Non-self race
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The hall that was still bustling and noisy suddenly fell silent.Everyone stood up and looked at the door solemnly.
Z stopped messing around and said softly, "Here we come."
Zhao Xiaomo held his breath.
Two men and one woman walked into everyone's sight one after another.
The leader is a middle-aged handsome man, dressed in gorgeous clothes and beard, with a dignified demeanor, obviously the eldest of the three.
In fact, this can be said to be the boss of the entire vampire clan.
Count Dracula, the elder-level species with the longest survival, the most outstanding military exploits, and the most multiplication in the vampire's tens of thousands of years of history, is the well-deserved boss, the king of the vampire.
Followed by her was a coquettish beautiful woman with a stunning appearance and an elegant figure, but her eyes were cold, staring at her made people shudder.
The Marquis Lilith, another elder of the vampire family, who is as beautiful as a goddess of love and vicious as a snake, many of the vampires present here tonight came from her belly.
—if that part can be called a belly.
The last one to appear on the stage was the powerful Viscount Louis, a new nobleman in the north.With a god-like handsome appearance and a strong and young body, many blood clans are discussing in private that maybe soon, he will replace Count Dracula and become the king of the new generation of blood clans.
These three are the hosts of tonight's party, and the votes of the three of them will determine the fate of the blood family.
Zhao Xiaomo stared at the three, frowning in thought.
Of course Z knew what he was thinking, didn't speak, and raised the corners of his mouth slightly.
——It seems that something interesting is about to happen.
What is the idea of the party?Carnival, of course, so that's being put aside, before the fun dinners and serious discussions begin, beautiful men and women get together - dancing, socializing.
Zhao Xiaomo was naturally the target of everyone's pursuit, which made him very nervous.Fortunately, before the mission, Z started a 3-day special training for Zhao Xiaomo.
The content of the special training - how to maintain a strong and arrogant aura.
So what Zhao Xiaomo has to do is to stand in the encirclement, hold his head up, and look at people with his nose arrogantly without saying a word.All the entertainment is arranged by his good 'follower' Y, who, together with Z in his body, makes judgments in his heart by observing the words and deeds of these people.
So to put it simply, the role that Zhao Xiaomo is playing now is a living body information receiver!
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Task first, nothing to complain about...
——If you keep your head up high, you will get cervical spondylosis...
— But there is one thing that needs to be confirmed...
Count Dracula and Marquis Lilith are veterans. They have always been fawning on others, and there is absolutely no reason to seek someone to initiate a conversation.On the contrary, Viscount Louis, worthy of being a rising star, knows how to grasp the principle of accumulating contacts in the early stage of career growth. Seeing the excitement here, he came over to chat with Zhao Xiaomo with a smile.
Seeing him approaching, the crowd gave way one after another.
The handsome man smiled at Zhao Xiaomo: "Excuse me?"
Zhao Xiaomo opened his mouth for the first time, and regardless of Y's surprised gaze, he smiled at Viscount Louis: "Hi, can you take a step to talk."
Louis raised his eyebrows and nodded politely: "Of course." Naturally, he stretched out his hand and led Zhao Xiaomo to behind the floor-to-ceiling curtain by the window.
Zhao Xiaomo also smiled slightly and let him lead him away, leaving Y in a daze with her mouth opened into an egg shape.
——Zhao Xiaomo, who has always been timid, took the initiative to send himself into the mouth of a cannibal? !
——Is that guy really a pervert?Seeing a beautiful boy's head is not easy to use? !
——It really doesn't look like Zhao Xiaomo...could it be...Z...appeared by himself again...
——If that's the case...
Y felt irritable for no reason, clenched his fists, and quickly chased after him.
Behind the curtain, Zhao Xiaomo put away the polite expression on his face, and asked Louis in a cold voice:
"Mr. Commissioner, are you safe?"
Louie's eyes widened, pretending to be surprised.But he laughed immediately, and his expression seemed to be very happy:
"Little Mo, I knew you would recognize me."
16. File 5.2
Last time we mentioned that Viscount Louis was the villain boss who sneaked into the banquet and ate and drank for free. Unfortunately, as soon as he appeared on the stage, he was stripped of his clothes by the sharp-eyed Zhao Xiaomo, oh no, stripped of his disguise.
Of course, this is all Louis (or we still call him X) asked for it.
Zhao Xiaomo sighed, and patted X's shoulder friendly like an old friend: "How could I not recognize you?"
— Does this guy think I'm an idiot? !Or is he out of his mind? !
——Mr. Commissioner, you are indeed handsome and handsome today...but your appearance and outfit are Brad Pitt in "Interview with the Vampire", okay? !
——And...cough, that Nemo fish...it's a mobile phone pendant, not a necklace...you hang it like that...it's strange...
——I have only heard that someone hangs a ring as a keepsake around their neck...
——What am I thinking about? !
X, of course, in Zhao Xiaomo's heart, he is still a legitimate federal commissioner. He pulled Zhao Xiaomo's hand from his shoulder, squeezed it in his palm like a handshake, and smiled kindly: "I didn't intend to hide it from you. , the duty is to inspect and record your performance during missions, so I just sneaked in ahead of time."
Zhao Xiaomo was puzzled: "Then... where is the real Viscount Louis?"
X smiled and said mysteriously: "Viscount? There has never been such a character..."
Zhao Xiaomo took a deep breath, sure enough, the masters always hide their secrets.
——How short a time did it take him to become one of the top three blood clans? !
—Fortunately he is not our enemy...
Thinking of this, Zhao Xiaomo immediately became happy.Louis is an upright commissioner, which means that they have secured one vote for the three important votes, and the difficulty of the incident has been reduced a lot...
X looked at Zhao Xiaomo's happy expression, and laughed too.Can't help rubbing his head: "Oh, I forgot to say, I'm a special commissioner, and I'm only in charge of observation and recording, and I won't get involved in your task processing..."
——The implication is that I remain neutral and take care of myself, so please be free...
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——You should represent justice!Just!
X seemed to remember something, and looked around: "Huh? I only saw you and Y, and Director Z didn't come out to do the task?"
Zhao Xiaomo was startled, heck, it turned out that the special commissioner hadn't forgotten Director Zha's position... He was busy concentrating on communicating with the guy in his belly: "...Director, what should I do?"
Z had already heard about the special agent before, so he sat comfortably in the space since Louis appeared, soaking his feet while watching the human VS special agent plot with relish.After listening to the questioning, Z raised his eyebrows: "I hate dealing with the bureaucrats of the Federation the most. Ah Mo, help me carry it. Don't tell him I'm here."
Zhao Xiaomo still wanted to persuade, X stretched out a finger and poked his forehead forcefully: "Poke..."
Zhao Xiaomo felt the pain, covered his forehead and raised his face, staring at X angrily.
X bent his lips: "Xiao Mo, I'm still waiting for your answer, what are you thinking?"
Zhao Xiaomo blinked, and held back for a long time before making nonsense: "Er...our director...he...he is still practicing! You know, seven seven 49 days plus nine nine 81 days..."
X nodded and smiled, didn't say anything, took out his small notebook and started to record.
Z urged: "Ah Mo, go and see what he wrote?"
Zhao Xiaomo was helpless: "... Director, you saw it too, he blocked me from seeing it like a thief... and he is so tall, I can't see it even if I stand on tiptoe..."
Z wiped the corners of his eyes with a small handkerchief: "Damn child, I love you for nothing on weekdays. I always help outsiders at critical times..."
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Director, excessive brain supplementation is a disease, and it must be cured...
Y stood outside the curtain, listening to the conversation inside with a frown, and also felt that Mr. Difficult would just leave it to Zhao Xiaomo to hook him up, and it was not convenient for him to come forward at this time.
Y stays outside, Z hides in the dark, these insignificant light bulbs are completely incomparable to the heavyweight big light bulbs that suddenly appear next...
The noble, beautiful and enchanting Marquis Lilith twisted her waist and swayed behind the curtain, looking for her new love, Viscount Louis: "Dear Louis, are you hiding here to wait for me?"
The coquettish woman habitually held the man's waist, entangled his body tightly like vines, buried her face in his back, and greedily sniffed his good smell.
That smell, bloody, seductive, full of conspiracy and mystery...
When Zhao Xiaomo and Z saw this nosebleed scene, they both came to a realization:
——Oh... no wonder you can climb so fast, you climbed up to the empress...
——Little boy!
X looked at the playful smile on the corner of Zhao Xiaomo's mouth, and the system automatically analyzed his mood at the moment
——Eh, embarrassing... I want to explain...
***So the following scene happened between X and Zhao Xiaomo's silent eye contact***
X smiled wryly: "...Eh, that...Xiao Mo, you misunderstood...it's not what you saw..."
Zhao Xiaomo understood very well: "It's okay, it's okay, your spirit of sacrificing yourself for work is very worth learning for my generation."
X: "..."
X sighed, pulled down the woman's hand that was groping on his chest, and introduced Zhao Xiaomo to the beauty with a smile: "Lilith, this is a guest from the East, Lord Zhao."
Lilith poked her head out from behind X, glanced at Zhao Xiaomo curiously, and then...
—her eyes lighted up!
It was the gaze of a beast seeing its prey, gloomy and greedy.
Zhao Xiaomo was stared at naked by the beauty, and lowered his head in embarrassment, his face was hot.Don't look at our classmate Xiaomo gagging on weekdays, opening his mouth to be unreasonable, and being unreasonable is even more verbose. In fact, Zhao Xiaomo is a very innocent and good boy in human society.I've lived half my life, and I haven't had a serious relationship with him, and I haven't even held a girl's hand.
The man's paws have been held once or twice, but they are not human...
After being late for 19 springs, summers, autumns and winters, the spring of the hard-working baby Zhao Xiaomo finally arrived at this absurd feast!
The Marquis Lilith decisively abandoned her lover Louis, who had become a thing of the past, with the speed of lightning and thunder, and opened her arms like a hen guarding her cubs, and embraced Zhao Xiaomo in her arms.
Zhao Xiaomo's face full of happiness and shock was deeply buried in the woman's plump and round chest, his face was red up to the ears, and there was a wisp of white smoke from his head.
--What's happening here?It's puzzling, but... so beautiful ^_^
Z finally had a chance to rant about Zhao Xiaomo, and he decided to seize this opportunity.
Z: "...Amo..."
Zhao Xiaomo was still immersed in happiness: "Huh? Director..."
Z: "...Ah Mo, maybe she wants to eat you..."
Zhao Xiaomo: "...!!!!!!"
The frightened poor man began to struggle crazily. The evil and beautiful woman noticed it, held his face in her hands, and the long and sharp nails slid down his eyebrows. The woman's beautiful eyes gleamed with obsession:
"What a distinctive appearance, what a young and immature body...I want to be with you...right now! Immediately!"
Zhao Xiaomo breathed a sigh of relief, oh, yes...
--ah? ! ! ! ! ! ! (⊙o⊙)...
The noble blood queen of the cosmic vampire race, the glamorous Marquis Lilith, and the mother of almost all the vampires, the favorite thing in life is to find a favorite object for the vampire to multiply.
With a rare oriental face, black pupils and white skin, Her Royal Highness would certainly not miss Zhao Xiaomo like this.
Zhao Xiaomo continued to be in a sluggish state, Director Z...he was already rolling on the ground laughing unkindly...
The queen was very satisfied with the foolish demeanor of the new target, and decided that this was her silent approval of her proposal, so she decisively raised Zhao Xiaomo's chin.
Her tender, blood-colored lips slowly stuck to Zhao Xiaomo's half-opened oval mouth.
10 cm, 5 cm, 3 cm...
The silver tray holding the wine glass was in vain to intercept Lilith's ambiguous attack, and the Marquis turned her head annoyed after her lips touched the cold silver plate intimately.
X naturally pulled Zhao Xiaomo between his arms, rested his chin lightly on the top of his head, and smiled at Lilith maintaining this intimate posture: "I'm sorry Lilith, I want this one."
Lilith looked at X coldly for a few seconds, shrugged, and turned away gracefully: "Since you are in love with Louis, I have to reluctantly give up."
Zhao Xiaomo watched his spring move away step by step, and stretched out an arm, as if wanting to grab the tail of spring.
The cruel executioner who cut off his bond with Spring resolutely held Zhao Xiaomo's outstretched hand, and smiled earnestly: "Xiao Mo, you have to thank me for saving you."
Zhao Xiaomo opened his mouth, and there were countless mud horses galloping and roaring in his heart.
——I'm not stupid, of course I know that racial promiscuity can cause accidents, people... people... just want to kiss...
——It's a pity that I have lived for so long without even having my first kiss. The Marquis is a peerless beauty after all, is there any...
Z didn't see that Zhao Xiaomo was actually very upset when he was treated lightly by foreigners. After hearing this, he didn't even want to correct him: "Ah Mo, you haven't had your first kiss. If you call lip contact a kiss, me and Y..."
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Director, go to sleep for a while, I will call you later if I have something to do?
Seeing Zhao Xiaomo's flushed face and unsteady breathing, X sympathetically pulled out the handkerchief in his front pocket, wiped the dense sweat on his forehead, and sighed: "Look at how scared you are, how pitiful...don't be afraid, fellow Federal employees, helping each other is the right thing to do."
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Hey, I hate you...
——Give me back that mobile phone pendant, I won't give it to you...
Y thought it was about time for him to appear on stage, so he lifted the curtain gracefully, stood between X and Zhao Xiaomo gracefully, and nodded indifferently to the man whose appearance changed: "Hello, we meet again."
X politely returned the salute, then took out a small notebook and began to record: "I am your superior by reason, and you have been hiding outside just now and didn't take the initiative to greet me, which is an act of slight contempt for the Federation."
Y clenched his fists, turned his head and explained to Zhao Xiaomo in a deep voice: "You should thank Mr. Special Commissioner, the Marquis used a charm on you just now, in fact, it was to test your identity. Mr. blocked it for you, and did it with actions." Guaranteed, so we should not be challenged again."
Zhao Xiaomo's eyes widened in surprise, and Y's statement was also confirmed by Z: "The Marquis is not stupid, you are as thin as dry wood, definitely not suitable for reproduction."
Zhao Xiaomo looked at X gratefully, and the latter gave him a faint smile.
Zhao Xiaomo lowered his head in embarrassment.
——Why don't you explain...
——Sure enough, we are still righteous people, we are still good buddies...
——I kind of miss Mr. Cheng Baiyu, the special commissioner. This appearance feels weird...
The melody of the last waltz sounded in the hall, and the vampires danced in pairs.
X stretched out his hand to Zhao Xiaomo:
"Dance the last dance with me, and I'll tell you about all the vampires present."
17. File 5.3
send vampireballwaltz, very nice
Mr. X is actually very helpless. The last waltz is the highlight of the banquet. As one of the top three blood clans, he must lead the dance.
Vampires do not have the so-called life of human beings. Their body/fluid is cold, and their bodies are extremely cold.It just so happens that Mr. X comes from a planet with a warm and suitable climate, just like African lions hate Antarctic penguins. For Mr. X, blood-sucking people like ice bricks are absolutely unwilling to touch.
Before this, when he was still adjusting his mentality to meet the cold body of the blood-sucking people without any warmth, it was considered an acquaintance. Another hot-blooded Zhao Xiaomo accidentally fell into the eyes of the adults.
This is also the reason why the Marquis almost realized that Zhao Xiaomo was different. Fortunately, X kindly blocked Zhao Xiaomo for her last dance.
In exchange, a little bit of insignificant information can be exchanged for greater trust and a warm body, which is a very profitable deal.
Of course, the above are all from X's statement, and the author reserves the right of final interpretation.
Under Z's coercion and lure, Zhao Xiaomo sacrificed his ego for the benefit of mankind, and dedicated the first waltz in his life to his dear Mr. X.
——Of course, with the development of the plot, future sacrifices are inevitable.
Sports idiot Zhao Xiaomo is naturally an elegant and artistically incompetent person with the same hands and feet. Fortunately, X hugged his slender and fleshless waist very considerately, and the strength of his hands was just right to make Zhao Xiaomo neither too heavy nor too light. Lift the body up and hang about 2cm above the ground.
With a charming smile, X took graceful dance steps, like holding an inflatable doll, effortlessly doing the standard steps of the waltz to the beautiful dance music - turning in circles.
Zhao Xiaomo resisted the urge to vomit, and tried to remember X's information about the blood race in countless spins.
At this time, the noble men and women circling in a more conspicuous position on their left were naturally the Marquis Lilith and her titular husband, Count Dracula.This pair of CPs, who pioneered unrestricted marriage between husband and wife, have loved and killed each other for tens of thousands of years, with constant grievances and entanglements.
X led Zhao Xiaomo around deftly, and this time, a pair of handsome males appeared next to them as if glued together by 505 glue.The stronger and older one nestled its head on the shoulder of the skinny boy who was hugging him tightly, with a gentle and serene expression.
X approached Zhao Xiaomo's ear and whispered: "These two are Sir John the Great and the Great, representing the wealthy farmers in the south. The current family leader is the son Sir John the Younger, a very friendly father and son."
According to the way X gave him, Zhao Xiaomo raised his head arrogantly and nodded slightly at the two of them. Unfortunately, the two were obviously attracted by the music, closed their eyes and immersed themselves in the romantic dance steps, and ignored Zhao Xiaomo's intentions at all.
X did not give Zhao Xiaomo a chance to be frustrated, and turned gracefully to the Roman pool on the other side of the hall.There, two sweet blond girls with exactly the same appearance were sitting by the pool with their knees bent. The girl in the blue dress was holding a golden comb to comb her twin sister's hair. From time to time, she scooped up a handful of clear pool water and ran it down the girl's neck. Slowly falling, the white gauze on the chest of the girl with the same face as hers was soaked, highlighting her beautiful figure.
Zhao Xiaomo looked straight and swallowed.However, his eyes were covered by X's palm, and he could only hear him say in a low voice: "Sister Rose, who represents the West, these two little girls who are not educated, you'd better not provoke them."
Before it could be fully recorded, the dance track ended on a final spin. X threw away Zhao Xiaomo, stepped back half a step appropriately, folded his arms and smiled: "What do you think of them?"
Zhao Xiaomo nodded: "The blood-sucking tribe is a group that disturbs the foundation of great harmony in the world."
X: "..."
In fact, Zhao Xiaomo misunderstood. At this time, there are male, female and female groups dancing like butterflies in the hall.It's not because of the natural habits of vampires, it's purely because under the eyes of Your Excellency the Marquis, males are afraid of females, and females... dare not provoke males.
It's a pity that the blood-sucking tribe still reproduces heterosexually, and the Marquis holds the reproductive power of the entire population. She is everyone's mother, grandmother, grandmother, great-grandmother, great-grandmother, great-great...
Zhao Xiaomo is not interested in the popular science of the blood race, so he couldn't help interrupting X: "Eh... sir, I already know the representatives of the South and the West, what about the North and the East?"
X likes Zhao Xiaomo's ignorant and seeking knowledge eyes very much at this time, and is willing to answer any difficult problems in life for him.He patted Zhao Xiaomo on the shoulder and smiled: "I represent the north, but I will remain neutral; the representative of the east...is you."
Zhao Xiaomo: "...Director?!"
Z put down the comic book in his hand: "Well, what he said is correct. I forgot to say before that the oriental vampire I swallowed is the representative of the east, and you replaced him."
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Why is it always me who is deceived...
The director seemed unreliable, so Zhao Xiaomo grabbed X: "Sir, what exactly do the representatives want?"
X once again satisfied Zhao Xiaomo's thirst for knowledge: "Debate."
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
— Hay?
Looking at the incomprehensible and helpless eyes of human beings, X sighed, touched Zhao Xiaomo's face, although he couldn't bear it, he still said the whole thing:
"Debate first, then eat."
***
In the magnificent hall of the main hall of Dracula Castle, beautiful men and women sit on both sides of the hall. In the front row of them, several representatives of the Quartet stand silently, waiting for Count Dracula, the king of blood, to announce the start of the debate .
Vampires are really a magical race, and acting is their forte.So they decided to adopt the method of parliamentary debate, which has the characteristics of the earth, to decide whether to stay or not.Now the representatives of the Quartet are all dressed up as wise men in ancient Rome, wearing olive branches on their heads, naked/naked, and only covered with a white robe with bare shoulders.
From time to time, Zhao Xiaomo mentions the shoulder straps of Dongfang representative's robe, which is obviously several sizes larger than him, for fear that if he is not careful, he will have a good time and commit atrocities of playing hooligans in public.
X glanced at his exposed collarbone area and wondered where all those things called glutinous rice balls or hamburgers that this guy eats grow?
Count Dracula tapped the ground with his cane, and all the commotion in the hall stopped instantly.
The ancient Roman parliamentary debate officially began.
The issue was simple: to leave or not to leave.
The staunch supporter of the Do Not Leave faction is the young Sir John. The beautiful blond boy is much more eloquent than the two red-haired twins Zhao Xiaomo knew.
Zhao Xiaomo sighed in admiration, big J and little J sneezed at the same time at the base, the latter thoughtfully took off his shirt and wrapped his brother tightly.
Back to the debate.The powerful blond boy waved his arms like a leader: "Compatriots, it's too early for us to leave, because," he clapped his hands, and a subordinate pulled a man in. The brim of his hat hid the face of the visitor.
Little John grabbed the man's wrist, raised his hand and pulled it hard, and the black robe fell to the ground, revealing a graceful naked/naked body.
It was a human girl, and the girl was terrified, looking at the greedy demons surrounding her with tears and trembling.
The vampires began to commotion.
Little John grabbed the girl's hair and forced her to look up so that everyone present could see her exquisite appearance clearly.The boy stretched out his sharp fingertips and drew a deep gash on the girl's face.
Scarlet blood flowed down the girl's face, and she let out a shrill cry.
The vampires became more and more agitated.
The evil and beautiful boy put his blood-stained finger in his mouth, and showed his compatriots with a seductive expression how extremely sweet that blood is.
Several of the vampires stood up uncontrollably.
The tip of Little John's tongue gently licked the girl's face, and he smiled: "My compatriots, we have wandered for so many light years, looking for the best food place in the universe, and now, we have finally found it. So many On such a long journey, how have we ever encountered such a delicacy? Why should we give up such a delicacy? My compatriots, should we leave? "
The vampires are shouting: "Don't leave!"
Little John's advocacy was very successful, and the blood races were in high spirits. Even Count Dracula squinted his eyes and seemed to be thinking.
The two beauties from the Western style continue to comb their hair while the other plays with water.
The Marquis Lilith... She is looking around for a new round of mating partners.
The boy showed a provocative smile to Zhao Xiaomo. In order to further seduce his people, the handsome boy opened his lips and covered the girl's slender neck, and endless greed flashed in his red pupils.
Zhao Xiaomo couldn't bear to rush up since the human girl appeared on the stage. He didn't dare to be a hero, but he couldn't just watch his compatriots being destroyed.It's a pity that Y firmly held down his shoulder.
Zhao Xiaomo growled at Y angrily: "Deputy director, please stop him!"
——This was the first time he was arrogant in front of his boss.
Standing beside him with a small notebook carefully recorded, the pseudo-northern representative and pseudo-commissioner X stopped his pen and said indifferently: "Little Mo, what vampires do is no different from what you humans eat chicken, duck and fish. This is their The federation has no right to stop the species habits. Species compete and the survival of the fittest. Sorry, human beings are currently at the bottom of the universe food chain."
Z also put away his teasing tone, with a flat voice without ups and downs: "Amo, what he said is not wrong... I like you very much, but it does not mean that Y and I have any obligation to help other human beings. Sorry, our work It is to maintain the history of the earth and the balance of the universe, not to save mankind."
Zhao Xiaomo clenched his fists, his eyes were red.
——Do we deserve to be food because we are inferior?
——so you want me to pretend nothing happened and watch innocent girls get devoured?
X saw Zhao Xiaomo's reddish eyes, his heart twitched, he sighed and said loudly: "Little John, what you said is very interesting. But it's not time to enjoy it now, please allow the representative of Dongfang to discuss his point of view."
——He still relented.
Zhao Xiaomo looked at X gratefully, and the latter looked at him with a smile, feeling very grateful.
Viscount Louis came forward to stop him, but Little John had no choice but to let go of the girl.All the vampires turned their faces to Zhao Xiaomo, waiting for his debate.
Zhao Xiaomo clenched her lips, feeling very nervous.
It was precisely because of X's presence that the mess of the debate that should have been conducted by Director Z, who was supposed to have a stronger aura and stronger tongue, fell on Zhao Xiaomo.
Zhao Xiaomo is not a particularly eloquent person, but the moment of crisis can stimulate people's unlimited potential and create logical and clear arguments.
Zhao Xiaomo refuted Little John's arguments in two ways.
First, although the food field on the earth is beautiful, it is full of dangers. For example, it is full of ultraviolet rays that can cause fatal damage to vampires, forcing vampires to live in dark lairs, life without light and color.
The twin girls by the pool were very interested in this argument, and the wet woman thought deeply: "I often go to the hot springs with my sister to play, but unfortunately it's too dark for me to see my sister's body clearly."
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Beauty, please discuss your perverted hobbies in private.
Zhao Xiaomo's second point of view is to follow the theory of sustainable development and combine the scientific data provided by Y.According to the brutal eating ability of the blood race and the reproduction rate of the earth's population, perhaps in a few hundred years, when the blood race has become accustomed to the fact that they can no longer leave human blood, there are probably not many edible humans left on the earth.
Queen Lilith was very touched by this point, nodded and said: "Well, maybe we should wait until humans have accumulated a sufficient number before coming back."
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——The earth will definitely not become your livestock farm, because in another three centuries, human beings will be the advanced civilization of the Federation, LEVELA, and you will not be able to touch it!
——So let’s fool these guys away first.
The blood clans began to whisper and discuss.All eyes are on their highest decision-makers.
Count Dracula stroked the ruby on the cane, pondered for a moment, and then ordered majesticly: "Except for the representatives of the Quartet, everyone else should leave. I, Louis and Lilith will start voting."
The vampires had to file out.Only Zhao Xiaomo, Big and Big John, Lala Rose, the top three blood clans, and Y were left in the hall.
Zhao Xiaomo held his breath and made friends with Z: "Director, I think Little John is X's spy, only he is the most keen to stay."——He wants to avenge the earth girl.
Z said lightly: "Well, I need to look at the situation again."
Count Dracula shook off the cloak on his shoulders, stepped down from the throne majestically, and walked towards Zhao Xiaomo.
He smiled coldly: "Your Excellency's point of view is very interesting and almost convinced me, but," he suddenly grabbed Zhao Xiaomo's neck and held Zhao Xiaomo in the air, his eyes turned blood red, and his mouth showed sharp fangs: "Can you please explain how you, as a human, got into our banquet?"
Y's face turned cold, and he raised his hand to take off the blindfold.The Marquis Lilith led the sisters John and Rose to step forward in an instant, and surrounded Y with a fierce look on their faces.
2:7, a fierce fight seems inevitable.
X stood with his arms crossed in his spare time, looking at the human being whose neck was stuck in the air with a painful face, and sent his thoughts into his mind: "Xiao Mo, it's already this time, shouldn't you invite Director Z to come out? "
Zhao Xiaomo gritted his teeth and glared at the special commissioner who was alone.
——You really know everything!
——It’s so uncomfortable... I’m about to be strangled to death...
X's provocation successfully aroused Director Z's anger.Zhao Xiaomo lowered his head, and when he raised his head again, violent anger accumulated in his black eyes.
Z said to Count Dracula coldly: "You only have 0.1 second, let go of this body, or I will swallow you immediately."
Y frowned worriedly, Z he came out by himself again...
What happened next was completely beyond Zhao Xiaomo's expectations.
Count Dracula saw that Z had revealed the spirit body right hand, the corner of his majestic mouth twitched, and immediately put Zhao Xiaomo down.Then……
—— He suddenly bowed down in front of Z, his eyes filled with ecstasy: "Master Z, is it really you?! Is it really you?! You actually came to the villain's humble house... I... I am terrified... "
Zhao Xiaomo, Z and Y: (⊙o⊙)...
At the same time, Lilith, sisters John, Rose, and sisters also put away their fierce expressions, and the blood races who had just left suddenly poured into the hall from all directions, cheering Count Dracula:
"Happy Birthday! My Lord!"
Zhao Xiaomo, Z and Y: (⊙o⊙)...
Today is Count Dracula's XXXXXXXXXX birthday, and the whole blood clan gathered together and held this grand party for his birthday.The Countess Lilith, who has been close/loved by the Earl for many years, even prepared an unexpected surprise for the Earl.
Z, that sad surprise...
The strongest Z in the universe according to official records has many admirers throughout the interstellar world, and Count Dracula is one of his most die-hard NC fans.The Earl's greatest wish in his life was to meet Lord Z with his own eyes.
Now he has not only fulfilled his dream for many years, Mr. Z also came to his birthday party in person, such joy almost made Count Dracula have a heart attack.
—if that part can be called a heart.
Zhao Xiaomo (Z) and Y were invited to the VIP seat immediately, and they continued to maintain: (⊙o⊙)…
The cheerful waltz sounded again, and the grand banquet continued.
Count Dracula promised Z that all blood races would evacuate the earth. Z was about to be mad at being cheated, but the Marquis Lilith whispered to him, "My lord, if you forgive us and stay until the earl's birthday party is over, we won't touch those 50 human virgins." .Otherwise...you can only swallow the whole vampire to prevent us from eating."
Z can't bear the felony of destroying a race, but he can't bear Zhao Xiaomo's coquettish hugging his thigh: "Director...you are the best, please please..."
So Z decided to sell face to Zhao Xiaomo, and endured the earl's adoring gaze with a dark face, waited until the end of the banquet with a dark face, and watched the blood clan board the departing spaceship with a dark face.
Z: "Zhao Xiaomo, remember what you owe me!"
Zhao Xiaomo: "Yes, Sir! Director, let me squeeze your shoulders for you~"
***
On the bloodship's spaceship, X propped his head up, looking out the window at the interstellar passageway as brilliant as the aurora.
The alluring woman walked in quietly.
The woman was well aware of X's habits, so she didn't dare to make mistakes. She buried her head low and knelt at X's feet: "My lord, thank you."
X turned his head and rushed to the queen
Z stopped messing around and said softly, "Here we come."
Zhao Xiaomo held his breath.
Two men and one woman walked into everyone's sight one after another.
The leader is a middle-aged handsome man, dressed in gorgeous clothes and beard, with a dignified demeanor, obviously the eldest of the three.
In fact, this can be said to be the boss of the entire vampire clan.
Count Dracula, the elder-level species with the longest survival, the most outstanding military exploits, and the most multiplication in the vampire's tens of thousands of years of history, is the well-deserved boss, the king of the vampire.
Followed by her was a coquettish beautiful woman with a stunning appearance and an elegant figure, but her eyes were cold, staring at her made people shudder.
The Marquis Lilith, another elder of the vampire family, who is as beautiful as a goddess of love and vicious as a snake, many of the vampires present here tonight came from her belly.
—if that part can be called a belly.
The last one to appear on the stage was the powerful Viscount Louis, a new nobleman in the north.With a god-like handsome appearance and a strong and young body, many blood clans are discussing in private that maybe soon, he will replace Count Dracula and become the king of the new generation of blood clans.
These three are the hosts of tonight's party, and the votes of the three of them will determine the fate of the blood family.
Zhao Xiaomo stared at the three, frowning in thought.
Of course Z knew what he was thinking, didn't speak, and raised the corners of his mouth slightly.
——It seems that something interesting is about to happen.
What is the idea of the party?Carnival, of course, so that's being put aside, before the fun dinners and serious discussions begin, beautiful men and women get together - dancing, socializing.
Zhao Xiaomo was naturally the target of everyone's pursuit, which made him very nervous.Fortunately, before the mission, Z started a 3-day special training for Zhao Xiaomo.
The content of the special training - how to maintain a strong and arrogant aura.
So what Zhao Xiaomo has to do is to stand in the encirclement, hold his head up, and look at people with his nose arrogantly without saying a word.All the entertainment is arranged by his good 'follower' Y, who, together with Z in his body, makes judgments in his heart by observing the words and deeds of these people.
So to put it simply, the role that Zhao Xiaomo is playing now is a living body information receiver!
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Task first, nothing to complain about...
——If you keep your head up high, you will get cervical spondylosis...
— But there is one thing that needs to be confirmed...
Count Dracula and Marquis Lilith are veterans. They have always been fawning on others, and there is absolutely no reason to seek someone to initiate a conversation.On the contrary, Viscount Louis, worthy of being a rising star, knows how to grasp the principle of accumulating contacts in the early stage of career growth. Seeing the excitement here, he came over to chat with Zhao Xiaomo with a smile.
Seeing him approaching, the crowd gave way one after another.
The handsome man smiled at Zhao Xiaomo: "Excuse me?"
Zhao Xiaomo opened his mouth for the first time, and regardless of Y's surprised gaze, he smiled at Viscount Louis: "Hi, can you take a step to talk."
Louis raised his eyebrows and nodded politely: "Of course." Naturally, he stretched out his hand and led Zhao Xiaomo to behind the floor-to-ceiling curtain by the window.
Zhao Xiaomo also smiled slightly and let him lead him away, leaving Y in a daze with her mouth opened into an egg shape.
——Zhao Xiaomo, who has always been timid, took the initiative to send himself into the mouth of a cannibal? !
——Is that guy really a pervert?Seeing a beautiful boy's head is not easy to use? !
——It really doesn't look like Zhao Xiaomo...could it be...Z...appeared by himself again...
——If that's the case...
Y felt irritable for no reason, clenched his fists, and quickly chased after him.
Behind the curtain, Zhao Xiaomo put away the polite expression on his face, and asked Louis in a cold voice:
"Mr. Commissioner, are you safe?"
Louie's eyes widened, pretending to be surprised.But he laughed immediately, and his expression seemed to be very happy:
"Little Mo, I knew you would recognize me."
16. File 5.2
Last time we mentioned that Viscount Louis was the villain boss who sneaked into the banquet and ate and drank for free. Unfortunately, as soon as he appeared on the stage, he was stripped of his clothes by the sharp-eyed Zhao Xiaomo, oh no, stripped of his disguise.
Of course, this is all Louis (or we still call him X) asked for it.
Zhao Xiaomo sighed, and patted X's shoulder friendly like an old friend: "How could I not recognize you?"
— Does this guy think I'm an idiot? !Or is he out of his mind? !
——Mr. Commissioner, you are indeed handsome and handsome today...but your appearance and outfit are Brad Pitt in "Interview with the Vampire", okay? !
——And...cough, that Nemo fish...it's a mobile phone pendant, not a necklace...you hang it like that...it's strange...
——I have only heard that someone hangs a ring as a keepsake around their neck...
——What am I thinking about? !
X, of course, in Zhao Xiaomo's heart, he is still a legitimate federal commissioner. He pulled Zhao Xiaomo's hand from his shoulder, squeezed it in his palm like a handshake, and smiled kindly: "I didn't intend to hide it from you. , the duty is to inspect and record your performance during missions, so I just sneaked in ahead of time."
Zhao Xiaomo was puzzled: "Then... where is the real Viscount Louis?"
X smiled and said mysteriously: "Viscount? There has never been such a character..."
Zhao Xiaomo took a deep breath, sure enough, the masters always hide their secrets.
——How short a time did it take him to become one of the top three blood clans? !
—Fortunately he is not our enemy...
Thinking of this, Zhao Xiaomo immediately became happy.Louis is an upright commissioner, which means that they have secured one vote for the three important votes, and the difficulty of the incident has been reduced a lot...
X looked at Zhao Xiaomo's happy expression, and laughed too.Can't help rubbing his head: "Oh, I forgot to say, I'm a special commissioner, and I'm only in charge of observation and recording, and I won't get involved in your task processing..."
——The implication is that I remain neutral and take care of myself, so please be free...
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——You should represent justice!Just!
X seemed to remember something, and looked around: "Huh? I only saw you and Y, and Director Z didn't come out to do the task?"
Zhao Xiaomo was startled, heck, it turned out that the special commissioner hadn't forgotten Director Zha's position... He was busy concentrating on communicating with the guy in his belly: "...Director, what should I do?"
Z had already heard about the special agent before, so he sat comfortably in the space since Louis appeared, soaking his feet while watching the human VS special agent plot with relish.After listening to the questioning, Z raised his eyebrows: "I hate dealing with the bureaucrats of the Federation the most. Ah Mo, help me carry it. Don't tell him I'm here."
Zhao Xiaomo still wanted to persuade, X stretched out a finger and poked his forehead forcefully: "Poke..."
Zhao Xiaomo felt the pain, covered his forehead and raised his face, staring at X angrily.
X bent his lips: "Xiao Mo, I'm still waiting for your answer, what are you thinking?"
Zhao Xiaomo blinked, and held back for a long time before making nonsense: "Er...our director...he...he is still practicing! You know, seven seven 49 days plus nine nine 81 days..."
X nodded and smiled, didn't say anything, took out his small notebook and started to record.
Z urged: "Ah Mo, go and see what he wrote?"
Zhao Xiaomo was helpless: "... Director, you saw it too, he blocked me from seeing it like a thief... and he is so tall, I can't see it even if I stand on tiptoe..."
Z wiped the corners of his eyes with a small handkerchief: "Damn child, I love you for nothing on weekdays. I always help outsiders at critical times..."
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Director, excessive brain supplementation is a disease, and it must be cured...
Y stood outside the curtain, listening to the conversation inside with a frown, and also felt that Mr. Difficult would just leave it to Zhao Xiaomo to hook him up, and it was not convenient for him to come forward at this time.
Y stays outside, Z hides in the dark, these insignificant light bulbs are completely incomparable to the heavyweight big light bulbs that suddenly appear next...
The noble, beautiful and enchanting Marquis Lilith twisted her waist and swayed behind the curtain, looking for her new love, Viscount Louis: "Dear Louis, are you hiding here to wait for me?"
The coquettish woman habitually held the man's waist, entangled his body tightly like vines, buried her face in his back, and greedily sniffed his good smell.
That smell, bloody, seductive, full of conspiracy and mystery...
When Zhao Xiaomo and Z saw this nosebleed scene, they both came to a realization:
——Oh... no wonder you can climb so fast, you climbed up to the empress...
——Little boy!
X looked at the playful smile on the corner of Zhao Xiaomo's mouth, and the system automatically analyzed his mood at the moment
——Eh, embarrassing... I want to explain...
***So the following scene happened between X and Zhao Xiaomo's silent eye contact***
X smiled wryly: "...Eh, that...Xiao Mo, you misunderstood...it's not what you saw..."
Zhao Xiaomo understood very well: "It's okay, it's okay, your spirit of sacrificing yourself for work is very worth learning for my generation."
X: "..."
X sighed, pulled down the woman's hand that was groping on his chest, and introduced Zhao Xiaomo to the beauty with a smile: "Lilith, this is a guest from the East, Lord Zhao."
Lilith poked her head out from behind X, glanced at Zhao Xiaomo curiously, and then...
—her eyes lighted up!
It was the gaze of a beast seeing its prey, gloomy and greedy.
Zhao Xiaomo was stared at naked by the beauty, and lowered his head in embarrassment, his face was hot.Don't look at our classmate Xiaomo gagging on weekdays, opening his mouth to be unreasonable, and being unreasonable is even more verbose. In fact, Zhao Xiaomo is a very innocent and good boy in human society.I've lived half my life, and I haven't had a serious relationship with him, and I haven't even held a girl's hand.
The man's paws have been held once or twice, but they are not human...
After being late for 19 springs, summers, autumns and winters, the spring of the hard-working baby Zhao Xiaomo finally arrived at this absurd feast!
The Marquis Lilith decisively abandoned her lover Louis, who had become a thing of the past, with the speed of lightning and thunder, and opened her arms like a hen guarding her cubs, and embraced Zhao Xiaomo in her arms.
Zhao Xiaomo's face full of happiness and shock was deeply buried in the woman's plump and round chest, his face was red up to the ears, and there was a wisp of white smoke from his head.
--What's happening here?It's puzzling, but... so beautiful ^_^
Z finally had a chance to rant about Zhao Xiaomo, and he decided to seize this opportunity.
Z: "...Amo..."
Zhao Xiaomo was still immersed in happiness: "Huh? Director..."
Z: "...Ah Mo, maybe she wants to eat you..."
Zhao Xiaomo: "...!!!!!!"
The frightened poor man began to struggle crazily. The evil and beautiful woman noticed it, held his face in her hands, and the long and sharp nails slid down his eyebrows. The woman's beautiful eyes gleamed with obsession:
"What a distinctive appearance, what a young and immature body...I want to be with you...right now! Immediately!"
Zhao Xiaomo breathed a sigh of relief, oh, yes...
--ah? ! ! ! ! ! ! (⊙o⊙)...
The noble blood queen of the cosmic vampire race, the glamorous Marquis Lilith, and the mother of almost all the vampires, the favorite thing in life is to find a favorite object for the vampire to multiply.
With a rare oriental face, black pupils and white skin, Her Royal Highness would certainly not miss Zhao Xiaomo like this.
Zhao Xiaomo continued to be in a sluggish state, Director Z...he was already rolling on the ground laughing unkindly...
The queen was very satisfied with the foolish demeanor of the new target, and decided that this was her silent approval of her proposal, so she decisively raised Zhao Xiaomo's chin.
Her tender, blood-colored lips slowly stuck to Zhao Xiaomo's half-opened oval mouth.
10 cm, 5 cm, 3 cm...
The silver tray holding the wine glass was in vain to intercept Lilith's ambiguous attack, and the Marquis turned her head annoyed after her lips touched the cold silver plate intimately.
X naturally pulled Zhao Xiaomo between his arms, rested his chin lightly on the top of his head, and smiled at Lilith maintaining this intimate posture: "I'm sorry Lilith, I want this one."
Lilith looked at X coldly for a few seconds, shrugged, and turned away gracefully: "Since you are in love with Louis, I have to reluctantly give up."
Zhao Xiaomo watched his spring move away step by step, and stretched out an arm, as if wanting to grab the tail of spring.
The cruel executioner who cut off his bond with Spring resolutely held Zhao Xiaomo's outstretched hand, and smiled earnestly: "Xiao Mo, you have to thank me for saving you."
Zhao Xiaomo opened his mouth, and there were countless mud horses galloping and roaring in his heart.
——I'm not stupid, of course I know that racial promiscuity can cause accidents, people... people... just want to kiss...
——It's a pity that I have lived for so long without even having my first kiss. The Marquis is a peerless beauty after all, is there any...
Z didn't see that Zhao Xiaomo was actually very upset when he was treated lightly by foreigners. After hearing this, he didn't even want to correct him: "Ah Mo, you haven't had your first kiss. If you call lip contact a kiss, me and Y..."
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Director, go to sleep for a while, I will call you later if I have something to do?
Seeing Zhao Xiaomo's flushed face and unsteady breathing, X sympathetically pulled out the handkerchief in his front pocket, wiped the dense sweat on his forehead, and sighed: "Look at how scared you are, how pitiful...don't be afraid, fellow Federal employees, helping each other is the right thing to do."
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Hey, I hate you...
——Give me back that mobile phone pendant, I won't give it to you...
Y thought it was about time for him to appear on stage, so he lifted the curtain gracefully, stood between X and Zhao Xiaomo gracefully, and nodded indifferently to the man whose appearance changed: "Hello, we meet again."
X politely returned the salute, then took out a small notebook and began to record: "I am your superior by reason, and you have been hiding outside just now and didn't take the initiative to greet me, which is an act of slight contempt for the Federation."
Y clenched his fists, turned his head and explained to Zhao Xiaomo in a deep voice: "You should thank Mr. Special Commissioner, the Marquis used a charm on you just now, in fact, it was to test your identity. Mr. blocked it for you, and did it with actions." Guaranteed, so we should not be challenged again."
Zhao Xiaomo's eyes widened in surprise, and Y's statement was also confirmed by Z: "The Marquis is not stupid, you are as thin as dry wood, definitely not suitable for reproduction."
Zhao Xiaomo looked at X gratefully, and the latter gave him a faint smile.
Zhao Xiaomo lowered his head in embarrassment.
——Why don't you explain...
——Sure enough, we are still righteous people, we are still good buddies...
——I kind of miss Mr. Cheng Baiyu, the special commissioner. This appearance feels weird...
The melody of the last waltz sounded in the hall, and the vampires danced in pairs.
X stretched out his hand to Zhao Xiaomo:
"Dance the last dance with me, and I'll tell you about all the vampires present."
17. File 5.3
send vampireballwaltz, very nice
Mr. X is actually very helpless. The last waltz is the highlight of the banquet. As one of the top three blood clans, he must lead the dance.
Vampires do not have the so-called life of human beings. Their body/fluid is cold, and their bodies are extremely cold.It just so happens that Mr. X comes from a planet with a warm and suitable climate, just like African lions hate Antarctic penguins. For Mr. X, blood-sucking people like ice bricks are absolutely unwilling to touch.
Before this, when he was still adjusting his mentality to meet the cold body of the blood-sucking people without any warmth, it was considered an acquaintance. Another hot-blooded Zhao Xiaomo accidentally fell into the eyes of the adults.
This is also the reason why the Marquis almost realized that Zhao Xiaomo was different. Fortunately, X kindly blocked Zhao Xiaomo for her last dance.
In exchange, a little bit of insignificant information can be exchanged for greater trust and a warm body, which is a very profitable deal.
Of course, the above are all from X's statement, and the author reserves the right of final interpretation.
Under Z's coercion and lure, Zhao Xiaomo sacrificed his ego for the benefit of mankind, and dedicated the first waltz in his life to his dear Mr. X.
——Of course, with the development of the plot, future sacrifices are inevitable.
Sports idiot Zhao Xiaomo is naturally an elegant and artistically incompetent person with the same hands and feet. Fortunately, X hugged his slender and fleshless waist very considerately, and the strength of his hands was just right to make Zhao Xiaomo neither too heavy nor too light. Lift the body up and hang about 2cm above the ground.
With a charming smile, X took graceful dance steps, like holding an inflatable doll, effortlessly doing the standard steps of the waltz to the beautiful dance music - turning in circles.
Zhao Xiaomo resisted the urge to vomit, and tried to remember X's information about the blood race in countless spins.
At this time, the noble men and women circling in a more conspicuous position on their left were naturally the Marquis Lilith and her titular husband, Count Dracula.This pair of CPs, who pioneered unrestricted marriage between husband and wife, have loved and killed each other for tens of thousands of years, with constant grievances and entanglements.
X led Zhao Xiaomo around deftly, and this time, a pair of handsome males appeared next to them as if glued together by 505 glue.The stronger and older one nestled its head on the shoulder of the skinny boy who was hugging him tightly, with a gentle and serene expression.
X approached Zhao Xiaomo's ear and whispered: "These two are Sir John the Great and the Great, representing the wealthy farmers in the south. The current family leader is the son Sir John the Younger, a very friendly father and son."
According to the way X gave him, Zhao Xiaomo raised his head arrogantly and nodded slightly at the two of them. Unfortunately, the two were obviously attracted by the music, closed their eyes and immersed themselves in the romantic dance steps, and ignored Zhao Xiaomo's intentions at all.
X did not give Zhao Xiaomo a chance to be frustrated, and turned gracefully to the Roman pool on the other side of the hall.There, two sweet blond girls with exactly the same appearance were sitting by the pool with their knees bent. The girl in the blue dress was holding a golden comb to comb her twin sister's hair. From time to time, she scooped up a handful of clear pool water and ran it down the girl's neck. Slowly falling, the white gauze on the chest of the girl with the same face as hers was soaked, highlighting her beautiful figure.
Zhao Xiaomo looked straight and swallowed.However, his eyes were covered by X's palm, and he could only hear him say in a low voice: "Sister Rose, who represents the West, these two little girls who are not educated, you'd better not provoke them."
Before it could be fully recorded, the dance track ended on a final spin. X threw away Zhao Xiaomo, stepped back half a step appropriately, folded his arms and smiled: "What do you think of them?"
Zhao Xiaomo nodded: "The blood-sucking tribe is a group that disturbs the foundation of great harmony in the world."
X: "..."
In fact, Zhao Xiaomo misunderstood. At this time, there are male, female and female groups dancing like butterflies in the hall.It's not because of the natural habits of vampires, it's purely because under the eyes of Your Excellency the Marquis, males are afraid of females, and females... dare not provoke males.
It's a pity that the blood-sucking tribe still reproduces heterosexually, and the Marquis holds the reproductive power of the entire population. She is everyone's mother, grandmother, grandmother, great-grandmother, great-grandmother, great-great...
Zhao Xiaomo is not interested in the popular science of the blood race, so he couldn't help interrupting X: "Eh... sir, I already know the representatives of the South and the West, what about the North and the East?"
X likes Zhao Xiaomo's ignorant and seeking knowledge eyes very much at this time, and is willing to answer any difficult problems in life for him.He patted Zhao Xiaomo on the shoulder and smiled: "I represent the north, but I will remain neutral; the representative of the east...is you."
Zhao Xiaomo: "...Director?!"
Z put down the comic book in his hand: "Well, what he said is correct. I forgot to say before that the oriental vampire I swallowed is the representative of the east, and you replaced him."
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Why is it always me who is deceived...
The director seemed unreliable, so Zhao Xiaomo grabbed X: "Sir, what exactly do the representatives want?"
X once again satisfied Zhao Xiaomo's thirst for knowledge: "Debate."
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
— Hay?
Looking at the incomprehensible and helpless eyes of human beings, X sighed, touched Zhao Xiaomo's face, although he couldn't bear it, he still said the whole thing:
"Debate first, then eat."
***
In the magnificent hall of the main hall of Dracula Castle, beautiful men and women sit on both sides of the hall. In the front row of them, several representatives of the Quartet stand silently, waiting for Count Dracula, the king of blood, to announce the start of the debate .
Vampires are really a magical race, and acting is their forte.So they decided to adopt the method of parliamentary debate, which has the characteristics of the earth, to decide whether to stay or not.Now the representatives of the Quartet are all dressed up as wise men in ancient Rome, wearing olive branches on their heads, naked/naked, and only covered with a white robe with bare shoulders.
From time to time, Zhao Xiaomo mentions the shoulder straps of Dongfang representative's robe, which is obviously several sizes larger than him, for fear that if he is not careful, he will have a good time and commit atrocities of playing hooligans in public.
X glanced at his exposed collarbone area and wondered where all those things called glutinous rice balls or hamburgers that this guy eats grow?
Count Dracula tapped the ground with his cane, and all the commotion in the hall stopped instantly.
The ancient Roman parliamentary debate officially began.
The issue was simple: to leave or not to leave.
The staunch supporter of the Do Not Leave faction is the young Sir John. The beautiful blond boy is much more eloquent than the two red-haired twins Zhao Xiaomo knew.
Zhao Xiaomo sighed in admiration, big J and little J sneezed at the same time at the base, the latter thoughtfully took off his shirt and wrapped his brother tightly.
Back to the debate.The powerful blond boy waved his arms like a leader: "Compatriots, it's too early for us to leave, because," he clapped his hands, and a subordinate pulled a man in. The brim of his hat hid the face of the visitor.
Little John grabbed the man's wrist, raised his hand and pulled it hard, and the black robe fell to the ground, revealing a graceful naked/naked body.
It was a human girl, and the girl was terrified, looking at the greedy demons surrounding her with tears and trembling.
The vampires began to commotion.
Little John grabbed the girl's hair and forced her to look up so that everyone present could see her exquisite appearance clearly.The boy stretched out his sharp fingertips and drew a deep gash on the girl's face.
Scarlet blood flowed down the girl's face, and she let out a shrill cry.
The vampires became more and more agitated.
The evil and beautiful boy put his blood-stained finger in his mouth, and showed his compatriots with a seductive expression how extremely sweet that blood is.
Several of the vampires stood up uncontrollably.
The tip of Little John's tongue gently licked the girl's face, and he smiled: "My compatriots, we have wandered for so many light years, looking for the best food place in the universe, and now, we have finally found it. So many On such a long journey, how have we ever encountered such a delicacy? Why should we give up such a delicacy? My compatriots, should we leave? "
The vampires are shouting: "Don't leave!"
Little John's advocacy was very successful, and the blood races were in high spirits. Even Count Dracula squinted his eyes and seemed to be thinking.
The two beauties from the Western style continue to comb their hair while the other plays with water.
The Marquis Lilith... She is looking around for a new round of mating partners.
The boy showed a provocative smile to Zhao Xiaomo. In order to further seduce his people, the handsome boy opened his lips and covered the girl's slender neck, and endless greed flashed in his red pupils.
Zhao Xiaomo couldn't bear to rush up since the human girl appeared on the stage. He didn't dare to be a hero, but he couldn't just watch his compatriots being destroyed.It's a pity that Y firmly held down his shoulder.
Zhao Xiaomo growled at Y angrily: "Deputy director, please stop him!"
——This was the first time he was arrogant in front of his boss.
Standing beside him with a small notebook carefully recorded, the pseudo-northern representative and pseudo-commissioner X stopped his pen and said indifferently: "Little Mo, what vampires do is no different from what you humans eat chicken, duck and fish. This is their The federation has no right to stop the species habits. Species compete and the survival of the fittest. Sorry, human beings are currently at the bottom of the universe food chain."
Z also put away his teasing tone, with a flat voice without ups and downs: "Amo, what he said is not wrong... I like you very much, but it does not mean that Y and I have any obligation to help other human beings. Sorry, our work It is to maintain the history of the earth and the balance of the universe, not to save mankind."
Zhao Xiaomo clenched his fists, his eyes were red.
——Do we deserve to be food because we are inferior?
——so you want me to pretend nothing happened and watch innocent girls get devoured?
X saw Zhao Xiaomo's reddish eyes, his heart twitched, he sighed and said loudly: "Little John, what you said is very interesting. But it's not time to enjoy it now, please allow the representative of Dongfang to discuss his point of view."
——He still relented.
Zhao Xiaomo looked at X gratefully, and the latter looked at him with a smile, feeling very grateful.
Viscount Louis came forward to stop him, but Little John had no choice but to let go of the girl.All the vampires turned their faces to Zhao Xiaomo, waiting for his debate.
Zhao Xiaomo clenched her lips, feeling very nervous.
It was precisely because of X's presence that the mess of the debate that should have been conducted by Director Z, who was supposed to have a stronger aura and stronger tongue, fell on Zhao Xiaomo.
Zhao Xiaomo is not a particularly eloquent person, but the moment of crisis can stimulate people's unlimited potential and create logical and clear arguments.
Zhao Xiaomo refuted Little John's arguments in two ways.
First, although the food field on the earth is beautiful, it is full of dangers. For example, it is full of ultraviolet rays that can cause fatal damage to vampires, forcing vampires to live in dark lairs, life without light and color.
The twin girls by the pool were very interested in this argument, and the wet woman thought deeply: "I often go to the hot springs with my sister to play, but unfortunately it's too dark for me to see my sister's body clearly."
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——Beauty, please discuss your perverted hobbies in private.
Zhao Xiaomo's second point of view is to follow the theory of sustainable development and combine the scientific data provided by Y.According to the brutal eating ability of the blood race and the reproduction rate of the earth's population, perhaps in a few hundred years, when the blood race has become accustomed to the fact that they can no longer leave human blood, there are probably not many edible humans left on the earth.
Queen Lilith was very touched by this point, nodded and said: "Well, maybe we should wait until humans have accumulated a sufficient number before coming back."
Zhao Xiaomo: "..."
——The earth will definitely not become your livestock farm, because in another three centuries, human beings will be the advanced civilization of the Federation, LEVELA, and you will not be able to touch it!
——So let’s fool these guys away first.
The blood clans began to whisper and discuss.All eyes are on their highest decision-makers.
Count Dracula stroked the ruby on the cane, pondered for a moment, and then ordered majesticly: "Except for the representatives of the Quartet, everyone else should leave. I, Louis and Lilith will start voting."
The vampires had to file out.Only Zhao Xiaomo, Big and Big John, Lala Rose, the top three blood clans, and Y were left in the hall.
Zhao Xiaomo held his breath and made friends with Z: "Director, I think Little John is X's spy, only he is the most keen to stay."——He wants to avenge the earth girl.
Z said lightly: "Well, I need to look at the situation again."
Count Dracula shook off the cloak on his shoulders, stepped down from the throne majestically, and walked towards Zhao Xiaomo.
He smiled coldly: "Your Excellency's point of view is very interesting and almost convinced me, but," he suddenly grabbed Zhao Xiaomo's neck and held Zhao Xiaomo in the air, his eyes turned blood red, and his mouth showed sharp fangs: "Can you please explain how you, as a human, got into our banquet?"
Y's face turned cold, and he raised his hand to take off the blindfold.The Marquis Lilith led the sisters John and Rose to step forward in an instant, and surrounded Y with a fierce look on their faces.
2:7, a fierce fight seems inevitable.
X stood with his arms crossed in his spare time, looking at the human being whose neck was stuck in the air with a painful face, and sent his thoughts into his mind: "Xiao Mo, it's already this time, shouldn't you invite Director Z to come out? "
Zhao Xiaomo gritted his teeth and glared at the special commissioner who was alone.
——You really know everything!
——It’s so uncomfortable... I’m about to be strangled to death...
X's provocation successfully aroused Director Z's anger.Zhao Xiaomo lowered his head, and when he raised his head again, violent anger accumulated in his black eyes.
Z said to Count Dracula coldly: "You only have 0.1 second, let go of this body, or I will swallow you immediately."
Y frowned worriedly, Z he came out by himself again...
What happened next was completely beyond Zhao Xiaomo's expectations.
Count Dracula saw that Z had revealed the spirit body right hand, the corner of his majestic mouth twitched, and immediately put Zhao Xiaomo down.Then……
—— He suddenly bowed down in front of Z, his eyes filled with ecstasy: "Master Z, is it really you?! Is it really you?! You actually came to the villain's humble house... I... I am terrified... "
Zhao Xiaomo, Z and Y: (⊙o⊙)...
At the same time, Lilith, sisters John, Rose, and sisters also put away their fierce expressions, and the blood races who had just left suddenly poured into the hall from all directions, cheering Count Dracula:
"Happy Birthday! My Lord!"
Zhao Xiaomo, Z and Y: (⊙o⊙)...
Today is Count Dracula's XXXXXXXXXX birthday, and the whole blood clan gathered together and held this grand party for his birthday.The Countess Lilith, who has been close/loved by the Earl for many years, even prepared an unexpected surprise for the Earl.
Z, that sad surprise...
The strongest Z in the universe according to official records has many admirers throughout the interstellar world, and Count Dracula is one of his most die-hard NC fans.The Earl's greatest wish in his life was to meet Lord Z with his own eyes.
Now he has not only fulfilled his dream for many years, Mr. Z also came to his birthday party in person, such joy almost made Count Dracula have a heart attack.
—if that part can be called a heart.
Zhao Xiaomo (Z) and Y were invited to the VIP seat immediately, and they continued to maintain: (⊙o⊙)…
The cheerful waltz sounded again, and the grand banquet continued.
Count Dracula promised Z that all blood races would evacuate the earth. Z was about to be mad at being cheated, but the Marquis Lilith whispered to him, "My lord, if you forgive us and stay until the earl's birthday party is over, we won't touch those 50 human virgins." .Otherwise...you can only swallow the whole vampire to prevent us from eating."
Z can't bear the felony of destroying a race, but he can't bear Zhao Xiaomo's coquettish hugging his thigh: "Director...you are the best, please please..."
So Z decided to sell face to Zhao Xiaomo, and endured the earl's adoring gaze with a dark face, waited until the end of the banquet with a dark face, and watched the blood clan board the departing spaceship with a dark face.
Z: "Zhao Xiaomo, remember what you owe me!"
Zhao Xiaomo: "Yes, Sir! Director, let me squeeze your shoulders for you~"
***
On the bloodship's spaceship, X propped his head up, looking out the window at the interstellar passageway as brilliant as the aurora.
The alluring woman walked in quietly.
The woman was well aware of X's habits, so she didn't dare to make mistakes. She buried her head low and knelt at X's feet: "My lord, thank you."
X turned his head and rushed to the queen
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