Well, but let me tell you guys... it's time for fighting, it's not appropriate to fight in the nest at this time...
Sure enough, the fierce and intelligent snowman saw that the intruders were not in one mind, and threw himself at the weak-looking guy fiercely.
—— Zhao Xiaomo's body is also.
Director Z deftly dodged to avoid the first round of attacks, glanced at the combined brothers in the corner who were watching the battle indifferently, and snorted, "Hmph, you guys are really brave, I'll do it, I'll deal with you later."
After speaking, he began to bite his gloves handsomely.
Zhao Xiaomo didn't have time to complain about why Z didn't take off his gloves like a normal person, and reminded him aloud:
"director……"
"Amo, be quiet, you didn't see that I was busy!"
"director……"
"Speak!"
"Director... Didn't you say that the task this time is to capture a snowman for your friend? You ate it... Can you spit it out later?..."
"...!!!!!!"
A sly smile flashed in Big J's eyes, but of course, it dissipated within 0.000000001 seconds.
Z pressed his forehead, sure enough, the earth's environment is too harsh, he absorbs too much CO2, and his brain is not enough, has his reaction force decreased?
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——It is not the behavior of an aboveboard man to make excuses.
The monster yeti began to launch a second wave of attacks on Z. Z bent his lips, smiled outside the cave, "You saw it too, my subordinates won't help me, if you don't come out, I have no choice but to swallow your treasure..."
Zhao Xiaomo heard that something was wrong: "Huh?"
Then he heard a sharp man's voice from outside the cave: "NO! NO! Z, please don' thurt my baby!!!!" Then, a man rushed into the cave howling.
The man looked as handsome as a woman, wearing an elegant white suit and vest, and his long golden hair shone dazzlingly in the sunlight at the entrance of the cave.
In the man's mouth - a red rose.
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Busy to figure out the situation, no time to complain.
The moment the man rushed in, the snowman stopped moving and turned around blankly.
The long-haired man avoided the snowman's fiery gaze, and once again pleaded with Director Z with red circles: "Z! Don't... don't hurt him..."
After hearing this, the snowman fell to his knees helplessly, and his eye circles... were also red.
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
—Are you acting in a movie?Fight movies turned into romance movies? !
——Why are the aliens I meet so embarrassing? !
——Why is this? !
The cosmic race Yeti, with ability level LEVELB, is a little more capable than the people on Earth because they can travel across the stars to come to Earth.Cosmic race of beautiful men (?), ability level LEVELM, the whole clan are handsome males with strong abilities, but weak bodies, and all of them are M physiques (?).In order to complement each other and cultivate super-powerful offspring, the two species have implemented a policy of intermarriage for many years.
Just like there will be differences between people who love each other again, after a fierce quarrel, the Snowman went to the earth in a fit of anger.Because of his scary appearance, in order to protect himself from being surrounded by humans as monsters, he hides on the snow-capped mountains and occasionally captures some small animals for food.
Therefore, the snowman sightings that are often reported on the earth in the future are all snowmen who had quarreled with their husbands and ran away from home to relax on the earth.
This LEVELM handsome boy was especially timid and shy. Her husband ran away and didn't dare to look for him, so he had to ask his old friend Director Z for help. Z has always been adhering to the principle that family problems need to be actively communicated and resolved by husband and wife. Knowing that M has been secretly following them, so he and J, big and small, wrote and directed a skit about internal strife, forcing the other party to take the initiative to intervene and reconcile.
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Are I the only one kept in the dark? !
This snowman is as hot-blooded as he looks, with a straight gut and no brains.Hiding on the earth for such a long time, although I miss my lover so much that I have to bang my head against the wall every night until I am unconscious to fall asleep, but I just can’t save myself and go home, looking forward to the stars and the moon all day long, waiting for my lover to come after me.
This awkward combination of one who wants to chase but is shy, and the other who wants to go back but is brave, the moment their eyes meet, the love river in their hearts is boiling and burning, the misunderstandings and disputes are all thrown out of the sky, oh no, the galaxies outside.Full of excitement, they walked towards each other slowly step by step while trembling, their hot bodies intertwined and could no longer be separated...
Z nodded in satisfaction: "Look, Ah Mo, the next strong medicine is still useful, I think I can open a couples consultation clinic~"
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Director, let's go, if you watch it, you will get corns...
M lay happily in the arms of the snowman, and said goodbye to Z and little J: "Our UFO flight is still an hour away, we have to hurry, otherwise we will be delayed."
Z nodded, and spread out his palms to M with a smile.
M smiled: "How could I forget, old friend." Then he untied a heart-shaped necklace-like thing from his neck and handed it to Z: "This energy storage ring can increase the energy you inhale by 10 % effect, if you keep the balance of in and out, after about 10 storages," he glanced at Zhao Xiaomo's body contemptuously, "you don't need to use this useless container anymore."
Z happily took the necklace, smiling incomparably.
Zhao Xiaomo was so angry that he jumped.
——Why should he deserve to be despised? !
--very good!The director is gone, he is free!
——Hmph, Director, I knew you wouldn't be kind enough to help at no cost.
The WALL-E housekeeper, who was still shy just now, received Z's order, turned his face and cleaned up Zhao Xiaomo, who committed the following offense.Zhao Xiaomo moaned and touched his butt/ass that was beaten, and saw M mysteriously approaching Z's ear: "As for the other reward you want, our family has indeed intercepted some information about X..."
The beautiful man and his lover went to catch the flying saucer, and Z waved a small handkerchief to say goodbye to them from a distance.
Zhao Xiaomo asked in a low voice: "Director? What did they say just now?"
Z looked up at the towering snow-capped peak, his deep black eyes were full of spirits, he smiled lightly: "Ah Mo, we always suffer from X, and follow his pace to clean up the mess. This time, I will take the initiative to find he……"
Zhao Xiaomo gave a thumbs up and flattered Z: "The director is wise."
As for Little J...
—He's back.
—he turned into a base sled dog again...
15. File 5.1
Dracula's Castle, Romania, on a winter's night in 1710.
The black-capped carriages of the nobles stopped in the driveway outside the side gate of the castle one after another, and men and women in fine attire came out one after another, and the grand banquet was about to begin.
Another carriage stopped, and an attendant in a black tuxedo stepped forward and opened the door for the distinguished guest.
The guest was dressed in black and had black hair. He was tall and handsome, with a rimmed blindfold covering one eye.He strode out of the carriage, waved his cane to push the attendant away, then turned around, stretched out his hand into the carriage and waited, with a stern expression on his face.
A hand wearing a leather glove rested on the palm of the man in black. Immediately afterwards, the owner of this hand walked out of the carriage slowly, raised his head arrogantly, and looked coldly at the brightly lit castle hall ahead.
When the attendants and the surrounding people saw the black-haired young man, they all took a deep breath.Black eyes as dark as the night sky, delicate ivory white skin...
Guests from the East... very rare.
The attendant glanced quickly out of the corner of his eye, and there was indeed an exquisitely carved brooch symbolizing the clan emblem of the Eastern clan pinned to the silk shirt the young man was wearing. Role.
Sensing the attendant's gaze, the young nobleman glanced at him lightly. Although that look seemed casual, it was full of a sense of deterrence.The attendant hastily lowered his eyelids, his expression becoming more respectful.
The young man in the east let out a cold snort, held his head up, and walked towards the castle, holding the hand of the man in black.
The attendant breathed a long sigh of relief, the young man's aura was so strong that it almost made him unable to breathe.
What he didn't see was that the young nobleman walking forward with his back turned had a strange expression on his face.
Zhao Xiaomo: "...Director...I can't hold it anymore, I really want to laugh..."
Z: "Shut up! Hold back! How many times have we practiced, Ah Mo? Aura! Aura! Remember to maintain your aura!"
Zhao Xiaomo: "Hey... Director, pretending is your specialty... I really can't do it, there is nothing wrong with me... You can do it, come out..."
Z gave Zhao Xiaomo a heavy chestnut on the forehead: "Who are you talking about putting on airs? Don't! I am the coach, the most important role can be played at the most critical moment, and the trivial matters are left to the little gongs."
Zhao Xiaomo touched his forehead: "..."
——Hey, why do I have such a lazy leader? !
——Xiao Gonggong...it hurts my feelings...
Y: "..."
--well!I have to take care of two children while working, so tiring...
They entered the hall, and Zhao Xiaomo's appearance once again became the focus.
The glamorous ladies are hiding behind the gold-rimmed masks and feather fans and whispering, the proud gentlemen raised their goblets, or saluted, or looked up and down with profound eyes...
Their eyes fell on Zhao Xiaomo's body unscrupulously, which made him feel a sense of embarrassment and discomfort of being stripped naked in public.Zhao Xiaomo unconsciously grasped Y's hand tightly, and the latter unexpectedly did not pull away in disgust, but instead clasped the trembling hand tightly to show comfort.
Z curled his lips and sneered: "Ah Mo, stand up and be a man."
Zhao Xiaomo didn't have time to argue with him, his eyes wandered around, wanting to complete the task as soon as possible, and then leave this weird place.
——This is the lair of vampires! ! !
Vampires of the cosmic race, ability level LEVELV, are the notorious locusts among the stars.They have no fixed place, and they migrate between planets in groups at regular intervals. When they leave, they are like locusts, sweeping away the lower species on this planet, or their food.
Because this race has always been united as one, their abilities are not weak, and they have a long history and are related to the underworld and white ways in the interstellar world. The Federation has never withdrawn them. It can only stipulate that their eating species must be low-level that has not been recognized by the Federation. Civilization, and there must be a small number of survivors, and the species cannot be driven to extinction.
Human civilization in this era has not yet been recognized by the Federation, so the locusts are here...
A common misconception about vampires needs to be corrected here.Although they are called vampires, their food is not just blood.To be precise, vampires are a group of guys with unsound digestive systems and cannot eat solid substances, so their diet is the body/fluid of various species that accounts for the vast majority.
Humans, naturally, were chosen by the vampires because of their blood.
There is also a common misunderstanding. According to legend, vampires are all handsome men and beautiful women in the world. Today, Zhao Xiaomo really saw the best of the best in the room.But in fact, this is just because the vampires have a strong vanity, and every time they arrive on a planet, they will transform into an appearance that conforms to the mainstream aesthetics of the planet.
As for their real looks, wow, that's a taboo, if you say it, the author of this article will be hunted down by vampires in the entire universe... ==
Closer to home, this group of vampires has invaded the earth since the 14th century and has been entrenched in this fertile food field for nearly 4 centuries. After several massacres/kills that were covered up by historical plagues, they thought it was time to leave.
Tonight's banquet is the last gathering of heads from all over the world.The purpose of the meeting is twofold:
1. The last big dinner, 50 high-quality human virgins are the staple food of the dinner;
2. Discuss the matter of family interstellar migration.
Z sacrificed little J's self-esteem in exchange for the information from that LEVELM handsome boy: our evil villain Mr. X sent people to sneak into today's party, trying to persuade the leaders present to give up the migration plan Stay in the food court for another few centuries.If this plan is successful, there will definitely be qualitative changes in the history of the earth, and even the total population of the earth.
Moreover, what excites Z even more is that the spies sent here are said to be X's cronies, and it is very likely that they know his true face and identity.So Z and Y dispatched, one is to stop the change of history, and the other is to find the hidden guy among a group of monsters that look good but are actually bloody, capture him back, and torture him.
As for Zhao Xiaomo, he hopes to have the opportunity to save those 50 little human girls.
——Let him watch human beings die, he can't do it!
The vampires are not like the legends, they assimilate humans by biting people and absorbing blood.Human beings are food, if blood is sucked, it will be sucked, and a species will be fundamentally changed... That is totally unscientific.
But this does not prevent the unrestrained reproduction of the vampires themselves.
During the 400 years that the earth has been entrenched, the number of vampires has doubled.This is a race that advocates the strong, so the leaders in various places are replaced frequently, and they are no longer the group of veterans who first came to Earth.This helped Zhao Xiaomo and Y to successfully sneak into the party.
And of course the spy...
Zhao Xiaomo and Y stood in the corner, looking around nervously, searching for suspicious marks on those flirtatious faces.This incident is of great importance, Zhao Xiaomo is in no mood to complain.
On the contrary, Z propped his chin in boredom, biting the straw of the Coke bottle and sighing: "It's so quiet~ So boring~"
Zhao Xiaomo stared at Y silently, and the other party gave him a firm look of "No matter what Z says or does, he is always right".
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——I'm used to it, so I don't want to say anything.
——However, I still can't help but say: deputy director, the director's virtues are all you are used to!
The servant standing at the entrance of the hall tapped the ground three times with his cane.
Zhao Xiaomo lay side by side with him reluctantly.
Cheng Baiyu put away his laughing expression, looked at the sky above his head, and said with emotion: "Do you know why the earth attracts me? The diversity of species here is rare in the entire universe..."
Zhao Xiaomo looked at him strangely.The latter explained lightly: "The more developed the planet, the lower the acceptance of non-subject species, so many advanced civilization planets only have one species, and others... have long been extinct in the survival of the fittest."
Cheng Baiyu looked sideways at Zhao Xiaomo: "The earth will have such a day." He raised his hand, pointing at the flock of sheep and making a shooting gesture: "The lambs will be destroyed by humans."
Zhao Xiaomo was very close to him, the body of the cloned buddy was very cold, and even Zhao Xiaomo's heart was cold.
Since then, the atmosphere between the two has been weird and inexplicable, until when they approached the destination town, Cheng Baiyu scanned the map in the database and found that there was an aquarium nearby.
Zhao Xiaomo had no choice but to accompany important people to inspect the earth's marine ecology.
Cheng Baiyu lay in front of Nemo Fish's showcase for a long time, unwilling to leave, his expression a little excited, his eyes focused.
Zhao Xiaomo was embarrassed and waited helplessly.Watching him follow the swaying figure of the little fish through the glass tank with his slender fingertips.The blue light in the aquarium fell on the familiar side face, with a soft glow faintly.
Zhao Xiaomo pouted.
——This species is really strange, it can make nasty jokes, talk about deep cosmic topics, and show such expressions...
——That look seems to be very gentle...
——Do space people have gentle eyes?
——Do space people have feelings?
Zhao Xiaomo entered Cheng Baiyu's information flow verbatim with his doubts in his mind. He looked at the fish tank with the corners of his lips slightly raised.
--emotion?Hehe... what is that...
Cheng Baiyu finally gave up the idea of taking away an earth species, and stood outside the aquarium waiting for Zhao Xiaomo who left on the way.
The person he was waiting for finally came back, with a sly smile on his face.
Cheng Baiyu was concentrating on meditation, but he couldn't sense what the other party was thinking.
Slightly swollen black eyes looked at him with a smile, Zhao Xiaomo took Cheng Baiyu's hand, and stuffed a Nemo fish mobile phone pendant into that cold palm.
"Eh... I gave it to you as a souvenir of my trip to Earth."
Cheng Baiyu looked at the small pendant in his hand: "..."
——There is no information about his perception at this moment in the database...
——Is it gratitude? ……probably……
——Small earthlings, pretty good...
But this good impression was quickly destroyed by Zhao Xiaomo.
With the tacit cooperation, the two finally rushed to the city in the dark on their tandem bicycles.
Zhao Xiaomo is a warmhearted earthling. To show the friendship of the host, he dragged Cheng Baiyu into McDonald's.Handing over a super-large Big Mac and Coke graciously, the joyful earth boy proudly recommended: "You have a taste, this is the most consumed food on the earth every year, and it is guaranteed to suit your taste."
His cosmic friend had a green face and took it with trembling hands, not daring to put it in his mouth.
Zhao Xiaomo simply took his hand and stuffed the hamburger into his mouth: "Look like this, just take a bite. You've been tired all day. This is a high-energy carbohydrate that can definitely replenish your energy."
Shocked by the fact that he seemed unable to refuse the smile and anticipation in those black eyes, Cheng Baiyu opened his mouth stiffly...
It was getting dark, and it was unrealistic for the two of them to ride back to the base again. Zhao Xiaomo was full of hope, and Cheng Bai Yu blinked.
——You are a federal commissioner, you must be very capable, come on, show your hand, let us go back early.
Cheng Baiyu supported the corner of the wall and rubbed his stomach, his face was extremely ugly, and he replied weakly: "I can't fly."
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Can't fly? !
——Can't fly? !
——Then what shall we do? !
Cheng Baiyu didn't wait for him to ask, and pointed to the hotel on the street: "My information shows that people on earth will choose to live in temporary residences when they travel."
Zhao Xiaomo nodded, "That's the only way to go, but," he pointed to a small hotel next to the luxury hotel, "I can only wrong you to stay there tonight."
It was the peak tourist season, and the small hotel was full, leaving only one single room.The owner of the hotel is a nice person, and he agreed with them to pay a little more to share a room with two people.
Thinking of living in the same room with a cosmic species with the appearance of his best friend for one night, Zhao Xiaomo felt awkward, counting the money, and staying in a big hotel is definitely not enough.He looked at Cheng Baiyu with help-seeking eyes.
——God, let’s show off the daytime skills again.
Cheng Baiyu shook his head and said firmly, "Working principles."
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
Late at night.
The single bed was naturally given to the distinguished guest, although Zhao Xiaomo was not sure whether the other party needed to sleep or not.
He was tired all day, and soon fell asleep in a daze.
Cheng Baiyu naturally didn't need to sleep.
He walked to Zhao Xiaomo's side, put his hands on his head, closed his eyes, and entered Z's space smoothly.
Easily evading the obstruction of the machine butler, Chen Baiyu quietly looked at Z who had the same face as Zhao Xiaomo on the bed.
Z consumed too much energy, fell into a deep sleep at this time, and even had difficulty maintaining his shape, his body showed a faint transparent color.
Cheng Baiyu, or should we call him X, has calm eyes and light lips.
He raised a finger to point at Z's chest, and the silver-white energy source was transmitted to the other party along his finger.With the introduction of energy, Z's shape gradually stabilized.
X smiles.
——Wake up quickly, opponent, without you, the game is a bit boring.
Cheng Baiyu exited Z's space and opened his eyes.
The human child was lying on the table, sleeping deeply, with a stream of saliva hanging from the corner of his lips.
He smiled and rubbed Zhao Xiaomo's little head.It was a strange feeling to touch the smooth black hair in his palm.
Cheng Baiyu withdrew his hand and put it in his pocket, where there was a mobile phone pendant of Nemo Fish.
There was a strange discomfort in his heart.
——Is Z's... a pet?
——It seems... I want one too...
In the morning, when Zhao Xiaomo opened his eyes, he found himself lying in the energy tube bedroom of the base.
Mr. Commissioner left quietly, just like his surprise visit.
Zhao Xiaomo scratched his head and smiled with curved lips.He picked up the phone and held it above his head, with a fish-shaped pendant hanging from the end of the phone.
Buy one get one free yesterday, Zhao Xiaomo is saving money, since he has it, he will naturally use it.Besides, this pendant is really cute.
——I don’t know if its brother has been taken care of?
——Asshole, you can’t fly, can you?
Zhao Xiaomo's new day has begun again.
The author has something to say: Nemo! ! ! ! ! !
Boss or something, they are all guys who like to toss people--
Ask for flowers~Please collect~╭(╯3╰)╮
13. File 4.1
Director Z finally woke up.
Z has been offline for a long time this time, and everyone is very worried, so when Zhao Xiaomo conveyed the news of his "resurrection" to the other three during breakfast, their relaxed expressions of relief also infected Zhao Xiaomo.
At this moment, the culprit who caused everyone to worry was lying leisurely on the sofa watching Korean dramas. During the commercial break, he twisted his neck, raised his head and said, "Ah Mo, please don't worry. I seem to be resting this time." It’s good, I feel that my energy has increased a lot compared to before.”
——Although it's a bit strange...well, it must be because I'm a strong man!
Zhao Xiaomo was not very comfortable all morning, because Y always appeared by his side in a casual manner, with a cold face, as if hesitant to speak.
Zhao Xiaomo sighed: Cough, you are always putting on airs against your will, aren't you tired?
However, we earthlings are the most caring species in the universe. Zhao Xiaomo stopped the vacuum cleaner in his hand, and turned his face towards Y generously: "Come on, deputy director, I know that you can rest assured only if you confirm with your own eyes that the director is fine."
Z was holding a lemon cake to his mouth at this time, and when he heard this, he only had time to say: "Damn it! Who allowed you to make decisions without authorization..." and was released/released.
Zhao Xiaomo swallowed the whole cake in one gulp, and peeked at his old lover with a smile to reminisce.
Z took off Zhao Xiaomo's thick glasses, leaned lazily against the wall, and smiled at the one standing upright:
"Yo, long time no see~"
Y didn't speak, but frowned, just staring at his boss quietly.
Z bent his lips, lowered his head, and wiped his glasses slowly and methodically.
1 minutes, 5 minutes, 10 minutes...
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——What a boring pantomime, yawn...
——Or are these two actually in a relationship?Bullying my communication-impaired viewer? !
—Well, butler, bring me some ice cream.
Z finally finished wiping his glasses and shrugged: "The next episode is about to start, I'm going back." After he finished speaking, he wanted to close his eyes and enter the switching mode.
Y reaches out and grabs Z's arm.
Z lowered his eyes, paused for a moment on his arm, then tilted his head and smiled at Y:
"...Don't worry, I won't..."
Y's tense face finally eased a little.
Zhao Xiaomo happily scooped up a spoonful of chocolate ice cream and stuffed it into his mouth.
——Well, after waiting for so long, it's finally something to watch.
——Although it is far from the eight o'clock file...
Another boring day with nothing to do, Z transformed the ceiling of the space into a planetarium, sat on the roof and looked up at the stars, and then suddenly smiled: "Amo, go find Y, I have a mission."
Zhao Xiaomo knocked on the door obediently.
Y opened the door while wearing a tie, with a cold expression: "Huh?"
Zhao Xiaomo conveyed the truth: "The director has something to say."
After the activation process is over, Zhao Xiaomo in Z mode is leaning against the door with his arms folded and smiling: "An old friend asks me for a little favor. Get ready and we'll set off right away."
Y showed embarrassment: "Today is the federal regular meeting, you can't attend, but I must be there..."
Z suddenly said: "Yes, then you can go to the meeting, and Xiao J and I will just go."
Y naturally would not agree. Z raised his hand and straightened his tie with a smile: "It's a trivial matter, and it has nothing to do with X, so you don't need to do it."
Y is still worried, Z sighed: "Then I will try to maintain this state, who else in the universe can be my opponent?"
Zhao Xiaomo listened to the slander: Does getting on my body make you feel bad?
--Huh?Why does this seem to be ambiguous? ...
Y still frowned and shook his head: "Supporting for so long will consume a lot of your energy...I don't want you to be like last time...uh..."
Impatiently, Z grabbed Y's tie, pulled his face in front of him, and raised his head...
Zhao Xiaomo held his head in the space and went crazy.
--Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! !Why should the screen be turned off? !
——What are you doing, director? !
—What the hell are you doing with my body? ! !
When the screen was turned on again, Y stared, with an unprecedented shocked expression on his face, and his cheeks were slightly red. Z wiped his mouth and raised his nose arrogantly: "I just absorbed a lot of energy, more than enough to do the task, you can go to the meeting with peace of mind."
After Z finished speaking, he left Y who was standing still, turned around and walked leisurely.
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Hey, I want to add a clause to the contract...
——You are not allowed to use my body to do... immoral things! ! !
This time Director Z took over the task, a friend of his asked for help in private, the purpose is very simple:
——Go to Tibet in 1889 and catch a snowman back.
The snowman, a giant ape-like monster in legend, was first discovered by a British military officer in this era.It is said that they are huge in size, live in the caves of the ice and snow mountains, and live by preying on small animals.
So, the two-person team without Y set off and came to the icy Himalayas.
Z was very satisfied with the bright Tibetan robe on his body, humming a little tune and turning the prayer wheel in his hand: "Little J, in which direction is the Potala Palace?"
Zhao Xiaomo: "...Director...it's quite cold, be careful. Let's finish the task and go back early."
——That toe is mine, not yours, if it gets frostbite...
Z thought it made sense, gave up his sightseeing plan, moved his ankles, and carefully took a few steps on the snow.
Then Director Z, who was incompetent and afraid of the cold, got tired of it, and turned around to greet Xiao J: "Little J..."
With a pale face, Little J shook his head desperately.
Z smirked: "Little J, are you disobedient? Are you not afraid of me? Of course I won't hurt you, but I can tell Ah Mo about you...for example, 1000 years ago...for example, what happened at Federal College Meeting son..."
Like Zhao Xiaomo who loves to listen to gossip, he hastened to pick up the screen and prick up his ears.
Little J exclaimed: "Director!"
Z stopped, put on an expression that you can figure it out, and waited for Xiao J's answer with a smile.
Tears flashed in Little J's big eyes, he pouted his mouth and lowered his head aggrievedly, and then began to transform.
He became... an arc sled dog.
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Director, you are too vicious...
Z made a simple sled out of tree branches, tied it to the sled dog Little J, and pretended to pat the dog's little butt: "Drive!"
Tears of humiliation welled up in the eyes of Little J the sled dog.
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Director, your viciousness has reached a new level...
——Director, 'drive' is used to call a horse...
——Little J, poor child...I'll buy you something delicious and fun when I go back, and I'll cry...
Thus, two species sharing a human body, together with a transformed dog, embarked on the road of searching for and capturing dangerous and mysterious species on Earth.
—God bless them, Amen!
14. File 4.2
Blue sky and sea of clouds, white snow.
Among the endless ice and snow mountains, a dog carrying a person gallops freely forward.
What a beautiful picture.
Until the dog stopped for a while, pawed the ground with its front paws, sniffed the snow with the tip of its nose, and whimpered several times.The young man on the sled smiled, patted the dog's head and praised: "Good! Keep chasing."
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Little J is too conscientious, he really treats himself like a dog ==
According to legend, the Yeti is a savage and powerful species, with a body like a giant ape. It is tall and stands more than 2 meters tall. If it is placed on a basketball court, it is an absolute power forward.
But no matter how powerful a species is, it also needs the care of a family.Little J, the sled dog, quickly found Comrade Snowman's home in the snow mountain by investigating the huge footprints of the Snowman.
It was a warm and big cave hidden in the snow, with torches burning in the cave, and strings of game and animal skins hung on the walls.If it wasn't for the good reputation of Xiao J's work in the past, Zhao Xiaomo would really suspect that he led the wrong way. This place is actually a temporary refuge for a hunter in the mountains.
The snowman is indeed a monster with IQ, Zhao Xiaomo's heart tightened.
The owner seems to have gone out and is currently not at home. Director Z sat down in front of the fire generously, stretched out his hand to warm the fire, thinking in his heart that if there is a cup of shochu at this time, it would be perfect.
Little J also recovered his body, curled up in the corner and licked the wound in his heart alone, his little face was flushed, and his eyes were full of tears.Zhao Xiaomo watched, feeling really sorry for him.
Not long after, there were heavy footsteps outside the door, like the sound of train wheels hitting the rails, and the ice and snow hanging at the entrance of the cave were shaken down.
The owner of the cave has returned.
Zhao Xiaomo was a little nervous, and grabbed the hand of the mechanical butler, who lowered his head shyly.
Zhao Xiaomo stared at the WALL?E robot speechlessly.
——It’s a robot, is it a shy bastard? !
'Cough, cough' Director Z coughed dryly twice, reminding Zhao Xiaomo: "Eh... Ah Mo, I entered your personality into WALL?E's settings..."
Zhao Xiaomo suddenly realized.
—Oh, no wonder the kid is so hardworking...
--etc!Then why is he shy? !
——Could it be that my personality is suspected of being self-inflicted? !
Anyway, back to the topic.The snowman goes home, and the wonderful fight is about to begin.Zhao Xiaomo took out popcorn and Coke from the belly of the machine butler, crossed his legs and prepared to watch an action movie.
Of course, when the butler was being 'caressed' by Zhao Xiaomo on his belly, he lowered his head shyly again.
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
— Just ignore it, just get used to it.
The snowman is tall and mighty, with white hair all over his body. At first glance, he looks like a polar bear walking upright. Of course, the size is more than 3 or 4 times larger.He carried a Tibetan antelope on his shoulders. The antelope's neck was torn, and the blood was dripping, dyeing the white hair of the snowman's body red.
The snowman saw the uninvited guest at home at a glance, dropped the prey on his shoulders, arched his back, grinned at Z and Xiao J, let out a deafening roar, and showed his sharp fangs.
The hairs all over Zhao Xiaomo's body stood on end, and his eyes widened in excitement.
--nice!Hit it fast!
Z yawned, and greeted Xiao J lazily: "Little J, come on~"
——Using magic horses to deal with monsters?Of course it is a shape-shifting monster!
The red-haired boy in the corner raised his cold eyes: "He's not here."
Zhao Xiaomo nodded.
——Oh, it turned out to be Big J...
--Eh? !
Director Z had the same doubts and frowned.
Big J continued to be paralyzed, and put on a negotiating posture coldly: "Little J was too sad just now, I asked him to go back to rest, and the matter here is on you, Director Lao."
Z sneered: "Aren't you afraid that I will tell the secret?"
Big J glanced at Zhao Xiaomo's body lightly: "It's okay, I will clear all his memories when Zhao Xiaomo goes back."
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Big J, I really didn't miss it. At the critical moment, you are a good brother who stands up for your younger brother.
——Big J is good, where there is oppression, there is resistance, and the director's lewdness/power should be dealt with.
——Well, but let me tell you guys... it's time for fighting, it's not appropriate to fight in the nest at this time...
Sure enough, the fierce and intelligent snowman saw that the intruders were not in one mind, and threw himself at the weak-looking guy fiercely.
—— Zhao Xiaomo's body is also.
Director Z deftly dodged to avoid the first round of attacks, glanced at the combined brothers in the corner who were watching the battle indifferently, and snorted, "Hmph, you guys are really brave, I'll do it, I'll deal with you later."
After speaking, he began to bite his gloves handsomely.
Zhao Xiaomo didn't have time to complain about why Z didn't take off his gloves like a normal person, and reminded him aloud:
"director……"
"Amo, be quiet, you didn't see that I was busy!"
"director……"
"Speak!"
"Director... Didn't you say that the task this time is to capture a snowman for your friend? You ate it... Can you spit it out later?..."
"...!!!!!!"
A sly smile flashed in Big J's eyes, but of course, it dissipated within 0.000000001 seconds.
Z pressed his forehead, sure enough, the earth's environment is too harsh, he absorbs too much CO2, and his brain is not enough, has his reaction force decreased?
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——It is not the behavior of an aboveboard man to make excuses.
The monster yeti began to launch a second wave of attacks on Z. Z bent his lips, smiled outside the cave, "You saw it too, my subordinates won't help me, if you don't come out, I have no choice but to swallow your treasure..."
Zhao Xiaomo heard that something was wrong: "Huh?"
Then he heard a sharp man's voice from outside the cave: "NO! NO! Z, please don' thurt my baby!!!!" Then, a man rushed into the cave howling.
The man looked as handsome as a woman, wearing an elegant white suit and vest, and his long golden hair shone dazzlingly in the sunlight at the entrance of the cave.
In the man's mouth - a red rose.
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Busy to figure out the situation, no time to complain.
The moment the man rushed in, the snowman stopped moving and turned around blankly.
The long-haired man avoided the snowman's fiery gaze, and once again pleaded with Director Z with red circles: "Z! Don't... don't hurt him..."
After hearing this, the snowman fell to his knees helplessly, and his eye circles... were also red.
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
—Are you acting in a movie?Fight movies turned into romance movies? !
——Why are the aliens I meet so embarrassing? !
——Why is this? !
The cosmic race Yeti, with ability level LEVELB, is a little more capable than the people on Earth because they can travel across the stars to come to Earth.Cosmic race of beautiful men (?), ability level LEVELM, the whole clan are handsome males with strong abilities, but weak bodies, and all of them are M physiques (?).In order to complement each other and cultivate super-powerful offspring, the two species have implemented a policy of intermarriage for many years.
Just like there will be differences between people who love each other again, after a fierce quarrel, the Snowman went to the earth in a fit of anger.Because of his scary appearance, in order to protect himself from being surrounded by humans as monsters, he hides on the snow-capped mountains and occasionally captures some small animals for food.
Therefore, the snowman sightings that are often reported on the earth in the future are all snowmen who had quarreled with their husbands and ran away from home to relax on the earth.
This LEVELM handsome boy was especially timid and shy. Her husband ran away and didn't dare to look for him, so he had to ask his old friend Director Z for help. Z has always been adhering to the principle that family problems need to be actively communicated and resolved by husband and wife. Knowing that M has been secretly following them, so he and J, big and small, wrote and directed a skit about internal strife, forcing the other party to take the initiative to intervene and reconcile.
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Are I the only one kept in the dark? !
This snowman is as hot-blooded as he looks, with a straight gut and no brains.Hiding on the earth for such a long time, although I miss my lover so much that I have to bang my head against the wall every night until I am unconscious to fall asleep, but I just can’t save myself and go home, looking forward to the stars and the moon all day long, waiting for my lover to come after me.
This awkward combination of one who wants to chase but is shy, and the other who wants to go back but is brave, the moment their eyes meet, the love river in their hearts is boiling and burning, the misunderstandings and disputes are all thrown out of the sky, oh no, the galaxies outside.Full of excitement, they walked towards each other slowly step by step while trembling, their hot bodies intertwined and could no longer be separated...
Z nodded in satisfaction: "Look, Ah Mo, the next strong medicine is still useful, I think I can open a couples consultation clinic~"
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Director, let's go, if you watch it, you will get corns...
M lay happily in the arms of the snowman, and said goodbye to Z and little J: "Our UFO flight is still an hour away, we have to hurry, otherwise we will be delayed."
Z nodded, and spread out his palms to M with a smile.
M smiled: "How could I forget, old friend." Then he untied a heart-shaped necklace-like thing from his neck and handed it to Z: "This energy storage ring can increase the energy you inhale by 10 % effect, if you keep the balance of in and out, after about 10 storages," he glanced at Zhao Xiaomo's body contemptuously, "you don't need to use this useless container anymore."
Z happily took the necklace, smiling incomparably.
Zhao Xiaomo was so angry that he jumped.
——Why should he deserve to be despised? !
--very good!The director is gone, he is free!
——Hmph, Director, I knew you wouldn't be kind enough to help at no cost.
The WALL-E housekeeper, who was still shy just now, received Z's order, turned his face and cleaned up Zhao Xiaomo, who committed the following offense.Zhao Xiaomo moaned and touched his butt/ass that was beaten, and saw M mysteriously approaching Z's ear: "As for the other reward you want, our family has indeed intercepted some information about X..."
The beautiful man and his lover went to catch the flying saucer, and Z waved a small handkerchief to say goodbye to them from a distance.
Zhao Xiaomo asked in a low voice: "Director? What did they say just now?"
Z looked up at the towering snow-capped peak, his deep black eyes were full of spirits, he smiled lightly: "Ah Mo, we always suffer from X, and follow his pace to clean up the mess. This time, I will take the initiative to find he……"
Zhao Xiaomo gave a thumbs up and flattered Z: "The director is wise."
As for Little J...
—He's back.
—he turned into a base sled dog again...
15. File 5.1
Dracula's Castle, Romania, on a winter's night in 1710.
The black-capped carriages of the nobles stopped in the driveway outside the side gate of the castle one after another, and men and women in fine attire came out one after another, and the grand banquet was about to begin.
Another carriage stopped, and an attendant in a black tuxedo stepped forward and opened the door for the distinguished guest.
The guest was dressed in black and had black hair. He was tall and handsome, with a rimmed blindfold covering one eye.He strode out of the carriage, waved his cane to push the attendant away, then turned around, stretched out his hand into the carriage and waited, with a stern expression on his face.
A hand wearing a leather glove rested on the palm of the man in black. Immediately afterwards, the owner of this hand walked out of the carriage slowly, raised his head arrogantly, and looked coldly at the brightly lit castle hall ahead.
When the attendants and the surrounding people saw the black-haired young man, they all took a deep breath.Black eyes as dark as the night sky, delicate ivory white skin...
Guests from the East... very rare.
The attendant glanced quickly out of the corner of his eye, and there was indeed an exquisitely carved brooch symbolizing the clan emblem of the Eastern clan pinned to the silk shirt the young man was wearing. Role.
Sensing the attendant's gaze, the young nobleman glanced at him lightly. Although that look seemed casual, it was full of a sense of deterrence.The attendant hastily lowered his eyelids, his expression becoming more respectful.
The young man in the east let out a cold snort, held his head up, and walked towards the castle, holding the hand of the man in black.
The attendant breathed a long sigh of relief, the young man's aura was so strong that it almost made him unable to breathe.
What he didn't see was that the young nobleman walking forward with his back turned had a strange expression on his face.
Zhao Xiaomo: "...Director...I can't hold it anymore, I really want to laugh..."
Z: "Shut up! Hold back! How many times have we practiced, Ah Mo? Aura! Aura! Remember to maintain your aura!"
Zhao Xiaomo: "Hey... Director, pretending is your specialty... I really can't do it, there is nothing wrong with me... You can do it, come out..."
Z gave Zhao Xiaomo a heavy chestnut on the forehead: "Who are you talking about putting on airs? Don't! I am the coach, the most important role can be played at the most critical moment, and the trivial matters are left to the little gongs."
Zhao Xiaomo touched his forehead: "..."
——Hey, why do I have such a lazy leader? !
——Xiao Gonggong...it hurts my feelings...
Y: "..."
--well!I have to take care of two children while working, so tiring...
They entered the hall, and Zhao Xiaomo's appearance once again became the focus.
The glamorous ladies are hiding behind the gold-rimmed masks and feather fans and whispering, the proud gentlemen raised their goblets, or saluted, or looked up and down with profound eyes...
Their eyes fell on Zhao Xiaomo's body unscrupulously, which made him feel a sense of embarrassment and discomfort of being stripped naked in public.Zhao Xiaomo unconsciously grasped Y's hand tightly, and the latter unexpectedly did not pull away in disgust, but instead clasped the trembling hand tightly to show comfort.
Z curled his lips and sneered: "Ah Mo, stand up and be a man."
Zhao Xiaomo didn't have time to argue with him, his eyes wandered around, wanting to complete the task as soon as possible, and then leave this weird place.
——This is the lair of vampires! ! !
Vampires of the cosmic race, ability level LEVELV, are the notorious locusts among the stars.They have no fixed place, and they migrate between planets in groups at regular intervals. When they leave, they are like locusts, sweeping away the lower species on this planet, or their food.
Because this race has always been united as one, their abilities are not weak, and they have a long history and are related to the underworld and white ways in the interstellar world. The Federation has never withdrawn them. It can only stipulate that their eating species must be low-level that has not been recognized by the Federation. Civilization, and there must be a small number of survivors, and the species cannot be driven to extinction.
Human civilization in this era has not yet been recognized by the Federation, so the locusts are here...
A common misconception about vampires needs to be corrected here.Although they are called vampires, their food is not just blood.To be precise, vampires are a group of guys with unsound digestive systems and cannot eat solid substances, so their diet is the body/fluid of various species that accounts for the vast majority.
Humans, naturally, were chosen by the vampires because of their blood.
There is also a common misunderstanding. According to legend, vampires are all handsome men and beautiful women in the world. Today, Zhao Xiaomo really saw the best of the best in the room.But in fact, this is just because the vampires have a strong vanity, and every time they arrive on a planet, they will transform into an appearance that conforms to the mainstream aesthetics of the planet.
As for their real looks, wow, that's a taboo, if you say it, the author of this article will be hunted down by vampires in the entire universe... ==
Closer to home, this group of vampires has invaded the earth since the 14th century and has been entrenched in this fertile food field for nearly 4 centuries. After several massacres/kills that were covered up by historical plagues, they thought it was time to leave.
Tonight's banquet is the last gathering of heads from all over the world.The purpose of the meeting is twofold:
1. The last big dinner, 50 high-quality human virgins are the staple food of the dinner;
2. Discuss the matter of family interstellar migration.
Z sacrificed little J's self-esteem in exchange for the information from that LEVELM handsome boy: our evil villain Mr. X sent people to sneak into today's party, trying to persuade the leaders present to give up the migration plan Stay in the food court for another few centuries.If this plan is successful, there will definitely be qualitative changes in the history of the earth, and even the total population of the earth.
Moreover, what excites Z even more is that the spies sent here are said to be X's cronies, and it is very likely that they know his true face and identity.So Z and Y dispatched, one is to stop the change of history, and the other is to find the hidden guy among a group of monsters that look good but are actually bloody, capture him back, and torture him.
As for Zhao Xiaomo, he hopes to have the opportunity to save those 50 little human girls.
——Let him watch human beings die, he can't do it!
The vampires are not like the legends, they assimilate humans by biting people and absorbing blood.Human beings are food, if blood is sucked, it will be sucked, and a species will be fundamentally changed... That is totally unscientific.
But this does not prevent the unrestrained reproduction of the vampires themselves.
During the 400 years that the earth has been entrenched, the number of vampires has doubled.This is a race that advocates the strong, so the leaders in various places are replaced frequently, and they are no longer the group of veterans who first came to Earth.This helped Zhao Xiaomo and Y to successfully sneak into the party.
And of course the spy...
Zhao Xiaomo and Y stood in the corner, looking around nervously, searching for suspicious marks on those flirtatious faces.This incident is of great importance, Zhao Xiaomo is in no mood to complain.
On the contrary, Z propped his chin in boredom, biting the straw of the Coke bottle and sighing: "It's so quiet~ So boring~"
Zhao Xiaomo stared at Y silently, and the other party gave him a firm look of "No matter what Z says or does, he is always right".
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——I'm used to it, so I don't want to say anything.
——However, I still can't help but say: deputy director, the director's virtues are all you are used to!
The servant standing at the entrance of the hall tapped the ground three times with his cane.
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