Xianzun's little snake is sweet and flirtatious

"I'm so stupid, really, I just know that I can't owe strangers casually, I didn't take into account the nature of snakes. My IQ was normal before, but this time I was short-circuited. The thing returned, so I left, and I said, Wuhu, I am free, but the climb became slower and slower, and I realized that it was broken. Although there is snow in Huaijiang Mountain, it has an enchantment! I stepped out of the enchantment , It's winter outside, and I returned the magic weapon that Gu Qing gave me, ordinary snakes are going to hibernate!"

Jiang Jiu burst into tears, and tried to put the snake on the shoulder, but failed, so he gave up, and continued with his emotions: "Brother, although I didn't freeze to death, but look at this old jar."

He pointed to the bottles and cans on the shelves in the room with his tail, and said, "The person who picked me up must want to drink me in wine, for the sake of everyone being a snake with enlightened wisdom." , just let me go! It’s the same root, so why rush it!”

The snake blocking the door was three or four times bigger than Jiang Jiu, and looked like a purple rolling pin. Ren Jiang Jiu didn't move an inch when he spit, and even bit his own tail with his mouth open.

Jiang Jiu: "..."

——I'm afraid this is not a fool!

But Jiang Jiu did feel the aura from this gay Zi, he must be a snake demon with enlightened wisdom?

Before Jiang Jiu could continue to work hard, the sound of pattering footsteps came from a distance. Jiang Jiu's heart trembled, and he immediately crawled back to the original place and pretended to be unconscious—more than one person came back, and now is not a good time to forcefully break through. A must-have skill for the protagonist.

The visitor quickly entered the room, and the one at the head suddenly paused after grabbing gay Zi into his arms, and then made way for the fat man behind him as if nothing had happened.

"Mr. Shen, what are the goods we want?"

"It's all on these shelves inside."

The chubby man waved his hand, and immediately several strong men came in behind and began to move things.

The person called Mr. Shen smiled and asked, "Don't shopkeeper Li inspect the goods?"

"Hey, how many times have we cooperated? It's a shame to say that."

"I am touched by the trust of the shopkeeper Li."

After talking about the scene, Mr. Shen smiled and took out a small jug the size of a palm out of nowhere, and said in a low voice: "This time I improved a little bit, I only needed three drops beforehand...you understand."

The fat man took a quick look around and saw that the strong man was carrying things to load the car, so he quickly put away the flagon, hid it in his sleeve with gratitude on his face, and also lowered his voice, saying: "Brother Shen, last time Are you sure about what I told you?"

"Brother Li, how can you not care about your life? I found some gadgets and asked my brother to help me deliver them."

Mr. Shen took out a medium-sized box from nowhere, stretched out his hand, and stuffed it together with the box that Jiang Jiu was lying on into the hands of shopkeeper Li.

——Calm down, no matter what they want to do, they can always find an opening to escape on the road, this is the aura that the protagonist Long Aotian should have...

The next second, the box was covered, and the cold air from nowhere pierced into Jiang Jiu's flesh and blood, instantly turning him into a popsicle!

Jiang Jiu: I was careless, there was no flash!

Shopkeeper Li took it over solemnly, gave Mr. Shen a reassuring look, and the two continued to exchange polite greetings, as if nothing had happened just now.

Not long after, shopkeeper Li followed the truck. Mr. Shen finally heaved a sigh of relief as he watched their figures disappear from sight. The pet snake was coiled up and asleep.

Mr. Shen took out a small bottle and stuffed it into the box. When Snake Youyou woke up, he immediately flattered and said, "My lord, are you awake? I heard from my little snake, do you know the old immortal?" !"

That gay purple snake bit the corner of Mr. Shen's clothes and pulled it vigorously. It's a pity that Mr. Shen is in a predicament now, and he is eager to hug him with his thigh from the sky. How can he be in the mood to delay with it!

The green snake in the box spat out the snake letter, and its upper body stood up threateningly in an attacking gesture.

Mr. Shen thought that the adult felt that he was in danger, so he hurriedly explained: "My lord, don't misunderstand! I went out to buy goods, and when I saw you frozen on the side of the road, I couldn't bear to bring you back. Uh, these jars The snakes and scorpions soaked in water are all mentally ill, and they are not the same as us. I am very soft-hearted and kind-hearted, and I don’t want to see the demons of the same family suffer..."

Gay Purple: No, just stop!You mistook the snake!

It's a pity that gay purple can't speak, Mr. Shen is too busy flattering the green snake, and doesn't even have time to listen to its sound transmission.

The green snake looked at the farce in front of it with cold eyes, thinking...

I'm sorry it hasn't opened up its wisdom yet, so I don't have any ideas for the time being.

In short, after some time wasted, Mr. Shen finally realized with a dazed expression that he had mistaken the box and the snake.

"What's the matter with you, you! Ah? Didn't you say that the snake got into the box on the right!" Mr. Shen heaved his chest in anger, and slapped the table cursingly at gay Zi.

"Yeah, he just got into the box on the right." The gay purple snake looked innocent.

Mr. Shen became even angrier. He waved his right hand and said, "So I gave the box on the left to Shopkeeper Li! Tell me whether you made a mistake or...uh..."

Mr. Shen's anger stopped abruptly, he stared blankly at his right hand, and murmured: "Yes, did I take it wrong?"

Gay Zi nodded sadly, and said through voice transmission: "When you get excited, you have committed the problem of not distinguishing between left and right again."

"Shut up. You are just a clone of me, dare to complain about the main body, do you want to rebel?"

While suppressing the avatar, Mr. Shen thought quickly: Although shopkeeper Li had just left for a short time, the goods they were pulling were spiritual objects. This time is enough for them to pull the goods to their destination. According to the rules, there must be another buyer from the headquarters. The staff and Li shopkeeper counted the goods together and sent them to Happy Valley.

No, he carefully concealed his whereabouts, and he must never show his face in front of the people in Happy Valley!

But the snake was also given away from his hand, and this snake knew the old immortal, and he was also the one he couldn't afford to offend...

Mr. Shen sat down for a while in a state of dismay, then suddenly gave a jolt, jumped up, and said, "Hurry up, pack up your things, this store is gone, I can't afford to offend either Huanxigu or Huaijiangshan." Yes, it’s all right now, if one accidentally offends the two, if you don’t run now, when will you wait!”

Mr. Shen's creed of snake life is the word "dog". Basically, he hides important things on his body so that he can run away at any time. The odds and ends in the store are quickly packed. , all clones come back quickly, damn it, where are you going this time, why don’t you go overseas and hide first?”

He walked out quickly while thinking, and seven or eight purple snakes of different sizes quickly crawled towards him and burrowed into his body, and when the snake at the door finally melted back into his body, Mr. Shen's footsteps suddenly stopped !

He seemed to know something unbelievable, his eyes were wide open, and he opened and closed his mouth for a long time before he let out a few strange cries that seemed to be crying and laughing.

He took a few deep breaths, and said to himself: "If one wants to live for a long time, he must learn how to live."

He dropped the bundle of gold.

"I have no family and no friends. If I don't treat myself well, whoever treats me well."

He began to chase in the direction where shopkeeper Li left.

"You can't stand in line, and you can't let yourself get involved in disputes. It is the best policy to protect yourself wisely!"

He used the greatest degree of spiritual energy, and finally rushed to the shopkeeper Li.

"Call the ontology, call the ontology. From now on, your thinking and behavior are completely opposite. Do you need me to find a doctor for you to look at your brain?"

"To shut up!"

Mr. Shen suppressed the ridicule in his mind, and hurried into the inn - this is the shopkeeper Li's shop, and it is also a stronghold occupied by Happy Valley.

"Shopkeeper Li! Is shopkeeper Li there? Li..."

Mr. Shen ran to the inner hall over the Xiao Er who came up to meet him. He knew that the goods that shopkeeper Li came in would be covered again at the back before being sent to Happy Valley.

Before entering the door, he almost bumped into shopkeeper Li who was going out.

"Shopkeeper Li, my shipment..."

"Forget about the goods!"

Shopkeeper Li's small pupils almost shrunk to the point of a needle, pulled Mr. Shen aside trembling all over, and said in a low voice, "Hurry up, he is the one who came to press the goods this time!"

Mr. Shen's brain exploded, and he grabbed and shook the hand hidden in his sleeve in a hurry, and then the other hand was about to reach for the treasure bag on his waist, but unfortunately he couldn't move any more before his fingertips touched it. ——A pale and slender hand smeared with the juice of the big red impatiens flower gently grabbed his wrist, and the other hand took away the treasure bag from his waist, and even squeezed it!

Mr. Shen had goosebumps all over the ground, and he still had to resist the urge to run away, turned his head and forced a smile, and said, "My God, my God, isn't this Mrs. Ruhua, what kind of luck did the little one meet today to be able to see an adult?" , I said why this magpie keeps barking after me. Hehe."

"Mr. Shen's little mouth is still so sweet, hehehe, I really want to take a bite~"

A tall and mighty man with thick body hair and scantily clad clothes, but with hands like a woman's, put his orchid fingers up to cover his mouth with a shy smile, and gave Mr. Shen a hot look.

Shopkeeper Li, who was watching, couldn't help but waver.

Mr. Shen suppressed the vomiting feeling of dislocation of the internal organs and asked with a smile: "Master Ruhua has so many things to do every day, why do you come here when you have time?"

Ruhua held her tone, her voice was high-pitched and thin, she approached Mr. Shen in small steps, and said, "Isn't it because of Mr. Shen that I have been searching for so many years, but I am always one step behind and cannot meet Mr. It was so hard a few days ago I got the news from Mr., now, Mr., can you feel the enthusiasm that is about to overflow~come~?"

Mr. Shen: Then do you feel my irresistible urge to vomit?

Ruhua pushed her back and twisted her hips, and Mr. Shen's thin body was knocked out, and the direction was exactly where shopkeeper Li was. After being bounced by shopkeeper Li's round belly that seemed to be pregnant, he returned to Ruhua again.

——Fatty Li, you lose weight for me!

——Well, if I can survive this time, I will definitely lose weight.

Ruhua gave another coquettish laugh, leaned closer to Mr. Shen and said, "Look, after going around, didn't it fall into my hands?"

Mr. Shen smiled uglier than crying, and pretended to be stupid: "How do you say that?"

Ruhua scolded the dead ghost with a smile, turned her head and walked to the inner hall, two people in cloaks blocked the back path of Mr. Shen and Shopkeeper Li.

The two looked at each other and had no choice but to go to the inner hall.

Shopkeeper Li’s cargo this time is still stacked in the inner hall. The originally spacious lobby looked a little messy. Ruhua sat upright on the top and played with a box, smiled slightly, and said in a deep voice: "I know what your plans are. I decided to recruit you, but one of you wanted to leave Happy Valley and the other didn't want to be found by me, so you wanted to bribe that bitch, Siyu. She has always been against me, and she must be happy to see me suffer!"

In a few words, the thoughts and calculations of shopkeeper Li and Mr. Shen were all revealed, as if their small actions these days were under his nose.

Mr. Shen's heart was raised in his throat, and he looked up anxiously, but was stunned for a moment, and then immediately lowered his head - the box in Ruhua's hand was the one he sent by mistake!

His strangeness was naturally discovered by Ruhua who had been staring at him. Ruhua raised her eyebrows and glanced at the box in her hand. She first scanned it with her spiritual sense, and after confirming that there was no danger, she flicked her long nails lightly, and the box was locked. The box was opened, revealing Comrade Jiang Jiu whose eyes were turned into mosquito coils.

Ruhua squeezed Jiangjiu and looked it over, then sneered: "It's hard to find it for you, yes, Siyu likes this kind of harmless and beautiful little thing the most. Heh, boring!"

After the last word was pronounced, a cold light flashed in his eyes, and he exerted all his strength with his fingers, trying to squeeze the Jiangjiu to pieces!