Xianzun's little snake is sweet and flirtatious

When Jiang Jiu was young, he heard people talk about the Dream of Red Mansions. After knowing that there was Jia Baoyu who was born with a jade title, he changed his name to Jiang Baozhu, because he was born with jade, and later there were sisters Lin and Bao; Just the one with the beads, change your name, maybe you can have two fairy-like sisters in the future.

Of course, he didn't like the name after being teased for being a girl after he entered junior high school, so he changed it back and called it Jiang Jiu.

He didn't have a name. According to the head of the orphanage, he was picked up near the hospital. The umbilical cord hadn't even fallen off. He was lying naked in the garbage dump, crying pitifully, with the only thing on his body. It was just a bead held in his little hand.

The beads are as bright red as blood, and there seems to be brilliance flowing inside, very beautiful. The word "Jiangjiu" is engraved on it, and the material cannot be identified.

The dean said that he probably grabbed them randomly in the garbage dump, but Jiang Jiu didn't care, he made the beads into earrings and carried them with him every day-this was the only thing that belonged to him, he was an old treasure, and he used it directly The words on the beads made the name.

Facts have proved that this bead is really a treasure - Jiang Jiu thought after being stabbed a few times by thieves.

The last thing he saw before he died was the red light from the bead, which was warm and enthusiastic. When he opened his eyes again, he had been reborn in another world, and the bead was still quietly by his side.

In the following 800 years of practice, the status of this bead has been upgraded from a "treasure" that is worn close to the body to a "golden finger" that is carefully offered every day-he can cultivate from a small snake to a big snake in the deep mountains instead of becoming another. The food on the plate of the beast is because whenever he encounters a fatal danger, the bead will suddenly glow, blocking all attacks for him.

But now, Jiang Jiu's only golden finger after his rebirth was sandwiched between two porcelain-white fingers, and was casually thrown aside.

Jiangjiu, fried!

"You look like a dog, why do you still steal people's things? You stinky shameless!"

Jiang Jiu was swearing, it seemed that he was making noise with swear words, the beauty said indifferently: "Jiang Jiu, don't swear."

Jiang Jiu was taken aback for a moment, but then dismissed it, thinking that he must have guessed my name after seeing the words on the beads.

Tch, it's just a crooked hit.

"Give me back my stuff! That's a baby, don't you know?"

In the basin, Jiangjiu patted the edge of the basin with the tip of his tail irritably.

The water splashed everywhere, and the beauty's sleeves got a little deeper. Jiang Jiu looked at it, and felt some inexplicable pleasure in revenge. He looked up at the beauty, and he still had that indifferent expression, but Jiang Jiu always felt that he seemed a little happy?

Why?Did it happen that he didn't like his clothes?

The feeling of soaring into the air left Jiang Jiu with no time to think about these things. He was scooped up, and the water droplets on his body were wiped dry with a soft cotton cloth. The moment he was put down, Jiang Jiu saw the opportunity, and rushed out to curl up with the tip of his tail. Holding the beads, he hid behind the basin.

He didn't think a basin could cover him, it was just a subconscious behavior, he hugged the beads and prayed silently in his heart.

——Maybe what I took was not Long Aotian’s upgrade script, but the face-slapping script of rebirth and revenge, Goldfinger, if the femme fatale in the back really wants to make wine with me, you have to bless me to be reborn into a powerful characters!

The sound of the basin being removed behind him made Jiang Jiu stiff and his scales exploded, but he was not thrown into the wine bottle.

The beauty held him in the palm of her hand, tried to take out the beads, and said, "You won't need this when you follow me in the future. Loosen your tail."

——This sentence is quite long...ah no!What the hell, who wants to follow you? !

Jiang Jiu rolled the beads even tighter, and cursed: "You're the only one with a big face! Who wants to follow you! Don't grab my things!"

In fact, the beauty can pull out the beads without much effort, Jiang Jiu also knew that his efforts were in vain, but he did not expect that hand to really leave.

"Forget it, it's up to you."

Jiang Jiu heard the beauty say this.

He didn't expect this person to give up easily, and he rolled up the beads vigilantly.The beauty held him in her hand and walked into the inner room.

Jiang Jiu was a little dazed looking at the beauty who had taken off her coat and lay down with her eyes closed.

It wasn't until the sound of deep and long breathing lingered in my ears, and Jiang Jiu, who was placed on the side of the pillow, was sure that he was really asleep.

Jiang Jiu poked his forehead with the tip of his tail, feeling that his IQ was not enough—what's the matter?

Jiang Jiu was surrounded by countless question marks. He tentatively poked the beauty's cheek, until a small prickly dimple appeared. The beauty still had her eyes closed, and her voice was hoarse when she was sleeping: "Don't make trouble. I'm tired."

Until the middle of the night, Jiang Jiu, who had a headache from thinking about it, decided not to think about it anymore. No matter what other people's plans, in his current situation, people are using knives and me as fish and meat. The world is so big, how could there be no shelter for a former human like him?He re-cultivated, and he may not have to stand up in the future, and he will come to revenge at that time!

After thinking this through, Jiang Jiu settled down and began to count the time.

Judging from earth time, [-]:[-] a.m. to [-]:[-] a.m. is the time for deep sleep. Seeing that the time had come, Jiang Jiu quietly crawled out of bed.

In fact, he has no idea at all. He is just a talking and intelligent miniature snake. It seems like a joke to make small movements under the eyes of a monk, but until he climbed out of the threshold and saw Only when he saw the black velvet sky outside did he realize without a sense of reality: I actually crawled out! ?

Either Jiang Jiu had bad luck, or the monk was teasing him, but no matter what, he had to grasp the hope in front of him.

Jiang Jiu thought about the terrain he saw when he looked down from the sky in the first half of the night, and while singing the steel torrent march in his heart, he climbed forward at a speed of 12 minutes.

Go——over the flower saplings on the ground!Passing through the burned plum garden, the way down the mountain is in front of you!

go forward--!

Forward... Hey who is pulling my tail? !

Jiang Jiu was picked up stiffly, looking down at the ground getting farther and farther away from him, his face getting closer and closer to him, and his heart almost jumped out of his throat—it was that little firecracker, Ying trick!

"Where did you get the snake from? Why haven't I seen you before?" Yingzhao frowned and shook the Jiangjiu in his hand.

Jiang Jiu was dizzy from being shaken, resisting the urge to vomit his face and shouted: "Don't, don't shake, let me go!"

Yingzhao blinked, and looked at the little snake in his hand with some surprise.They Huaijiang Mountain is beautiful, and there are many spiritual animals on the mountain, but he is in charge of the inspection and defense mission of Changliu Peak, and there are no spiritual creatures in this place that he does not know, but the snake in front of him is very familiar.

Moreover, since it can speak human words, why doesn't this snake have the aura that a spiritual creature must have?If this little thing doesn't speak, Yingzhao must think it's just an ordinary snake.

Weird!

"Hey! How did you get into Changliu Peak! Tell me honestly, or I will make you look good!"

Yingzhao didn't dare to make loud noises, for fear of disturbing his uncle's cleanliness, but his aura of threatening Jiang Jiu was not weak at all.

Jiang Jiu was carried upside down, and when he heard this, his heart exploded with anger, but he recognized him, this person called the femme fatale in the room Master!He knew that he could not escape so easily!

Anyway, this person doesn't look like a good person, if he falls into his hands, he might not survive, so what are you afraid of!The head fell to the ground but a scar was the size of a bowl. After 18 years, I am a reborn hero again!

"Fart confession! I lost my cultivation because of you, and now you want to stop me from going down the mountain? Are you out of your wits?!"

After thinking for a while, Yingzhao understood, shook his wrist mockingly, and said with a sneer, "I thought it was something, it turned out to be a monster who came to ask for a seal."

He was full of yin and yang, and Jiang Jiu was so angry that he wanted to cut his brains off. He sneered and said, "What's wrong with the monster! Did you eat your rice? There is no one for the monster, and the power of the monster? You hurt me for no reason, can you still be justified!?"

"Don't spitting blood, our Huai Jiangshan is a well-known and decent family, who do you think hurt you!"

Yingzhao pinched Jiangjiu's tail angrily and turned it into a windmill.

Jiang Jiu felt extremely uncomfortable, and the beads were thrown out. He felt a little bit in his heart, thinking that he might not be able to be reborn this time if he died.

The last hope was gone, Jiang Jiu, an honest child who had been kind to others for two lifetimes, was finally inspired to become fierce.

He closed his eyes and turned his heart, and he shouted: "You and your uncle murdered me Jiangjiu! You are insane, and the laws of heaven will not tolerate it! In the future, you will be punished by heaven and die a good death!"

Before he finished speaking, Yingzhao stopped swinging him to vent his anger, but instead put Jiangjiu in his hand.

Jiang Jiu's eyes were darkened, and the peas' eyes turned into mosquito-repellent eyes. Yingzhao's voice was like a 3D surround sound system, with a strong killing intent: "Snake demon, I, Yingzhao, will make you die today. Remember, it's not because you are good at breaking into Changliu Peak, but because you insulted my senior! How could you and other ants be able to offend the immortal head of the human world because of his devotion to the immortal!"

The last word clanged to the ground, and Ying's hand was suddenly dyed with white real fire.

The resentment in Jiang Jiu's heart dissipated with the curse he yelled, and he collapsed in Yingzhao's hands without opening his eyes. Strange to say, he lived two lifetimes, but his dying mood was rare and artistic.

——In my life, I live to live and die because of death. The years are long, and there is nothing to worry about. Why do I live these two times?

The god of death was close at hand, Jiang Jiu was no longer incompetent and furious, he flicked his tail, ready to die in a hollow heart.

But he didn't feel the heat of the blazing real fire for a long time. Instead, he heard Yingzhao's mountain cannon yelling: "Master, master, master?!"

Opening his eyes, that beauty, the old Qing Xianzun Yingzhao was talking about, was leaning on the pillars under the porch, looking at them indifferently.He was wearing a snow-white robe, his long crow-colored hair hung down in the moonlight, and a little messy hair stuck to his cheeks—he looked like he had just woken up.

Yingzhao looked like he had seen a ghost, he didn't dare to take a breath, and asked cautiously: "Master, you, did you fall asleep just now?"

People say to despise the enemy strategically and pay attention to the enemy tactically. Although Jiang Jiu's life is still in the hands of others, the desperation of the situation does not affect his instinct to complain about aliens.

——Isn’t sleeping an instinct of human beings? What’s the fuss about this?

Gu Qing didn't answer Ying Zhao, but just said, "Stop."

Yingzhao was stunned for two seconds before he realized what he was talking about, and quickly extinguished the fire in his hand, although it didn't matter whether he extinguished it or not——Jiang Jiu was protected by a small spherical barrier, and his fire was stunned. It didn't burn until the river wine was covered with scales.

There is no doubt that this enchantment belongs to Guqing.

In the next second, Jiang Jiu returned to Gu Qingshou's heart.

——Yes, the left wolf den and the right tiger den, if I can have a whole corpse, I have accumulated evil virtues in two lifetimes.

Jiang Jiu used self-deprecating to try to ignore the huge sense of powerlessness in his heart.

"Sorry, blame me for being too lax for a while, and not discovering your plight in time."

The autistic Jiang Jiu heard these words from above his head, and for a moment wondered if Gu Qing was mocking him.

But he looked and looked, Gu Qing's eyes were genuinely showing guilt and self-blame, and his fingers gently stroked the scales of Jiangjiu, with a sense of comfort.

Before Jiang Jiu could figure out how to speak, Yingzhao became impatient: "Uncle, don't listen to the nonsense of this snake monster. Whoever stipulates that if the monster race comes to the world to ask for a title, it will definitely succeed. The relationship between humans and monsters is complicated. This snake The demon doesn't know what kind of heart it is, if it succeeds rashly, it will implicate you if it makes a big mistake in the future! After it fails, it will curse you for no reason, which shows that it is narrow-minded and vicious!

The disciple was reckless just now, so I will take him to the precept hall to be punished, and I will not stain your eyes.You, you go back to sleep for a while? "

What Yingzhao said earlier was impassioned, but the tone of the last sentence suddenly changed, as if he was not saying to let Gu Qing sleep, but that Gu Qing was going to fight against Lei Jie to prove the way.

Seeing the hats being put on his head one after another, Jiang Jiu's anger rose again—he will wait a little before he dies, and he has to fight for his breath if he doesn't steam the steamed buns!

"I'm not bad..."

"I can't sleep without him."

Jiang Jiu automatically silenced the last half of his sentence, and looked at the beauty who said that sentence with a complicated face—if a snake could make an expression.

As for Yingzhao, he was like a little rooster with a neck stuck, and after a long time, he looked at Jiang Jiu from indignation and disdain to surprise to gratitude, and finally took a sharp step back and bowed to Jiang Jiu With a ninety-degree bow, the loud voice was as solemn as an oath: "I'm sorry, Mr. Snake, I just offended this junior! This junior will go to the precept hall to receive the punishment on his own! Please let the uncle continue to sleep well!"

After Yingzhao finished speaking, he left neatly, lest he delay Guqing's rest.Seeing him rushing towards the Jietang with a happy face, I didn't know that he thought he was possessed by an evil thing.

——This is unnecessary, right?What is this God unfolding?

Jiang Jiu was dumbfounded.