love is deeper than the sea

, In fact, I taught the technique of sniping God's big feet without smelling.He didn't know how to cut a gun back then, it all depends on my advice! "

I despise him: "Brother Zuo, you really know how to talk nonsense, how can the sniper god not cut the gun?"

Zuo Lengchan: "Hey, it's a long story. It was a certain day in XXXX. I was rushing into battle on the Dust2 map, and suddenly I saw a rookie walking in the hail of bullets with a sniper in his hand. He shot and shot No, I can’t hide fast, and I’m beaten into a sieve in less than 20 seconds every time I regenerate. There are so many rookies in the world, but there are not many who are as dumb and stupid as him. So I moved my heart and included him in the team , personally tutoring in cutting guns."

I was dumbfounded: "You, you, you, which team did you put him in?"

Zuo Lengchan looked at me: "Drinking blood, what's wrong?"

Me: "You, you, what is your ID?"

Zuo Lengchan: "Left ear stud, what's wrong?"

I wailed: "Brother Ear Stud!!! It turned out to be you!!!"

Hearing my emotional call, Zuo Lengchan was also taken aback, and looked at me blankly: "Are you...are you really big feet?"

Me: "I'm the blood-drenched queen's meat shield that everyone loved back then—big feet don't stink!"

Zuo Lengchan was stunned for a full minute before he thumped my chest: "It's really you?! Didn't you go abroad to study? Why are you back?"

Me: "I'm returning to China to start a business! Brother Earrings, I miss you every day, and finally let me see you in real life!"

Zuo Lengchan raised his chin: "Is the real person handsome? More handsome than imagined?"

I nodded: "It's so handsome."

Zuo Lengchan chuckled: "My good brother, you are also quite handsome, just a little bit worse than me."

If it were someone else, I would have long since sighed.But this guy in front of me is the ear stud brother who single-handedly brought me into CS many years ago. I dare not make a mistake, so I laughed straight: "That's that, the ear stud brother is the most handsome."

Zuo Erding and I have known each other since high school until now, nearly ten years.The ten years of comrade-in-arms made us, who were strangers, get closer in an instant. There were countless topics, and we knew each other's little ailments. It was almost close.

After logging into the game, Zuo Lengchan asked me, "What about your sniper roommate? Why didn't he play CS anymore?"

Me: "He later entered an elite organization for transformation, and the dormitory was patrolled and supervised day and night, so he couldn't play games."

Zuo Lengchan: "What kind of elite organization is so perverted that they don't even allow people to touch games?"

Me: "They're stingy, saving electricity bills. Brother Earrings, don't talk anymore, cover me!"

Zuo Lengchan raised his AK and fired: "You're still sniping, and you're saying you're not bragging, but in the end you have to let me cover!"

Me: "Ah! Was attacked by surprise."

Zuo Lengchan: "Who? Who dares to kill my disciples and grandchildren? Get out! I'll sweep you [-] bullets and beat them into children's meat floss!!!"

Kill for 24 hours.

We each finished three boxes of lunch in the Internet cafe, washed our faces, urinated a little, defecated a bit, and then walked out of the Internet cafe with misty eyes and unshaven beards.

When entering the Internet cafe, the stars are shining brightly, and when leaving the Internet cafe, the stars are shining.

Me: "Brother Ear Stud, I'm sleepy."

Zuo Lengchan: "Let's go, go to Brother's place to catch up on sleep."

Me: "Where do you live?"

Zuo Lengchan raised his hand and pointed: "There! No...it's there! It's not right...it might be there!"

Me: "There is the moon."

Zuo Lengchan: "I will live there from now on, now I live at No. XX, XX Road."

So we exhausted ourselves to find Zuo Lengchan's rented house.He opened the door with the key, and I pushed the door open.Plunging headlong into a sea of ​​garbage.

Zuo Lengchan: "Single apartment, take care."

Me: "Hey, look, your black leather shoes!"

Zuo Lengchan glanced at it: "That's my sock."

I:"……"

Me: "Is there a place to take a shower?"

Zuo Lengchan stuffed me with a plastic bucket: "Go outside to get some water in the park, and just come back and flush."

Me: "Where to rush?"

Zuo Lengchan: "The balcony. Big man, what are you afraid of?"

Me: "I'm afraid that if I show such a good figure, women will YY me, and the bachelors nearby will not be able to find a wife."

Zuo Lengchan: "Don't worry. The women have already had enough of masturbation on me. You go, the moon is dark and the wind is high, killing people and stealing water and sky. Steal more."

Me: "Okay."

I fetched water in the park and took a shower on the small balcony less than one ping away from Zuo Lengchan.The moonlight was very bright tonight, so I stripped off my clothes and started to shower.

Just as I was taking a shower, the phone rang, and I shouted: "Brother Earring, answer the call for me!!!"

Zuo Lengchan was lying on the bed, already drowsy, and picked up his phone impatiently: "Hello, which one?"

Opposite: "...I'm looking for Ricardo."

Zuo Lengchan: "He's taking a bath, who are you?"

Opposite: "I am his master. Who are you?"

Me: "Brother Earrings, do you have any clean underwear? Borrow a pair!!!"

"Just one clean one, brother is wearing it, come pick it up if you want!!!" Zuo Lengchan yelled, and then talked on the phone again, "Hey, I'm his master, when did he find someone else to be his master?"

Opposite: "He didn't clean his underwear?"

Zuo Lengchan: "Yeah, I'm sweaty all over, and I also soaked in poop."

Opposite: "Why didn't he go to the hotel to take a shower, why did he come to you to take a shower?"

Zuo Lengchan: "His money was stolen, so he has nowhere to go. Oh, little Jiatu is pretty good, quite predictable."

Me: "Isn't that right? I was bored by my underwear during the day, so let him come out to catch my breath. Who's calling?"

Zuo Lengchan: "I don't know, he said it was your master."

I was surprised: "It's him! Call me quickly!"

Zuo Lengchan took the phone away, wondering: "I was talking about it just now, but I just hung up all of a sudden. Dazuo, when did you recognize a master again?"

I waved my hand: "I'll talk about it later." I quickly called back.

As a result, after waiting for a long time, the system notification sound told me that the phone bill was over and my mobile phone was shut down.

I didn't answer Li An's call, and I was a little anxious: "Brother Earring, what did my master say?"

Zuo Lengchan: "Why is he your master? I am your master!"

Me: "He taught me all my skills in the United States, he is the real sniper!"

Zuo Lengchan was shocked: "Really? No wonder Chinese sounds a bit foreigner. He asked me why you take a bath at my house."

Me: "How did you answer?"

Zuo Lengchan: "Before I could say anything, you came in naked, and I whistled..."

then,

"Oh, little Jiatu is not bad, quite expected."

"Isn't it? I'm bored by my underwear during the day, so let him come out to catch my breath."

After thinking about it, I fell silent.

I wailed and hugged Zuo Lengchan's thigh: "Brother Earring, help! Do you have a phone, please give me a call! Hurry up!"

Zuo Lengchan: "I'm so poor that I can't even afford to eat, and my phone has already been shut down."

Me: "The sky is going to kill me, the sky is going to kill me!"

I put on my pants and rushed out, but was grabbed by Zuo Lengchan: "Where are you going, big feet?"

Me: "Call the public phone!"

Zuo Lengchan: "There is no public phone around here! It's midnight, what's the fuss? I'm exhausted after playing games all day and all night. It's a big deal, go to bed first."

Me: "I'm afraid he will misunderstand!"

Zuo Lengchan: "There is nothing to misunderstand. Do you think this is a goofy slam novel? Brother, go to sleep. Tomorrow will be another beautiful day when you wake up."

God damn it, after hearing Zuo Lengchan's words, I actually thought it made sense.Before I came to China, I didn't say that I couldn't take a bath in someone else's house.It's just a shower, what could be wrong?So I fell asleep soundly.

80. First electric shock

After sleeping for 24 hours, I woke up dizzy and weak, with weak hands.Zuo Lengchan wrapped his thigh around my waist, and he still didn't wake up.

Me: "Brother Earrings, I'm hungry."

Zuo Lengchan moved: "How much money do you have on you? Let's order takeaway."

Me: "More than ten yuan."

Zuo Lengchan: "Then let's call it a lunch box. Let's share it."

Me: "The phone is down. What's the name?"

Zuo Lengchan pursed his lips, bent his thighs, and crushed me flat: "Then go hungry and lose weight. That's how I lost weight from two hundred catties."

Suddenly the doorbell rang.

Zuo Lengchan: "Who? Did you order takeaway?"

Me: "No."

Zuo Lengchan moved Baihuahua's thigh and kicked me: "Go and open the door."

I put on my trousers and went to open the door. When I opened the door, there was a young guy.

I:"……"

Boy: "..."

Me: "Takeaway guys are popular now?"

Guy: "I'm not delivery. I deliver packages."

Me: "Where's the package?"

The guy gave me a medium-sized cardboard box: "Air Express from Australia, please sign for it."

After I signed, I took the carton back to the room.Zuo Lengchan maintained the split and fell asleep again.I started unpacking.

After unpacking the package, there is a new handle inside, and the handle says: super shock.There was also a bag containing a bundle of Shuanghui sausages.Then there is a credit card, a text message, and some underwear.

A few neat Chinese characters on the letter:

Do not wear other people's underwear.shame.

Another: The credit card password is your birthday, and the master's salary is all in it, so you can use it as you like.

I took the card and laughed.

Zuo Lengchan moved, and said vaguely, "Bigfoot, why are you laughing? You're so wretched."

Me: "My master sent me ham sausage, come and eat!"

Zuo Lengchan: "Where did you send it?"

Me: "Australia!"

Zuo Lengchan: "Send Shuanghui from Australia to China? Your master is so talented."

Me: "What do you know, this is the look of love..." Brother Earring sprayed.

After eating ham sausage