Xianzun's little snake is sweet and flirtatious
Chapter 1 Is it cold?Wear long johns!
It's night, dark clouds overwhelm the top.
Comrade Jiang Jiu laughed wildly in the clouds, flying at a speed of 180 miles, feeling free and happy.
Dear mother, I have worked hard for 800 years after crossing, and finally kept the clouds open to see the moon. As long as I succeed in this challenge, I can transform into a real dragon. From then on, I will start the Dragon Aotian mode, with countless treasures in my hands and three thousand beauties in my arms !
"Oh my god, just thinking about it makes me so excited!"
Jiang Jiu took a sip of saliva, the corners of his mouth almost cracked to the base of his ears.
The so-called begging for seals means that spirits and monsters come to the human world after they have cultivated to a certain level, and ask the first person they meet: "What do I look like?" Cultivation is destroyed once.
There was an element of gambling in this matter, but Jiang Jiu didn't panic in the slightest.When he flew over a lake, he looked down. The water surface reflected his strong and mighty body, which was more than ten feet long. Five toes, this is clearly what a dragon looks like!
"It's settled, even if he meets a blind man, he will say that I look like a dragon!"
Then he can produce dragon balls and become a real dragon. From then on, he can call the wind and rain, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life!
Yo Ho—
Jiang Jiu let out a cheer, and flung himself about in the clouds, when suddenly a bright light caught his attention, and when he took a closer look, it turned out to be a mountain peak.
It was the middle of winter in the world at this time, and it snowed heavily for several days, and the mountain was covered with a large area of white, and the red area made people want to find out more.
Jiang Jiu swooped down, getting closer, his eyes widened, and he even forgot to breathe.
That piece of red was a plum forest in full bloom, but it wasn't the red plums that surprised Jiang Jiu, but the man beside the plum tree.
How to describe that man's elegance?
He stood leaning against the plum blossoms, with picturesque eyebrows, the coldness around him overwhelmed the color of snow, and the fiery plum blossoms did not infect him at all.
Luomei Lingling flew into his wine glass, and he drank it in one gulp without showing any superfluous expression.
He just lowered his head slightly, not knowing where to look, his eyes were dim, and he couldn't see a trace of emotion.
Jiang Jiu was almost stagnant in mid-air, staring blankly. After a while, he moved his eyes a little, and his mind started to run slowly again, thinking about other things.
——Well, there is an Adam's apple, so this is a big brother. Watching those actors in TV dramas who can distinguish between men and women at a glance, I thought it was an exaggeration in a novel that seeing the ultimate appearance can break through gender or something.
——Oh, the fluttering sleeves look really good-looking, but he is so thin, isn't he cold in this winter?
Jiang Jiu was puzzled when the beauty over there put her fist to her lips and coughed twice.
In his previous life, Jiang Jiu was a student of a fairly good sports school, he had no adventures or setbacks, he went to a normal school, grew up normally, became a member of the Appearance Association, and always paid extra attention to good-looking people and tolerance.
This kind of beauty is rare in the sky. Now the beauty coughed twice, making very little movement, but it aroused pity in Jiang Jiu's heart.
——Look, he must not be wearing long johns, and the wine looks like it's not smoking, so it must be cold wine. It's such a long winter, so whoever coughs if he doesn't cough.
Jiang Jiu was an orphan in his previous life. He took care of himself for 18 years. It was cost-effective to add clothes and meals when he was cold. Sew some long johns or something.
He really intends to rush down to give someone a pair of long johns to wear, but he is here to ask for a seal, and the first sentence he opens his mouth must be "What do I look like?" It is related to his future happiness, and the long johns matter must Back a little bit.
But you see how distressing it is for a beauty to suffer from the cold!
After struggling for a while, this guy patted his forehead in his heart, thinking that I am not a tiger!This is a cultivation text, so it's too easy to keep warm!
The plum tree was cleaned up. He didn't see the dead branches as firewood. He rolled his big eyes and stared at the plum tree beside the beauty.
Dangerous Plum Tree Dangerous
Although the plum blossoms are beautiful, the beauties are even more beautiful, so I'm sorry, you have to go one, two, three——
Jiang Jiu opened his mouth and a fireball flew away, and the plum trees beside the beauty immediately burst into flames.
It's a pity that people are still as motionless as a mountain, as if Jiang Jiu is just a playful child, he doesn't even give him a look.
The flames shone on the beautiful face like jade, and Jiang, who was once again attacked by the beauty, couldn't catch his breath just now, and choked himself hard.
He was coughing non-stop. Poor Merlin, being touched by his spouting sparks, he immediately burned up.
The beauty was finally disturbed by this movement, as if annoyed that his solitary drinking was disturbed, he frowned slightly, but he didn't want to fuss with the unexpected guest, and turned to leave.
Jiang Jiu became anxious immediately, why did the predestined person leave before he asked this!Not caring about his coughing nose and tears, he panicked and said in a rough Chinese accent, "Tie Zi, don't go! What do you think I look like?"
The beauty paused slightly as she left, and finally raised her eyes to look at him after a while.
Jiang Jiu remembered the gaze at that moment for a lifetime.
In the eyes of the beauty, the ice and snow melted into spring water, like the sparkling lake surface when the sky suddenly broke. He smiled lightly and said, "Little snake."
That smile was too gentle, as if Jiang Jiuyu was some kind of rare treasure to him. The obsessed Jiang didn't even notice that his cultivation base disappeared when he failed to win the seal, and automatically returned to his original form and fell from the sky until he was slapped by a beauty. After receiving it in his hand, the guy came back to his senses with a dazed look on his face.
"Uncle! I'll come as soon as I see the fire, are you okay!"
In an instant, the clean Merlin became noisy and crowded, and disciples who were guarding and patrolling from the bottom of the mountain rushed over, all of them stretching their heads and looking forward.
The one at the head was dressed in red, looking like a small firecracker, jumping up and down: "Uncle, Uncle! Are you okay! Which bastard dares to break into Changliu Peak? Let's see if I don't chop him up!" Feed the dog!"
This man is not big, but he has a good temper.
That Jiang Jiu is not without a temper, Gou Ri's original ten-year-old bid for the title failed for no reason, and the 800-year cultivation base is gone!This kid in red who came out of nowhere wanted to chop him up and feed him to the dogs?I can fuck you!
Jiang Jiu was so angry that he straightened his body and was about to line up, and then he was pushed from head to tail by a pair of cool hands.
Ah - comfortable~
Jiang Jiu turned his head to look up, and was hit again by the 360-degree beauty with no dead angle, and forgot to get angry for a moment.
The boy in red finally noticed Jiang Jiu, looked at it twice, and asked doubtfully, "This snake... seems to have faded?"
Jiangjiu was bubbling comfortably, thinking in a daze: ah...why did it fade...wait!fade? !
Shocked, he quickly looked at himself, and sure enough, the miniature scales, which had shrunk countless times, revealed some pink, and then looked at the beauty's hands, some black powder was stained on them.
Jiang Jiu: No——!Lao Tzu's vest --!
"Yingzhao." The cold and deep voice touched like broken ice, the beauty twisted her fingers and said, "Don't panic. Let's go."
"But master, this fire...?"
The beauty didn't say any more, she raised her hand and poured the remaining wine in the cup towards the edge of the plum blossom, but the raindrops fell, miraculously, only fell towards the fire, and quickly extinguished the fire.
Then he turned and left.
Yingzhao was puzzled, and wanted to take a closer look at that strange snake, but unfortunately, his uncle held the little snake in Xuxu's hands, blocking it tightly.
He scratched his head and turned around a few times, and suddenly found that the protective barrier of Changliu Peak was intact, and there was no sign of being triggered.
"Strange, could it be that the uncle lit the fire by himself?"
He didn't have a clue, so he had to call other disciples to hula la and went down the mountain together, not disturbing the uncle's cleanliness anymore, he thought he had to ask for some flowers and trees, and tidy up the plum garden of the uncle.
But on Jiang Jiu's side, he struggled to tear his eyes away from the beauty's face, looked around, panicked, and asked, "Big brother, you, where are you taking me?"
With his current small stature, don't just take him to a bar!
Jiang Jiu thought that he had to explain that although he liked beauties, he didn't want to be a flirt.
"Well, I'm the big brother, you know, I'm not a bad person... a bad snake, I'm actually here to ask for a title... Oh, that's not right!"
Jiang Jiu finally came to his senses, seeing how he extinguished Huolu just now, then this buddy must be a monk, right?Then does he know that spirits have such a thing as begging for seals? !
Then we have no grudges in the past, and we have no grudges in the present, so you fucking made me lose my cultivation? !You little boy is still a femme fatale!
Now it's all right, no amount of beauty can quench Jiang Jiu's desire to fight!
"Let go! Let's go hand in hand! I didn't expect that! You are so hurt! You, oh, let me go! Look, I won't kill you!!!"
Jiang Jiu was thumping so hard that he almost tied himself into a Chinese knot, but unfortunately the hand holding him was like Wuzhishan, he couldn't get it out of his life.
Seeing someone walk into the house and put him in a basin, Jiang Jiu saw the opportunity and bit the man's finger!
The beauty looked at him indifferently, let him bite, and gently rubbed him again with the other hand.
Jiang Jiu stared at him for a while with a pair of burgundy peas, then let go of his mouth in frustration, and bumped his head against the edge of the basin.
——As expected, I was forgotten by the time-traveling god!People can travel through time by drinking saliva, and they can do anything with a golden finger!What about me!I don't care if I'm not a human being, but at least you make me look amazing!I don't even have fangs! ! !
The warm water slowly submerged his body, his slender fingers held the handkerchief and gently wiped Jiangjiu's scales, the black powder was washed away little by little, Jiangjiu glanced at the reflection on the shining basin , a coiled snake about the size of a bracelet was also looking at him.
Take a look at those scales, they are pink, old and young.
Jiang Jiu bumped his head against the rim of the basin again, thinking, I'll just die!What kind of thing is this fanciful? It doesn't fit his masculine design at all!
The black powder is the coal and charcoal that Jiang Jiu collected for a long time in order to make himself more like a powerful dragon and increase the success rate of conquest. He ground it up little by little and carefully applied it to the scales to cover the spots he doesn't like very much. The pink scales are all right now, they have all been washed and dissolved in the water, just like his Long Aotian mode saying goodbye.
Jiang Jiu subconsciously bit the pearl in his mouth, hoping that people, ah no, Snake could do it all over again...
Dry!What about Laozi beads? !Where is my only golden finger? !
Comrade Jiang Jiu laughed wildly in the clouds, flying at a speed of 180 miles, feeling free and happy.
Dear mother, I have worked hard for 800 years after crossing, and finally kept the clouds open to see the moon. As long as I succeed in this challenge, I can transform into a real dragon. From then on, I will start the Dragon Aotian mode, with countless treasures in my hands and three thousand beauties in my arms !
"Oh my god, just thinking about it makes me so excited!"
Jiang Jiu took a sip of saliva, the corners of his mouth almost cracked to the base of his ears.
The so-called begging for seals means that spirits and monsters come to the human world after they have cultivated to a certain level, and ask the first person they meet: "What do I look like?" Cultivation is destroyed once.
There was an element of gambling in this matter, but Jiang Jiu didn't panic in the slightest.When he flew over a lake, he looked down. The water surface reflected his strong and mighty body, which was more than ten feet long. Five toes, this is clearly what a dragon looks like!
"It's settled, even if he meets a blind man, he will say that I look like a dragon!"
Then he can produce dragon balls and become a real dragon. From then on, he can call the wind and rain, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life!
Yo Ho—
Jiang Jiu let out a cheer, and flung himself about in the clouds, when suddenly a bright light caught his attention, and when he took a closer look, it turned out to be a mountain peak.
It was the middle of winter in the world at this time, and it snowed heavily for several days, and the mountain was covered with a large area of white, and the red area made people want to find out more.
Jiang Jiu swooped down, getting closer, his eyes widened, and he even forgot to breathe.
That piece of red was a plum forest in full bloom, but it wasn't the red plums that surprised Jiang Jiu, but the man beside the plum tree.
How to describe that man's elegance?
He stood leaning against the plum blossoms, with picturesque eyebrows, the coldness around him overwhelmed the color of snow, and the fiery plum blossoms did not infect him at all.
Luomei Lingling flew into his wine glass, and he drank it in one gulp without showing any superfluous expression.
He just lowered his head slightly, not knowing where to look, his eyes were dim, and he couldn't see a trace of emotion.
Jiang Jiu was almost stagnant in mid-air, staring blankly. After a while, he moved his eyes a little, and his mind started to run slowly again, thinking about other things.
——Well, there is an Adam's apple, so this is a big brother. Watching those actors in TV dramas who can distinguish between men and women at a glance, I thought it was an exaggeration in a novel that seeing the ultimate appearance can break through gender or something.
——Oh, the fluttering sleeves look really good-looking, but he is so thin, isn't he cold in this winter?
Jiang Jiu was puzzled when the beauty over there put her fist to her lips and coughed twice.
In his previous life, Jiang Jiu was a student of a fairly good sports school, he had no adventures or setbacks, he went to a normal school, grew up normally, became a member of the Appearance Association, and always paid extra attention to good-looking people and tolerance.
This kind of beauty is rare in the sky. Now the beauty coughed twice, making very little movement, but it aroused pity in Jiang Jiu's heart.
——Look, he must not be wearing long johns, and the wine looks like it's not smoking, so it must be cold wine. It's such a long winter, so whoever coughs if he doesn't cough.
Jiang Jiu was an orphan in his previous life. He took care of himself for 18 years. It was cost-effective to add clothes and meals when he was cold. Sew some long johns or something.
He really intends to rush down to give someone a pair of long johns to wear, but he is here to ask for a seal, and the first sentence he opens his mouth must be "What do I look like?" It is related to his future happiness, and the long johns matter must Back a little bit.
But you see how distressing it is for a beauty to suffer from the cold!
After struggling for a while, this guy patted his forehead in his heart, thinking that I am not a tiger!This is a cultivation text, so it's too easy to keep warm!
The plum tree was cleaned up. He didn't see the dead branches as firewood. He rolled his big eyes and stared at the plum tree beside the beauty.
Dangerous Plum Tree Dangerous
Although the plum blossoms are beautiful, the beauties are even more beautiful, so I'm sorry, you have to go one, two, three——
Jiang Jiu opened his mouth and a fireball flew away, and the plum trees beside the beauty immediately burst into flames.
It's a pity that people are still as motionless as a mountain, as if Jiang Jiu is just a playful child, he doesn't even give him a look.
The flames shone on the beautiful face like jade, and Jiang, who was once again attacked by the beauty, couldn't catch his breath just now, and choked himself hard.
He was coughing non-stop. Poor Merlin, being touched by his spouting sparks, he immediately burned up.
The beauty was finally disturbed by this movement, as if annoyed that his solitary drinking was disturbed, he frowned slightly, but he didn't want to fuss with the unexpected guest, and turned to leave.
Jiang Jiu became anxious immediately, why did the predestined person leave before he asked this!Not caring about his coughing nose and tears, he panicked and said in a rough Chinese accent, "Tie Zi, don't go! What do you think I look like?"
The beauty paused slightly as she left, and finally raised her eyes to look at him after a while.
Jiang Jiu remembered the gaze at that moment for a lifetime.
In the eyes of the beauty, the ice and snow melted into spring water, like the sparkling lake surface when the sky suddenly broke. He smiled lightly and said, "Little snake."
That smile was too gentle, as if Jiang Jiuyu was some kind of rare treasure to him. The obsessed Jiang didn't even notice that his cultivation base disappeared when he failed to win the seal, and automatically returned to his original form and fell from the sky until he was slapped by a beauty. After receiving it in his hand, the guy came back to his senses with a dazed look on his face.
"Uncle! I'll come as soon as I see the fire, are you okay!"
In an instant, the clean Merlin became noisy and crowded, and disciples who were guarding and patrolling from the bottom of the mountain rushed over, all of them stretching their heads and looking forward.
The one at the head was dressed in red, looking like a small firecracker, jumping up and down: "Uncle, Uncle! Are you okay! Which bastard dares to break into Changliu Peak? Let's see if I don't chop him up!" Feed the dog!"
This man is not big, but he has a good temper.
That Jiang Jiu is not without a temper, Gou Ri's original ten-year-old bid for the title failed for no reason, and the 800-year cultivation base is gone!This kid in red who came out of nowhere wanted to chop him up and feed him to the dogs?I can fuck you!
Jiang Jiu was so angry that he straightened his body and was about to line up, and then he was pushed from head to tail by a pair of cool hands.
Ah - comfortable~
Jiang Jiu turned his head to look up, and was hit again by the 360-degree beauty with no dead angle, and forgot to get angry for a moment.
The boy in red finally noticed Jiang Jiu, looked at it twice, and asked doubtfully, "This snake... seems to have faded?"
Jiangjiu was bubbling comfortably, thinking in a daze: ah...why did it fade...wait!fade? !
Shocked, he quickly looked at himself, and sure enough, the miniature scales, which had shrunk countless times, revealed some pink, and then looked at the beauty's hands, some black powder was stained on them.
Jiang Jiu: No——!Lao Tzu's vest --!
"Yingzhao." The cold and deep voice touched like broken ice, the beauty twisted her fingers and said, "Don't panic. Let's go."
"But master, this fire...?"
The beauty didn't say any more, she raised her hand and poured the remaining wine in the cup towards the edge of the plum blossom, but the raindrops fell, miraculously, only fell towards the fire, and quickly extinguished the fire.
Then he turned and left.
Yingzhao was puzzled, and wanted to take a closer look at that strange snake, but unfortunately, his uncle held the little snake in Xuxu's hands, blocking it tightly.
He scratched his head and turned around a few times, and suddenly found that the protective barrier of Changliu Peak was intact, and there was no sign of being triggered.
"Strange, could it be that the uncle lit the fire by himself?"
He didn't have a clue, so he had to call other disciples to hula la and went down the mountain together, not disturbing the uncle's cleanliness anymore, he thought he had to ask for some flowers and trees, and tidy up the plum garden of the uncle.
But on Jiang Jiu's side, he struggled to tear his eyes away from the beauty's face, looked around, panicked, and asked, "Big brother, you, where are you taking me?"
With his current small stature, don't just take him to a bar!
Jiang Jiu thought that he had to explain that although he liked beauties, he didn't want to be a flirt.
"Well, I'm the big brother, you know, I'm not a bad person... a bad snake, I'm actually here to ask for a title... Oh, that's not right!"
Jiang Jiu finally came to his senses, seeing how he extinguished Huolu just now, then this buddy must be a monk, right?Then does he know that spirits have such a thing as begging for seals? !
Then we have no grudges in the past, and we have no grudges in the present, so you fucking made me lose my cultivation? !You little boy is still a femme fatale!
Now it's all right, no amount of beauty can quench Jiang Jiu's desire to fight!
"Let go! Let's go hand in hand! I didn't expect that! You are so hurt! You, oh, let me go! Look, I won't kill you!!!"
Jiang Jiu was thumping so hard that he almost tied himself into a Chinese knot, but unfortunately the hand holding him was like Wuzhishan, he couldn't get it out of his life.
Seeing someone walk into the house and put him in a basin, Jiang Jiu saw the opportunity and bit the man's finger!
The beauty looked at him indifferently, let him bite, and gently rubbed him again with the other hand.
Jiang Jiu stared at him for a while with a pair of burgundy peas, then let go of his mouth in frustration, and bumped his head against the edge of the basin.
——As expected, I was forgotten by the time-traveling god!People can travel through time by drinking saliva, and they can do anything with a golden finger!What about me!I don't care if I'm not a human being, but at least you make me look amazing!I don't even have fangs! ! !
The warm water slowly submerged his body, his slender fingers held the handkerchief and gently wiped Jiangjiu's scales, the black powder was washed away little by little, Jiangjiu glanced at the reflection on the shining basin , a coiled snake about the size of a bracelet was also looking at him.
Take a look at those scales, they are pink, old and young.
Jiang Jiu bumped his head against the rim of the basin again, thinking, I'll just die!What kind of thing is this fanciful? It doesn't fit his masculine design at all!
The black powder is the coal and charcoal that Jiang Jiu collected for a long time in order to make himself more like a powerful dragon and increase the success rate of conquest. He ground it up little by little and carefully applied it to the scales to cover the spots he doesn't like very much. The pink scales are all right now, they have all been washed and dissolved in the water, just like his Long Aotian mode saying goodbye.
Jiang Jiu subconsciously bit the pearl in his mouth, hoping that people, ah no, Snake could do it all over again...
Dry!What about Laozi beads? !Where is my only golden finger? !
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