Xianzun's little snake is sweet and flirtatious

Life is always ups and downs.

Jiang Jiu returned to the side of the pillow, his face was empty of everything.

So he leaned against the head of the bed and looked down at the book in his hand.

Jiang Jiu opened and closed his mouth a few times. It's not that he has no problem, but he has too many problems and doesn't know how to speak.

With too many questions stuck in his throat, Jiang Jiu's brain short-circuited for a while, and asked the most innocuous question: "Why don't you sleep?"

Gu Qing put the book flat in front of him, held Jiang Jiu up to it, looked into Jiang Jiu's eyes and said, "I'm waiting for you to ask questions."

Jiang Jiu's brain continued to short-circuit, he stuttered for a long time, and finally asked: "Are you greedy for my body?"

--ah! ! !What am I asking! ! !

Before Gu Qing could open his mouth, Jiang Jiu hurriedly made amends: "No, no, I'm not saying you have a special hobby, I mean, why don't you pick me up...wait a minute, this bubble is a wine bubble! Uh, no, I'm not Want to get fucked, I mean you, this, you just said you want to sleep with me, no, I don't mean you want to..."

Jiangjiu, the snake demon, died at the age of [-].Cause of death: short-circuited brain, tongue-tied, social death.

Tremblingly, Jiang Jiu straightened his tongue with the tip of his tail, coiled himself up in despair, and stopped talking.

So caressing his scales, said softly: "I am not coveting your beauty."

Jiang Jiu shook his head and nodded.

——Of course you don’t covet me. What beauty can a snake have? You might as well look in the mirror yourself.

"I didn't mean to spoil your ceremony. I'm sorry, what do you want me to do?"

Jiang Jiu was silent for a while, then looked up.

He has always been soft and not tough, so with this attitude, he has started to self-criticize—Yingzhao is right, begging for the title is a gamble, he and Guqing are just strangers, and we can't force certain success .It's just that after 800 years of painstaking practice, and now everything is starting again, he Jiang Jiu is not a god, so he can't be calm and calm.

He bit the tip of his tail, sighed deeply, and said, "I don't know... well, I'm unlucky, let me go."

"You want to practice again."

"Otherwise, I won't be able to live for a few years as an ordinary snake. Although I'm fine, I'd rather die than live."

"Huaijiang Mountain is full of aura, which is very beneficial to cultivation, you can stay here."

There is one thing to say, so Qing Qing's suggestion is really conscientious, but Jiang Jiu looked at him, if you want to say you hate him, it's not that bad, if you want to say you don't hate him, Jiang Jiu's heart responds.

"do not."

Gu Qing didn't insist, nodded, and said: "Tomorrow, I will choose a few magic tools for you and send you down the mountain."

——Ah, this is actually such a good person?

"No, don't bother, I have a cheat... Oh, I'll go! Where's my cheat?!"

Comrade Jiang Jiu finally belatedly remembered his bead that had been thrown somewhere.

……

Jiang Jiu rushed out to look for the beads in a hurry, like a mother who lost her child: "Xiao Jin, where are you, Xiao Jin? Dad is looking for you!"

Gu Qing walked out from the house and watched Jiang Jiu's really touching little body struggling to climb over a plum blossom sapling that had fallen on the ground.

He wrapped his robe in one hand, pinched his hand with the hand hanging aside, the sapling stood up as if alive, twisted its roots happily, jumped into the pit very consciously, and even Bending down and using branches to pile up soil, burying your roots tightly.

The whole plum garden was neatly organized in an instant. Jiang Jiu was silent for a while, and used his tail instead of a thumb to praise Gu Qing: "A good tree, with a strong sense of self-management."

So he nodded expressionlessly.

Jiang Jiu continued to search for it.Therefore, a little bit of fluorescent light flew out from the hand to illuminate him.He didn't want to ask Gu Qing to help him search with his spiritual sense—according to his experience in survival in the wilderness these years, even a powerful big monster can't lock Xiao Jin's position...set...

Jiang Jiu watched Gu Qing take a few steps to the left, and picked up Xiao Jin who was buried in the mud with great precision.

——Hiss, this person is so terrifying!

Jiang Jiu read it aloud in his heart, never thinking that he is an ignorant old hat.

Jiang Jiu happily took Goldfinger, and let Guqing hold him in his hand again and walked back.

Jiang, who entered the boudoir (crossed out) bedroom for the third time, finally took off his colored glasses, and was able to communicate with Gu Qing a little more peacefully.

"Thanks...thank you, my dear immortal."

Gu Qing shook his head and said nothing.

Jiang Jiu also fell silent, and couldn't help complaining in his heart.

——I understand, I understand, Flower of Gaoling can't talk too much, she has to keep her personality.hehe.

"So, what, you didn't sleep well?"

No way, no way, no monks really suffer from insomnia, right?Although he has been a snake for 800 years in this life, and he has not seen many humans just after he came out of the mountain den, but he has read a lot of cultivation novels in his previous life, so why should a monk sleep, just meditate and settle down.

So Qing didn't say yes or no, but said lightly: "Don't worry about it."

Jiang Jiu let out an oh and stopped asking. He and Gu Qing were not familiar, so it was wrong to be overly concerned.

"Then, good night."

"Good night."

Gu Qing quickly fell asleep again, but Jiang Jiu quietly opened his eyes again.

In just a few hours tonight, there were twists and turns, Jiang Jiu was very energetic after being tossed, and there was a beautiful woman sleeping next to him, who could bear it.

His sight and heart sang hundreds of times of praise for the beauty of the other party before he broke away from the superficiality a little bit. He thought to himself that it was strange that he was in such a state now, sleeping deeply and dead, with a look of lethargy between his brows, and a little paleness Come, like a weary traveler.

—Maybe this is someone with a story.

I don't know what his experience is like?

The drowsiness finally hit, Jiang Jiu coiled himself into a ball and fell into a deep sleep.

What woke him up was a faint fragrance.As a former national of Food China, he got up just by smelling it.

He was a little hesitant. As an outsider, wouldn't it be a bad idea to take advantage of strangers?

Fortunately, Gu Qing is a qualified host, and he understood Jiang Jiu's inner cries with just one look, and nodded to signal him to eat together.

"Thank you, I will treat you to dinner next time I have a chance!"

Jiang Jiu didn't care to complain about why the monk didn't make a bigu, and refused Gu Qing's behavior of putting him on the table. He happily climbed up the table legs, and as soon as he showed his head on the table, an exquisite small cage appeared on him in front of you.

The boy Yingzhao smiled brightly: "Master Snake, I caught this on purpose this morning, do you want to try it?"

Jiang Jiu's death gaze turned, looking at the little mice that were alive and kicking in the cage.

"vomit--"

——I have been eating rats for 800 years, why do I still have to suffer like this!

"Can I eat human food?" Jiang Jiu asked very sincerely.

Yingzhao was stunned for a moment, took a look at Guqing, and immediately added a pair of bowls and spoons after getting the affirmation, and graciously added food and vegetables, and said, "It's a good thing, Mr. Snake, but it's different from other snakes!"

Jiang Jiu held his head high and stuffed a spoon with his tail to stuff food into his mouth, thinking that of course I'm different from other coquettish sluts, I'm the protagonist from time-traveling, of course the protagonist must be pure and unpretentious!

She finished the first hot meal with tears in her eyes, and was about to say goodbye, but before she could speak, she just looked at Gu Qing, when she stood up and said, "I'll take you to the Zangbao Pavilion."

Not waiting for Jiang Jiu to refuse again, Gu Qing said again: "Whether you want to return to the demon world or stay in the human world, given your current situation, it is better to have more means of self-protection."

what?Is it possible that there is Fahai in the world, who specializes in catching snake demons?

Jiang Jiu didn't take it seriously, he didn't know how to stick in crowds, and with Gold Finger beside him, the demon world was so dangerous that he would have survived, so what could happen in the human world.

But he didn't speak, because someone was cutting him with knife-like eyes.

Jiang Jiu turned his head sharply to look, and saw that boy Yingzhao looked away, pouring tea and water for Gu Qing with concern.

——Hey, didn't you just say a long sentence, look at this kid's dog legs, as for it!

As if he had sensed something, Yingzhao's roar exploded in Jiang Jiu's mind in the next second: "You unconscionable animal master, I see that you can help my uncle rest..."

"Yingzhao, don't be rude."

Gu Qing reprimanded him softly, and Yingzhao reluctantly stopped sending messages to Jiangjiu.

Jiang Jiu looked coldly at this guy Yingzhao's performance and changed his face, and sneered in his heart. He didn't want to talk to this morally kidnapped guy, and he didn't want to refuse Gu Qing's kindness any more. Return all the magical artifacts and so on, and don't owe them this favor!

——That kid Yingzhao is not blind, Huai Jiangshan is really a big thief.

Jiang Jiu couldn't help but click his tongue in his heart.

Yingzhao insisted on leading the way for Gu Qing. Those who knew it knew that he was there for his uncle, but those who didn't know thought that his uncle was demented and even forgot where the treasure house in his own mountain was.

So Yingzhao stood at the head of the sword and walked with the sword, Gu Qing stood at the tail of the sword, and Jiang Jiu was gently held in Gu Qing's hand, and through the fingers he looked at the white cloud crane passing by and Huaihuai who also passed by with the sword Jiangshan disciple.

Yingzhao's sword was as bright and intense as himself. The fiery red sword energy pierced the airflow during the rapid flight, forming an eye-catching flame ribbon. However, at the speed of their swords, it still took a while to reach the Treasure Pavilion.

There is nothing to say about the process of obtaining the magic weapon. To sum it up, Gu Qing entered a treasure room, directly put all the contents into the mustard space, and then went to the next treasure room. When Gu Qing finally felt the same, The mustard space has already been stuffed and cannot be filled more.

"That's not the case..."

Jiang Jiu flicked his tail, and the circular mustard space on it was exactly the one that Gu Qing gave him.

Gu Qing didn't reply, just supported him down the stairs step by step.

Huaijiang Mountain is towering and majestic, and the stairs around the mountain are hidden in the clouds and mists.

Jiang Jiu was anxious, but he didn't know how long he was going to climb, and it was not easy to remind Qing Qing to rush down with Yujian, flicking his tail anxiously and subconsciously.

A distant sigh spread out gently, Jiang Jiu was about to look up to see Gu Qing, but he heard him say: "Here we are."

But in the blink of an eye, they were standing at the foot of the mountain.

Jiang Jiu couldn't wait to jump down from Gu Qing's hand, while saying goodbye to you, the snake skin moved wildly.

A trace of cold fell on Jiang Jiu's forehead, and it snowed again.

He turned his head and wiped off the water stains on his head with his tail, but there was a touch of whiteness in the corner of his eyes - that's why he still watched Jiang Jiu leave from afar.

——Why do you feel that this is a lonely old man?

Jiang Jiu wagged his tail at him and pretended to walk away, using his golden fingers to hide his aura, and waited for a long time before Gu Qing went back, he sneaked behind a gatekeeper disciple, and suddenly jumped up and bit him Pull down the pants, then drop the ring and run away!

Then he froze in the snow.

End.

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