love is deeper than the sea
Chapter 72
, put on new underwear, sober, sober, and the sky is bright.Zuo Lengchan and I continued to squat at the gate of Beiying to earn money.There are various types of temporary workers. On this day, we applied for the job of extras, and put on costumes to serve as the background of the characters in the play.
Extras don't need makeup, but when I saw Zuo Lengchan come out after changing into his armor, I still bowed to the ground: "You're handsome, Zuo Weiwei!"
Zuo Lengchan looked at me with a smile: "You look good in the eunuch uniform. It suits you very well."
I waved the brush in my hand: "In order to play this role well, I deliberately shaved my beard again. After all, it's my first appearance as Ricardo, so I can't be sloppy."
Zuo Lengchan pinched my cheek: "No wonder, I'm even more cheeky."
The work in the crew was very tight, and we had to separate and go to work separately at the order of the assistant director.
The director first told me about the play: "Young man, when the imperial concubine arrives, you immediately bend over, lift up the skirt of the imperial concubine in fear, and don't raise your head until you walk to the end of the hall. Do you understand?"
I see!"
Director: "The young man is quite handsome. It's a pity to be a eunuch."
I thought to myself, I am not really a eunuch.
With a sound of Action, the magnificent imperial concubine appeared.
I hurriedly lowered my eyebrows and walked over hunched over, holding up her skirt.
The director shouted from the sidelines: "Let's go, let's go! The imperial concubine should not look straight ahead! The two little eunuchs keep their backs lower!"
This hall is at least [-] meters long, and I bent over to walk through it once. I was so tired that my face was flushed and my brain was almost congested.
After walking around, the imperial concubine went to the director's camera to check in a big skirt.
After watching the video, the imperial concubine pointed at the camera: "No, this little eunuch raised his head too high and blocked me."
I was helpless: "I am [-] tall, and I managed to become shorter than you."
The imperial concubine was hit by me, she bit her lip and complained to the director: "The director, the current extras, want to be famous like crazy. Look at him, he is so good at stealing the spotlight!"
I spread my hands: "I really didn't mean to."
Concubine: "Director, I want to change eunuch!"
The director was also very helpless: "It is time-consuming to change the extras. You see that he has put on all the costumes, so just bear with it. Do it again, just pass one by one!"
The actress who plays the imperial concubine seems to be quite well-known in China, and even the director has to curry favor with her.The director talked all kinds of things, so she calmed down and started filming again.She waved her skirt, pouted and walked back to the other side of the hall. A few assistants were beside her fanning the wind and sending water, and I followed her back to the starting point.
Lu met the expressionless left guard in armor, I shrugged my shoulders, pointed at the imperial concubine, and mouthed: "Woman."
The left guard put one hand on the saber, and secretly made a knife gesture with the other.
I shook my head and mouthed: "Girl, let her."
Everyone returned to the starting point.The assistants and other staff dispersed.With my waist bent and my thighs half bent, I struggled to hold up the luxurious skirt of the imperial concubine.
Director: "Everyone on your marks—"
I pouted my hips.
Director: "Get ready—twist!!!"
Assistant director: "The imperial concubine turns on! The eunuch turns on! Pay attention to coordination! Watch out for queues! Synchronization rate synchronization rate!"
Passing by the expressionless left guard again, his hand holding the sword trembled.
I held the skirt and passed by, following the sway of the imperial concubine wholeheartedly.
I'm the only one who swings the most, oh~oh~ only I swing the most, yeah~ yeah~
The left guard broke the power: "Pfft——"
Stepping on her skirt, the noble concubine staggered, her hair was disheveled, and the gold and silver headgear fell to the ground.Half of the gauze thinner than paper was torn off, revealing the love underwear inside.The concubine screamed in embarrassment.
The audience was stunned for a moment, and then roared with laughter, among them, Zuo Lengchan laughed the loudest.
The director shouted helplessly: "Crack! Concubine, what's going on?"
The imperial concubine who fell to the ground with a pale face angrily waved away the assistant who came to help her, held the tall and big bun on her head with one hand, and pointed at me with the other: "He! That little eunuch, he stepped on the hem of my skirt! He wants to make a fool of me!"
I was dumbfounded: "Me? Me? You! You!"
Concubine: "You are shameless!"
Me: "Why am I shameless? I didn't step on your skirt at all!"
Concubine: "Just now you wanted to steal the spotlight, but now you are stepping on my skirt, you are obviously uneasy and kind! You want to show off!"
Me: "Miss, don't make trouble for no reason! If I want to show off, can I still play the eunuch?"
Zuo Lengchan also stood up: "Miss, we are just earning some money to make ends meet, why are we making things difficult for you?"
The imperial concubine covered her thighs with the torn gauze in shame and indignation: "Director! I have to change someone else, otherwise stop filming! Even the extras can climb on my head!"
The director had no choice but to nod and change people, and the director immediately crawled over and pushed me outside: "Go out, take off the costume and get out!"
I pushed him: "Why is your crew unreasonable? It's none of my business at all, otherwise you watch the video!"
Field note: "What video do you watch, who do you think you are? You don't even count as a character! Go away!"
Me: "What about the wages? Only leave after paying the wages! There are also lunch boxes, including supper, give me three boxes of lunch boxes, no noodles!"
Field Notes: "You still want to pay for the shooting! You young man is out of his mind!"
After speaking, Changji pushed me out of the studio and slammed the door shut.
81. Director is easier said than done
After a while, Zuo Lengchan also came out in all his clothes.
Me: "Brother Earring, why did you come out?"
Zuo Lengchan: "Brother, the imperial concubine just kept looking at me, and fell down when she saw me. What else is there to shoot? It's a waste of effort."
Me: "They don't pay wages, so we won't have lunch, what should we do?"
Zuo Lengchan wiped his sweat: "At worst, I'd better turn back and become a porter. It's better than being called around in the film crew."
Me: "Oh."
Zuo Lengchan put his arm around my shoulders and walked out: "I've been in Beijing Film Studios a lot, and I've seen a lot of famous little stars like this. They don't have a big reputation in the industry, and they are humble to the boss and the big names." Yan Quk knees, feeling aggrieved and looking for extras is not happy. Today is quite easy, some celebrities even find someone to beat up extras."
Me: "It's unreasonable. Is there any law for this? I have also worked in many film crews in the United States. How come I haven't encountered such a thing?"
Zuo Lengchan: "What did you do in the American crew? Are you also an extra?"
I'm not."
Zuo Lengchan: "Then it's over. The film industry is dark, and all you see is the glamorous side. The water below is really dirty."
In order to make a living, the two of us started working as porters again.This time the materials are particularly expensive, and there are thick wooden strips outside the carton for reinforcement.I looked at it, and it was estimated that a layer of skin would be rubbed off if I carried it directly, so I had to put two cloth towels on my shoulders before carrying it.
Summer background, scorching heat is unbearable.Zuo Lengchan and I worked hard in the high temperature of more than 30 degrees, fighting for the box lunch.
Moving things is boring, so I chatted with Zuo Lengchan to relieve the boredom:
Me: "Brother Earring, you are always working as a porter, do you still have time to write novels?"
Zuo Lengchan: "Novels rely on inspiration. I like to carry big bags. When I carry big bags, my brain turns quickly, and it is easy to come up with good ideas."
Me: "Have you ever published a book?"
Zuo Lengchan: "Not yet, I only make some money by publishing short stories in newspapers and magazines. How can it be so easy to publish a book from a good publishing house now?"
Me: "No ordinary publishing house?"
Zuo Lengchan waved his hand: "Don't look at my casual life, I have very high requirements for my works. Some publishing houses like to change the author's novels, and the changes are messy and smoky. I will never agree. This stuff, Rather lack than excess."
Me: "Do you want to live, sometimes you don't have to be so particular."
Zuo Lengchan nodded and said: "I understand what you mean. But publishing a book is not my ultimate goal. I prefer writing scripts to writing novels. My goal is to put the scripts I wrote on the screen one day , the film sold hundreds of millions at the box office, swept all the film awards in Taiwan, Taiwan, Taiwan, and Taiwan, and finally won the Oscar for Best Screenplay for fun."
I slapped my thigh: "Brother Earrings, we are really like-minded! I was very successful in the United States, but I still left my career and came to China to start a business. Do you know why?"
Zuo Lengchan raised his eyebrows and looked at me: "Looking for a wife?"
I raised my ring finger and shook it: "See? I have already settled the major issues in my life in the United States."
Zuo Lengchan took a closer look at my fingers: "This can't be a real diamond, right? Why is it so big? I spent the past two days in a daze, so I really didn't notice it. Is your wife pretty? Is she a foreign girl?"
Me: "Mixed race. Same age as me. Very handsome."
Zuo Lengchan: "Handsome? Is your wife a pure man?"
Me: "Hey, you know him too. It's the one who called the day before yesterday, that one, that one, my master."
Zuo Lengchan was shocked.
Zuo Lengchan was stunned: "You took Sniper home as your wife?"
I am right."
Zuo Lengchan: "Is it really for fun? Or do you just relax online?"
Me: "They're both engaged."
Zuo Lengchan: "Your boy is gay?! Do you like men?"
Me: "Isn't it? Why, it doesn't look like it?"
Zuo Lengchan: "You look...delicious. Brother, I'm hungry."
I pushed his waist: "Let's go, let's get a box lunch. I'll tell you about my grand plans while eating."
We received four boxes of lunch and squatted on the steps to eat in disgrace.I held a lunch box in one hand and pinched chopsticks in the other, pointing Jiang Shandao: "I graduated from the film department of New York University. After graduation, I started a film packaging company by myself and served as the vice president for several years. Then I became a part-timer in the "Samurai" crew. Back to the assistant director."
Zuo Lengchan dropped his chopsticks to the ground: "Brother, are you kidding me?"
I wiped my mouth: "It's too brilliant, isn't it? I know
Extras don't need makeup, but when I saw Zuo Lengchan come out after changing into his armor, I still bowed to the ground: "You're handsome, Zuo Weiwei!"
Zuo Lengchan looked at me with a smile: "You look good in the eunuch uniform. It suits you very well."
I waved the brush in my hand: "In order to play this role well, I deliberately shaved my beard again. After all, it's my first appearance as Ricardo, so I can't be sloppy."
Zuo Lengchan pinched my cheek: "No wonder, I'm even more cheeky."
The work in the crew was very tight, and we had to separate and go to work separately at the order of the assistant director.
The director first told me about the play: "Young man, when the imperial concubine arrives, you immediately bend over, lift up the skirt of the imperial concubine in fear, and don't raise your head until you walk to the end of the hall. Do you understand?"
I see!"
Director: "The young man is quite handsome. It's a pity to be a eunuch."
I thought to myself, I am not really a eunuch.
With a sound of Action, the magnificent imperial concubine appeared.
I hurriedly lowered my eyebrows and walked over hunched over, holding up her skirt.
The director shouted from the sidelines: "Let's go, let's go! The imperial concubine should not look straight ahead! The two little eunuchs keep their backs lower!"
This hall is at least [-] meters long, and I bent over to walk through it once. I was so tired that my face was flushed and my brain was almost congested.
After walking around, the imperial concubine went to the director's camera to check in a big skirt.
After watching the video, the imperial concubine pointed at the camera: "No, this little eunuch raised his head too high and blocked me."
I was helpless: "I am [-] tall, and I managed to become shorter than you."
The imperial concubine was hit by me, she bit her lip and complained to the director: "The director, the current extras, want to be famous like crazy. Look at him, he is so good at stealing the spotlight!"
I spread my hands: "I really didn't mean to."
Concubine: "Director, I want to change eunuch!"
The director was also very helpless: "It is time-consuming to change the extras. You see that he has put on all the costumes, so just bear with it. Do it again, just pass one by one!"
The actress who plays the imperial concubine seems to be quite well-known in China, and even the director has to curry favor with her.The director talked all kinds of things, so she calmed down and started filming again.She waved her skirt, pouted and walked back to the other side of the hall. A few assistants were beside her fanning the wind and sending water, and I followed her back to the starting point.
Lu met the expressionless left guard in armor, I shrugged my shoulders, pointed at the imperial concubine, and mouthed: "Woman."
The left guard put one hand on the saber, and secretly made a knife gesture with the other.
I shook my head and mouthed: "Girl, let her."
Everyone returned to the starting point.The assistants and other staff dispersed.With my waist bent and my thighs half bent, I struggled to hold up the luxurious skirt of the imperial concubine.
Director: "Everyone on your marks—"
I pouted my hips.
Director: "Get ready—twist!!!"
Assistant director: "The imperial concubine turns on! The eunuch turns on! Pay attention to coordination! Watch out for queues! Synchronization rate synchronization rate!"
Passing by the expressionless left guard again, his hand holding the sword trembled.
I held the skirt and passed by, following the sway of the imperial concubine wholeheartedly.
I'm the only one who swings the most, oh~oh~ only I swing the most, yeah~ yeah~
The left guard broke the power: "Pfft——"
Stepping on her skirt, the noble concubine staggered, her hair was disheveled, and the gold and silver headgear fell to the ground.Half of the gauze thinner than paper was torn off, revealing the love underwear inside.The concubine screamed in embarrassment.
The audience was stunned for a moment, and then roared with laughter, among them, Zuo Lengchan laughed the loudest.
The director shouted helplessly: "Crack! Concubine, what's going on?"
The imperial concubine who fell to the ground with a pale face angrily waved away the assistant who came to help her, held the tall and big bun on her head with one hand, and pointed at me with the other: "He! That little eunuch, he stepped on the hem of my skirt! He wants to make a fool of me!"
I was dumbfounded: "Me? Me? You! You!"
Concubine: "You are shameless!"
Me: "Why am I shameless? I didn't step on your skirt at all!"
Concubine: "Just now you wanted to steal the spotlight, but now you are stepping on my skirt, you are obviously uneasy and kind! You want to show off!"
Me: "Miss, don't make trouble for no reason! If I want to show off, can I still play the eunuch?"
Zuo Lengchan also stood up: "Miss, we are just earning some money to make ends meet, why are we making things difficult for you?"
The imperial concubine covered her thighs with the torn gauze in shame and indignation: "Director! I have to change someone else, otherwise stop filming! Even the extras can climb on my head!"
The director had no choice but to nod and change people, and the director immediately crawled over and pushed me outside: "Go out, take off the costume and get out!"
I pushed him: "Why is your crew unreasonable? It's none of my business at all, otherwise you watch the video!"
Field note: "What video do you watch, who do you think you are? You don't even count as a character! Go away!"
Me: "What about the wages? Only leave after paying the wages! There are also lunch boxes, including supper, give me three boxes of lunch boxes, no noodles!"
Field Notes: "You still want to pay for the shooting! You young man is out of his mind!"
After speaking, Changji pushed me out of the studio and slammed the door shut.
81. Director is easier said than done
After a while, Zuo Lengchan also came out in all his clothes.
Me: "Brother Earring, why did you come out?"
Zuo Lengchan: "Brother, the imperial concubine just kept looking at me, and fell down when she saw me. What else is there to shoot? It's a waste of effort."
Me: "They don't pay wages, so we won't have lunch, what should we do?"
Zuo Lengchan wiped his sweat: "At worst, I'd better turn back and become a porter. It's better than being called around in the film crew."
Me: "Oh."
Zuo Lengchan put his arm around my shoulders and walked out: "I've been in Beijing Film Studios a lot, and I've seen a lot of famous little stars like this. They don't have a big reputation in the industry, and they are humble to the boss and the big names." Yan Quk knees, feeling aggrieved and looking for extras is not happy. Today is quite easy, some celebrities even find someone to beat up extras."
Me: "It's unreasonable. Is there any law for this? I have also worked in many film crews in the United States. How come I haven't encountered such a thing?"
Zuo Lengchan: "What did you do in the American crew? Are you also an extra?"
I'm not."
Zuo Lengchan: "Then it's over. The film industry is dark, and all you see is the glamorous side. The water below is really dirty."
In order to make a living, the two of us started working as porters again.This time the materials are particularly expensive, and there are thick wooden strips outside the carton for reinforcement.I looked at it, and it was estimated that a layer of skin would be rubbed off if I carried it directly, so I had to put two cloth towels on my shoulders before carrying it.
Summer background, scorching heat is unbearable.Zuo Lengchan and I worked hard in the high temperature of more than 30 degrees, fighting for the box lunch.
Moving things is boring, so I chatted with Zuo Lengchan to relieve the boredom:
Me: "Brother Earring, you are always working as a porter, do you still have time to write novels?"
Zuo Lengchan: "Novels rely on inspiration. I like to carry big bags. When I carry big bags, my brain turns quickly, and it is easy to come up with good ideas."
Me: "Have you ever published a book?"
Zuo Lengchan: "Not yet, I only make some money by publishing short stories in newspapers and magazines. How can it be so easy to publish a book from a good publishing house now?"
Me: "No ordinary publishing house?"
Zuo Lengchan waved his hand: "Don't look at my casual life, I have very high requirements for my works. Some publishing houses like to change the author's novels, and the changes are messy and smoky. I will never agree. This stuff, Rather lack than excess."
Me: "Do you want to live, sometimes you don't have to be so particular."
Zuo Lengchan nodded and said: "I understand what you mean. But publishing a book is not my ultimate goal. I prefer writing scripts to writing novels. My goal is to put the scripts I wrote on the screen one day , the film sold hundreds of millions at the box office, swept all the film awards in Taiwan, Taiwan, Taiwan, and Taiwan, and finally won the Oscar for Best Screenplay for fun."
I slapped my thigh: "Brother Earrings, we are really like-minded! I was very successful in the United States, but I still left my career and came to China to start a business. Do you know why?"
Zuo Lengchan raised his eyebrows and looked at me: "Looking for a wife?"
I raised my ring finger and shook it: "See? I have already settled the major issues in my life in the United States."
Zuo Lengchan took a closer look at my fingers: "This can't be a real diamond, right? Why is it so big? I spent the past two days in a daze, so I really didn't notice it. Is your wife pretty? Is she a foreign girl?"
Me: "Mixed race. Same age as me. Very handsome."
Zuo Lengchan: "Handsome? Is your wife a pure man?"
Me: "Hey, you know him too. It's the one who called the day before yesterday, that one, that one, my master."
Zuo Lengchan was shocked.
Zuo Lengchan was stunned: "You took Sniper home as your wife?"
I am right."
Zuo Lengchan: "Is it really for fun? Or do you just relax online?"
Me: "They're both engaged."
Zuo Lengchan: "Your boy is gay?! Do you like men?"
Me: "Isn't it? Why, it doesn't look like it?"
Zuo Lengchan: "You look...delicious. Brother, I'm hungry."
I pushed his waist: "Let's go, let's get a box lunch. I'll tell you about my grand plans while eating."
We received four boxes of lunch and squatted on the steps to eat in disgrace.I held a lunch box in one hand and pinched chopsticks in the other, pointing Jiang Shandao: "I graduated from the film department of New York University. After graduation, I started a film packaging company by myself and served as the vice president for several years. Then I became a part-timer in the "Samurai" crew. Back to the assistant director."
Zuo Lengchan dropped his chopsticks to the ground: "Brother, are you kidding me?"
I wiped my mouth: "It's too brilliant, isn't it? I know
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